COLUMNIST JOE JENNINGS
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Comments (14) : Mrs Johnson ? The Barren Spell
That gleaming bald head
Squeaky cockney voice
His abnormal obsession with that game
The sulks, strops and awful singing
His drunken midnight snacks
Land of Luxury? Ha
Six months it had been
Since that Gwladys St roared
I was to blame, supposedly
Yet I suppressed my frustration
Like a cleaning freak waking up
To a trashed house, foolishly
Do I not have bad days?
Yet his barren spell remained
I need a goal he would say
Like earning thousands of pounds
Each week wasn't enough
Having masses idolise you
Arrogance. Asshole
Yet I was his WAG
Something many would crave
It's not shopping til you drop
I'll tell you that!
On the field he was the ultimate dribbler
At home the dribbling was non-stop
Whinging galore
His baby like bald crown
Epitomised how the masses felt
Their hero, my zero
If only they knew
Of his whining, whinging ways
Its over now
My patience wore thin
The barren spell had ended
Yet the ignorance had just begun
The absolute had arrived
My fun had finally begun
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well as the story goes, he couldn’t even score with her.
anyway on the pitch the goals will come.
Come on Andy! COYB
Schooling today!?!?
I should be ashamed!
keep it to yourself.
Creative juices flowing?!
he scored twice against red scum,
if he keeps up the work rate,
we know the goals will come.
His Everton contract was sealed,
Moyesy brought him in to score,
but with our current midfield,
I’m surprised he hasn’t run for the door!
The service he might lack,
but we still chant his name in song,
and when Tim and Mikel come back,
we know we’ll right these wrongs.
AJ will keep his head up,
he’ll work till it all comes right,
we’ll win the UEFA cup,
and do the double over the redshite.
his girlfriend was a fucking hoe,
he thought he was gods gift to women,
but now your in the deep end and your not that good at swimming.
jj9 you always were a queer,
even though your idol is ray mears.
alan shearer, yeah you fuckin wish,
i loved him in that black + white he always was a dish.
so joe you shearers rent boy,
i cant think of anythin else to write.
apart from your poem i thought was a pile of fuckin shite!
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1 Posted 27/09/2007 at 09:36:55
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Have to say I found your poem far more entertaining than watching the poor bugger’s struggle to score in our team!