COLUMNIST JIM HOURIGAN
Painful to watch
A great 3 points on a shocking pitch against a very poor side, but my God how difficult was it to sit and watch? Our inability to pass the ball leaves me so frustrated and angry. Yes, the players put in bags full of effort; and yes, they try their hardest... but boy are some of them sadly lacking in the basic passing department.
Go through the team player for player and how many would you put your house on making three consecutive passes to a fellow blue? I watched Carsley, Neville, Cahill and Osman all fail to pass 5 yds to a colleague under no pressure. I know the pitch was crap and some of the bobbles unhelpful, but some of it was just down to rank poor play.
I think sadly that the problems start at the back, continue through midfield and finish with AJ. Yes, I am being critical and No, I won't piss off to some backwater. Those of you who can sit through the football on show and be pleased and happy at the quality have either never seen a good Everton team or never played football beyond a park pitch.
Results are important; winning ugly is also important...but so too is picking and playing players that can do more than run, chase and harry the opposition.
If today was a one-off, I would sit back and accept a bad pitch, a team scraping for their lives, and an imminent semi-final. But let's be honest ? it's not. Today was another microcosm of playing lots of utility / defensive players sprinkled with a tiny bit of quality (Arteta). Jagielka hoofs balls in no particular direction, the free kick he took towards the end of the second half came nearer to me in the stands than it did a player for us.
Hibbert can't pass water let alone a football. Carsley would tackle his own grandmother but if he has to pass to another blue he's clueless. Cahill will probably get one or two passes right but three? No chance. Osman won't make three passes because he'll be knocked off the ball at least once before he can pass it.
Neville? In midfield controlling the play? Need I say more?
Clearly, as they say, the sum of the parts is greater than the individual sum of the players, but my God does it make for painful watching at times.
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Two things I?d say in response, though:
- I think a few months ago, your views would have resonated a bit more. Against Reading and Blackburn in particular at the start of the season were exhibiting the kind of loose passing you describe.
- The standard of our play has been slipping a little since the absentees through injury, suspension and AFCoN kicked in but unless the sloppiness that we occasionally showed today becomes a more regular thing in the next few weeks, I think you?re being a bit premature.
I mentioned this before and was roundly criticised so i had better shut up now.
The same resilience on Wednesday may just get us the result we need..COYB...
I understand that, due to the fact I am young, this is best I have ever seen us play. I have spent most of my life as an Evertonian counting every point, and I am glad to have another 3 in the bag. Sure, it wasn?t pretty, but all that counts is where 4th.
Villa to pick up a point against the RS, and we're laughing!
This is one of the few times that the result really does count, your points, valid individually are collectively a bit harsh.
Are you trying to say AJ had crap ball control when he seized on Bramble’s error ran on and scored a great goal?
Come on now - wake up to reality. What sort of delusions do you have? I bet you were unhappy when we beat Sunderland 7-1 because they scored!
Could Arsenal have played better on that pitch? I very much doubt it.
Just watch us pass better in the next game v Chelsea.
Don’t forget that we missed Yobo, Yakubu and Pienaar to the ANC, Ossie isn’t fully fit and once Manny is match fit he’ll inject quality into the side.
I was most disappointed with Cahill and Neville yesterday, Neville was not upto the pace of the game and Cahill looked very tired. Vaughan also looked a little laboured when on, I personally think Anichebe is more effective than him at the mo.
How many points did we get out of that game?
A win is a win no matter how we play - if we had lost then maybe the whinge brigade could justifiably comment - but not this weekend!
Newcastle is a club where supporters place the show above the results. A respectable attitiude some might say but look where they are - sometimes you have to win ugly. As someone once said to me - sometimes (unfortunately) its about the points - not the football!
Where do you people come from?? We get a result against a team who are full of confidence at the minute away from home on a god awful pitch.
Jagielka is slated for booting the ball when if Titus the tit had done that, we wouldnt have scored!!! Ona surface like that fucking Arsenal or Brazil 1970 would have struggled to play beautiful football.
I’m all for critisizing when necessary, and coming down on players or the team when they underperform but to get a win which puts us 4th against a decent, organised side & to still get grief is harsh.
Didnt hear Man U fans moaning yesterday and they got tonked and sneaked a win or spurs fo that matter who also sneaked a win. They obviously appreciate how hard this league is & are more realistic about winning away from home.
Phil Neville even come out and said after xmas (the business end of season) it doesnt matter how you win as long as you win.
Its all that matters at this stage!!!
He also then said that it may be better suited to a team "getting the ball forward quickly"
Now many may describe how we played yesterday as hoofball and I am not saying it was pretty to watch...but in my opinion..the team talk was along the lines of..
"get the ball forward as quickly as possible, and let them make the mistakes on that pitch..if in doubt get rid...and try and keep it as close to Titus Bramble as possible cos he is an accident waiting to happen".
It was not pretty and we didnt play great..but the league table tells me he got that spot on.
Yesterday was painful to watch (not least because my feed was awful) but we did enough to get the 3 points. Quality football does not get you 4th place - just ask the RS - but the number of points do.
Just as an aside - Phil Roberts posts about three times a season the 38-game comparison - we?re on 60 points based on a 38-game. That means over the last 14 (?) games we only accrue another 18, based on last season?s results. There is still a lot of room for improvement and we have a lot of very winnable games coming up. I reckon we can push for 65 points this year, which will really put the frighteners on our neighbours. That?s also being conservative.
Re: Alex Pat & Co.
The few times there was even some small passage of cohesive passing from Everton Wigan looked clueless. Neville was particularly guiltly of breaking up any possiblity of play by choosing to give the ball to Jags/Hibbert who had no option but to hoof it. I don’t understand why Everton lowered themselves to matching Wigan’s hoofballl game when the talent is there on the pitch and bench (fernandes) to run rings around them. Wigan’s goal was an Everton gift from Valente’s hack down through to Everton’s inability to defend the free kick. Wigan only looked dangerous we Everton gave them the initative.
I have to ask honestly why bring in expensive talented players if its hoofball that ends up getting played?
Everton should be braver...and more often..
We won. Sound. Don’t look into it too much.
Oh and we are 4th in the league, still in the euefa cup and have a semi final on Wednesday.
How many blues would have took that at the start of the season? Every last one of us.
I’m happy with the 3 points.
Lets face it. The team who made the fewer mistakes was always going to win, and hoofing the ball out of danger beats falling on your arse, trying to be clever on that pitch (like Bramble). Nuff said.
Roll on Wednesday!
Since when have Hibbert, Carsley, Neville or Jagielka ever been blessed with good passing skills on a really good pitch? Not realistic to complain about their lack of passing skill on a bad pitch. Whether or not Carsley is adjudged a good passer of the ball I would not swap him for anyone this season as I think he has been great.
1. our poor passing - with Neville and Carsley in the middle together should we be too surprised when they pass the ball so badly?
2. Jagielka - to me he has so many flaws. long balls down the middle are a centre backs bread and butter and he routinely gets under them and the fly over him, (unchallenged might I had). Also, he has an inability to see balls out over the line. 3 times he got mugged against Oldham by hughes. Very Poor.
You have posted an article slating the experience of watchin us yesterday & I think your bang out of order. Top teams look at circumstances & if DM’s orders were to not be too pretty and get it forward early then they were great tactics as the game showed!!!
If the pitch was like a carpet I honestly believe that DM would of started Manny & used our better quality to beat them.......either way the desired end result is too beat them, which we did!!!
At times & given the opportunity we have played some fantastic football this season but like any top side (which we are hopefully becoming) we can adapt, which is what we done yesterday.
1 question Jim, if we grind out a result on wed, kicking lumps out of Chelsea getting the ball forward early to pressure their back 4 & end up winning......will you post a similar comment??
It wasn’t a day for pretty football. It wasn’t a ’short passing’ or ’run with the ball’ type of pitch as the ball wasn’t going anywhere on the deck and the pitch was soft and energy sapping.
I’m surprised that Victor didn’t get a run out, hit the long ball for him to win with his strength and bring Tim and the rest of midfield into it and take the battle into their half. Equally I was surprised that Ossie lasted the whole match given his recent lack of games. I worry that he won’t make Wednesday if he has a reaction after playing on a surface like that. I was made up with the spirit in the team and feel that we had the ability to step up if we needed to.
Just had to post in on this topic re the game at Wigan. I for one was really looking forward to watching this game on telly, and having a look at the lads before the big game on Wednesday..... but I must say I was very disappointed. Howard has lost it in goal, his decision-making has gone haywire, Jags just hoofs the ball anywhere, Tiny Tim looks bollixed and never got a kick, AJ?s first touch was terrible, and he lost possession most of the time. I?m not knock?n for the sake of it.... just being honest like some of the others on here have been.
I think we are having a great year overall, and playing some nice football too at times, but yesterday was very bad... end of! I just hope it was a one-off, and it?s out of the system for Wednesday.
Best of luck to everyone on Wednesday night!!!!!!!!!!!
We travelled up there, we beat them, the fans had a great day. We?re 4th???? What is up with some of you really??
I think the criticism of Jagielka?s performance yesterday is a little harsh. As we know, Hibbert?s forward play and general distribution leaves a lot to be desired and yesterday he often chose to go back to Jagielka with a bobbling pass, providing the centre half with no time or choice other than to hoof it. In other games I think Jagielka has shown that when it is appropriate to do so, he will pick a pass to feet. Overall, he did his job yesterday and dealt with most of what was thrown at him by the Wigan forwards (as did Lescott). Blame for the own goal can be directed as much towards Howard as anyone else for his flapping attempt to claim the cross.
What struck me most about yesterday was the lack of pace in our team (AJ aside). Our midfield was completely devoid of pace. Did anyone notice Mario Melchiot sweep up at the back near the end and go past Osman in his own corner as if he wasn?t there? Arteta is a gifted player, but doesn?t possess raw pace. Cahill is not particularly quick and neither are Carsley or Neville. Hibbert is no slouch but rarely ventures further forward than the half way line and Valente doesn?t offer the same sort of pacey overlapping that Baines does. The lack of pace was made so much more apparent by Palacios and Valencia on Wigan?s flanks who were direct and quick. There is no denying that they caused us some problems.
Yesterday we were very ordinary and we will continue to play this way in January unless Fernandes plays, we make some more signings and Vaughan partners AJ up front. Despite what pundits and fans think, we do not have the strength in depth to maintain the level of style we have become accustomed to this season. What we have are players that can come into a confident team with a winning mentality and self-belief and help us grind out some marginal wins.
Roll on February and the end of the ACN!
I thought AJ up front was very poor, he can't hold the ball up, gets brushed off ball to easily and I think he has lost a bit of pace, he can't seem to accelerate past opponents with the Bramble last gasp tackle situation in the second half being a prime example. While I can't question his workrate, I think he is a very limited footballer and won't score enough goals.
While I think Osman has good football ability, he is a headless chicken most of the time and I question Moyes's decision to give him the full game but it seems that him and Hibbert are the manager's golden boys.
Cahill's contribution in general play is limited as per usual and Neville is not a midfielder but I again question Moyes for taking him off at a crucial part of a game. Speaking of our manager,he frustates me sometimes with his tactics, especially against poor teams. We were diabolical yesterday if we are to be honest and changes should have been made at half time, it was just luck that we were two up.
Howard in goal was poor, slow off his line on a few occasions and his kicking was terrible and he was at fault for goal, while Hibbert's passing has improved in recent matches, he is not the answer. Jags just hoofs the ball anywhere even though he has plenty of time and that stems from the management. The only footballers on show yesterday were Lescott, Valente and Arteta and maybe with the exception of Carsley I wouldn't put the other 7 on my pub team.
I went to see Everton against Sheff Wed at Hillsborough in 85/86. We were dreadful, the pitch was a quagmire, but we played ugly and got, I think, a 1.1 draw. (Stats ain’t my thing). I’m talking about THE BEST EVERTON TEAM IN THE HISTOREY OF THE WORLD EVER. They occasionally had to dig in against fired up opponents, you know. Everton are great this season. Just enjoy it man, for f#ck’s sake.
Good to see you on ultra-positive form. I would agree with many of your points about individuals Carsley, Neville, Jagielka and with time we can perhaps replace them with better players. To be a critic of Carsley is akin to having 666 on your head if you read the posts on this website, so I admire your bravery. Try to enjoy it Jim when we are jammy bastards as we were on Sunday. You are being in danger of becoming the thinking persons Tony Marsh. What I am really waiting for from you is another anti-cahill post to really get us going!
I don’t mean to be harsh but I think many of us here are being unrealistic. We have a team ready to challenge for some silverware and rather than getting behind the team we have people wanting beautiful football and points.
Let us inject a dose of realism in ourselves and remember that though our players have technical flaws, they do have something that many in the league don’t-lots of heart.


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