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1 Posted 05/12/2019 at 17:39:53
2 Posted 05/12/2019 at 17:47:18
Anything to alleviate the tedium of the Long Goodbye.
3 Posted 05/12/2019 at 18:58:33
Like the young bird down the road. Heard she was good in the sack. Been around a bit. Had a fella in Hull and one down in Watford and been booted out by both lads.
You couldn't believe it. She's young, good looking in a latin type way and you can't wait to get to grips even though she's stringing you along a bit
Finally, after spending a few bob on her she moves in.
After a while you realise looks aren't everything. You completely understand why those two lads in Hull and Watford binned her.
You realise you've got to bin her quick before any little ones come along so finally you just tell her straight. It's not working she has to go.
Before she leaves though she wants a pay off. It's worth every penny in order to send her on her way.
You close the door, lean against it, bang your head on it and say " Fucking close call that !!!"
Reach for your phone, smile, chuckle even; open up Tinder and move on.
4 Posted 05/12/2019 at 20:26:51
Brilliant and accurate.
Tindr it is !
A few bevvies first tho with My good mate, Big feller from north of the border. He takes no shit.
5 Posted 06/12/2019 at 11:30:28
6 Posted 06/12/2019 at 13:11:35
You must try not to be tempted by a mercenary in a red dress residing in the far east.
7 Posted 06/12/2019 at 16:33:10
8 Posted 07/12/2019 at 10:42:19
Thank you, Dave.
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