Premier League — Matchweek 14

Kopite twat Anthony Gordon scores.

A strange but ultimately effective player, the big bloke. How many goals is that he's got?

Just watched the referee deny Brighton a corner that was very obvious then a Brighton player protesting over it and getting booked, maybe he called the ref a blind bastard which he was.

They keep changing rules and regulations but one of the present ones need changing tonight or first thing in the morning, and that is you can protest a yellow card. Bleedin' ridiculous.

Completely open goal, 2 yards out... even he couldn't miss!!!

Leeds 3-1, Chelsea stunned. The whole footballing world stunned.

For me he was best summed up by a contributor who offered him his seat in the main stand so he could watch the game passing him by in relative comfort.

Yes he gets the odd header but at his size so he should. If he was a World Cup qualifier, he'd be in the box for the 3rd seed draw with Tim Iroegbunam, Scotland and others of that ilk.

We paid £30M, and in retrospect we didn't get a £30M player, how we managed to nearly double our money amazes me -- glad we did though.

Asking for a friend

So against Man City on Saturday and now Chelsea? I still believe we could have saved £27M in the summer.

He had plenty of opportunity to sign the contract that was on the table for months. He was never going to. He was driven away by terrible shocking Evertonians who had the audacity to think he wasn't really very good.

Would it have stood ? The lad looked offside to me but wasn't sure if the camera showed where he was when their goalie hoofed the ball up the pitch.

No mugs though Sunderland — mind you they were only playing Liverpool!

It's very enjoyable seeing how distinctly average Liverpool, have become and going through the posts, then it looks like Brendan, made the schoolboy error tonight.

Don't celebrate until the shithouse referee, has blew the final whistle is my motto whenever I watch our despicable neighbours, and although Sunderland, we're very tired by the end tonight Dave, that goal would have definitely stood if the ball would have went in the net.

The Liverpool sub, did well getting back to clear it but, looking at him walking after blowing for absolute tugs, then it might just give a little insight as to why Liverpool, aren't playing anywhere near like what they have done for years?

They have definitely lost that physical edge, and need to get back on those inhalers. Ssshhhuuu.

But how tight is the Premier League table right now, once you get past the runaway leaders and Man City?

Maybe they used the inhalers last season, they are always fucked the season after they have used them, never mind.

Shuuuush, the Premier League have given them a permit to use them, just like King Charles, because of his large ears, has got a permit to shit in the street!

And I prefer Slot now, because it looks like he's helping his players lose fitness levels that were built up over many seasons.

They are calling him the worst ever signing, a fraud, a donkey, never a footballer, awful attitude! Looks like the fans want him gone already!

MK, three goals for Calvert-Lewin is two more than the combined clowns Barry and Beto have managed between them.

Yes he's favourite song came from a musical but the second line of the song was his choice:

“I talk to the trees, that's why they put me away”!

But Man Utd have finally scored.

He had a moment, I think it was in the first half, where he hit the ball so sweetly with his instep and it just flew the wrong side of the post.

Soungoutou Magassa, 21, joined West Ham for about £17M in the summer from Monaco. That was his first goal in English football.

Although, that may be a preference of some posters. Thanks for doing it again.