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Wheat and Chaff
Now unfortunately for us our wheat is in Africa so we are stuck with our chaff and our chaff is Andy Johnson. Apart from that couple of months when he joined us AJ has done bugger all to justify his name and reputation as one of the Premiership?s top marksmen. His only weapon is his pace, so defences drop deep and he becomes utterly useless. He is a one trick pony and that trick is so easily nullified. For ninety minutes he is nothing more than a minor irritation to almost all centre halves.
And let?s be honest, the ?but he?s so hard-working line? is wearing a bit thin. Any idiot can graft and any idiot can run towards the corner flag and give away possession every time the ball comes near him. There is no end product and I have seen epileptic fits with better control than Johnson. He had one good season at Palace when they lined ten men up behind the ball and hoofed it up-field for AJ to chase. That was his one trick, but we don?t play like that.
Some fans said Beattie would come good, he didn?t. Some fans said McFadden would come good, he didn?t. Some fans are still holding onto the hope that Andy Van der Meyde is going to miraculously turn the corner and relegate Arteta to the bench, he fucking won?t you know.
All these examples tell you that leopards don?t change their spots, we have seen the best of Andy Johnson and it isn?t good enough for where Everton Football Club want to go. He?s a nice fella and top pro and I was hoping for and expecting so much more, but unfortunately he isn?t cutting the mustard at this level.
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If pace is his trick then it sounds obvious and its been said many times before but we shoud play him direct balls THROUGH THE MIDDLE, and ALONG THE DECK. He has shown he is capable when he gets a decent service, but its just that he is constantly expected to forfeit that and chase Nevilles clearances all fucking day.
Sorry about the rant but its bloody obvious he could be a good player
Probably the more fundamental reason for AJs ’poor performance’ is that he’s 3 foot 6, and weighs 3 stone dripping wet... so how do we give him the ball? We hoof it upfield, and see if he can beat his 6ft plus marker to the aerial ball, or we shove it down towards the corner flag, and wonder why he doesn’t score.
The reason he started so well was because for a while we played to his strengths, quick short balls between and behind the back 4 (like the one Manny fed him with against Spurs) or fast, flowing moves with low balls in from the flanks (like in the 2-0 at WHL).
AJ wasn’t a bad buy, and still isn’t, but unless we play to his strengths (and we’re starting to get the personnel to do this with Manny, Pienaar and Arteta soon to be available in the middle of the park), unless we play to his strengths, we won’t see the best of him. So, rather than have a go at AJ, try telling Pip and Hibbo that the 4 guys in the middle of the park are there for a reason, that way the creatives can get the most out of our considerable forward talent.
Owen threw up his arms one afternoon during the Allardyce regime when yet another ball was lofted vaguely towards him in the air. He was saying: ’if you are going to play to my strengths, this is stupid’. Same with AJ. How ever was he going to show what he can do with the likes of Carsley, Neville and Jagielka hoofing the ball up at him?
The fact is, we need to play to AJ’s strengths, or not bother to play him. Maybe Manny in the centre can now bring out AJ’s scoring touch. If Everton aren’t going to play through the middle to exploit AJ’s pace, sure, let’s drop him and loft balls up to the Yak, hoping that Cahill or Vaughan will pick up the pieces.
People are harping on about AJ’s strengths but what are they? He doesn’t actually play of the last man and he doesn’t play through the middle. Even when the service has been excellent like the Arsenal game last season for example where Arteta was working his magic and Fernandes played countless through balls he never ran through one on one with the keeper. AJ just doesn’t use his pace well enough for me. He doesn’t play on the last defender as he always seems to be behind them.
Compare him to Robbie Keane. Keane may not be the quickest player in the world but what he does have is a brain. He knows where the passes are going and he makes the runs. Even when the service is awful he is always looking for the space. Spurs don’t actually play with ball playing central midfielders so no one can say he gets better passes than AJ as Jenas and Zokora there usuals aren’t great passers of the ball.
Even if we play the ball along the floor with Johnson in the team does he actually contribute to this and would he be more effective. He doesn’t have a good touch or a good footballing brain so playing him in a link role wouldn’t work whereas playing him as a target man doesn’t work because he’s 5ft 7 and 9 stone.
I think we’ve moved on from Johnson and the old Moyes. When we play our full team in our favored system we can play some decent stuff with the likes of Arteta, Fernandes and Pienaar creating, Yakubu linking and holding up play and Cahill making his runs. Johnson just attracts the long ball or the ball into the channel because in all honesty thats what he’s effective at doing. He’s not going to bully a back four, he’s not a penalty box predator and he doesn’t link play so sadly he doesn’t fit in.
I like him and hopefully he will prove me wrong and get his arse into gear. Maybe Vaughan alongside him and Fernandes behind him would improve him but we’ll have to wait and see.
Anyway, the last thing we need, is to have to go out and buy another top class striker. As it is, we have lsoldtwo players and will need to spend about £15-20 million to keep Pienaar and Fernandes. Top strikers dont come cheap and we arent exactly the richest club around, in case you hadnt noticed. In the summer we need to concentrate on getting another defensive midfielder a back-up center back and a left winger but more importantly we need to keep the players we already have!
What he has to offer is pace to burn,A high work rate and the ability to score 20 goals a season with the right service.The Yak is no better in the air but slightly better at link up and better at converting chances but they both have a part to play.
We shouldnt let the boo boys turn on Aj now Hibbert has gotten better.
It wasnt long ago that Ossie was the brunt of everyone’s frustration.
Why isn’t she with him, anyone add to this?
EVERTON 3-0 LIVERPOOL
AJ BRACE
EVERTON 4 - 1 TOTTENHAM
AMOKACHI BRACE
One brilliant match but nothing else
Then second tier, Anelka, Torres, cost 15 mill +
Aj is an 8 mill player, but he runs himself into the ground for our club, For that reason alone I will never knock him
Imagine also what Vaughan and Anichabe are feeling right now. They both are too well established now in my mind to be labelled young players that still need blooding through substitute roles. To further themselves they need to be getting full games at this stage, and they?re getting nothing of the sort. How long before their agents start whispering in their ears? Twenty minutes here and twenty minutes there, even in european games, isn?t going to be a big enough draw for young players that just want to play.
You are missing a number of points:
1/ Yak has always been a half a season player. The goals have always dried up around this time of year. Why? Nobody knows, so let’s see how he’s doing come May before we make any hasty judgements. People were quick to slag him off in September when he didn’t .score and ws ’lazy’ etc. He’s done great since, but let’s hope he keeps it up before we ditch all our other forwards.
2/ Yak is the best option when we play 4-5-1, but who is to say we will always play that way? In a 4-4-2 we look better with AJ and Vaughan whilst Vic can fill in with any system.
3/ Regarding AJ himself he picked up 2 bad injuries last season, one of which hung oer into this season and he eventually required an operation. Since returning he’s scored 6 goals ( 7 if you include yesterday ) and done well despite hoofballs played up to him and 3 of our most creative players, Osman, Arteta and Pienaar, missing many of the games.
His workrate alone should give him enough credit for silly articles like this one to never be . Give the bloke a break and stop comparing him to Beattie and McFadden, both of whom were far less effective players.


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