X -Rated Horror Show
Why doesnt someone tell David Moyes that in order to make his brand of football work you need a team full of 6ft plus players. Hoofball needs big cart horses to make it work. Remember Wimbledon and Howard Wilkinsons Sheffield Wednesday? Instead Moyes tries to play the Wimbledon Way with tiny elf-like school boys. It's pathetic and just shows you how dumb Moyes really is.Once again, Everton players were out muscled all over the park. Yes the footy is shite but we just can not compete with big strong sides. It's so embarrassing to watch. My toes are curling even now thinking about it.
If any good comes from last night's fiasco it will be the fact that most Evertonians are now waking up to what this manager is all about. Him and his gormless sidekick Alan Irvine. What is it with all the note pads and scribbling? Shoving bits of paper under Moyes's nose every five minutes like some demented office clerk?
I can't say I am shocked by what went on at Goodison Park last night. It's obvious to anyone who wants to see it that the Moyes's brand is a non-starter in European football regardless of which players you send out on to the field or who the opposition is. The warning signs have been there all season and lessons have not been learned from the last time we were slammed in the Uefa Cup. Who was it said Moyes is learning from his mistakes? Well if this is Moyes when he is learning, God help us when he messes up.
Make no mistake about it, Everton will crash out in the Ukaraine next month. It wouldn't be Everton if we survived out there and I can imagine how funny all this will be for the Red half of the city. Oh I forgot, some of you dont care what the Red Shite say. Well some of us do and it's getting harder to defend this crap with each passing week.
As for matters off the park and yet again another total fuck up by the club regarding tickets. I feel sorry for any of our fans who are travelling on offical club flights to the away leg next month. More cock-ups at the airport no doubt. Best of luck boys!
Last night's total breakdown of the organisation and distribution of tickets is a disgrace. Season after season our loyal supporters are treated with contempt by the club they follow and once again it's someone elses fault. This time its the Post Office who are to blame. How about an apology for once?
Even more worrying than last nights balls up is the fact that the majority of Everton supporters have voted for this clueless shower of arseholes to take the club, lock, stock and barrel, out of the city and into Kirkby. It would be oh so funny if this wasn't happening to us. Watching a club being torn to shreds by the people who are supposed to be running it. Imagine how hilarious it would all be if it was LFC doing this to them selves. We would be in stitches laughing.
Kenwright, take us to Kirkby if you must. If that's all you have got in you and that's all you can offer then fair enough. But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get rid of that fucking clown Moyes more before he does any more damage.
Aston Villa up next and I remember last season those of you who thought it clever to have a go at me for saying Martin O'Neill is a better manager than David Moyes. "Look where Villa are in the league and look at us," you said.
That was less than 12 months ago and things have changed pretty quickly since then. A heavy defeat on Sunday might just be the beginning of the end for Disasterous Dave... let's hope so.
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If Moyes is so well-respected throughout the football world, I’m surprised Abramovitch hasn’t snapped him up already! We’ve sold off all our other assets, why not franchise out our manager? At least the players could play in peace on matchday.
We’re pissing against the wind until we move to Kirkby and Kenwright sells the club.
In the meantime, Irvine & Moyes should replace all their pieces of paper, buy one post-it note and write down the following:
Pass
Blue Shirt
Move
Width
Beat Man
Shoot
Moyes is another of these coaches who are desperate to make football more complicated than it actually is. If he had real confidence in the players he bought, he’d coach them in the week and let them play on match day. How good for your confidence it must be to have your manager barking at you for 90 minutes. I think it says more about him and his methods than his players.
I am not saying I am going to stop going the match because of last nights result but a few more of them might just tip me over the edge and i’ll spend my weekends doing something that I actually might enjoy.
They started well last season then crumbled, as they will this, because you could fit their squad on one of the aforementioned post-it notes.
The last thing Everton need is a has-been who is even more inept in the transfer market than our own beloved Moyes.
Last night,Everton drew a game they deserved to win.I have no doubt that they will be going all out to win the tie in the return game.If they fail,it won’t be the end of our season but just another valuable lesson learned.Honestly matey,you don’t deserve to be one of us!
be horrific.Dont you get it yet Doddy.Moyes is a Howard Wilkinson clone and he hasnt got a clue about coaching a side to attack teams.Its got fuck all to do with Bile or how good an Evertonian anyone is. FFS open your eyes and engage your fucking brain.
1. you must not EVER have a dissenting opinion.
2.you must like a sheep agree with the Moyesiahs tactics (!)and never express an opinion or disagreeing with this cappello like genius.
3.Bill kenright loves everton, he’s doing everything cos he loves us(repeat in mantra like fashion)
4. your status as an evertonian can be recinded, if expressing any dissent towards the holy trinity of Moyes Kenright or Wyness.
5.Kirkby is the promised land and Moyeses wil lead us there.(not for discussion EVER.
6.Supporters (the key is in the name) must ONLY support,and never wonder if the current path is right for the club( Supporting the club, not the current encumbents, is and old fashioned, quaint idea, and will not be tollerated)
Hiel Moyes!!!
Paul, Moyes IS NOT the best available coach for our club, Moyes may be a great man manager and has no doubt made our club stronger, it is the best squad we have had since the 80s in my opinion, but that’s not saying too much, most of the players seem to love him but he can’t coach a team to play attractive attacking football that can actually eventually win you things. We will WIN NOTHING playing this way. Here’s a coach for you, Glen Hoddle, all his teams played attractive football with even limited footballers, pass and move, make yourself available for another player etc. etc. etc. Moyes obviously doesn’t know how to coach a team or even have any clue what makes for attractive attacking football. I’m personally sick of it and once again my dreams of going into Europe with my fellow Evertonians seem to be dissappearing. The only way we will do anything with Moyes in charge is if he actually buys a midfield playmaker who directs the team HIMSELF (Please God may Gravesen get fit for the next leg and ignore whatever instructions Moyes gives him). Then, all the people who think Moyes is a great coach will be able to say.... See, I told you Moyes was great.
actually the Volvo B12m is probably the best coach for the club, smooth and comfy.....
I dont like all this DOOM and GLOOM from you Tony, you have a right to your opinion as much as me. But sometimes I feel its the end of the world for you. I’d love to have a drink with you sometime, just to see were all this negativity comes from. I have nothing against you, just your over the top opinions on Everton in general.
If Tesco’s want to move forward as a company, they can’t be overschadowed by European football. Where will our customers park if they want to get their schopping on a Thurschday night?
If Tesco?s want to move forward as a company, they can?t be overschadowed by European football. Where will our customers park if they want to get their schopping on a Thurschday night?"
I didnt know schaun connery posted on ere
We all want the best for the club, we just have different views on how to get there. The picture is completely different from six years ago. I’d love to hear how and why Moyes will take us further, but I just keep hearing about keeping the faith, remember Leeds United, look at Bolton and Charlton, give him another year, he’s a great young manager, etc, etc.
I’d like Everton to have a manager for positive reasons, not just because we’re afraid of making a change. Please join the real debate and give us some rational insight into exactly what makes you think Moyes can take us further.
Over to you.......or anyone else.
hanging on in quite desperation is the Everton Way.
they know best we are only Everton supporters / cash machines, who have no right to an opinion....
Heil Moyes god of All Football.
Because we’re a young, improving team
Because he nearly got us into the champion’s league
Because we’re still in Europe
Because he bought Arteta
Beacause he bought Lescott and Johnson and Baines
Look at Chelsea there not pretty either to watch and look at the money thye’ve spent.
The thing is football pundits prematch prediction are more positive towards Everton these days than they were 5 years ago. People in general on football forums mention more about Everton these days in a positive light than they did before. Teams fear Everton more, even the top sides.
If you remember 5 years ago, we’d be struggling to get an away win all season, we have 2 away wins already from Spurs and Bolton with the season only 4 weeks old.
I feel were more attractive to players when the transfer market comes around and I feel the players we have at the moment arn’t the Gazza’s or Ginloa’s of the past. We have a young side, lets be a little more positive. I’m sure once it clicks, our football will become better as the season goes on.
It’s the deal of the century!
He plucked Cahill from obscurity and made him into a 15 goals a season midfielder
Arteta was a Rangers reject, he’s now one of the top five midfielders in the best league in the world.
Vaughan was a diferent, much better player than the 16 year old who got injured
Even the fat kid at Man U looked a better England prospect before he sold his soul
I’d pick another sport Tony. I hear Phil Taylor needs a cheerleader
Pick another sport!
You obviosly dont remeber evertons good teams of the past, people like you , content to wallow in miediocracy, will be the death of this club.
Evertonians support EVERTON not Moyes!
Are you talking about the Claus Thomsen era or the Nyarko era? I get bleary eyed just thinking about those glory days. Tucked up in bed in my Garreth Farrely duvet cover.
In the eighties we were the richest club in the league.
Do you think we could buy the equivalent of a Gary Lineker these days?
You’re as bad as a Chelsea fan.
not some of the shite who you mentioned, but they may get in the current team
no but even if we could afford a "lineker" moyes would render him useless anyway.
Im worse than a Chelsea fan!! what does that mean.
because i dare question the ability of A manager whose best young manager tag is wearing thin these days, when does potential transform in to results or a cohesive playing unit.
I support Everton Not moyes, but it sounds to me your the other way round.
and lets be honest, the best team in 20yrs says more about the lack of quality of previous teams than it does about the current side.
how much for your Farrely duvet cover??
cos in 5 yrs time fans will be making such comments using Neville lampshade as an insult
However, we need Cahill and Arteta back ASAP and we will be a different animal IMO. Pienaar and Gravesen will also be a welcome addition when both fit.
I still believe that we will go through this tie and I am usually a pessimist with all things Everton.
I have read this kind of anti-Moyes stuff before from Tony Marsh, and to be honest, I don’t know which fucking mushroom he lived under pre Moyes!
Anyone else remember reading that sort of thing?
even amongst my rs friends, i never here them say your not a true red for daring to critize Houlllier, benetez,underperforming players????
support the CLUB and sometimes that means cdritizing (the manger players who are not good enough) , for the greater good i.e EVERTON
"You obviosly dont remeber evertons good teams of the past, people like you , content to wallow in miediocracy, will be the death of this club.
Evertonians support EVERTON not Moyes!"
"why do a lot of evertonians brand anyone with a different opinion than therse not a true Blue, (go and support the shite then if you dont like it)"
I’d go for a lie down. You’re getting a little confused
It is also one of the main reasons why I don’t think he will take us further.
Football’s like any other business. When you improve, you raise expectations and have to deliver them.
I can selectively refer to managers and players from the past who were ’nearly’ successful and/or shite and were sacked for doing so. I can also selectively refer to those who brought us genuine success.
I’d rather talk about the here and now, where all the excuses for Moyes are disappearing. How long is he going to be a ’young’ manager? He has had time to embed his own methods. He has had money. He has a particularly indulgent chairman.
Just can’t see where the improvement will come from.
Under a lesser manager, the truth is we would have spent some time in the Championship and we’re the only team to break the top four monopoly in recent years. This was an amazing acievment considering that team.
We’re not going to win the league. Even the staunchest optimist would agree. Top 5 would be amazing. Moyes has taken the club as far as it can go not as far as he can take it. This is the sad reality facing us now. Money plays too important a role these days.
To your points about managers, I can name several ’successful’ managers who were unable to cut it in the Premiership, Walter Smith being one, whose achievments Moyes has already eclipsed. He’s just a talented manager.
For most of my life, we haven’t been successful, its just that I’m tired of being told the man’s a genius when he is clearly an honest, hard-working manager who has clear limitations that flare up every time we start to make progress.
Shouldnt the players know whats going on pre-match without the Dad at a school football game style yelling.
Moyes allows if not encourages the long ball game.
I watch a lot of scottish football and down south the SPL gets slated, but while the standard of players is lower I cant think of an SPL team who hoof it as much as we did against those Ukranians
Anyone get where i’m trying to go yet???????
i wonder what was worst the quarter final vs boro or this.
For shame Tony. I understand you want Moyes out but hoping the team gets beat is unforgivable.
I accept that everybody has there right to comment but you have continually repeated the same shit and to be honest it fucking annoying.
You are the first to knock Moyes when he loses but when we win you go missing. Kind of like Arteta against the "Big Four". Are you an evertonian or a liverpudlian looking for a bit of banter.
What you dont seem to realise is that we have improved. We are a stabilised club and that is down to Moyes and all the players of the past five years. Whether we can progress anymore I dont know but the Premier league is much more competitive than it used to be. A teams can not just come out of nowhere and win the league like it was in the past due to money. Genarally the more money you have the better quality of player you get the better you perform. I have stopped living in the past so why cant you.
The football is terrible but I hear the same from fans from other clubs outside the top 4. I have heard the likes of Newcastle, Spurs, Blackburn, West ham and Aston Villa moaning that there football is dire. Trust me its the same for most clubs.
Some of your comments shouldnt even be published. People who continually repeat football manager info are denied the chance to comment yet you are aloud to continually slate Moyes. Whats the difference? You and the Football Manager boys are writing the same things over and over again yet you get to comment whereas they are rejected. I know your views as do alot of people and while I respect them I hate having to read them over and over again. "Same old Tony always chatting the same shit."
Try being a bit more balanced in your views and you will get people taking you seriously. If you are an evertonian then you will listen but only time will tell.
I don’t hate Moyes, I just find a few things hard to understand:
1. Playing Hibbert
2. Not playing Jags
3. Not playing Nev at full back
4. Changing the formation when we matched the champions with 442 a few days ago
5. Not realising that we were overrun in midfield in the first half
6. Not demanding (every day in training) that we don’t hit the long high ball all the time
That said, I still think we’ll win in the Ukraine and while Moyes isn’t the best we can hope for, demanding he be sacked is just ridiculous.
PS Any chance of a thread that doesn’t mention Kirkby?
Thats what Moyes is all about and the sooner he goes the better.
My comment is that why is our only "tactic" to roll the ball to either full back / centre back / defensive midfielder & the hump it 60 yards in the vain hope of a %age ball coming off????
It’s garbage to watch & has no-one told Moyes Dunc’s tending his pigeons these days & not planted 60 yards ahead of Tony Hibbert????
What’s so wrong with actually trying to pass the fucking thing? We have no movement, no one coming short for a pass, no idea how to formulate a chance by working the ball intelligently. Just aimless punts up field - it’s shite.
Moyes’s constant yelping at the players from the sidelines - trying to call every pass - is annoying as a fan - god knows how much it must piss off the players.
As for the team - Hibbert’s not good enough - simple as - he can’t pass - which as a professional footballer is a bit of a fundamental weakness - get rid he’s shite.
What part of - Neville is a Full back - doesn’t Moyes understand? One outstanding performance in that positon for the Mancs vs Arsenal - 4 years ago - isn’t enough to base a "new" career on FFS! Given how useless Hibbert is & how crap he’s been in CM - every Evertonian can see he needs to go to RB - seemingly with the exception of Moyes.
Overall, I was embarrassed on Thursday - we’ve got a chance to put it right in a fortnight -but Moyes needs to change things around & have a long hard look at himself & our woefull tactics.
Deal of the century


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