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As a keen reader of the output from ToffeeWeb Towers I have recently noted the discussions regarding the hoof ball played by Everton at times this season.
Now I can't confess to being an avid watcher of Soccer am, however, I have noticed this season that making a very regular appearance in their 'Showboating' section is Mr Pienaar and Mr Arteta and this weekend they were both in it, the only other player making such a regular appearance is some kid called Ronaldo.
So the touches must be there?
More of the same, please, gentlemen.
Paul Fuller, Posted 10/11/2008 at 17:19:25
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Many, including Michael several times, have said how bad the performance was on Saturday prior to the goals and I would certainly not defend the team and/or Moyes for delivering that to the fans, especially those fans who pay to watch such dire performances, HOWEVER the end result is all about the three points and right now we’re getting the points.....let’s be happy about that......hopefully the team can improve the overall quality and not only get the three points but do it in style too!
We know they can do it (as Michael correctly pointed out) but doing it consistently has been a rare thing for a long time, not just this season!
It’s fantastic to see Saha banging them in though.......if only The Yak can do the same!
I should add too that other teams are slipping up right now....City are dropping points as are The Villa and Hull........nobody else is having a solid run.....my question is which of the top four teams will slip up to allow somebody in there this season?
Whoever it is let’s hope we can creep in there! With a takeover by all accounts in the very near future who knows what could happen next season!
What I'm trying to say is I don't think Moyes says in training to the players ?when you get the ball lads just hoof it up? it's more down to the players, if the players feel uncomfortable or unconfident they will hoof it more.
I've noticed when we are under less pressure, either away from home, or loosing we seem to play better, the players aren't as worried about loosing the ball if they try to pass it more.
This clearly indicates the lack of passing and supports the Hoofball argument. The other side of the coin is, apart from Villa and I think it will change this weekend, is that they are all below us, so we have to be doing something right, albeit not too pretty and quite frustrating considering we know they have the ability to do it.
I am also of the opinion as confidence grows so will our pass rate.
Now, surely, if it wasn?t down to Moyes, he would have done something about it? At the end of the day, 6½ yrs is a long time to remedy it.
I am not for one minute saying Moyes is faultless because he isn't and I have criticised him down the years but I've also praised him. It seems certain people have it in for him at the minute and the personal hatred towards him is out of order. I mean what has he actually done that's so bad? (other than turn us from a very poor team constantly fighting relegation into a good team who now compete for a European place each season.) I know people want to see an Everton side that plays great football but at the minute Moyes is trying to get results and, do ya know what he?s gettin them. I'm certain we will start to play better football when the confidence of the players has fully returned ? and results like Saturday's don't half help.
1. Coaching; the old "when in doubt put it out" approach to management.
2. We are very weak in the middle of midfield. The only person that I have seen show for the ball this year has been Castillo and it doesn?t look like he?ll be getting too many more chances.
3. Our strikers are told to chase everything and run the channels until they can?t run any more and then they are replaced by a like-minded striker who is instructed to do the same. This is what has turned Beattie and AJ from England squad members to Championship-level strikers in their time with the club. Just for the record, the Yak looks like he?s getting pretty fed up with it as well and it wouldn?t surprise me if he is on his way shortly... Moyes even said it today that Saha has to get used to the Everton work ethic. If you get your strikers to work their nads off chasing lost causes then their potency in front of goal will decrease.
4. Moyes's tendency to single players out for public humiliation if they make a mistake which leads to a goal. Obviously there is more chance of making a mistake if you try to be creative than if you hoof it as far as you can....... but there is more chance of causing the opposition trouble as well.
If you think its been a failure, then how?
Given that basic remit can you tell me just how "successful" David Moyes is? Don?t harp on about Walter Smith et al as the past is done and gone and any manager is only as good as the here and now, the football in the majority of occasions this season at Everton Football Club has been dreadful.
I?m not a miserable old get who isn?t grateful for the last three games and winning but surely even you can acknowledge all three were more good fortune than good football? I also don?t go with the breaking the bank to buy the league either as just how much did Collison and Sears cost West Ham and both are decidedly decent players able to play to a decent EPL standard.
You ask whether David Moyes has been a success or a failure, if failure how, errrrr tropies, could you let me know how many we have won in the last six and half years? Yes he has stablised the ship... but what next? I still believe he has taken us as far as he can. This year was the correct time to ship out, and bring in an experienced foreign manager, Who? ? is the bigger question I suppose but how many British managers would you class as World Class? ... err none!
Does Sheeds’ twice taken free kick (check it out on Youtube!) count...if so, that takes the biscuit :-)
Although it is still apparent to be fair. I recall in the last game Osman only about 10 m away waving his hands furiously in the middle of the park begging for the ball with Lescott (I think) in acres of space... what did he do? ? hoof it up and straight to the opposition. I almost turned off at that point! ....
But our issue is and has always been poor movement off the ball. It's tough not to hoof it when there is no-one moving into space for you to pass to!
Oh Manny, where art thou?
But on the flip side, when Lescott joined he hardly ever hoofed it up, played with great intelligence; now he is as bad as the rest....
They must be so nervous to make a mess up! Can?t think what else it can be! Hmmm....
Last season after the Clattenburg derby up to Christmas was the best football we have played in 20 years. I honestly couldn't live with being so pessimistic all the time. We?ve ground out 10 points from 12 and now we have a good home game on Sunday. Bring the crowd back, get Pienaar & Screech back in and you?ll see some footy. For me, it is Arteta that is the key weakness this season. Maybe 2 or 3 on the bench might be the best medicine for him.
I don?t know what games you?ve been watching but Jags is probably the biggest culprit for long hopeless passes from defence. Sure, he may WANT to find the winger (that we haven?t got) withh passes towards the corner flag, but they end up in Row K. Sure you?re not getting Jags and Yobo mixed up?
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Not in the games I?ve been watching... he?s the worst culprit.
Look at other teams... Chelsea have Deco, Essien, Ballack for Terry, Carvalho to pass short to. Arsenal have Fabregas. Man Utd Scholes and Carrick & Hargreaves when fit. Even Liverpool have Gerrard, Alonso & Masherano. All these players look to drop deep, pick up the ball, turn, and look who to pass to. PLAYMAKERS.
Osman and Fellaini are not playmakers and neither is Cahill. Forget more width and more strikers in Jan ? we need a central midfield playmaker. Sod this Egyptian striker. How many strikers do we need to fill Moyes?s preferred 1 up front? Pool all resources and put a decent package together and get Moutinho. Middle of the park this boy will make things happen. We all agree that Arteta and Pienaar are the most creative players we have but both are out on the wings and we are too predictable.
I still think we need a defensive midfielder who can break up play and PASS the ball out of defence instead of relying on Jags, Yobo, Neville etc. to hoof it up front. I haven?t seen enough of Castillo (who has?) to know if he has the attributes,( I think if he did have, he?d have been playing more, don?t you?), and Fellaini, Osman, Arteta, Cahill aren?t the answer either. They have potentially enough flair and vision but the ball by-passes them all too often.
When we play the ball on the floor we look a half-decent side but it doesn?t happen often enough. OK, you can blame Moyes all you like, and fair play, he will hold his hands up and say that the buck stops with him, but if Jags has the ball at his feet it?s his choice what to do with it, Row K seems to be the only thought on his mind.
I watched in absolute disgust the previous week as we ground out a 1-0 against a poor Fulham side with our predictable 4-5-1 formation. The point is it?s far more fun being an Everton fan if you don?t actually have to watch them!
If Moyes thinks that this player is Osman, we are in trouble. Hardwork and the odd spectacular goal will only get you so far. Too lightweight for this position. As much as Carsley (and I don?t want to open the debate as to should we have kept him or right to let him go because he's gone!!) but his time was up and I think we should adjust the style of our football accordingly.
A midfield 4 with a player that drops to pick it up and seek the best option for the pass. Wide, onto the 2nd central mid or a ball for striker"S" to run onto. We have no-one with this vision in my opinion apart from Arteta. Maybe give him some games in the middle because I don?t want to wait any longer for him to play himself into any form on the wings.
I an confused, wasn?t the team meant to go out and score goals to win the game? Were all the goals massive deflections? Did the other side score own goals?
How then were we lucky? We defended better than we had of late and kept attacking and we won. What?s with all the "lucky talk"? ? and don?t use the usual, "but if they were a better side" rubbish; they weren?t.
You are spot on in saying Moyes has failed in bringing silverware and, at the end of the day, that's what managers are judged on.
The reason I think he has been a success so far is because he has undoubtably changed the expectations of the fans, he has totally changed the quality of the team and he has changed the quality of player we can attract. OK, we can't buy the world-class players we would all love but we certaintly don't buy the 30+ over the hill has beens any more.
Getting back to fans' expectations, I think this is the biggest downfall of Moyes. He gave us our pride back and reminded us of what it was like to challenge at the top end of the table; now we have hit a glass ceiling (which he has admitted) and can't break into the top four, people regard him as a failure. I?d like to know who you?s think would have done a better job.
Look I don't want you?s to think I'm in the same mindset as Richard Dodd because, believe me, I'm not. I give Moyes stick when he deserves it but what I don't do is try and convince people that Moyes is somehow harming our club. Yes, at the minute we are playing shite football and that's being kind... but Moyes is trying to turn our season round and he?s getting us wins any way he can. Surely no one thinks Moyes likes us playing this way anymore than we do. I think he will turn it round again as he has done before and I think good performances will return.
Another thing I?d like to make clear is:- Although I think no-one could have done a better job than Moyes over the last 6½ years, I'm not saying no one wouldn't be able to do a better job now... but would we be able to attract anyone who can do a better job? The fact is Moyes looks like he will be here for the next few years, so we should be supporting him even if we don't agree with him because at the end of the day he is only trying to do the best for our club.
Osman? Fuck me. Arteta has to be a big improvement on him. Stuck on the wing waiting for a pass from the crap all around him is hardly using him to good effect. He had a few good games on the wing a few seasons back and for Moyes; that's him there forever.
I know he wasn't great in the few games he played in the middle when he first came on loan but he?s not cutting it on the wing now is he?
Please, Moyes, some imagination in your selections. Oh, I forgot - swap the wingers after 25 mins and back again before half-time.
Indeed, last season we were saying for albeit a short period of the season that we were playing the most attractive football since the mid-80s. If we are to blame Moyes for hoofball, we also have to ackonowledge that he is responsible for that purple patch, and all the other times we have played well.
I am sure Moyes doesn't tell the team to play attractive football one week and then crap football for the next 3 weeks. It's all down to the players on the pitch and how confident they feel about playing football along the deck. Most weeks I don't think they are. It's all very well saying these teams lower down than us are playing more attractive football but that's the reason they are below us season-in and season-out, they aren't getting enough results playing that way.
I would rather have a battling successful team than a neat playing team who are lower mid-table each year. These teams don't have the pressure of expectancy that we have in trying to challenge at the top. Only the top four teams can play classy football and finish in the top places each season which is why they are always there. The rest of us get up there by discipline and grit.
We are on a great run at the moment even though performances are poor. If we won every game this season now playing like this and won the league, would you still come on here and moan!!! Would you fuck. Football is all about winning. If we play so called football every week like WBA are supposed to do and get relegated every now and again and then get promoted again whilst losing more fans and our better players would that make you happier!! I dont think so.... Rant Over... IMWT...COYB
Why do people like you just accept this crap?
Ever seen a football team win the league playing like we’ve been playing?
Or win anything for that matter?
And Ciaran I don't recall Blackburn playing mind blowing football to win the league or correct me if I'm wrong but haven't the Red Shite won the European Cup in 2005 playing shite. I rest my case. And Lewis, you're right, mate, your obviously not a twisted old Moaning Everton fan who lives in the past. Good on you!!
I seem to remember a certain team in Blue win a FA Cup playing ugly football and being involved in one of the worst Finals I have ever seen, they were called the "Dogs of War" and weren’t exactly pretty to watch either.
That winning goal had Holland 74 stamped all over it a superb counter attack with a raking pass from Limpar and a lung bursting run from Jackson expertly finished by Rideout.
More of the same lads next year
Please explain the low attendances this season. During this financial climate, under Moyes, Everton are not good value for money.
I think that Moyes has done a good job overall and if the players are doing what they are told, then the way we are playing is down to him. We may well win the odd game here and there but possession, passing, pace and control are all key factors that we fail on. There are players out there who I am sure can do it and I hope DM can get them going soon because grinding out the odd win here and there is simply not good enough in most Evertonians' books.
I honestly think it is a great sign for a team to be able to win ?ugly?, I use that term very loosely but it should be more of a direction of where the team is going if you can pull off wins like that. There is a lot to look forward to in the next couple of years with Rodwell, Baxter, and Fellaini.
People need to take a step back and look at how well Everton have progressed and be thankful that Moyes had stayed. Plenty of other clubs in the Premier League would love to have a coach as good as him. Imagine if Moyses had taken a job this year we would have Zola coaching us. Be thankful for what you have!
If you think Blackburn won the league playing the standard of football we are displaying... or even that Liverpool won the Champions League playing that standard of football then you are delluded..
I rest my case.
Stop talking nonsense lad. Blackburn were the worst team to ever win the Premier League and Liverpool were rubbish but flukey.
And what about our '95 cup winning team who were shite...
There are no excuses, this manager with these players has already shown last season what they are capable of. The shite we are being served up, regardless of recent results, is the result of the managers mindset.
We play the way we do because that's how the players are instructed to play. Our defenders launch the ball because they?re told to. Midfielders don?t come short because they are told not to.
You don?t need limitless funds to master the basics of football. If the players take it upon themselves to ignore the managers instructions & hoof the ball upfield then they should be dropped but they never are... so they are obviously doing what they are told to do.
Moyes is the problem not the solution. We should be building on last season, instead we?ve gone backwards just as we did after finishing fourth. The people on this site who champion Moyes are probably the same people who used to cheer Stuart Mc Call for winning back the ball that he just gave away.


It's not rocket science; the players we have now are capable of doing this ? they have proven so on more than one occasion. But the hoof is the easier, safety-first option and in the hurly burly of the high-drama Premier League, that's all our players have the time or the inclination to do. Except for very brief fleeting moments... like the moves and passes that lead to three great late goals at Upton Park.
It just took them 80 minutes of dross to recover from the dreadful coaching and dreaded "work ethic" drummed into them all week before they could finally break free from the shackles and do what comes naturally. Wanna know who I blame for that? Thought not...