Peter Eastoe - LOL!
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Peter Eastoe (no I don?t think it was THAT Peter Eastoe) recently commented on this website for the first time in a very long while. I immediately recognised the name not only because he shares it with an ex-player but also because he was one of the posters to this site that really made me laugh out loud. I have included a link to his submission and for those of you who might not know or remember the maligned David Jones, he was a real ?anti-Moyes, Mr. Angry? back then. BTW Is David still contributing?
It just got me thinking what ?one-liners? on ToffeeWeb have made anyone else laugh out loud?
Brendan McLaughlin,
Ireland Posted 13/11/2008 at 23:13:40
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I don't understand this post!! And I'm not surprised no-one ain't commented on it because everyone else is probably as confused as me.
David Jones is not only Australia’s oldest department store, but the oldest department store in the world still trading under its original name. ... Unlike the former David Jones who now goes by the name David Bowie.
David Jones was one of hundreds of hopefulls who attended auditions for a TV series about a pop group in the sixties as America?s answer to the Beatles, a popular beat combo group from Liverpool. The Beatles had limited success from 1962-ish into the 70s whereas the Monkees bestrode the Globe as the most successful pop group of all time. David Jones later became a soccer player with Everton and now is the coach for Wales Cardiff.
If memory serves correctly, Dave Jones was a particularly miserable bastard who used to post regularly on this site, he was essentially the opposite of Richard Dodd, an Antichrist if you like, the reality check to Doddy?s propaganda.
"Mum says if i drink up all my milk, one day, I?ll be as good a player as Dave Jones."
Karl - "Who?s Dave Jones?"
"Exactly!"
Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life,
The flag o’ skull and bones,
A merry hour, a hempen rope,
And hey for Davy Jones.
I have the locker next to Davey Jones in work - it stinks of fish
What is this, funny Friday mad half hour?
Here’s a picture of my Dad in large shorts and a cap.
Have any other readers had similair experiences?
It doesn’t make any difference unless you add two eggs!
After the Derby game and some of us where complaining about an idiot in the Gwladys Street making a total tool of himself. Someone wrote in saying leave him alone you "tree hugging fanny?s". This gets my vote for best one liner.
Kevin Jones....you’re not related to Dave Jones are you?
Kevin Jones...
I was that man.....
respect me, for I am your King...
Corporation spud junction - same to you too!
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