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Chris Woods

I know he is the keeping coach and way back when he was a damn good keeper BUT who exactly does he talk to on his mobile phone?? Every time the camera went to the bench he was sat there talking away with his hand placed so you couldn't see what he was saying.

WHO THE HELL IS HE TALKING TOO???

Maybe it's a players wife??? ? just a guess... Please people, tell me what the hell he does that for???
John Audsley, Leeds Posted 16/11/2008 at 18:46:08

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Anthony Dyer
1 Posted 16/11/2008 at 21:12:16

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Maybe he’s talking to his old boss Walter Smith ... but I agree just who is he talking to? Let’s hope its got nothing to do with Bookies!

Mark Pendleton
2 Posted 16/11/2008 at 21:14:07

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Makes me wonder this every time we play, he’s always at it!!

Ladbrokes?

Ben Polak
3 Posted 16/11/2008 at 22:02:32

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I am guessing Andy Holden and Jimmy Lumsdun who now sit in the stands watching the game,. I saw them a few weeks ago at the front of the press box. I think this is due to the fact that you are no longer allowed tvs in the dugout.

Phoebe Mainwaring
4 Posted 17/11/2008 at 09:27:05

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Me!

EJ Ruane
5 Posted 17/11/2008 at 13:06:10

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Mystery solved - I CAN actually answer that.

A year ago, a ?friend of a friend? got hold of his number. Now, each time Timmy stays rooted to his line for a corner, I ph.... um.. this friend phones Woods and screams... "For fuck's SAKE!! When are you going to teach him he?s six foot odd, allowed to plough through everyone, and jump and punch or catch the fucking thing..... KNOBHEAD!!!!" (notice, he always pulls his head back violently just before the phone-call ends).

Mark James
6 Posted 17/11/2008 at 13:23:10

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I think he must be on the phone to one of those dodgy 0906 numbers, he covers his mouth so the cameras cant pick up on him asking some filthy slut to talk dirty to him.

To be fair, if it?s a choice between that and the football we?re serving up, I don't blame him!!

James Reardon
7 Posted 17/11/2008 at 13:48:45

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Woods was a dodgy keeper and has ruined every keeper we?ve allowed him to coach, another hanger-on from the Smith days, he should be sent on his way soon as for me

Ray Robinson
8 Posted 17/11/2008 at 19:10:33

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So, James Reardon, precisely how did he ruin Nigel Martyn as a goalkeeper?

Rob Wilkinson
9 Posted 17/11/2008 at 20:04:35

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James Reardon, Chris Woods was brought it by Moyes and as for you slagging him off about his job, you don?t see enough of his work to comment. But as for you, I asked for fries with my Big Mac!

Nelly Blythe
10 Posted 18/11/2008 at 11:47:03

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James Reardon... Couldn't agree with you more.

Rob Wilkinson.... Woods was brought in by Smith... do your research mate.

As for not seeing enough of his work... Gerrard, Simonsen, Westerweld, the fat fella who used to play for Tottenham, Wretched Wrong (Richard Wright), Turner... Woods has failed to improve everyone of these. His job was to do so and he?s FAILED miserably.... need I go on.

I think it?s an absolute tragedy that Neville Southall is now running coaching schools for kids and we have this joker. OK... Nev maybe a litte outspoken but when you?ve been THE BEST OF THE BEST, I think you?re entitled to voice you?re opinion.

I can?t believe the club have never offered Neville the post and IMO it?s completely wrong!!

Southall v Woods....NO CONTEST!!