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Michael Johnson
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No, not that the athelete with the gold shoes but the midfielder at Man City. We have been linked with him quite a lot in recent weeks with him being identified as one of Moyesie's targets.
I noticed he played for City in the qualifying rounds of the Uefa cup last night in the Faroes. Does anyone know if this means if we did sign him he'd be cup-tied for the Uefa?
Brian Lawlor, Posted 18/07/2008 at 11:00:22
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I don’t think we are after him personally and we wouldn’t get him for the reported 6 million anyway. He’s cost around 10-12 million in todays market.
I think there are better options out there to be honest. Cheaper, better more proven players. Johnson’s only in his first season and has been massively overhyped. He has potential but he’s far from being the next Gerrard.
I’d rather have Fernandes.
At times this summer it’s been like a fuckin’ Clairevoyant’s convention on this site !
I remember one notable mystic sage / NOBBER predicting July the 3rd ( for CERTAIN ) for BIG events at Everton before disappearing, never to be heard from again.
I keep reading my tea leaves & checking the tarrot cards. They say Kenright’s skint & nothing will happen until DK goes ahead & we can borrow more against future income on the EFC Barclaycard. I put this to a raincoated fella in a triby hat outside Goodison park. For the price of a bag of Everton mints he gave me the nod I was on the right lines.
You heard it here first on the ’hush,hush’ & the QT ( as the say in all the best film noirs )
On the right subject Johnson would mean an outlay of around £20mil to buy former youth players back. I love the Walter Smith era of not believing in youth. Don?t you?
And Kev the fridge guy: I'm assuming that 1-7 is degrees Celsius, in which case 1 would be the coldest. If I am wrong send the beers to me and I will chill them in my fridge for you. Mmmmwaaah.
GET THEE BEHIND ME BILL, er, I mean BEELLZEEBUB !!!
Kev Prytherch - Yours is truely a 21st century post.
In the old days you would hear the cry of ’Is there a doctor in the house’ when an emergency happened. Nowadays it’s obviously ’ IS THERE A FRIDGE TECHNICIAN ON THIS WEBPAGE’ , fantastic ! & so, so modern. Actually this just goes to show how clever we Evertonians are, if you were a Redshite you’d have dialed 999 :
Operator - Hello caller which service do you require ?
Redshite - I don’t know how to work me fridge & me fookin’ beer’s warm !
Operator ( to supervisor ) - That’s the 12th call from the Anfield area already & its only 6pm. I’ve had :
Does me camel toe loowk big in this
’ Candy’ shell suit ?
How do I wipe my own arse ?
What flavour crisps shall I feed my newborn baby ?
Why do I still go to ’special school’ when I’m 36 years old ?
ETC ETC ETC
Oh and some Spanish fella phoned wanting to know ’ Why Martin keeps telling him to fuck off & how much money does he need for his friend Barry ?
Supervisor - I’d put the last twat onto the Samaritan’s, he sounds like a real loser !


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