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Shandy's Timing
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Seems about right that Andy van would pull something just before the team fly out to the USA, considering he is scared to fly! Does anyone know if a ticket for the flight was even purchased? Would love to know.
Philip Jones, Posted 26/07/2008 at 13:00:39
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Whether its needs must or not, its still good to see the young players included in the trip.
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Clowns.
No we don?t pay their wages. Presumably that's the players you?re talking about. The club is a privately run company that has a number of ball-kicking employees on its payroll. We (the supporters) pay the club to watch them play and for tatty merchandise, what they do with that cash is their business.
Do you believe you have a right to know the inner goings on (including the right to demand to know if a random staff member is likely to be leaving the company) at W H Smith when you buy a newspaper? I mean, you are paying their wages.
Of course you don?t. The only difference there is that you don?t care. You are curious, so you try to make out you have a right.
The truth is, it?s the club's job to get the most money possible for Johnson, if indeed he is to go. To that end, they have to act publically like they don?t want to sell. What do you expect from Everton ? a handwritten letter saying "Dear Tom, We intend to sell Andy Johnson to raise funds for Moutinho, who we are DESPERATE to sign. Oh, but don?t tell Fulham or Sporting. Love, Bill Kenwright. PS Do you know any multi millionaire investors? One called yesterday but I left the number in my jeans when I did the washing last night. Doh!"
Hopefully he bounces back and contributes, that's all we're looking for really.
only 13 outfield players and of them 2-3 just on light training post operations (Vaughan) or injuries (Arteta & Osman)
How the hell can you have enough players to basic skills,ball retention, 5 a sides(3 teams only) and then play 2 tough games.
The whole squad size etc is now becoming a complete farce - Wyeness or Kenwright have got to get their act in gear and get at least 5 players into the club in the next 2 weeks . We cannot properly prepare for the Blackburn game with the size of the squad we have now.
I feel totally embarressed , we are looking foolish not only to the outside world but I suspect also to the established internationals in the squad - Lescott, Jags, Yakubu etc - who must be thinking how the hell we target 4th with a squad likely to down by about 5-6 players than we finished with last season.
Anyone else feeling the same?
I?m a little worried but anything could happen. Something could go boom and we could get two or three players in.
We are definitely in talks with Moutinho despite what people say; Fernandes is always an option as well as a few others.
Hopefully we get some deals done.
What I?m sure has happened this year is that the £5-6M players budgetted for back in May have now become £10-12M players in today?s totally inflated market. Alonso , Barry, Keane £18M!!! players , a year ago they would fetch about £8-10M. Everton?s budgetting process partcularly for "Champions League" type players has been blown apart.
I did not say I wanted to know the goings on inside the club, all I said was if the Fulham bid was accepted why can't the club just say so instead of lying saying they haven't, surely it's in their intrest to keep their own fans informed or better still don't tell them anything. Lying will turn fans away ? what happened to the People's Club?
At this point, I wanted to refer you to the "Customer Charter" that used to be available online at the Official Website. It says it’s still there (on the Club page) but I can’t find it. Anyway, it’s been a couple of years since we were last regailed with fascinating details about how well they were living up to it: number of complaints satisfactorily resolved... etc. Don’t think it promised anything tho in terms of keeping you informed.
We all feel frustration in one form or another. As I am very old I can sit a little longer and wait - but not for too long.
Even though he was on for just a short while, he seemed to be in a different class to the rest of the team. Unfortunatley, it was a class below. I thought it was a pretty poor performance. My tuppence worth anyway.
Oh, and I?m no sports therapist but doesn?t a muscle pull during a ridiculous long range shot smack of not warming up / preparing himself properly?
Do you think CSKA would accept a swap deal?
How can you possibly judge, or feel it worth commenting on a player you saw for the first time, who played only ?a short while?, before being taken off injured?
I don?t think anyone has seen enough of him in a blue shirt to comment on his ability or class.
Regarding your assumptions that he hadn?t warmed up, are you blaming the player or the staff? I found your snotty comments to be very irritating and unhelpful.
And generally for other people commenting on VdM, refering to him as ?Shandy Andy? etc is also very demeaning and not at all funny. It appears to me like he is trying his best to prove himself and we should give him a break. He has had problems, he is human and he deserves a little bit more respect.
David Moyes doesn't strike me as a naieve person so do you honestly think he would be sucked in by playacting? And the physios are payed enuough not to hide it from the main man!
On a more positive note, although i was dissapointed with the result and peformance at Forest, I think there were a lot of positives to be taken from the game, not least the efforts or the youngsteres trying to establish themselves in the team. I thought a lot fell short but not Rodwell (he did a good job filling Carsley's boots) or Jose Baxter (exceptional goal for someone so young) and Gosling (who put himself about and who I didn't know who the fuck I was watching until I made enquiries after the match).
I?ve been on something of a tangent here but I?ll leave you with one thought: I?ve supported Everton since the 1986 FA Cup Final wen i was jus 6 years old and able to make my own mind up coming from a family of stout reds but I?ve never looked back. The best times I?ve had are with Moyes in charge and i know he?s gonna surprise us all with some top sighnings and all this worry will be forgotten about. IMWT. Sorry for droning on but I am twatted after the Australian Pink Floyd :)
On re-reading my post, I still don’t think I’ve said anything particularly caustic, just offering my opinion.
I saw him play on Friday night and thought he was pretty poor. As I said, I’ve not seen him play in the flesh before but I was singularly unimpressed.
I also appreciate that he’s had quite a few personal problems and I’d absolutely love it if VDM could regain his top form. He really would be like a new signing for us. Fact is, he’s a long, long way from that form at the moment and there comes a point where you have to seriously consider other options.
I do take your point about it being perhaps a combination of staff and player to ’blame’ for not being warmed up enough/correctly - if indeed a muscle pull is the actual injury.
I purposely made no comment regarding the initial subject matter (play-acting) and in fact prefaced my original comment with ’slightly off topic’.
With a younger player breaking in to the team I wouldn’t have had time to form an opinion on them just yet and wouldn’t say that they were a poor player. In fact, I’m not even saying VDM’s a poor player. However, his performance on Friday, when measured against the benchmark of his own top form (i.e. not at Everton), was substandard. Hence the comments which I stand by.
I just can?t believe our fans continue to think we an get nything out of him - another sad joke on us.
He played for ten minutes, not long enough for you to judge him. From what I remember he skinned a fullback, ran the full length of the pitch with the ball at his feet and had a long range shot. I’d call that a bright 10 minutes personally.
He’s done well in Pre-season and actually been one of our best players. He’s tried to contribute which is all people are asking for, I really did feel sorry for him the other day whereas in the past I would have laughed and moved on.
He looked like he actually wanted to get his season back on track and wanted to contribute. A big shame in my opinion but I expect him to be back and play is part. He’s got 4 games under his belt which will do him well.
He must be the most unclucky player to play for Everton. He always gets injured or robbed when he gets a few games together.....shame really.
He?s more worried about taking part in the Karaoke.
Other suggestions welcomed!


1 Posted 26/07/2008 at 14:41:58
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It’s a real shame too because he was just starting to get much needed match fitness and the trip would have done him the world of good.
Moyes thinks he’ll be out for a while with the injury he has, hopefully he’ll be back before the PSV game in an attempt to win a place on the bench for the Blackburn game.