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Rumours on all sorts of forums plus a poster who is generally reliable on The People's Forum that Wyness is to be booted out.
Anyone heard similar?
Mark Cassin, Posted 29/07/2008 at 16:56:03
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I wish that was literal and Wyness actually was booted, right up his fat arse. In fact, I am going to Goodison tomorrow with a polished Doc Martin boot on the off chance I can join in.
I?ve heard he?s gone native and roams the Welsh hillsides naked and eats only worms and crill, though some say he hasn?t left his bed in 10 months and weighs 20 stone and weeps over a lego model of the Kirkby stadium.
Sorry to burst your balloon but I can tell you categorically that Mr Wyness is in Germany on Club business!
Nice try,though!
Nice try,though!
Mark,
I really hope your right mate and its not a very late April Fools day joke. This man in my opinon has been just as destructive as Agent Johnson.
The gauling thing about him that he’s paid over 400K for a job that fans would do for nothing and would probably do a better job.
For me I thought the Ronney saga would have been the lowest point I would feel in my lifetime following the blues but these cretins running OUR Club have outdone what Rooney & co ever done.
I’m serving with a welsh Battation and most of the lads are from Rhyl, Wrexham and south wales, fellas believe me if the amount of shit I have taken in the past month about the move to DK is anything compared to what we will get from Reds from the City, it will be a argument a fear we will never win!
We are the Founding Farthers of Football in this City, don’t let the bastard Sons of Everton have the city all to themselves.
I really hope your right mate and its not a very late April Fools day joke. This man in my opinon has been just as destructive as Agent Johnson.
The gauling thing about him that he’s paid over 400K for a job that fans would do for nothing and would probably do a better job.
For me I thought the Ronney saga would have been the lowest point I would feel in my lifetime following the blues but these cretins running OUR Club have outdone what Rooney & co ever done.
I’m serving with a welsh Battation and most of the lads are from Rhyl, Wrexham and south wales, fellas believe me if the amount of shit I have taken in the past month about the move to DK is anything compared to what we will get from Reds from the City, it will be a argument a fear we will never win!
We are the Founding Farthers of Football in this City, don’t let the bastard Sons of Everton have the city all to themselves.
I would love to crack the super St Domingo Lamb banana across hi fat arse.
Sean how do you know that?
Load of Bollocks.Who would sack him Kenwright??? No fucking chance the pair are thick as thieves and up to thier fat necks in the Kirkby scandal.Would Bully walk out ?? Again no fucking chance he is making more money than Donald Trump screwing Everton over so why would he resign.????
Congratulations Barry Lightfoot!
I laughed out loud a lot
(for a miserable c....hap like me - VERY rare!)
I laughed out loud a lot
(for a miserable c....hap like me - VERY rare!)
Dominic,
Not a bad idea after the Lamb Banana kicks KW up the arse, The only thing is BK will issue a statement saying were going to sign the bloody thing!
Not a bad idea after the Lamb Banana kicks KW up the arse, The only thing is BK will issue a statement saying were going to sign the bloody thing!
I normally ignore all rumours as most of them never come true but this is one that I wish and pray for !!
Can I join the line to kick him from Goodison to the other side of the border ?
Can I join the line to kick him from Goodison to the other side of the border ?
Bluekipper has just confirmed he has resigned.
Ha ha ha Barry Lightfoot,
that’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in ages!
that’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in ages!
Bluekipper has it on their front page. They are usually reliable.
I’m hopeful!
I’m hopeful!
Yep there it is on bluekipper. Nothing official as yet though
Total cobblers.
Wyness is still CEO
Wyness is still CEO
So, does this mean that DK is a dead duck?
I can’t see why he’d be resigning if it was all going ahead really?
I can’t see why he’d be resigning if it was all going ahead really?
Let’s hope he’s got news of the imminent call in and walked before the pressure mounted. Even better would be if it started a domino effect and Kenwright & co follow him out the door!
I hope its true, but ? after all the "it will be called in" then the "it won't be called in" ? I think I will wait before having a party. But if he has gone, who is going to do all the deals?
Chad, he had to resign mate. It was either that, or BK was going to get the police involved. The club had done a stock take of kitchen supplies, and found that 5,000 pork pies were missing. Later found in the bedroom wardrobe of the fat twat.
Steve Taylor/Sean Nesbit
What makes you so sure - do you know something everyone else doesn’t or are you jjst speculating ?
What makes you so sure - do you know something everyone else doesn’t or are you jjst speculating ?
Roy,
We can ask Pete Price from Radio City to do the deals as he also talks out off his arse!!
We can ask Pete Price from Radio City to do the deals as he also talks out off his arse!!
I have never hated someone connected with our club than this man. Please make it true, he made PJ seem like Santa.
http://www.bluekipper.com/club/0809/club_1.htm#wr
Pinch me!
Pinch me!
Would Bluekipper run with it if they didnt have it on very good authority??? its not like a transfer rumour is it?
NSNO say he is off to Real Mallorca with that English fella who bought them, probably wants to move them to Ibiza sh..house.
Spoke to him as he was checking in at JL Monday pm.I said ?Business or pleasure?? Bully said ?What do you think at this time of the year ? you?ll read about it in the morning.?
Dailies all reported he was tying up deal in Gemany.
Have I got it all wrong?
Dailies all reported he was tying up deal in Gemany.
Have I got it all wrong?
Who would he be signing in Germany? As much as I want him gone I would hate anything to disrupt our plans at this time of the year. With Moyes not signing, the Kirkby deal in limbo, Kenwright being strangely quiet, no signings made .... doesn?t send out positive signals to be fair.
Depends where he was going, Sean :)
"This time of year" is a time for negotiating transfers... or jetting off to the sun on your jollies. Could be either...
The Great Riquelme Ruse of Summer 2007 started at Bluekipper so maybe this is their play for 2008.
"This time of year" is a time for negotiating transfers... or jetting off to the sun on your jollies. Could be either...
The Great Riquelme Ruse of Summer 2007 started at Bluekipper so maybe this is their play for 2008.
Grant: Surnames as well, please. In answer to your question, a Turkish paper reported that Wyness was going to Germany to negotiate a possible deal for Mehmet Topal.
Apols Lyndon.
Whatever the truth I am sure the club will be quick to let us know.
Whatever the truth I am sure the club will be quick to let us know.
Leave the man alone. he’s a saint.
Yeah he is a saint, face of a fuckin Saint Bernad, fat useless dick, shit that’s probably half the EFC management staff! I just slagged off!!!
If this ’rumour’ has been doing the rounds all day, then why haven’t the Club issued a statement to deny it, if it isn’t true of course? I know the Club can’t go around issuing statements denying every rumour that crops up on the internet, but this one is pretty big don’t you think and would warrant a respose as such if false?
No doubt more scurrilous rumours. Everton can ill afford to lose such a vital executive at this time. Whilst it is a fact that the Chairman made the first contact with Sir Terry, it is KW who has been responsible for all the plans and preparation in conjuction with the Tesco deal. Even IF the scheme were to be called in, his input in preparing for the Public Inquiry would be vital.
A good man viilified in these columns, I?m sorry to say!
A good man viilified in these columns, I?m sorry to say!
This picture was recently taken in a squalid little house in the Welsh hills. Perhaps it’s really all true!
It may just be worth waiting for the OS til tucking into the Tesco sparkling wine
It may just be worth waiting for the OS til tucking into the Tesco sparkling wine
Sean, the annual Fat Pie Bastard Convention is in Germany this time of year ? maybe that's what he was talking about?
Richard, try repeating such words on an Aberdeen website and await the response.
Richard, you just mentioned all the reasons he should be strung up and chased out of town... a good man villified? Why would anyone do that to a GOOD man? There's a saying about smoke and fire I believe is paticularily relevant about now...
Gareth to answer your question - Ian Ross still thinks KW is still EFC’s CEO - unless he hasn’t been told yet (but some bloke on Betfair has) - it’s total cobblers.
Steve, has there been a comment from Ian Ross?
Richard Dodd. KW a good man - I’d hate to meet your enemies.
I got told that today by a reliable source at the club. Statement tomorrow from club to confirm.... resignation linked to Kirby decision.
Steve Taylor - is this the same Ian Ross who ’knew’ that there wouldn’t be an EGM as there was no chance of the guys calling for it getting 20% of the share holders signitures? Wouldn’t be the first time top brass at EFC were wrong / being economical with the truth. After all, BK said only last week that AJ wasn’t for sale. mmmmmmmm..... don’t believe all of the Clubs official lines mate.
I find it completely unacceptable that so many of the posters today are taking such enjoyment in possibly another person losing their job. There is no question that the club has moved forward in the last few years both on and off the field and that is down to Moyes and Wyness. Get off their backs and let them get on with it.
My sister checked him onto Flight EZY 7223 to Berlin at 11:45 am Monday morning. She says he was cheerful and relaxed and told her it was a business trip. He had only carry on luggage.
Draw your own conclusions!
Richard, Wyness a good man?? I take it your comparing him to Osama Bin Laden, Pol Pot and Ian St John rolled into one?!?
Mal, Did he arrive in a taxi by any chance????
Tommy Hesketh mate you could be on to something here imagine him on his show dropping all the names of players he spoken to start even more rumours than we get now
John Vanderwerff
I know mate, however is he going to survive after losing his £400k a year post. We’ll all have a wip round at the Blakcburn game for him if its true.
I know mate, however is he going to survive after losing his £400k a year post. We’ll all have a wip round at the Blakcburn game for him if its true.
Let us hope our prayers have all been answered, that the big fat pie eater Wyness has gone and Moysie signs a new contract. Hopefully DK gets called in and we can put all this crap behind us once and for all. Fingers crossed, and everything else!!
Hold on, isn?t the 2008 Bratwurst Festival on over there at the moment?
Stand down lads. Nothing to see here.
Stand down lads. Nothing to see here.
I have it from a reliable source that most people on this board have absolutely no idea what a CEO does, and are in no position to judge how he has done.
The source went on to say that these are the same people who call on youngsters they have never seen to be blooded, or for the signing of a player they once saw score a tap in on youtube (to the tune of "I will always love you").
Obviously I can’t name the source, but rest assured he has almost always been right before - he predicted Amy Winehouse would be taken to hospital at some point, for example.
The source went on to say that these are the same people who call on youngsters they have never seen to be blooded, or for the signing of a player they once saw score a tap in on youtube (to the tune of "I will always love you").
Obviously I can’t name the source, but rest assured he has almost always been right before - he predicted Amy Winehouse would be taken to hospital at some point, for example.
Well said, Simon Skinner, my thoughts exactly.
Simon.... I almost laughed....
I can’t reveal the name of the source or he/she will get into serious trouble...(common sense mate?).
Believe me or not...it will all be revealed tomorrow.
I can’t reveal the name of the source or he/she will get into serious trouble...(common sense mate?).
Believe me or not...it will all be revealed tomorrow.
I’m no fan of Wyness, but if this rumour turns out to be true (doubtful), I cannot see the point of rejoicing. We have "5-6" players to sign in the next few weeks and if DK has been called in at this late stage, little inward investment to pay for them.
Wyness has played just as big a part in our recent resurgence over the last few years as Moyes.. he has done a fantastic job!!
What would people think if Betfair had said we have signed Lionel Messi?
Nice one Chad, I have to say he looks nearer 40 stone on that photo, must be true about all the pies going missing from the Goodison kitchens.
Trust me . Wyness is in Berlin on business and is due to be back in Liverpool tomorrow.How i know? because the company i work for booked the flight & hotel.Now going from what i have read on other websites he must be there to try and tie up the Mehmet Topal signing!!!
PS I myself booked the one & only Mark Clattenburg last month to Dubai..I wonder what i would get for accidentaly giving his mobile number out...haha
PS I myself booked the one & only Mark Clattenburg last month to Dubai..I wonder what i would get for accidentaly giving his mobile number out...haha
i am remaining slightly cautious over this rumour and its implictions if true
it would be easy to rejoice if the kirby project falls flat on its arse. we all know how passionate we all are about our team staying in the city. i cant stomach the thought of the red shite bragging they are the only team in the city
But what happens if Kirby DK does bite the dust. Will it mean a number of things
1) no new stadium means no new investment?
2) we have sold all our assets. the only thing left that we own is a stadium that is falling apart and a decent set of players
3) we look like selling AJ does this mean we cannot replace him. will that money go on paying part of our debt off
4) will we have to sell the rest of our best players and replace them with cheap alternatives?
5) will Davey boy refuse to sign a new contract on the basis that all the work he has put in over the last 6 years patiently building up a team is destroyed by financial restrictions and the need to generate extra income
i am not saying all this will happen, but before i celebrate at the possibility that we dont have to go to kirby and that the fat man has squeezed his last penny out of us, i want to make sure that all these fears i have will not materialise
it was only this morning i was dreaming about moutinho, topol, milito, bent fernandes et al
i dont want to go back to that pre moyes era of painful mediocriity
it would be easy to rejoice if the kirby project falls flat on its arse. we all know how passionate we all are about our team staying in the city. i cant stomach the thought of the red shite bragging they are the only team in the city
But what happens if Kirby DK does bite the dust. Will it mean a number of things
1) no new stadium means no new investment?
2) we have sold all our assets. the only thing left that we own is a stadium that is falling apart and a decent set of players
3) we look like selling AJ does this mean we cannot replace him. will that money go on paying part of our debt off
4) will we have to sell the rest of our best players and replace them with cheap alternatives?
5) will Davey boy refuse to sign a new contract on the basis that all the work he has put in over the last 6 years patiently building up a team is destroyed by financial restrictions and the need to generate extra income
i am not saying all this will happen, but before i celebrate at the possibility that we dont have to go to kirby and that the fat man has squeezed his last penny out of us, i want to make sure that all these fears i have will not materialise
it was only this morning i was dreaming about moutinho, topol, milito, bent fernandes et al
i dont want to go back to that pre moyes era of painful mediocriity
Chad, let me buy you a pint, you made my day with that pic!
Terry Smith, can I have that bastard’s telephone number and his home address too?
terry smith-i think 40000 evertonians will shout you a pint of chinas finest if you let that number slip!FUN FUN FUN
Goodness knows I am not Wyness’ biggest fan but some of the posts about him here are disgusting. Everyone(and you know who you are - Tommy Hesketh, Alan Clarke, Tony Marsh etc) abusing the guy in this way are no better than the people who spat at/hit Phil Neville in the derby. Shame on the Toffeeweb team for failing to ban these people.
you guys on this site make me laugh! you would rather spend all your time slaging BK, Wynes and even moyes, insted of slightly looking at the good side of life (last few years: league pos, record signings). looks like you won’t be happy till we are back as relegation cannon fodder. would you still moan if we won the league next year? probably!!!
Ha Ha. You have to laff: "what if DK has gone tits up...it’ll mean we can’t sign anyone...".
If seeing off Operation Scorched Earth means we see less players this season I’ll embrace the news, to be totally F**king honest about it.
If seeing off Operation Scorched Earth means we see less players this season I’ll embrace the news, to be totally F**king honest about it.
KW washes himself with a rag on a stick...fact.
Guys I can't give the number out on the web. This could get me & my job right in the shit. But I would be glad tgo give it in a boozer like the Springfield on County Road for the PSV game...
Silly season - with a dollop of bile for good measure.
Richard Dodd IS KW!!!!!
Forget the insults and personal opinion on KW? To lose the CEO at this point must hinder signings. I have been optimistic until now... The young lads will have to step up to the mark. From ? for the first time in 5 years ? a worried Everton fan.
I?ve heard and I honestly don't know how true it is that Wyness told Moyes the transfer kitty was £15 million plus the sale of any players(i.e. AJ)a nd Moyes and Wyness had a right rumble in the jungle.
Whether this has got anything to do with the rumour I don't know...
Whether this has got anything to do with the rumour I don't know...
Get a sense of humour Gareth mate that picture was pure quality !
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/29972/club-statement.html
He be gone!
He be gone!
He has fucking gone, its on the club website,
I am not Wyness’ biggest fan, I don’t want to go to Kirkby and I think our marketing is shite, but I still think that some of these posts go too far.
In fact, if he leaves now and we are left with Kenwright to negotiate any deals we will just have shot ourselves in the foot.
Imagine
Moutinho’s agent: ’’ Well, Mr Bill, how much are you going to pay my client a year?’’
BK: ’’ I don’t know, but he’s gonna love it here. I get a warm feeling inside just remembering my days in the Boys Pen.’’
Moutinho’s agent: ’’ ha ha, Mr Bill! You are very funny. Come on though, tell me what you are offering and for how many years?’’
BK: ’’ Look, I really don’t know. Just sign up and let’s get the pictures of him in an Everton shirt on the website! Did I tell you about the Latchford 30th goal game all those years ago? I’d just got back from my honeymoon with my first wife...’
Moutinho’s agent: ’’ Surely you must know. If you don’t then who does? ’’
BK: ’’ Oh, I leave that up to Keith, but now he’s away tying up a massive investment for us it’ll have to wait. I’ve told everyone the Russian money will be with us very soon. Some thought Keith had resigned. Can you imagine that? Somebody even said he’d gone to Mallorca!! ’’
Agent: ’’ I need to know how much or else he will go elsewhere.’’
BK: ’’ DON’T ASK ME. I’M JUST A FAN REALLY, JUST THE CHAIRMAN, I HAVEN’T A CLUE!!’’
..........
In fact, if he leaves now and we are left with Kenwright to negotiate any deals we will just have shot ourselves in the foot.
Imagine
Moutinho’s agent: ’’ Well, Mr Bill, how much are you going to pay my client a year?’’
BK: ’’ I don’t know, but he’s gonna love it here. I get a warm feeling inside just remembering my days in the Boys Pen.’’
Moutinho’s agent: ’’ ha ha, Mr Bill! You are very funny. Come on though, tell me what you are offering and for how many years?’’
BK: ’’ Look, I really don’t know. Just sign up and let’s get the pictures of him in an Everton shirt on the website! Did I tell you about the Latchford 30th goal game all those years ago? I’d just got back from my honeymoon with my first wife...’
Moutinho’s agent: ’’ Surely you must know. If you don’t then who does? ’’
BK: ’’ Oh, I leave that up to Keith, but now he’s away tying up a massive investment for us it’ll have to wait. I’ve told everyone the Russian money will be with us very soon. Some thought Keith had resigned. Can you imagine that? Somebody even said he’d gone to Mallorca!! ’’
Agent: ’’ I need to know how much or else he will go elsewhere.’’
BK: ’’ DON’T ASK ME. I’M JUST A FAN REALLY, JUST THE CHAIRMAN, I HAVEN’T A CLUE!!’’
..........
Sorry lads,
Had to read it for myself it will be interesting to discover what has gone on behind the scenes assuming we do of course.
Had to read it for myself it will be interesting to discover what has gone on behind the scenes assuming we do of course.
Okay. folks... now the rumour has been validated, let?s move this to a New Thread. Thanks!!!
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