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I've just got back from my summer hols (where I managed to taste a Chang from its homeland ? tastes like turps out there!)
Any chance anyone could give me a concise (but not too cynical) rundown of what the hell has been gonig on in planet Everton in the past thee weeks? I cannot be arsed to trawl through three weeks of NewsNow to find the relevant info.
Rob Heaton, Posted 09/08/2008 at 20:41:05
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Lyndon Lloyd
Erm... how about here and here?
Thanks
What about describing it as "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" ?
About three lines should do it
Seven players out - ZERO players in
DM still not signed his contract
DK has been called in
Seven players out - ZERO players in
DM still not signed his contract
DK has been called in
Just about a typical Everton Football Club summer..ONLY WORSE!!!
Mike, what good?
Phil Neville signing a contract extension of course!
Does Wyness going and us having to hear no more lies or half truths or economies with the truth to suit a plan (or just ignoring straight forward queries) from him count as good news these days?
Rob:
Where have you been ??
David Moyes signed to be our coach for a 10-year deal.
Everton are getting a brand new stadium in the heart of Merseyside for the cost of nothing.
We signed - Kaka, Messi, Arshavin, Robinho, Benzema & Barry
Neville and Hibbert were sold to Newcastle for £10 million each.
We had a fantastic pre-season.
And we are ready to kick ass this season !
with a very straight face.......
Where have you been ??
David Moyes signed to be our coach for a 10-year deal.
Everton are getting a brand new stadium in the heart of Merseyside for the cost of nothing.
We signed - Kaka, Messi, Arshavin, Robinho, Benzema & Barry
Neville and Hibbert were sold to Newcastle for £10 million each.
We had a fantastic pre-season.
And we are ready to kick ass this season !
with a very straight face.......
Lucky bastard!
Ajay, that would have been believable had you not forgotten to list a new right back signing. Moyes wouldn’t sell Neville and Hibbert without a replacement coming in first.
Ajay:
A tour of South East Asia: Bankok, Malaysia and Bali. V nice
I really wanted to believe you but going to have to go with Gavins assesment ;)
A tour of South East Asia: Bankok, Malaysia and Bali. V nice
I really wanted to believe you but going to have to go with Gavins assesment ;)
Got to say I'm pissed right off now listening to that useless twat of a chairman we are "trying hourly to get people signed"... How fucking hard is it? No other club seems to have the problems we encounter. Less than a week to the curtain raiser with Blackburn, SEVEN players out and not one in. I hope the crowd let this twat know exactly what we think of him at the first game.
I did the very same thing last year, Chang tastes bad. Majority of tourists drink Singha. I’ll be doing the same later in the year.
No matter how much Chang you’d drink I doubt it will soften the blow of what’s going on atm.
No matter how much Chang you’d drink I doubt it will soften the blow of what’s going on atm.
Not to pile even more bad news on our already bad pre-season but I had a pint of our beloved Chang yesterday at the match and it now appears they are pre-heating it!
Don´t forget Andy Van Der Meyde´s coming back to full fitness. " He´s like a new signing!!"..until he got injured again..
Mark
Actually, Moyes got rid of Gravesen and Anderson de Silva without getting in a replacement for centre midfield. Now we resort to two centre halves, one an 18-year-old, playing centre midfield!!
Good pre-planning that.
Actually, Moyes got rid of Gravesen and Anderson de Silva without getting in a replacement for centre midfield. Now we resort to two centre halves, one an 18-year-old, playing centre midfield!!
Good pre-planning that.
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