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Dear Deidre
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Dear Deidre
I have a problem. I think my relationship is over. My wife complains that I spend too much time on the web. She thinks I?m addicted to porn but the truth is much more embarrassing. I?m watching a man. His name is David and he is Ginger!
Since the start of the year I have waited for David to show me he cares, but he refuses to commit. He assures me that he will, but his eyes say something different. I have wasted my summer in the hope that Love would come our way but as yet? nothing.
Some of my friends feel the same. They?ve been watching him too. Last May we huddled together to stand proud, beating our drums in unity. Now we stand divided, exposed and on our knees. What can we do? Rumours are that we are broke, bare and in need of backup. I know not what to think...
I am worried because out of desperation David is getting closer to spending money we don't have on things we don't want. Recently we have been linked to three boys, Smith, Bullard & Bradley, which might be good. However, not for me. If I wanted to spend money watching the slow arrival of a pile of crap, I would have subscribed to Piss-Hunters.
My wife is very suspicious. Last week she kicked me out of bed, due to the fact that whilst cumming I accidentally screamed out ?M?Bia.? She wants to know if we work together! God help me if we sign Dudu!!
Before turning to you, I sought the help of another. His name is Bill. He told me that moving would be the answer, but I am not sure. He used a technique called ?Watch this Space.? He told me that it would make my love for David stronger. At first he was right, but the space is still there. I?ve tried to stay away but he?s taken all of my money. I keep going back. Does that make me weak?
I know including the kids is always risky but we are desperate. Maybe a little Moutinho could bring the happiness I crave. However, all appears lost.
Why doesn?t David commit? What about my wife? I feel so alienated and helpless. Help me Deidre? what should I do?
Yours Faithfully:
Summer-time Blue!
Jason Broome, Posted 21/08/2008 at 20:29:30
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I blame the "illusionist" because he’s still watching space with his "Mouth in a Ho"
getting no "love" doing "Zigi (c) Zigi (c)" with a hoofball waiting for someone to "Erm..buy her (M’Bia)" while the scotchman "Cana" get anybody over 16 to play with him.
Kudos Jason for a 5 star post. Made my morning.
Its quite apparent that your idolisation of another man is upsetting your wife. Strangely enough I have had similar letters from men in your position from all over Merseyside, who ever this David is, he is obviously a man of great influence and charisma to make grown men call out during sex. I remember a number of women writing to me saying something similar about some man called Ginola, I believe he was just a figment of imagination though as the only reference I could find to such a gigilo was in a hair commercial.
Your wife must be distraught with the fact that someone has caused such a rift in your otherwise loving relationship. Many men fantasize on the internet and I suspect which ever sites you are visiting are causing you to believe that this David is the messiah, although I suspect he is being used to raise money by this other man Bill. Its a common case of fraud on the internet, making you promises just to get you excited and part with money. However as always they rarely deliver anything of substance.
You need to sit down with your wife and show her the reason for all your frustrations and hope to God she sees that are true to only her. But be warned! She may like this David too and soon you could her her shouting someone elses name during your lovemaking..
I suggest you both seek councelling from a reputable Marriage councellor, I could give you the name of some in Merseyside how ever they all seem to be very, very busy
Kind regards
Deidre
Good one!!!
May you,your Missus,Davey & Bill can sought it out on that Springer show? I predict pandemonium to follow : D
I too suffer from the same problem as Jason. Even this morning, the first half an hour of work has been scouring the internet in hope of some news from ?Dave?, even though I checked before I went to bed.
Do you know any good porn sites to get me away from this unhealthy obsession?
someone please help.
Lori
Nice one Jason!
It’s got to the point now that everytime my girlfriend sees me on my phone, she just says "Everton?", before rolling back her eyes when I confirm the obvious.
I?d also be happy enough with signing Bradley.
What do I know?
I sense your anger and frustration but please relax and reflect before hitting ’submit’ otherwise you are in danger of posting illegible nonsense.
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