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A Goalkeeper. When Do We Need Him? We Don't!
So, we have confirmed the signing of Saha to add to three other players that have cost us precisely naff all. Weren't we told before the window opened that we had £20m to spend before the considerations of £5.5m for MacFadden and circa £13m for Johnson. Add the reduction in large salaries that departed there and with Stubbs, Carsley, Wessels, et al and we should healthily be looking at a total of £40m to spend... shouldn't we?
Moutinho looks to be a no go and, to be honest, even if he were to arrive it would be ridiculous to put that amount of pressure to save a whole squad on any one player's shoulders. What is the incentive for any quality player to come to a team that cannot secure their manager, or even stay suitably safe from the danger zone after the first few games? I know, we are only three games in and I am being a doom monger but there is very good cause. No disrespect intended to any of the three teams we have faced so far as they are all solid enough but (possibly with the exception of Pompey) they are not teams we should feel threatened by and are not going to scare any of the 'Sky Four'.
We have some excellent players who just seem to be sapped of all enthusiasm and spirit and, let's face it, who can blame them? Any Billy Numbnuts knows that we are in a desperate state with depleted numbers from an already perilously small squad and what do we get when we need midfield and striker reinforcements? A new 'keeper! What is it with Moyes' obsession with them? Is Iain Turner not a solid understudy? What about John Ruddy? Both were supposed to be the next international No 1 for their respective countries of Scotland and England. We shouldn't be surprised that they haven't flourished though considering our track record.
Paul Gerrard, Steve Simonsen and Richard Wright were all going to be the next England No 1 and commanded good prices but failed to shine even in a club jersey, let alone on the international stage. Let's face it, we should stop wasting the money we clearly do not have on goalkeepers and replace the eminently likable but clearly incapable Chris Woods with the inimitable Big Nev.
Either that, or let Blue Bill continue fiddling with his train set whilst we watch Goodison burn and the likes of Manchester City find incredibly wealthy new owners to railroad the transfer of pretty much whomever they want. I never thought I would find myself being jealous of a Manchester City fan. Again, no disrespect is intended to them but how are they more attractive than us? I suspect the answer lies in the boardroom.
Lee Mandaracas, Posted 01/09/2008 at 15:19:44
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This pre-season has been an absolute farce from start to finish. Luckily for me I now feel somewhat de-sensitised to it all and am able to chuckle a little bit at the crazy goings on.
No-one can deny the Bullsh1tter than Bill is, but one thing he said is absolutely spot on: "we’ll do our transfer dealings the Everton way". This summer has been done the Everton way and then some!
It is a farce, in fact all appears a bit carry on....all we need is Kenneth Williams showing up shouting ’infamy, infamy they all have....etc....’ or maybe that is Kenwright in disguise?
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_4048841,00.html
Just when we think its all going to end one way or another, this one could actually roll on for a further day or two. Thinking about it, from his personal point of view as a decent midfielder he could soon become in high demand by clubs that miss out on the one they wanted?!
Fingers crossed for Moutinho, or A.N Other big signing to boost morale.
We should have kept AJ and Carsley.
We’re in big trouble.
Show me the money!!
I blame Kenwright for all this.
He?s had a few emergency loan deals in his last two clubs, Wigan and Stoke...
He can?t be coming to Everton can he?? He?s looks old on pics on Google and he?s Wigan's third choice and was second choice at Stoke...
We have less than 7 hours to save our season, and quite possibly our Premier League status, safe in the knowledge that there will be no last minute ?world class? signings, or worse still, any signings that actually involve a cash transaction. We have not only been left behind by the BIG 4 this summer, it now looks increasingly likely that the likes of Man City, Spurs, Aston Villa, Boro and perhaps one or two others will also move ahead of us, and leave us competing with the likes of West Ham, Blackburn and Sunderland aiming for 10th spot.
As things currently stand, 10th place would be an achievement, as if is likely that Moyes walks and others like Arteta, Yakubu, Lescott & Cahill follow, it is safe to say that we will be fighting amongst the dead men for our Premier League survival. Somebody please wake me up and tell me this all just a bad dream.
What a fucking calamity, what a fucking joke Bill Kenshite really is.
1. any cash we had has gone to pay back loans
or
2. Bill’s keeping anything we have for the white hope/elephant of Kirkby
Either way, more lies or, before the usual suspects bark back, ’standard, business-oriented fabrications’
This summer has been shit so come on and cheer us all up with a couple of presents Bill!!!
One thing’s for sure. At this rate we’ll do plenty of business next summer but that wont be good news either.
How can a club finish 5th and qualify for euro football in the toughest league in the world and then not spend a penny on strengthening the squad for the next season?
We need to organise a bloody riot next home match - it is an absolute disgrace.
i think that's gonna be the case for Everton tonight buying a load of shite we don't need, well Moyes has done it before and actually got lucky once with a pair of slippers (Nigel Martyn) that was well used before the heels fell off.
... And just like Xmas the window will pass and we?ll all settle down and quickly forget what crap you got bought as it turned out a lot of other people wasted shitloads of cash on expensive food blenders that never see the light of day from the back of the cupboard,
So my advice - sit back, enjoy the sprouts and remember to smile and say how fucking great your new Carlo Nash socks are - ?they?re just what I needed grandad - brilliant!?
that is why i believe alan smith and joey barton would bring serious fight,quality,and strength in depth to our club.is there a central pair that would battle as much as them?even if at some point we replace one of them for the return of cahill but until we have players fit i think these 2 would be ideal and instil fight into the rest of the team.
deadline day comes around, and none of em are working, kipper, nsno, the main site...
pfft
There was an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman....
Do me a favour!
IT’S NEVER EVEN OPENED!!!!!
There are plenty of shit players out there who are available and let’s face it, if Moyes does not want to flash the cash at over priced quality I’m pretty sure he will bag a player or two... just to make up the numbers! SURELY!?
What the f... is going on.
James Beattie for 2.5mil
Any ex bar codes defender 3mil
Gazza for free
This is surely a nightmare!


1 Posted 01/09/2008 at 16:38:52
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Maybe we should become like Ebbsfleet and be a fan owned club, we couldn’t do much worse than the current administration can we?
It’s clear we have no money, i don’t believe for one second any of the big money offers were genuine, i would be happy for the club to prove me wrong.
Though as rumours go i wouldn’t believe your radio till they are officially on the website in the blue of the club....so yes Stephen Appiah please I would like him to sign for Everton, what say you??