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Last ditch Moutinho bid!!
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Just flashed up on Setanta just before 8pm - let's hope its true and cross everything we get him, pay what we need to pay... come on!!!!
Steve Jones, Posted 01/09/2008 at 20:00:04
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Are sporting lisbon playing tonight? Is he in starting 11??? If he is not then you never know eh??
22 million euros is this true?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporting_Clube_de_Portugal
See players name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporting_Clube_de_Portugal
See players name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo%C3%A3o_Moutinho
That’s been there all day.
Utter bull.
Find the names of the wikipedia authors and strangle them.
Find the names of the wikipedia authors and strangle them.
anyone can edit wikipedia.
I cant find the team sheets for the Sporting game.. they play tonight i believe at 22.15 english time...
if someone can find the Sporting team sheet it will kill or cure that one?
I cant find the team sheets for the Sporting game.. they play tonight i believe at 22.15 english time...
if someone can find the Sporting team sheet it will kill or cure that one?
If its been there all day sorry for mentioning it and raising hopes.
What a bastard.
What a bastard.
9.15pm UK time Sporting play John...according to Soccernet. Teamsheet normally goes up on that site 15¬30mins before KO.
Hate to say it lads.
But cannot see this coming off for the life of me.
1 signing, even in the moutinho class will not be enough.
We have been well and truly shafted up the khyber. Watching setanta news as we speak and clubs everwhere are buying players.
All we are linked with are rumors.
Gutted !
But cannot see this coming off for the life of me.
1 signing, even in the moutinho class will not be enough.
We have been well and truly shafted up the khyber. Watching setanta news as we speak and clubs everwhere are buying players.
All we are linked with are rumors.
Gutted !
Moutinho’s not in the squad. His still in the hotel. Rumour has it he can’t find his way out....
Nice one Kieran... should be able to kill off any lingering Moutinho hopes at that point or else if he aint playing start being silly with hope again.
At this point I really owuld have settles for Stephen Hunt though. sad.
At this point I really owuld have settles for Stephen Hunt though. sad.
Rodger Dodger - What time are you pimping your nan at lime street ?
I’ve been away from a computer all day, hoping I would come home, switch on SSN and see we’d signed Obinna and Moutinho.
We all know how Obinna turned out and I have to say there is absolutely zero chance of Moutinho.
Why? He would have to be in the country already as Lisbon is about 1hr 45min flight away from London alone (some rumours have said he is here, but if so it would surely have been confirmed today). He would have to have agreed personal terms and passed the Everton medical (which seemingly takes three days usually).
But most importantly, we would’ve had to have paid 22 million euros (his reported buyout clause) as Sporting have rejected lesser bids three times now.
Does anyone really think all of this has happened in the last few hours, and that Everton would actually part with that much money for a single player (or in a single window even?)
No. So I have lost hope of getting him in.
We all know how Obinna turned out and I have to say there is absolutely zero chance of Moutinho.
Why? He would have to be in the country already as Lisbon is about 1hr 45min flight away from London alone (some rumours have said he is here, but if so it would surely have been confirmed today). He would have to have agreed personal terms and passed the Everton medical (which seemingly takes three days usually).
But most importantly, we would’ve had to have paid 22 million euros (his reported buyout clause) as Sporting have rejected lesser bids three times now.
Does anyone really think all of this has happened in the last few hours, and that Everton would actually part with that much money for a single player (or in a single window even?)
No. So I have lost hope of getting him in.
I actually meant to write 22 million pounds, as that’s roughly what the buyout clause translates to (25 million euros).
So even less chance!
So even less chance!
Holf fire guys, ARSHAVIN, remeber when we were defo gonna sign him in January. Not really planned out has it.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! OFFICIAL SITE DOWN CAN IT BE
Lads, we’re nearly brankrupt. How we gonna afford Moutinho?
Stephen Appiah is a free agent and can be bought anytime - maybe hes on the list if we dont succeed tonight.
Getting deperate now, who am I kidding?
Getting deperate now, who am I kidding?
Bobby.
The official site is not down on my computer
The official site is not down on my computer
bobbie,
The site has been crashing all day, it means nothing except that we can’t even keep our website up while other clubs have not had a problem. How sad is it that things like the official site going down is now seen as a reason for optimism that a signing is going to be made. God help us.
The site has been crashing all day, it means nothing except that we can’t even keep our website up while other clubs have not had a problem. How sad is it that things like the official site going down is now seen as a reason for optimism that a signing is going to be made. God help us.
Sporting Lisbon team sheet due in any moment:
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/match?id=248302&league=POR.1&cc=5901
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/match?id=248302&league=POR.1&cc=5901
Official site down doesn’t mean we found the cash for Moutinho, it’s means we’re so broke we haven’t paid the hosting fees and the ISP have pulled the plug...
The OS is down becuase we haven’t paid our leccy bill.
Good evening Mr Barks
Get your arses down to goodison on wednesday for the EGM and give the board hell.
The fact is we don’t have any money. The debts have been mounting up. This has been simmering in the back ground for a while. We’ve just turned a blind eye to it ’cos on the field we’ve been doing really well. I don’t agree with it. But i hope Kirkby goes ahead so we can get some investment in. I’d rather watch them play in Kirkby then the championship. If where not careful we’ll get relegated.
I don’t believe for second we have made a bid or that he will be here. The dream died weeks ago realisticly.
Although i don’t know if i’d laugh or cry if we finally had a bid accepted for the amount they have been after but we run out of time to get the deal through.
Although i don’t know if i’d laugh or cry if we finally had a bid accepted for the amount they have been after but we run out of time to get the deal through.
The OS has been going down sparodically since around 18.00
Yes, I’m sad. I have been sitting by a computer since 06.00am this morning and (excluding Saha) nothing.
Fingers still crossed........
Yes, I’m sad. I have been sitting by a computer since 06.00am this morning and (excluding Saha) nothing.
Fingers still crossed........
moutinho has been named in sporting squad.
end of.#
back to reality
end of.#
back to reality
This is a fucking embarrassing sitting at a computer all night hoping that the club will sign Moutinho, M?Bia or anyone why doesn?t the club just tell us there will be no more activity cos we are skint and put the fans out of there misery.
Ian.
I feel exactly the same. Trying my best to ignore it, but keep coming back for more.
I feel exactly the same. Trying my best to ignore it, but keep coming back for more.
The site keeps crashing because we?re all trying to get on it at the same time looking for nothing! The administrator will look at the high traffic on the site and will notify Kenwright etc as we were expecting and are desperate for good players to sign. Doesnt mean we will sign any but he will be aware hiw desperate we are.
Perhaps Kennwright's looking on the site for signings too!!
Perhaps Kennwright's looking on the site for signings too!!
Sporting team tonight:
Sporting: Rui Patrício; Abel, Tonel, Caneira e Grimi; João Moutinho, Rocehmback, Izmailov e Romagnoli; Yannick e Derlei
Sporting: Rui Patrício; Abel, Tonel, Caneira e Grimi; João Moutinho, Rocehmback, Izmailov e Romagnoli; Yannick e Derlei
Looks like the dream is over.
I feel the same way..should just switch off the comp and sleep..but havent been able to so far...hoping against hope for something to hold onto...whats the club come to?
Anyone noticed that Doddy & Dutch have been conspicuous by their absence.
I know exactly how you feel, I am sitting here trying to post as few as possible just so I don’t look TOO sad. Fact is, I have been sat here literally every minute since I got back from work (bar one piss).
Everton should do us a favor and have it on TXT alert or something!
Everton should do us a favor and have it on TXT alert or something!
Ang on boys !
Dragons Den is just starting.
Maybe Bk will be on tring to scab some money ?
Dragons Den is just starting.
Maybe Bk will be on tring to scab some money ?
John Jacobs. Where you seen that mate?
Here..
http://sporting.theoffside.com/sporting-team-news/braga-v-sporting-match-preview.html
http://sporting.theoffside.com/sporting-team-news/braga-v-sporting-match-preview.html
Here?s a piece of adviCe: switch your computer off and go to bed. We?re not signing anyone. We?ve all been here before. We should know better. Everything?s gone quite. That?s all the evidence you need that we won?t be signing anyone else.....
He?s starting...
Brett, they can’t even get that right. I signed up for the Text alerts and how many of this weeks transfers did they tell me about?
0!
Either given that they didn’t spend any money on them they didn’t want to waste money on a text telling everyone about it. Or they just forgot how to do it?
0!
Either given that they didn’t spend any money on them they didn’t want to waste money on a text telling everyone about it. Or they just forgot how to do it?
What a joke. Looks like Saha will be the last nail in Kenwright's coffin. Moyes will refuse to sign the deal due to no signings and that will be the end of it. Once again, we're all sitting watching computer screens and sat tv waiting for the end of our season. This needs to be resolved; the truth is all we ask. Mr Moyes, Mr Kenwright, we want answers, the sooner the better.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/match?id=248302&league=POR.1&cc=5901
No Joao, so Carlo Nash it is then?
No Joao, so Carlo Nash it is then?
Watch the stream
http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/mon1.9/Braga_Sporting.html
http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/mon1.9/Braga_Sporting.html
Yep, go to bed I very much suspect Kenwright is tucked up with a warm mug of cocco right now knowing we’re all still "watching this space".
I hope you all appreciate that the whole lot of us should be in some sort of an institution!
Hells bells - have none of us got anything better to do with our lives than spend it in front of computers?
Answer - NO (I suppose)
Hells bells - have none of us got anything better to do with our lives than spend it in front of computers?
Answer - NO (I suppose)
Talk about a gang of fucking masochistic psychotics (I include myself in that definition).
Thanks for the link Shaun! :D
Well, we're not signing him!!! ? that's official.
Bobbie - the official site is always crashing. Means nothing other than they cant even run that properly.
Confirmed: Moutinho starts. Fuck this... I'd even be pleased with Kilbane back at this rate.
I am still finding it hard to accept! (Moutinho) but this is probably nothing compared to how I am gonna feel 2.5 hours time!
Even Stan Collymore on Talksport has said he doesnt expect any top class players to come to us due to lack of cash and potential at the club.
Comes to something when a dogger can even see that ? must have been looking through Kenwright's window when he was with his bird and thought "don't fancy that!"
Comes to something when a dogger can even see that ? must have been looking through Kenwright's window when he was with his bird and thought "don't fancy that!"
Is BK still working 24/7 or is he just "watching this space" like the rest of us crazy lads?
Even Cheltenham Town have made a signing.
Sporting score.... guess who provided the pass.... yes, you?ve guessed.... he?s all over the place... the guy is a dynamo!
This what M’Bia said tonight:
Speaking to L’Equipe just a short while ago, the Rennes midfielder said that he has still not excluded an extension to his contract with Rennes.
"We have until midnight, we’ll see," he said. My father and my lawyer are currently with the Rennes management to find a solution. Apparently, an extension with a substantial wage increase is under consideration. "
When asked whether he would be disappointed if he had to stay at the French club, he replied: "On the contrary! Rennes is a great club which is in the process of going forward. If I stay, it will be a plus for everyone. I still have a lot to learn and I think I will have the chance to make contact with Guy Lacombe. All I want is to play. If possible as soon as possible. I want to return to football."
So it looks like the most probable outcome is that he stays at Rennes, but as he says, we still have a few hours to go
Speaking to L’Equipe just a short while ago, the Rennes midfielder said that he has still not excluded an extension to his contract with Rennes.
"We have until midnight, we’ll see," he said. My father and my lawyer are currently with the Rennes management to find a solution. Apparently, an extension with a substantial wage increase is under consideration. "
When asked whether he would be disappointed if he had to stay at the French club, he replied: "On the contrary! Rennes is a great club which is in the process of going forward. If I stay, it will be a plus for everyone. I still have a lot to learn and I think I will have the chance to make contact with Guy Lacombe. All I want is to play. If possible as soon as possible. I want to return to football."
So it looks like the most probable outcome is that he stays at Rennes, but as he says, we still have a few hours to go
See this link for Mbia?s quote from earlier today. Still in talks it seems... but with Rennes over new contract.
http://footylatest.com/news/news.php?extend.1864
http://footylatest.com/news/news.php?extend.1864
Yes. He does look the part! January anyone? Don’t you dare!
Shaun - Thanks for the Jim Bowen "Let's see what you would have won" impression, but its kinda rubbing salt in the wounds.
Oh, do me a fucking favour.... we?ve signed Carlos Nash. It gets worse...!!!
WATCH THIS SPACE!!!!AND STOP SLAGGING ME OFF
I’m glad to see you’ve started using your real name now Bill instead of Richard Dodd!
Moutinho is playing tonight for Sporting - in fact he just this minute led the team out for start at 9:15pm kick off UK time
Even the official site is down. It’s not working due to maintanence.....
Miguel Veloso isn’t playing.......
NASH! FUCKING NASH, Pushing both of our next best thing goalies further down the pecking order then!? Great signing.
Bill will have plenty of spaces at Goodison to watch soon.
About 10,000 of them I would say.
About 10,000 of them I would say.
lol.... thanks David.... but the guy is class, he’s all over the place... I can see why sporting dont want him to go... he runs the side.
I’m going to have to switch the stream off I’m starting to cry!!!
I’m going to have to switch the stream off I’m starting to cry!!!
Fucking Carlo Nash has signed! FFS Moyes!
Message for all at Everton Football Club: You have well and truly ripped out my heart you bunch of incompetent BASTARDS.
Thats it, get the fucking booze out, I am now getting pissed because I have had it with Everton. I am waiting with baited breath and then £3.5 million for Hunt rejected followed up by Carlos Nash... waste of cash more like. So that's what he means by watch this space, eh? PISS OFF!!!
Steve Jones:
I don’t expect us to be signing any big names this evening as well, but to imply that Stan Collymore is a reliable source to this claim is really one of the strangest things I read this evening... And you’re really jinxing it with mentioning that name, I can see the yellow bar on the OS claiming we’re giving Collymore one last chance to revive his playing career!
I don’t expect us to be signing any big names this evening as well, but to imply that Stan Collymore is a reliable source to this claim is really one of the strangest things I read this evening... And you’re really jinxing it with mentioning that name, I can see the yellow bar on the OS claiming we’re giving Collymore one last chance to revive his playing career!
GAME OVER!!!!!!
PLEASE INSERT CREDIT TO CONTINUE!!!!
OH YOU HAVE NO MONEY THEN GAME IS REALLY OVER!
We're bloody skint and we're gonna finish mid-table. Look at the money Spurs, City and Villa have spent ? we can dream on. We can't even match Bolton o Sunderland in the transfer budget stakes.
We're pretty much fucked! Moyes to walk by November!
PLEASE INSERT CREDIT TO CONTINUE!!!!
OH YOU HAVE NO MONEY THEN GAME IS REALLY OVER!
We're bloody skint and we're gonna finish mid-table. Look at the money Spurs, City and Villa have spent ? we can dream on. We can't even match Bolton o Sunderland in the transfer budget stakes.
We're pretty much fucked! Moyes to walk by November!
This is now becoming a joke! Carlo Nash is a nobody! We need midfielder’s not goalkeepers!
The sheer silence on Sky Sports News when they announced Everton had signed Carlo Nash highlights the embarrassment Everton Football Club are to it?s fans at this present time.
I am feeling so low about football tonight. Other than a new stadium what do Manchestyer City have that we don't. Don't big Saudi Arabian investors look at league tables (last year's) and look at a club's History? We are as attractive an investment as Man City aren?t we surely??? We will be challenging to be the seventh best team outside the big six.
We will fight for "best of the relegation candidates"
God I?m feeling low.
We really are doomed... 2008 is the end of the line for EFC. The year it dawned on us all that we're just skint nobodies, a pretender that has turned into a clown. Do you think any player will look at us and think, "Yeah, I wanna go to that club its going places."?
Everton FC 2008 RIP.
THE END
We really are doomed... 2008 is the end of the line for EFC. The year it dawned on us all that we're just skint nobodies, a pretender that has turned into a clown. Do you think any player will look at us and think, "Yeah, I wanna go to that club its going places."?
Everton FC 2008 RIP.
THE END
Nash has signed a 2-year deal. I cannot believe this.
Brilliant signing!! just what we need!! The club is really making progress!!
Can we ask the new owners of Man City for some oil(maybe on a loan or a free transfer!) to help us set BKs backside ablaze! Maybe we can get him a mirror too so he can "watch the space" on his rear end burn off!
All the talk of the previous incumbent at Man City being not fit and proper in my mind Kenwright is not fit and proper to run the club any longer. The man has killed the club and done more to damage us in one summer than Johnson did during his entire regime.
Mick - you only getting the booze out now??? How you managed? Personally, I caved in around 1pm... scotch anyone? Awful summer, epitomised tonight.
Worryingly Carlo Nash is on the OS holding an outfield top
Why can Everton not make a bid bid for a player?. There is absoloutly nothing to lose at this stage of the summer with the window closing in hours..
We should just bite the bullet and bid what the selling club is asking for a player, even with Stephen Hunt we offer 2 million less than Reading are asking..
I actually think Hunt would be a decent buy for us as he impressed me when Reading were in the top flight...
Why dont we bid for Fellaini or Moutinho and really test someones resolve?. It is shameful the way we dont have two pennies to rub together and we know what the excuse is in January..Not a good time to conduct transfers...I think we could have a very unhappy ship on our hands at the AGM thats coming up...Sorry for the language thats coming up but Evertons board....BASTARDS!!
We should just bite the bullet and bid what the selling club is asking for a player, even with Stephen Hunt we offer 2 million less than Reading are asking..
I actually think Hunt would be a decent buy for us as he impressed me when Reading were in the top flight...
Why dont we bid for Fellaini or Moutinho and really test someones resolve?. It is shameful the way we dont have two pennies to rub together and we know what the excuse is in January..Not a good time to conduct transfers...I think we could have a very unhappy ship on our hands at the AGM thats coming up...Sorry for the language thats coming up but Evertons board....BASTARDS!!
@ Nick Whitham I agree 100%
Kenwright in 2008 put his gun to the head off Everton FC and pulled the fucking trigger.
Kenwright in 2008 put his gun to the head off Everton FC and pulled the fucking trigger.
He?s 47 ist he??? Wigan's 3rd choice keeper, and Chris crappy Kirkland is their first choice. Why did we let Wessels go again!!!!
Yeah David, they’ve completely lost the plot.
Nash signs for an ’undisclosed amount’, that means we actually paid money for him!!!!!
As much as I don’t (didn’t) think Hunt is good enough for us, it would probably wise to field a team of footballers rather than kids and fans! That’s what it will come down to.
And if I play, I will be breaking some fucking legs!!
And if I play, I will be breaking some fucking legs!!
Dave S, maybe Carlo’s gonna play in central midfield!
50-60p I reckon. Thats the budget used up then.....
Carlo fucking Nash.
Why not just give Wessels a new contract or take a chance with Turner?
Why not just give Wessels a new contract or take a chance with Turner?
Joking aside, we do need keeper cover as Turner is not good enough.
If Nash had been the 7th signing of the summer then no problem
If Nash had been the 7th signing of the summer then no problem
Bet City, Villa, Spurs are shittin themselves now!!
This may cheer u up.... http://bikinibathingbeauties.blogspot.com/2008/03/nicky-whelan.html
This may cheer u up.... http://bikinibathingbeauties.blogspot.com/2008/03/nicky-whelan.html
Kenwright is a genius weve beaten Real, Barca and Juve and even an 11th hour bid from Chelsea but hes actually gone and done it.
Iiiiiiiittttttttttsssssss Carlo Fuckin Nash.
Kenwright you cock
Iiiiiiiittttttttttsssssss Carlo Fuckin Nash.
Kenwright you cock
Carlo nash !!!
3rd choice wigan keeper
3+years of gradual building has gone to waste.
i cant remember the days when people loooked at everton football club as the right way of doing things.
i.e not spending masses on players
and playing with a spirit and togetherness.
3rd choice wigan keeper
3+years of gradual building has gone to waste.
i cant remember the days when people loooked at everton football club as the right way of doing things.
i.e not spending masses on players
and playing with a spirit and togetherness.
I just checked the O/S and worryingly it has Nash between Jags and Pip as a midfielder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, who are the 14 muppets who gave the Nash signing article a ’thumbs up’ on the OS.
BREAKING NEWS
"" I ’ve just opened a can of special brew""!!!!!!
"" I ’ve just opened a can of special brew""!!!!!!
Joeynkoo - All the best mate, been working and watching and listening. Now I am drinking and will soon be crying and trying to take on the world. Maybe BK made his statement when he was pissed.
I was planning my Belgium trip today thinking about my excursions to Germany, Norway and Italy last season. I even met BK at Bologna Airport after the Fiorentina game and thought, nice chap. We took some photos and he actually cheered me up after the disapointing result.
I so wish you could be stood in front of me now you Bastard!!
I was planning my Belgium trip today thinking about my excursions to Germany, Norway and Italy last season. I even met BK at Bologna Airport after the Fiorentina game and thought, nice chap. We took some photos and he actually cheered me up after the disapointing result.
I so wish you could be stood in front of me now you Bastard!!
Kristian,
I think Kenwright pushed the button 14 times.
I think Kenwright pushed the button 14 times.
I?ve also often wondered about the whole thumbs up thing. 48 people had given the thumbs up to Obinna not getting his work permit... go figure!
Can't believe they are calling that breaking news!!!
Quite apt really, just the sort of news to ’break’ you
Mick - had the arvo off - how sad am i. Wearing the laptop out (and not in a good way) waiting for transfer news, then after all the hours, Carlo fucking Nash. What did we do in previous lifetimes?? Cus we are paying now... large one anyone? If I drink enough maybe the whole of today didnt happen...
In all seriousness, I CAN NOT accept that Nash will be our last signing. 1. I can not go to bed relieved with signing Nash. 2. Meaning I will be staying up UNTIL WE SIGN A:
M I D F I E L D E R !
I am going to trust that BK and DM know this already though.
M I D F I E L D E R !
I am going to trust that BK and DM know this already though.
Jesus man I’ve gone from hope and excitement teh end of last season to bitterness and despair why do I put myself through the agonising relationship that is EFC.
My love affair with EFC and football is now over or is it the drink talking?
EFC RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My love affair with EFC and football is now over or is it the drink talking?
EFC RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s face it, the Moutinho thing was just another great EFC lie, just like last year when we were getting Lucho from Porto.
Blue Bill spins us a yarn, we all get excited and he then sits back and laughs at all of us!!!!
The quicker that man gets out of Everton the better cos we he is going to take us down quicker than the Titanic!!!!
Blue Bill spins us a yarn, we all get excited and he then sits back and laughs at all of us!!!!
The quicker that man gets out of Everton the better cos we he is going to take us down quicker than the Titanic!!!!
The thumbs up on the official site are probably the work of Doddy feverishly hammering at the keyboard in praise of BK
I am so fucked off with our club. We are a fucking shambles Carlo Bastard Nash. We are run by a gang of twats. Im an even bigger one coz iv just booked to go to fucking Liege. Work that one out!!!
BILL KENWRIGHT also known as
THE FUCKING LIAR.
He and evertons PR people have bullshitted us all summer and now e have found them out. Saha and Carlo fucking nash.
Forgive my language but I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
THE FUCKING LIAR.
He and evertons PR people have bullshitted us all summer and now e have found them out. Saha and Carlo fucking nash.
Forgive my language but I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
Andy F - How you getting to Liege mate?
Help!
I am looking for Everton transfers and all I can find is Manc Citeh. 32.4m accepted for Robihno
I am looking for Everton transfers and all I can find is Manc Citeh. 32.4m accepted for Robihno
Everton have just bid 30 million Lira for Berbatov. Spurs said Fuck Off.
Joeynkoo, I am on my 4th vodka I will catch you up mate!
Joeynkoo, I am on my 4th vodka I will catch you up mate!
What has happened to OUR club???
As fellas have mentioned above, we are seriously the laughing stock of the Prem..... Sunderland, Hull, Stoke throwing the cash about, never mind the players MON has brought in at Villa & don’t even get me started on Man City..........
Did anyone see NWT on BBC1 earlier interviewing the fella in Dubai who is mates with the guy who is heading up the takeover (in my moment of madness I can’t remeber his name!!) He said that he sapoke to him about taking over a footy club and how he looked at Arsenal but decided against cos they were always there or there abouts in the top 3 or 4, supposedly he wanted a team who were on the fringe of that, who with investment to go and splash on new players could not only break into the top 4 but win the prem and challenge for the Champs League all within 3 years....................... ??????????????? Surely that team should of been us??? We’re the team thats pushed the sky 4 for the last few years and the only team to break into it in recent years, so why not us???? Is BK actively seeking investment? Did the guy have a sniff but Was BK not too sure of this fellas intentions? Did he worry as a true blue just what this no mark with a few Billion quid behind him might do to us???
I cant even be arsed going into work tomorrow at this rate to face all the ridicule from every man and his dog about how much of a shambles we are, i think the fella who supports tranmere might even give me grief....... God help him when we have a kick about after work on Friday!!!!!
As fellas have mentioned above, we are seriously the laughing stock of the Prem..... Sunderland, Hull, Stoke throwing the cash about, never mind the players MON has brought in at Villa & don’t even get me started on Man City..........
Did anyone see NWT on BBC1 earlier interviewing the fella in Dubai who is mates with the guy who is heading up the takeover (in my moment of madness I can’t remeber his name!!) He said that he sapoke to him about taking over a footy club and how he looked at Arsenal but decided against cos they were always there or there abouts in the top 3 or 4, supposedly he wanted a team who were on the fringe of that, who with investment to go and splash on new players could not only break into the top 4 but win the prem and challenge for the Champs League all within 3 years....................... ??????????????? Surely that team should of been us??? We’re the team thats pushed the sky 4 for the last few years and the only team to break into it in recent years, so why not us???? Is BK actively seeking investment? Did the guy have a sniff but Was BK not too sure of this fellas intentions? Did he worry as a true blue just what this no mark with a few Billion quid behind him might do to us???
I cant even be arsed going into work tomorrow at this rate to face all the ridicule from every man and his dog about how much of a shambles we are, i think the fella who supports tranmere might even give me grief....... God help him when we have a kick about after work on Friday!!!!!
I am so sick of this club!!!!!!!!!!! kenwright, moes, ian ross ( PR nighmare) everyone should leave tonite and there mothers should be dsapointed. im never oin in crichtons in allerton again, his brother has lost my 8 x £3 a pint on a friday. cock
David Shankland - Eurostar. The whole jouney takes about 6-7 hours from Lime Street to Liege.
Although i am truly demorolised at the state of our club and totally embarassed we have jus signed Carlo fucking Nash, this has to be the funniest thread i have ever read.
Sat in Portugal, just after 10pm Monday evening, watching Braga v Sporting live on TV. Moutinho is strutting his stuff in the middle of the park, wearing the captain’s arm band.
Poor lad just took a stinging shot to the nuts...
He ain’t coming to us. Stop dreaming on that one.
Poor lad just took a stinging shot to the nuts...
He ain’t coming to us. Stop dreaming on that one.
So let’s get this straight. There are about 6 prem teams willing to spend ~30m on a player because they know he is worth it.
Everton on the other hand....
Everton on the other hand....
I hate to say this about a fellow blue but kenwright is an absolute cunt for the way he has weaved his tapestry of lies, spin and fals-information during his reign at the helm of the good ship Everton. At least Risdale lived the dream whilst it lasted because all said and done without David Moyes we would be in the dire straits that Leeds now find themselves in. Kenwright is the most incompetent chairman that Everton have ever had and I bring Peter Johnson into that equation. kenwright out now !
Kristian / Ralph - Its definitely Kenshite, he’s so excited Dithering Dave’s made a decision he keeps hitting the thumbs up button, intead of the ’Bid now’ button. No wonder our bids aren’t getting through !
Calm down lads !
Still an hour and a half to go.
And you know we will be waiting with baited breath to the death.
Still an hour and a half to go.
And you know we will be waiting with baited breath to the death.
Just polished off a bottle of cheap scotch Mick, but the world looks the same. Seriously, Carlo fucking nash!! We cannot argue that this wasn’t sanctioned by Moyes. Moyes has spent today at a hearing (dont we have a legal team for that sort of thing?) for Obi One, and then chasing Carlo Nash. Great use of time.
ps. this took about 15 minutes to type one eyed.. Its been a long day and that was shyte scotch...
ps. this took about 15 minutes to type one eyed.. Its been a long day and that was shyte scotch...
Finally signed someone to play in midfield. Spanish player with some bite. Called Carlos. Carlos Nash. Oh wait, OHHHNOOOO, FUUUUUCCKKKK ITS THE RESERVE GOALIE FROM WIGAANNN
Oh hang on hang on.
No sorry just farted mind you it smells like what is going on at Everton. SHIT.
Vodka number 5 with a whiskey chaser now Joeynkoo
No sorry just farted mind you it smells like what is going on at Everton. SHIT.
Vodka number 5 with a whiskey chaser now Joeynkoo
Is BK taking the fuckin piss out of us or what? From Moutinho, Milito, M’bia to Jacobsen, Castillo and Nash in the space of a month? Watch this fuckin space my arse you silly cunt! No fuck off, sell up and leave us with atleast a little bit of respect
Guys,
You have all just brightened up my night. I have just spent the last 10 minutes laughing my head off at everyone's frustration and disappointment. Kenwright is a liar and he is only keeping the club so he can make more money for himself IF we move to a new stadium and then get bought out!!
Thanks for the laugh! You never know ? we may get Gary Speed back in the final hour of the transfer window...
You have all just brightened up my night. I have just spent the last 10 minutes laughing my head off at everyone's frustration and disappointment. Kenwright is a liar and he is only keeping the club so he can make more money for himself IF we move to a new stadium and then get bought out!!
Thanks for the laugh! You never know ? we may get Gary Speed back in the final hour of the transfer window...
Haha... the alcohol is started to kick in now: Carlo Nash! Ahaha ? it really is funny. I bet DM and BK wake up tomorrow morning and feel like a right bunch of MUPPETS.
I agree,Carl...really funny comments from many people on here..pity it takes a club crisis for that
David Shankland, Booked Eurostar today mate. Depart from Liverpool on wed 1st at 12:30pm; arrive in Brussels 7:30pm. Leave Friday 3pm; arrive 8pm. £130.00 ? got 2 nights hotel for £30.00. £160.00 all in mate.
Mick, you’ve had more shots in the last hour than we have had signatures all year. I reckon Moyes will walk now. He will use this inactivity as justification. But we wouldnt have signed Nash without his approval.
Billic as next manager. Anyone other than BK as Chair. I’ll fill in as right back.
Billic as next manager. Anyone other than BK as Chair. I’ll fill in as right back.
Bilic as manager - are you having a fucking giraffe? That twat’s drained the club enough!!!
Brett.
What do you mean FEELING like a bunch of muppets.
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MUPPETS !
What do you mean FEELING like a bunch of muppets.
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MUPPETS !
Andy F - cheers mate.
Joeynkoo, I will go in goal. Alright I may be 40 but I cant be any worse than Nash.
I think Moyes will walk, at least he will be able to because I can just about fucking stand up now. Vodka number 8 and now on the Fosters. I will have to raid the Martinio, hang on doesnt he play for sporting!!!
I think Moyes will walk, at least he will be able to because I can just about fucking stand up now. Vodka number 8 and now on the Fosters. I will have to raid the Martinio, hang on doesnt he play for sporting!!!
We live in hope:
BBC 2227: Everton are still hoping to clinch a late deal for Standard Liege midfielder Marouane Fellaini, for you Toffees’ fans who had given up. Repeat: Do not go to bed
BBC 2227: Everton are still hoping to clinch a late deal for Standard Liege midfielder Marouane Fellaini, for you Toffees’ fans who had given up. Repeat: Do not go to bed
Anthony - would Bilic save his last minute signing for Carlo Nash?? Its not the time to criticise Moyes (wait for full time to do that), this is the time to attack the board. Watch this space! Still watching.. nada to see...
Breaking news on Seranta is that Man City have signed Robinho.
Obviousley a panic buy after seeing us buy Nash.
Obviousley a panic buy after seeing us buy Nash.
Reading announce no more signings in or out... according to Sky Sports..
No Hunt so..
No Hunt so..
Thank god... Hunt is an awful fotballer.
shouldn’t there be a fucking band playing about now as the ship goes down.
Setanta also report that: "Economic experts say that the economic downturn is why not much money is being spent in the transfer market."
See, it's not BK's fault. It?s that twat Gordon Brown who is to blame!
Everton have just bid 3 goats a mouse a piece of straw and a used condom for Robinho. C?mon Real accept our fuckin offer because that's what we payed Wigan for Nash Bridges!!
So where is the Mcfadden and AJ money? The money from the Uefa Cup is only small but still more than Carlo Nash. I'm on pain killers but I'm 'avin' a bevvie.
Smertin has been released by Fulham.
Didn’t someone say earlier that we might be signing him?
Looks like its all falling into place at the last moment! Yes!
What a load of shite.
Didn’t someone say earlier that we might be signing him?
Looks like its all falling into place at the last moment! Yes!
What a load of shite.
Lucky bastard Jay.
I’m now on anti-depressants.
I’m now on anti-depressants.
Just heard that BK’s mate is a plastic surgeon. Going to give BK a face-lift so he can sneak into and out of Goodison without being recognised. Oh, & he also agreed to do a job on Steve Bruce’s face. That’s how we got Carlo Wash.
Jay - add the 30m sky money on top and we are all scratching our heads... where is the money?? 4 players in - Nash (please tell me we didnt spend money on him), Saha (same), Ecuadorian chap (loan) and Jars (wasnt that free too?), so wheres the money? BK is saving up for... retirement...
It?s only a matter of time before Billy Liar lodges a bid £2mill less with Real Madrid for Robinho.......
Im ashamed to be an Everton surporter, my 4 young sons coming down from bed asking who are we signing. FUCKING JOKE. DISGRACE
Sorry I meant Carlo Nash, but with the amount of effing and blinding at the mere mention of his name, I suppose it could be Carlo Wash (your mouth out).
Why oh why is it never fuckin' simple? From gettin' a season ticket, askin' for a pie that's not gonna burn the roof of my fuckin' mouth off, to not being able to keep a lead, to trying to buy a fuckin' player, which let's face it every other cunting club can do, to getting a work permit ? I mean, the amount of Africans playing in the UK & we send 3 boys to a hearing to be told "Fuck off!"
The blame has to lie somewhere: if it?s Moyes's fault, Kenwright needs to grow balls and sack him; if it?s Billy Liar, he needs to apologise to each & every one of us personally for the way he has managed to royally fuck up our progress.
I just tried calling the Samaritans (0151) 708 8888, but it was so busy I couldn’t get through.
Nash proudly showing off the famous royal blue shirt on the OS. Sickening. what fun we’d be having if the shyte had just signed him instead.
I?m fucking depressed. Can someone please give me some hope?
Tom Soares anyone? England under 21 international MIDFIELDER with PACE-1.5 million??!!! Stoke had a £1.5 mill bid accepted, if no-one else is being lined up, get this guy ? he's not goin to break the bank and he's a decent midfielder and only young.
Joeynkoo, are you pissed yet? Because it doesn't seem that bad after a few.
What are the chances of Arteta, Yak & Cahill calling it a day in January? Cos really, would you hang around??
Would I? Well let me put it this way.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Moyes done one and signed them all at his new club leaving us with sweet FA
I wouldn’t be surprised if Moyes done one and signed them all at his new club leaving us with sweet FA
ANthony Kelly - Spot on about your kids. I have 2 boys and its the same for me too. Theres no hope for me but they deserve better than all the shit i got and went through in the late 70s & early 80s growing up.
Is there an EGM on Thursday??
I have it on good authority that the Arab Investors who’ve just bought Citeh met with BK before they moved on to speak to Man City. But BK said the club was not interested in Abu Diaby.
Mick - nicely cooked now yeah.. to be fair was half cut around 6pm.. but it aint helping.. My head keeps repeating 2 words: Carlo Nash...Carlo Nash... thats what the club pulled out all the stops for.. Jeez.. Why am I driving to Liege?
Well that’s it for me. I’ll log off and go brush my teeth then lay me head down to rest.
If on waking tomorrow there’s a new signing I’ll presume I’m dreaming still.
Good night y’all.
If on waking tomorrow there’s a new signing I’ll presume I’m dreaming still.
Good night y’all.
Kevin Bond has been sacked by Bournemouth. We might have a chance of getting him....on loan of course.
No doubt that Billy Liar will put some sort of theatrical spin on the events of today & think it?s all right cos he?s passionate about the old lady. The man is nothing but a car wash cunt, who is 2nd only to Collina for ruining our club
protest soon saying kenwright out lets do it at stoke we wont kenwright out its gone to far now we gave him so many chances and he hasent delivered for us i meant sell not self
That Fellaini transfer may go ahead guys!
It’s the best link we have had yet I think
It’s the best link we have had yet I think
I’m out. I’m not kidding myself anymore, Nash was the big last minute signing, not Moutinho. Good night toffees. May the nex 40 minutes bring at least one signature - outside the Nash catergory that is. BK you shouldnt sleep tonight la.
I have it on good authority (a friend of a bouncer who "knows" Fergie’s missus) that the reason we needed a goalie very quickly was because Fergie demanded, as a condition of buying Saha, that Tim Howard doesn’t play against United.
Me bein a tit and going crazy looking at the internet has just drove down to goodison thinking there might be some activity. The place is in darkness, the gates are locked at the park end with no cars parked in the car park. No sky sports fellas or anything.
Anyone been to Finch Farm????
Anyone been to Finch Farm????
JamesJohnson>
Classic post, mate, classic post!!!!! :)
Classic post, mate, classic post!!!!! :)
No need to worry lads, Moyes has just announced Saha’s new position as our new number 9...that’s right it gonna be on the therapy table next to Van Der Meyde & Hibbert
I feel like crying. i’ve been reading all this for 2 hours now. pissed and sad.
fuck...
fuck...
Shitty OS down again
25 minutes and all is shit.
Quickest way from Walton to Halewood?????
Police Academy...class. That’s how fucked of I am
I just found out that the deadline rules allow for clubs to be able to sign players after the deadline if it is an emergency. Fuck if this isn?t an emergency!!!!
15 to go lads,got a right headache goning on!!
Come on Billy Bullshit, weave that magic!!
Come on Billy Bullshit, weave that magic!!
It’s looking like our hero gonna be Louis Haha
had it on good info that Bill Kenwright is trying to sign Fellaini but he cant get the fax to work. he went to Brussels without any Euros and the meter has gone off.
Hes running around the Belgian countryside looking for a farmhouse with the lights on.
Hes running around the Belgian countryside looking for a farmhouse with the lights on.
This is it then?
2 minutes to go and the stupid tosser has just fell into a ditch
Steve Jones: Then bury him, and do us all a favour
This is a joke, i know signings will still come through after 12, but theres been nothing on ssn about us.
£15 million, Fellaini, done
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