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Here is our new signing, a Goalkeeper!!!!!! and a quote from the OS...."Prior to his stint at Wigan, Nash, 34, has also played for Manchester City, Middlesbrough, Preston, Stockport and non-leaguers Rossendale United."..... I am off to bed, goodnight Gentlemen!
Will Bruce, Posted 01/09/2008 at 21:52:10
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Finally, we got HIM!!!
Carlo Nash that is, a boyhood Everton fan. He signed a 2-year deal as cover for Howard with an option for a third....
Hurray for him, not for us ....wonder what the hell Ruddy and Turner are supposed to be?
This might be our big 2nd (after Saha) signing on deadline day O what Joy!!! What a Fucking Joke ....
Just think, people have been on here all day saying "there will be no more signings"! Talk about egg on their faces! :0)
Even Stoke have upped their bid for Joe Ledley whilst we bid for Stephen Hunt, get knocked back, and don't go in with an improved offer... Do they enjoy taking the piss out of the fans at Everton or what? Will the last one at Everton please turn out the lights..
Did we ever expect anything different. I hate Kenwright with a passion, he has personally ruined what used to be a great club. Now we are stuck, looking at relegation (I think Hull will stay up) a staduim with wooden seats & restricted views, and the laughing stock of the Northwest, The City takeover sums it all up.
Oh, and I live in Rossendale, Yeah Nash the local hero :-(
Oh, and I live in Rossendale, Yeah Nash the local hero :-(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry. If I don?t laugh I will cry. Tony P, I suspect it is because we have £3.5million quid and a bag of sweets to offer for players. And they were holding back on the bag of sweets in case we needed them to tip the alleged deal for Alan Smith our way.
What a shambles.
Sorry. If I don?t laugh I will cry. Tony P, I suspect it is because we have £3.5million quid and a bag of sweets to offer for players. And they were holding back on the bag of sweets in case we needed them to tip the alleged deal for Alan Smith our way.
What a shambles.
Well, there you go. Our latest signings last club, was a non-league pub side.
WATCH THIS FUCKING SPACE!!
It’s awfull isn’t it.
It’s awfull isn’t it.
I am speechless. What has just happened to our club? I can't get me head around this, that fucking stadium has a lot to do with this.
hopefully Saha can stay fit. Cahill, we need you so badly, and Pienaar.
It's gonna be a long season... the joys of being a toffee!!
In Moyes We Trust
hopefully Saha can stay fit. Cahill, we need you so badly, and Pienaar.
It's gonna be a long season... the joys of being a toffee!!
In Moyes We Trust
Fulham just terminated the contract of Alexei Smertin by mutual consent.......watch this space.....
Carlo fucking Nash. Kenwright you cunt! What next Paul Dikov on a 12 month loan?
What the hell is going on?!! Yes, we’re all hoping that Moyes is saving the McFadden and Johnson money for one big splash into the market, but we all know there’s Bob Hope of that.
Jacobsen (free), Castillo (loan), Saha (Nothing upfront), Nash (Free), Obinna (Loan- work permit denied)...certainly not the 5 or 6 signings that we were hoping for a few weeks ago!!
Fingers crossed DM knows more than all of us and will make something of this motley bunch. It certainly smacks of desperation though.
Jacobsen (free), Castillo (loan), Saha (Nothing upfront), Nash (Free), Obinna (Loan- work permit denied)...certainly not the 5 or 6 signings that we were hoping for a few weeks ago!!
Fingers crossed DM knows more than all of us and will make something of this motley bunch. It certainly smacks of desperation though.
How anyone can defend that twat Kenwright is beyond me.
The prick is worse than Peter Johnson.
The prick is worse than Peter Johnson.
I think Kenwright's "Watch this space" will finally beat Kevin Keegans "I would love it" as the most stupid twatty thing to say ever!!
It is not just the lack of incomings. Expect Arteta, Lescott, Yakubu, Cahill etc to be seeking pastures new in January. Disgraceful, absolutley fucking disgraceful!!
Copied from the Sky Sports website
Deadline Day clockwatch
Dimitar Berbatov is at Old Trafford, Man City have put a deal in place to sign Real Madrid’s Robinho, and Everton have signed Carlo Nash
Makes you proud doesn’t it? I bet Carlo Nash’s ma is proud, he’s mentioned in the same caption as the greats...
Give me strength
Deadline Day clockwatch
Dimitar Berbatov is at Old Trafford, Man City have put a deal in place to sign Real Madrid’s Robinho, and Everton have signed Carlo Nash
Makes you proud doesn’t it? I bet Carlo Nash’s ma is proud, he’s mentioned in the same caption as the greats...
Give me strength
Don?t worry lads, I am sure Moyes will pull a rabbit out of his...... Arse!!!
The BBC website has just put this on.. i guess there is always that glimmer of hope..
2227: Everton are still hoping to clinch a late deal for Standard Liege midfielder Marouane Fellaini, for you Toffees’ fans who had given up. Repeat: Do not go to bed.
2227: Everton are still hoping to clinch a late deal for Standard Liege midfielder Marouane Fellaini, for you Toffees’ fans who had given up. Repeat: Do not go to bed.
Nobody seems too interested outside the circle of Everton fans to enquire as to what the fuck is going on with our club.
I have fired off a job lot of e-mails to SSN, Setanta and You’re on Sky Sports asking them to get Billy Bullshit on for another interview to ask him exactly what "watch this space" means but so far no reply or mention.
Cheers Billy and please feel free to go fuck yourself!!!
I have fired off a job lot of e-mails to SSN, Setanta and You’re on Sky Sports asking them to get Billy Bullshit on for another interview to ask him exactly what "watch this space" means but so far no reply or mention.
Cheers Billy and please feel free to go fuck yourself!!!
Was Carlo a creative midfielder or a bit of an enforcer back in his time at Rossendale by any chance?
Jesus.....
Jesus.....
On BBC live text it says we are still hoping to sign felliani and goes on to say ’toffes fans whatever you do, dont go to bed’. Please god i hope they have some inside info.
Like Andy M states, that Skysports main page really sums it all up, it cannot get worse :
"Deadline Day clockwatch
Dimitar Berbatov is at Old Trafford, Man City have put a deal in place to sign Real Madrid’s Robinho, and Everton have signed Carlo Nash."
So what now ? We have all had our say on this site but where can it get us ? What else can we do to let Kenwright know how pissed off we are with him and the direction of the club ?
"Deadline Day clockwatch
Dimitar Berbatov is at Old Trafford, Man City have put a deal in place to sign Real Madrid’s Robinho, and Everton have signed Carlo Nash."
So what now ? We have all had our say on this site but where can it get us ? What else can we do to let Kenwright know how pissed off we are with him and the direction of the club ?
In all the excitement I had forgotten we need a creative midfielder and a defensive midfielder..... I think you?re right Neil, just like Jags can play in goal, Carlo can play centre mid like Zico
You would have thought that the OS would have had the decency to take down that Ridiculously Offensive fucking breaking news image by now wouldn’t you? Get Real!
That?s assuming Moyes sticks around long enough!!
This evening has really hammered home the reason why he?s not signed his contract, Kenwright you should be bloody ashamed especially after your ?watch this space? speech.
Newsflash, I?ve been watching this space for two bloody months since the window opened and we?ve still done fuck all!!
This evening has really hammered home the reason why he?s not signed his contract, Kenwright you should be bloody ashamed especially after your ?watch this space? speech.
Newsflash, I?ve been watching this space for two bloody months since the window opened and we?ve still done fuck all!!
Gutted! Absolutely gutted. Sat here with SSN and the lap top working overtime. In my head I know thats our lot - Nash. In my heart I still hold out hope that the tape at the bottom of the screen is going to mention someone of quality. Its not going to happen is it? Moyes, you said we didnt have a team ready to win a game, you said you had let the players down, now what about the fans. I cannot wait to hear the spin. Im up in Newcastle and the spin that comes out of that place stinks, but we are the Kings of bullshit. What about the truth? It wont make us play any worse......
Lord give me strength. Carlo Nash??? I mean what on earth does this lad have that Ruddy and Turner dont have? He hasnt played in Europe, he hasnt even been 1st choice for a big club. Waste of wages if you ask me, if I was one of Turner or Ruddy id be seeking a move away from this sinking ship. Shite, absolute shite.
Oh dear god no, not the BBC site rumour transfer deadline page. The amount of crap that has been posted on there today is amazing. Please, lets not get our hopes up based on that.
Anagram of Carlo Nash - NO CASH LAR
I will never forgive BK if he drives Moyes away. That is the single most important signing he has to make in my eyes!
Fuck this I’m off!!!!
R.I.P. my beloved Everton.
R.I.P. my beloved Everton.
The Berb and Robinho will not go Man City... what the Arabs may not realise is that if you’re not in the CL no CL player is going to go to your club...
Mark, i’m doing exactly the same as you, flicking between Sky and BBC and just about any other site with rapidly diminishing hope.
Fuck me even Hull have signed another bloody player, that’s 11 since they came up!!!
If we make no major signing tonight BK needs to come out and tell us all why and where all the money has gone!!
Fuck me even Hull have signed another bloody player, that’s 11 since they came up!!!
If we make no major signing tonight BK needs to come out and tell us all why and where all the money has gone!!
Message removed; get a fucking grip, lad!
I'm sure he played last night and got booked, they played KSV Roulers and drew 1-1
Ben Polak, I'm confident that there is no such match tonight.
If anything Liege played last night, it was Sporting playing tonight.
On their official website their next match is on the 5th!
If anything Liege played last night, it was Sporting playing tonight.
On their official website their next match is on the 5th!
To have the official site put up BREAKING NEWS for the signing of Nash, while playing a video of the great Alan Ball talking about how much Everton meant to him is the biggest disgrace I have seen yet. I am so sorry for all the legends who did this club so proud.
Brett, I think the web guy at Goodison is reading this...breaking news has disappeared about Carlo...last time that happened it was removing the Saha breaking news to replace with Narlo Cash breaking news ...if the OS goes down now....I’m gonna be excited...
Mike Grundy - Nice one
The OS actually uses the word ?snap up? to describe the coup of signing of Carlo Nash.
You think they would have the fucking decency to not announce it at all and then just name him on the bench for Stoke City...
The OS actually uses the word ?snap up? to describe the coup of signing of Carlo Nash.
You think they would have the fucking decency to not announce it at all and then just name him on the bench for Stoke City...
Why not give our Chairman a great welcome as he attends(?) the EGM. Knowing him, he will appear via some video link from his bunker below Drury Lane. Make his every home game uncomfortable if not scary!
Does this mean we should still have hope about another signing in the next hour or so?
Dave, Santosh. Even though we don’t have our signing. We still have hope! Though that really isn’t going to last much longer is it? To the bitter end.
OS is need down saying its undergoing routine maintenance!
"Well, there you go. Our latest signings last club, was a non-league pub side."
Actually, they were his first club, not his last one. And I saw someone mention Zico- we aren’t signing him from Bamber Bridge are we? http://nifootball.blogspot.com/2008/07/ryan-zico-black.html
Actually, they were his first club, not his last one. And I saw someone mention Zico- we aren’t signing him from Bamber Bridge are we? http://nifootball.blogspot.com/2008/07/ryan-zico-black.html
What a time to do routine maintenance!!
1 hour before the transfer window closes, arguably the time when the site will recieve its most hits!!
baffles me
1 hour before the transfer window closes, arguably the time when the site will recieve its most hits!!
baffles me
http://www.kenwright.com/default.asp?contentID=579
"He is chairman and major shareholder of Everton Football Club (and an even bigger fan)."
The last bit has made me a bit ill!
"He is chairman and major shareholder of Everton Football Club (and an even bigger fan)."
The last bit has made me a bit ill!
Arshavin, Moyes and Kenwright are all meeting.
I will be honest it is from a friend of a friend but the latter is very trustworthy source. Guess time will tell......
I will be honest it is from a friend of a friend but the latter is very trustworthy source. Guess time will tell......
I think that fan in this case is the adults way of calling him an even bigger "fanny"
May be of interest?
Bill Kenwright Limited,
BKL House,
1 Venice Walk,
London,
W2 1RR,
United Kingdom
Phone +44 20 7446 6200
info@Kenwright.com
Bill Kenwright Limited,
BKL House,
1 Venice Walk,
London,
W2 1RR,
United Kingdom
Phone +44 20 7446 6200
info@Kenwright.com
Just been on the os and it's working ? let's just keep hoping.
You are having us on,arent you Alan?
This will be my last ever post on the site. as a lifelong blue ive now decided to follow my local team swindon town - who incidentally have two keepers better than carlo fucking bag of shite nash!! stfc recentley spent 50k on a player....uhhhmm i reckon thats 50k more than us this summer unless wigan have dicked us and nash has cost more thann a tenner!!! (which he is not worth) our club is in deep shit thanks kenwright you absolute twat!!!!
I?m so mad and pissed off with the mis mangement of our club... who?s going to be playing the Carsley role and in centre midfield for the next 60 games? Neville? a defender? It really is a joke he left 3 months ago.
West End producer Bill Kenwright the worst payer in the business, says union president
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2003570/West-End-producer-Bill-Kenwright-the-worst-payer-in-the-business,-says-union-president.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2003570/West-End-producer-Bill-Kenwright-the-worst-payer-in-the-business,-says-union-president.html
LINK PLEASE!!!
Now that looks like light at the end of the tunnel!
Please don’t me f!ckin around
Please don’t me f!ckin around
Well is everyone getting themselves ready for the fucking lame excuses that were going to be fed for the rest of the week stating that they tried there bollocks off to sign quality players before the deadline?!! i dont usually slag Kenwright off but he’s let Moyesy and us Evertonians down big time this summer with his bullshit and he should sling his fucking hook and do one as soon as tomorrow morning!!! KENWRIGHT OUT, KENWRIGHT OUT!!!!!!!!
I hope you are right Gordon. By god, I hope you are right.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, quoi?
Non, c’est impossible! C’est formidable.
C’est vrai ou faux?
Non, c’est impossible! C’est formidable.
C’est vrai ou faux?
I was bemoaning the state of the club to my mate this morning and jokingly said we’d sign another keeper and a 35 year old journeyman.
How nice, therefore, to find this year we’ve combined that into one signing. No messing around. Chuck in a striker on crutches and they key thing to remember is we’ve spent no money.
Frankly if Davey resigns tomorrow i wouldn’t blame him in the slightest.
How nice, therefore, to find this year we’ve combined that into one signing. No messing around. Chuck in a striker on crutches and they key thing to remember is we’ve spent no money.
Frankly if Davey resigns tomorrow i wouldn’t blame him in the slightest.
If this is true I was doing the BBC rumour transfer window webpae a big disservice!
Please be true!
Please be true!
Got to be up at 5am but gonna stay till the bitter end.
Indecent Proposal just about to start on Channel 4. Whats the chances that Kenwright will appear half way in and try and Gazump Robert Radford by offering Woody Haroldsen $50,000 and a used pair of Carlo Nash’s gloves to knob Demi Moore?
Indecent Proposal just about to start on Channel 4. Whats the chances that Kenwright will appear half way in and try and Gazump Robert Radford by offering Woody Haroldsen $50,000 and a used pair of Carlo Nash’s gloves to knob Demi Moore?
http://www.lesoir.be/sports/football/marouane-fellaini-pour-5-ans-2008-09-01-634015.shtml
Santosh,
Not having you on but certainly can not say it is defo. It is the most supported and founded ’rumour’ which i have had today. Apparently they stayed down there following todays hearing.
Not having you on but certainly can not say it is defo. It is the most supported and founded ’rumour’ which i have had today. Apparently they stayed down there following todays hearing.
Zut alors - c’est une signing magnifique!!!
Unless something momentous occurs in the next hour, it appears that plan B will be in full motion - signing mediocre players to consolidate our position in the championship next season! Great leadership BK, your inability to capitalize on our obvious flirtation with champions league qualification underlines your inspirational vision for EFC! Let’s hope DM continues to show resolution and overcome your theatricals - WATCH THIS SPACE!
I wish fallaini all the best in the blue shirt. But i hope to god this one signing does not get kenwright off the hook. one decent signing is just not good enough.
Fellaini signs for 5 years at Everton
According to a french website.
90000 euros a week.
Watch this space.............................
According to a french website.
90000 euros a week.
Watch this space.............................
Hope it’s true but 90,000 euros a month shatters any wage structure we have in place surely?
What is Lesoir.Be, anyone know how reliable? why the hell is the official site undergoing maintenance aaaarrrrrghhhh. Will somebody please save me from this nightmare!
90,000 euros? We wont pay that in wages. In fact we wont pay that for transfer fees!!!!!!!!! Rubbish = althoI hope and pray its right. Somebody please wake me up. This must be a bad dream
Stop Kiddin yourself lads...we havnt a pot to piss in, nevermind 16 million euroooooooos!!!
Lee I agree. A solid signing but this does not live up to expectations. It would have been so different if he didn’t fuckin lie about it. In actual fact we could have been very happy with this but he has brought it on himself.
I am losing patience with the man.
I am losing patience with the man.
Ray, it says 90k a month - about £75k. Ie. c £20k a week
Dont know which is more scary? The fact that this is not a true story...or that we have to pay him 90,000 Euros a week....no BBC/Setanta news about it yet
I notice the picture of Nash on the OS shows him holding an outfield shirt not a ’keepers shirt...................does this mean he’s the creative midfielder that we’ve been striving to sign in this window????!!
Its 90000 euros a month...not week!! according to the translated piece
Thanks,Dan..really hope this is true...not to save BK...but the club this season....dont mind if its 16 million Euros....20K a week is amazing...
Attendances will drop, the better players will move on and the club will be back to mid table mediocrity or maybe the odd exciting relegation dogfight. Everton fc the future.
According to wiki weve signed him for £12.9m on a five year deal but how many times has wiki been fucked with and it all ended up being pure bullshit?!! even if true Kenwright should still fuck off, we all wanted Moutinho, thats the one we wanted to try and take Everton to the next level and he could’nt push the boat out and get Moysey his main target, what a shithead!!!!!!
Alan Irvine just signed someone. Maybe we should call him for some advice quick!
The problem is though Lee, that this 1 signing, in the minds of the usual suspects, would be enough for them to continue their arse licking of BK.
You are spot on though, one decent signing, should not be enough to get the bullshitter off the hook. For me, how we are run,we would still be a joke.Also, if this lad was a serious target, why wasn’t he signed days ago?
You are spot on though, one decent signing, should not be enough to get the bullshitter off the hook. For me, how we are run,we would still be a joke.Also, if this lad was a serious target, why wasn’t he signed days ago?
Ray Robinson. 90,000 euros a month is actually about £73,000 a MONTH. That’s about £16k a week.
Say’s it’s net, so maybe after tax, but that’s still ’only’ £25k a week gross.
God only knows if he’s actually any good! It’s probably like SWP, just a misguided website.
The worst transfer window we could ever have had in our worst nightmares. Carlo Nash....... I really cannot believe it!!!!!!
Say’s it’s net, so maybe after tax, but that’s still ’only’ £25k a week gross.
God only knows if he’s actually any good! It’s probably like SWP, just a misguided website.
The worst transfer window we could ever have had in our worst nightmares. Carlo Nash....... I really cannot believe it!!!!!!
as dan says - 90 000 per month so 22.500 per week, which is roughly 18-20 000 sterling per week, not much, but then hes prob on less than half that in the belgium league. lets hope this is true. he looked good against the rs. but as someone said, even if he doea sign, we are just as desparate for a reative midfilder to take pressure of arteta, so kenwright is not going to get away with this either way.
I might be in the minority here, and usually am, but does anyone else hardly know anything about this guy?
Totally off my radar and it’s not exactly exciting me! Can someone give me the stats to calm my fears?
Totally off my radar and it’s not exactly exciting me! Can someone give me the stats to calm my fears?
I stand corrected. Guess it’s a sort of Freudian slip - I’m obviously looking subconciously for a reason for yet another deal to flop!
He is an absolute brute at 6’4" which makes a nice change for our midfield and he had a couple of decent games against the shite in the Champions League. Other than that, not a lot
Nice one Hardy.
Are you married to a fairly hefty lady called Massive?
Are you married to a fairly hefty lady called Massive?
The OS is down perhaps being filled with news of fuck all, but I live in hope.
Keep clicking refresh 25 mins to go....
Keep clicking refresh 25 mins to go....
OS just gone down again....
More frequent than Hardy’s misses tonight!
More frequent than Hardy’s misses tonight!
In the absence of any transfer monies spent - I now expect Kenwright to confirm we have bought over the red shites site in Stanley Park and work will begin immediately
Going to bed with Carlo Nash our only signing tonight!!
Help!
Going to bed with Carlo Nash our only signing tonight!!
Help!
What’s the crack with all these ’undisclosed’ transfer fees?
Is it for the benefit of the selling club who are letting their player go too cheap or the buying club who are paying over the odds (eg a French crock)?
Is it for the benefit of the selling club who are letting their player go too cheap or the buying club who are paying over the odds (eg a French crock)?
We bid £12m for Albert Riera.... and its been clear for days he was going to the shite. So why have those funds not gone towards another target??!!!!
What IS it with us and keepers? Is there some by law that says we are required to sign at least one keeper every 6 months?!
A Delta for Kenwright please
Off the liege website
LINK
http://www.standard.be/fr/n_nouvelle.php?id=10673
arouane Fellaini was transferred to Everton FC. He signed a contract for 5 years. The contacts were underway for over a week and they realized this September 1st to the extreme limit of this day of transfers.
Marouane Fellaini not play the 1st round of the UEFA Cup in accordance with the settlement thereof.
Marouane Fellaini wished to thank the Standard Liege for the training he received at the club and respect that the club has always shown. It will keep the club still in his heart and particularly thank these fans.
His only regret at this step: not having been able to obtain the qualification of Standard’s Champion League.
LINK
http://www.standard.be/fr/n_nouvelle.php?id=10673
arouane Fellaini was transferred to Everton FC. He signed a contract for 5 years. The contacts were underway for over a week and they realized this September 1st to the extreme limit of this day of transfers.
Marouane Fellaini not play the 1st round of the UEFA Cup in accordance with the settlement thereof.
Marouane Fellaini wished to thank the Standard Liege for the training he received at the club and respect that the club has always shown. It will keep the club still in his heart and particularly thank these fans.
His only regret at this step: not having been able to obtain the qualification of Standard’s Champion League.
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