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Possible Takeover?
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Yes I know I will get slated and people will say, oh no here we go again, but this seems to have a lot more authenticity...
http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090723/SPORT/707229922/1004
Heres hoping... although I'm sure Everton will find someway to mess this up...
Ashley Wukelic, Posted 22/07/2009 at 18:41:08
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If, as Terry Beeken states, that they are interested in the Shite too it seems to be falling in their lap as haven’t the LCC given them planning permission to build on Stanley Park? And they could always knock down Anfield and create space for some of this football village there. This stadium debacle may yet scupper our future for any tidy investors.
Name me one football stadium with a football village next to it? Hotel and leisure maybe but some bleeding village? “The interesting proposition for the group is Everton’s new stadium plans. Nathaniel’s client’s vision — for whichever club he ultimately owns — is to build a football village alongside the ground."
No doubt some of the apologists will be yet again lured in like sheep to Kirkby being the utopia to save us with a fairy tale "football village" next to it.
Far too many people can’t remember football before Sky. Back in the 60s, Everton were the equivalent of your Chelski and Man Shitty, we simply outbid other teams and took our pick. It’s the same but just on far more eye watering levels. The "money can’t buy you everything lines" wears thin very quickly as more and more teams start to do so.
Does it come complete with village idiots, trusty yeomen, horny handed sons of the soil and a village bike who lives in the council houses?
Or is it a place that sells overpriced nylon crap and pencil sharpeners with a bit of latin on them?
Just wondering.
If they have the money, if the clubs have the will and if the fans could live with it..
Don;t you love what ifs?
Kenwright will then have to come out and give some reasons as to why he’s turned investment away especially after all his "24/7" bullshit.
Ah well, back to hoping for the best, fingers crossed, lucky heather and all that.
When the Arabs took over at Man City, it was in the news one day and a few days later it was job done. If there was interest in Everton from foriegn investors and Kenwright knocked it back, why should they go public? They simply move on to the next club and say, "It's your loss, Buddy!"
I mean let’s think about this.
Some feller called Chris Nathaniel (so not just ’some feller’) says..
"I can confirm I am acting on behalf of a UAE-based business consortium, who are chaired by a prominent Dubai businessman, and that I am currently in discussions with a number of Premier League clubs, one of which is Everton Football Club"
Fairly specific.
However, Ian Ross Everton’s ’head of communications’ (takes 15 minute laughter break), says "the rumours are baseless".
So there you have it - Ross is telling us that some feller, COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE, for NO reason whatsoever, decides to completely invent a rumour.
A BASELESS rumour!
Nathaniel could have said "Ronnie Corbett’s nobbing Jordan!".
He could have said "I’m representing a group of millionaires who are hoping to buy an Egyptian Pyramid and have it shipped brick-by-brick to Leeds".
He could have said "I saw Lord Lucan riding Shergar...bollocko!" (Lord Lucan..obviously).
Instead he says he’s representing people possibly intereseted in buying Everton.
Incredible really, when you think of aaaaaaaall the baseless rumours one could invent, he invented THAT one.
My guess is Everton will sue Nathaniel (under sub-section 5 of the pants on fire act)
Don’t get me wrong, I hope these people have fuuck all to do with us.
After all, Nathaniel also stated...
"The interesting proposition for the group is Everton’s new stadium plans" and his client’s vision for whichever club he ultimately owns "is to build a football village alongside the ground. It’s about purchasing a club as a viable business proposition. It’s not about owning a trophy, it’s a sound business venture".
(still...all very specific for a baseless rumour..or maybe he’s just good with the oul’ verisimilitude?)
My point is why do Everton have to act like big soft kids with a secret and worse, treat US like big soft kids?
Why can’t Ross simply say "there has been some very informal exploratory discussion, nothing of any real substance"? etc
Personally I hope Nathaniel gets caught in The UAE having an adulterous affair with the Sheikh’s missus (during a week when there’s a two-for-every-one offer on floggings).
And Ross is caught in bed with them....bladdered!
In these debates we have a majority in favour of staying at Goodison and a majority in favour of investment. It just doesn’t make sense — make you minds up.
There’s clearly credible interest... but whether it’s sane or not is another question.

Perhaps one day Bill will stop singing about wishing to sell and actually do it.
The person in question is QUOTED, as saying that the consotrium in question is in "negotiation with several clubs, including Everton."
Newspapers make up a lot of stuff, but you can’t really manufacture a direct quote
from someone. It would usually be "sources acting on behalf of UAE consortium (unnamed) say, etc.."
So assuming this person indeed said this, what exactly is "baseless". Does this named person have fuck all better with his time than to make up a perfectly pontless rumour involving Everton, or is it the club’s cunning manner of dealing publicly with such dealings.
What is going on?
And Tony Marsh, you are right about the amount of information these people release but they can't just keep fobbing us off — we want answers.
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/39013/club-statement.html
It’s either total crap or it’s using Everton FC to divert ettention from somewhere else.
If the later is true forget about who it involves, BK & Elstone should jump on the next flight and tell Mr Nathaniel why it should be us they invest in!
Mr Nathaniel: "Ok, everything sounds great, so let's talk numbers, how much do you want for EFC?"
BK: “Here we go… oh please… come on!”
Mr Nathaniel : "You’re not answering the question…”
BK: "I’m not answering your question… I’m bored with your question… you’re not getting an answer to the question.”
To all those who say anybody approaching EFC with an interest to buy would be all over the media please note.
It also took 5 years for the media to catch that Lerner was interested in EFC before he took over Villa.
The misquote was Mr Nathaniel was actually interested in investing in Everton Blender, the famous ragae artist. Apparently his estate has space for a lego "football village".
There, it’s all been a big misunderstanding. The press don’t half write some shite.
http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090724/SPORT/%20707239868/1043
And the "close source" trick is the oldest hack tricks out there.
How exactly have Nathaniel’s claims been exposed as phoney?
The fact is that there is claim and counterclaim, both contradicting each other - the only thing we can say with certainty is that someone is lying. I know who my money would be on.
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