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The Beach Ball
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After two horrible league performances that raise a lot of questions regarding our manager, I thought it best to have a laugh at the expense of another team. We all know you can't lose more than a few league games and still be considered contenders, so it is with great joy that I watched a perfectly positioned beach ball give the reds another loss. The timing was exceptional, the victims so perfect. It really couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch.
Jerome Esterhazy, Posted 18/10/2009 at 03:50:21
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Gerry Marsden, Cilla , Stan Boarthem, Jimmy Tarbuck, Pinnocio Thompson, Clattenberg, Fat Waiter... Your Boys Took One HELL Of A Beating... BY a Fuckin Beach Ball.
Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Thought Sammy Lee didn't play for them anymore.
Besides, it seems that RS marketing has done very well out of this. My informant tells me that the offending (is that the right word?) beachball comes from a "Dream Holiday At Formby With Stevie G and Mark Clattenberg" set that they sell over there. They have sold out in a day. Obviously a collectors’ items.
SAMMY: "Boss, I'm here!"
RAFA: "Stupid boy, get out of the penalty box."
SAMMY: "Boss, I'm standing next to you."
RAFA: "That's not you? Who is it then?"
SAMMY: "It's a fuckin' beachball, yer stupid twat!"
RAFA: "You have twin, yes?"
SAMMY: "No, what ya mean, fuckin' twin? It's a ball — a fuckin' beachball, for fucks sake!"
RAFA: "Good goal, get Hicks on the phone — tell him we've found another striker!"
SAMMY: "It's just a ball, you thick Spanish cunt — a fuckin' ball."
RAFA: "Don't call me thick, you shortyarse — I told you, I've been on diet."
SAMMY: "I didn't mean that... oh for fuck's sake!"
RAFA: "I told you after you're eatin' all the pies — no more! John Barnes has been on the phone, and he's not thick — just big bones."
SAMMY: "It doesn't mean that, it means you're a crackpot."
RAFA: "Wat is crackpot? Is it scouse for 'crack coach' — as in 'the best'?"
SAMMY: "Oh god, wonder what Big Sam's doin'..."
RAFA: "Wat?!?"
SAMMY: "Just phonin' Hicks, boss, just phonin' Hicks..."
RAFA: "Yes, phone Hicks, you sure you no twin?"
sample... "He immediately promised to rid Anfield of the vampire, cat-faced cockroaches that were infesting the changing rooms and after unveiling Fernando Torres in 2007, he went on to introduce Sammy Davis Jr and Secret Squirrel, whom he also believed he had signed."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHZ_l89TvDI&feature=related
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1 Posted 18/10/2009 at 07:17:46
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But on our way home my lad lost his ball, its red and has a bit of shite on it but its got sentimental memories. If anyone finds it, could you please return it to me, Anyway have to go now, Fivebellies needs a drink cheers. Gazza.