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I’ve just seen our starting line up, no Baines! Is he injured, not on bench...
* 24 Howard
* 02 Hibbert
* 15 Distin
* 31 Coleman
* 07 Bilyaletdinov
* 17 Cahill
* 19 Gosling
* 25 Fellaini
* 26 Rodwell
* 11 Jo
* 22 Yakubu
Substitutes
* 01 Nash,
* 34 Shane Duffy,
* 38 Wallace,
* 39 Akpan,
* 08 Saha,
* 35 Agard,
* 37 Baxter
Am I right in thinking, if you take out Saha, the rest of the bench has 4 appearences for Everton between them, all sub appearances, and 3 of them are for Baxter!!!
Lee Smith, Posted 22/10/2009 at 14:57:06
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A massive ask for Gosling, Hibbo and Coleman today against the slick South American flair inspired Benfica tonight....COYB!!!
http://www.veetle.com/viewChannel.php?cid=4ab086963f27c
Jo needs to practice his crossing.....woeful.
I’d have sent Gosling off for that tackle.
Real learning experience for the lads tonight
and Gosling needs to learn how to tackle
Here’s hoping....
Considering our makeshift defence I reckon we’re doing alright. We will score at some point. COYB
clear as a whistle
What are these guys on !
Distin and Hibbo looking fairly solid.
A goal would be great, just to see how Benfica respond.
Keep it up lads, COYB!
Reckon this could be another BATE!! Staying positive-for now!!lol
This is a great link lads, commentators a bonus!!
http://www.tvgente.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156&Itemid=151&lang=en
Unfortunately, young Mr. Coleman is also totally in over his head today... hope this doesn’t damage his confidence, since it’s certainly no shame to be beaten by Saviola.
Here’s to Bily, Distin and the Big Fella for showing their class and keeping us in it today.
And on behalf of the USA, my apologies to the UK viewers for the commentary. If you think these guys are bad, you should hear what we have to endure on the MLS games, not to mention Fox Soccer Channel. I just usually mute the sound and watch it in blissful pantomime.
PEE KAYYYYYYY
This will end up about 7 or 8 now
Think i might go to bed
Well now we have our answer.
NO HE’S MOST CERTAINLY NOT.
Coleman (and Gosling) is completely out of his depth. Just hope this doesn’t damage his development too much.
Still can’t blame him too much. Its the senior players like Cahill who are letting us down.
Cahill one of the top players in Europe? Don’t make me laugh.
Both Gosling and Coleman deserve more support and cover
Felli should be stamping his authority in games like this.
How anyone would spend 15m on him or 18m on Jo is incredible
benfica have been too good, much too good
What a disaster. I pity the poor souls who’ve gone all the way to Lisbon.
Poor defending for all four goals but not helping ourselves all round by constantly giving the ball away. Where’s the fight?
Coleman way out his depth, midfield anonymous - I’m not anti-Felli but he and Cahill have produced sod all all night - and what exactly does Jo offer?
And that ESPN bloke talking about turnovers is not helping.
Looking on the (relative) bright side, we should still make it through the group and here’s hoping we can make it to full time without any more punishment in either goals or injuries.
Saha came on because Moyes didn’t want to throw a youngster into this humiliation.
Here comes pot-head Baxter though. A player who knows all about being humiliated.
They got their tactics right but we’d batter them with our first team. They are nothing special.
Screw it, I’m going to bed too. And it’s only 11:30 in the morning here, and I’m at work. So that’ll tell you how I’m feeling.
Poor choice of starting personnel from Moyes..he’d rather play his established players than the right players...I mean Cahill on the right wing? and Jo starting?
Give me a break.
The entire midfield has been poor...misplacing passes an failing to close down or find space..let alon giving the ball away on the edge of our own box (well done Fellaini)...Billy was the only one showing a bit of worth....
and the full backs have been atrocious...Coleman was marking empty space for the first 3 goals...allowing the scorers to drift past him on either side...he looks good offensively but defensively he’s clueless..and isn’t he a right back anyway...whats the hells he doing on the left.. Gosling has been shown to be paceless and positionally poor..
Poor, poor ...poor, poor..
Ps I’m smashing the beers here..lol
Thanks for putting a smile back on my face Mike !
John, I’m not blaming Coleman. He was dealt an impossible hand in a tough situation.
the needed to put in real shifts and its gone totally tits up
utter shite
Hibbo, you tool!!!!!!
5-0!!!!
I’d put Coleman, Baxter and Gosling in the reserves and not bother them for a year.
In fairness to Fellaini he’s only 22. Still a youngster himself really.
Its the senior players, Cahill, Distin, Yakubu and Jo who want the critism for this embarassment.
Nick just put a smile on mine with his snatch-a-point comment.
Be it transfer cock ups, humbling defeats or takeover talks, when we screw up we don’t do it in half measures.
Please explain
’Loius Saha with the bicycle kick-the chains broken’ Pure quality!!
Leon Osman must be worth £40M.
Easy.
Fellaini is a permanent Everton player and I’ll cut him some slack.
Jo is a loan player who we will hopefully send packing soon. So he gets no slack.
And steve pugh.... who i would’ve started with is irrelevant - the fact us that despite our injuries Moyes had options to play players in their proper positions...
As for Jo...I wouldn’t have him in my pub team...
I note Steve Gibson @ Middlesbrough showed he had ball ;)
I tell you wha I wouldnt have done if Id have been forced to play coleman in left back. and Gosling on the right..played a four man midfield...
Although I have to admit to being wrong about Gosling in right back after the AEK game...I thought he did well in that game..obviously a one off..
so for me, it would ave been a five man midfield with saha up front...and baxter on the right, and Cahill playing the only role he can behind Saha.
1. OK it was a weak side but apart from Coleman they were all familiar faces.
2. Lets wait a year before we question if Seasmus Coleman should be in the first team again.
3. The Invisible Man really lived up to his name. Cahill was abysmal.
4. Jo is pants. Send him packing.
5. Yakubu looks unfit even for a guy with his injury. Seriously he doesn’t look like he’s improved at all since he returned months ago.
6. Hibbert at Centre Back, useless Coleman and Gosling on the flanks. Poor old Distin had a tough night.
7. This was humiliation. Just like the Arsenal game.
8. We have to play them again in a fortnight. Tough games to come, Bolton (a) and Spurs (a), and then face Benfica again in two weeks. Scary.
I’ve spent the whole season waiting for Mikey to come back but at this rate he’ll have no-one to play with.
If only we’d kept hold of Lescott, eh?
Ridiculous and idiotic statement, the options were:
• 01 Nash,
* 34 Shane Duffy,
* 38 Wallace,
* 39 Akpan,
* 08 Saha,
* 35 Agard,
* 37 Baxter
No left back here and Coleman plays left as well as right back, so he was the only option as a left back, there is no right midfielder as well, Wallace is central, Baxter is attacking midfielder/striker, Agard and Akpans are strikers too.
Something more, today’s game showed that the reason why Hibbert is in front of the pecking order at right back is because at this stage he is much, much, much better option than Coleman and Gosling. And while Cahill was awful today no amount of all the smart arses here will convince me that had we played Baxter on the right instead of Cahill we would have won.
Only kiddin - before you all go after me
You are NOT disinterested, you might be uninterested. We expect better from you!
btw, I think your team would have held up the defence far better than the team fielded. Cahill didn’t know what to do, in fact he looked like a spare prick in a brothel. Tim Howard would’ve done better than him in midfield! Perhaps we just don’t know how to play 4 men in the middle.
btw^2 Where is the logic: 4-5-1 against Wolves, a team just promoted from the Championship, and who will likely be fighting to stay in the EPL; 4-4-2 against a team like Benfica? Can some expert in tactics explain that idea to me?
If your not convinced that Baxter would have been an improvement on Cahill on the right - then I would suggest you didn’t watch the game..
A cardboard cut out would have been an improvement - at least it wouldnt have given away needless possession and fouls..How’s that for smart arse?
That back line meant 3 players were out of position. Two of them were youngsters out of position and one of them was making a debut out of position.
In hindsight it would have made more sense to play a backline of:-
Bidwell - Distin - Duffy - Hibbert
At least that way you would have had Hibbert and Distin in their normal positions.
Ok you would still have two untested youngsters in the side but at least Bidwell and Duffy would be making debuts in their proper positions.
And lets face it Bidwell and Duffy couldn’t have been any worse then Coleman and Gosling were tonight.
Still that hindsight and I can understand why Moyes went with the back line he did.
As for your response to my original question, what you were saying is that you couldn’t do any better but you’re going to slag the man of anyway.
When pushed you actually came up with a good point, you are obviously clued up on a lot of stuff but it appears as though you would rather start arguments than have discussions.
Personally, I would have preferred to see Duffy start and at least have Hibbo at RB, Gos could then have played RM with Timmy in the middle and Rodders playing that deep holding role and just the Yak up front. Which as far as I am aware, is the way DM normally plays.
Cahill has completely and utterly vanished..
I certainly was disinterested...I simply didn’t care anymore...indifferent i think is the appropriate synonym
haha...If it hadn’t been dark Id have went fishing..Maybe question time tonight will cheer me up.
for a man with your football knowledge, someone would think that you know that Neil is ineligible and though unable to be played in EL.
Moreover about the 3-5-2 formation – to my knowledge Hibbert is right back and he would have been played out of position, as well as Coleman, the only other recognised CD on the bench was Duffy, should we assume then that had Moyes played the formation 3-5-2 Hibbert would have been played out of position again and what would have been the reaction on these pages!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I expect there would have been a 4-5-1 formation had either Osman, Pienaar, Arteta, Neville or Hietinga been fit.
I cannot believe I written that :)
i was actually looking forward to it more than watching everton. how depressing is that!
The Buck stops with Moyes for me. Potential different starting 11’s are totally futile.
You have to be able to make a basic pass to a team mate etc etc The BASICS for gods sake. Do we ever train? beginning to wonder...
Here’s a question.
Given that it was our worst ever European defeat, can anyone name a worst debut?
Surely Coleman’s debut has to be the worst in Everton’s history?
I didn’t feel it necessary or incined to go into fantasy alternatives...
The fact was that there were much better options..
anyway..not gonna get too upset as I see this competition as a week night distraction...especially at this stage and with the acknowledged constraints..I simply think those players can play better andthat Moyes could be more astute..
I remember Iain Turner got stuffed 4-1 against Chelsea on his debut.
And he then got sent off in the very next game against Blackburn.
Turner’s bad debut may rival Coleman’s.
Ok quite a few of us may have expected to lose but 5-0? Our biggest ever defeat in Europe.
That was predictable.
Who do you think is more emabarrased today...the Everton fans or the father of that girl in The Sun with her knickers round her ankles?
The game showed that when you have 10 players missing, Fellaini half fit, Rodwell jaded, Yakubu not match fit, the tactic doesn’t matter. Ok we played 4-4-2 without I repeat without single defensive minded midfielder bar Rodwell and two attacking fullbacks, all posters were screaming about it, what happened, why that happened?!?!? Is anyone posing this question to himself? Does anyone believe that playing 4-5-1,3-5-2 or 4-4-2 would have led to different result given all the injuries we had and the problems those who were on the field had?
IMO opinion no, what this game showed is that we are really, really down to bare bones, death man walking if you want and the bad thing is that we don’t have the bodies for the upcoming games with Bolton and Spurs and we will be struggling again. BTW don’t expect 4-4-2 again anytime soon……….
Yes, he could try getting players to try keeping hold of the ball rather than rely on his favoured hoofball tactics that constantly give the ball back to the opposition.
Yes..he could try keeping at least one player up when defending corners so that one or two defenders are not then free to go forward.
Yes... he could realise that even with limited resources you try to select players in their best positions.
Yes... he could (and I’m not taliking about tonight now) realise that Osman and Hibbert as a right sided pairing are a glaring weakness that every fan and opposition manager has spotted.
Yes... he could realise that by picking Neville as captain means that he is forced to pick a limited player who is probably the worst exponent of giving the ball away and ’hoofball’.
Yes... he could realise that constantly setting his teams up for a negative/safety first approach even against teams like Stoke and Wolves will wear away at the confidence of players who don’t feel that their manager has any faith in them.
Yes...he could be more astute...but don’t hold your breath.
Jesus wept
Please educate us and name them
Howard - USA international goalkeeper
Gosling - Never been convinced.
Hibbo - Experienced English Premier League player.
Distin - Not sure if he played for France, but extremely experienced.
Coleman - Debutant.
Fellaini - Current Belgian international
Cahill - 4 million caps for Oz
Bily - Current Russian international
Rodders - England Under 21 and the great hope.
Yak - Current Nigerian international
Jo - Has caps for Brazil..... No, really! Stop that sniggering.
So we have a load of internationals in that side..... OK we have almost a full team out injured, but does that excuse the lack of basic ball skills? Or the rank inability to pass the ball to a man with the same colour shirt on?
No it fucking doesn’t!!!!
And as for Jo? Well I used to think that pound for pound, James Beattie was the most useless waster I’ve ever seen farting about up front for the Blues, but Jo...... words fail me. How anyone managed to flog him for 18 or 19 million is beyond me. Hopeless.
Thank fuck Ossie wasn’t playing tonight!
This guy Fellaini is just baggage, he was shit the day he joined the club and is still shit. Total waste of space. This chump doesn’t tackle or head - garbage total garbage! and for €15M its another masterstroke from Moyes. What an astute buy, sir.
For all the good Moyes has done, how many more batterings are we gonna take whilst he’s in charge?
He sure loves breaking records at Everton for all the wrong reason!!!!
Two batterings so far this season... and counting.
Bil was taken off because of a injury you idiots!
Who will post first about DM’s negative lineup?
Did he finish last season as our leading goalscorer? Can’t remember.
I do remember he won young player of the year at Everton.
Little harsh to say he’s been shit since he joined.
Ok he’s not proven to be anywhere near the money we paid but he’s looked good at times.
Could develop into a decent player.
I agree, Fellaini needs better players around him..
I tell you wha I wouldnt have done if Id have been forced to play coleman in left back. and Gosling on the right..played a four man midfield...
Although I have to admit to being wrong about Gosling in right back after the AEK game...I thought he did well in that game..obviously a one off..
so for me, it would ave been a five man midfield with saha up front...and baxter on the right, and Cahill playing the only role he can behind Saha."
If you mean this yes I saw hence the agreement about the 5 man midfield, but you only came out with that when pushed.
But apparently Stefan didn’t. and the only player you moved into his proper position was Cahill. That isn’t players plural that is player singular. You are mouthing off, being very indignant but not saying very much at all.
You ask where Neill was, not knowing he’s ineligible.
You crack wise about Coleman’s career-threatening blister, apparently not knowing he nearly lost part of his foot earlier this year to a staph infection that began with a blister.
You crack wise about Fellaini, apparently not knowing that Moyes said he’d been struggling for months with a major infection.
And your "alternative" back line consisted of one comment: "I’ve no idea what id have done about the back line."
You’ve no idea about just about anything, do you?
you are missing the point buddy, in the first half we were decent, we had half chances and got undone by mistake from the inexperienced Coleman, then just after the break blitzkrieg helped by 2 more errors and it game set and match, no amount of international will help you if you leaks soft goals - simple
and Ciaran, Fellaini is not half fit because he had operation last week but because the guy is on antibiotics for 3 months and the operation is just the cherry of course here on Toffeweb all the players should be robots and perform week in week out but this isn’t FM unfortunately. I will challenge anybody here just take antibiotics for 3 months and go to his day to day job let alone playing in EPL
It grieves me to say so, but we are not going to win this or any other competition this season. Before anyone jumps on me remember that Moyes himself has said that our form won’t improve for some time, which will get into the head of the players and fuck them up (worra man manager, our Davey!).
btw, Ciarán, ’disinterest’ is not about not giving a fuck - if the boys in blue had rallied you would have favoured them. (purely theoretical notion that, rallied.)
Howard
Hibbert - Jagielka - Distin - Baines
Neville
Pienaar - Fellaini - Arteta - Billy
Saha
What would the score have been with that starting 11.
Yes, I forgot Neill was not registered in time....I laughed at dick’s phrasing about Colemans infection....and Mioyes made that comment about Fellaini about 2 months ago..He didn’t have ebola he had the flu..How long will this excuse last for him not being able to do the simple stuff..christmas?Next season?
Steve Pugh,
That’s three different personnel and a different formation.
Yeah, I’m simple. shoot me. Nice to see you consider contrary opinions and criticism as ’mouthing off’
DO me a favour.
What kind oif viral infection requires antibiotics for 3 months - while be fit enough to play pro football?
Stop talking bollocks.
Unless your his doctor, youre making shit up..
Fellaini was shit, dear posters because once Billy went off he was playing and covering every midfield position himself.
Billy/Distin/Howard. Sorry you’ve ended up with this shower tonight.
Cahill... Just pretend we’re the OZ team and step up to the bloody plate, honestly, we slate Pip, but what a captains performance that was Tim.
Jo.... well, at least we haven’t bought him. We haven’t have we Hughes?
Blame goes to the staff tonight though, what happened to the great youth set up we have at state of the art "finch farm" that we have zero confidence in the youngsters? Why can’t highly paid pro’s pass the ball to each other. Why do we have no tactics other than what we start the match with?
So your three different personnel are Baxter, Saha and who? Cahill isn’t different personnel, he is different position.
In fact he is the only positional change you made, Baxter came into the gap made by Cahills move, Saha a straight swap for Yak, Jo’s position gone for Cahills new position.
"Stop talking bollocks.
Unless your his doctor, youre making shit up.. "
"So now Fellaini’s half fit cos he had a tooth out a week ago..
Jesus wept "
"what the fuck has their age got to do with not being able to pass a ball, find space or tackle....you’d think they were under 10’s to hear you lot..." These are not contrary opinions this is mouthing off. Do you really think that telling someone they are talking bollocks is a contrary opinion, or is that your idea of criticism.
You are not simple, in fact as I said you are actually quite clued up, but you hide it in crass language and aggressive phrasing.
It is normal to find it painful or difficult to open your mouth for a few days."
So it is a fair guess that Felli is not 100% fit yet.
The back four was under the cosh with minimal protection from the midfield. Playing Hibbert at centre half and Gosling at right back was clearly a mistake you might get away with it against BATE but not away to Benfica.
A back four of Hibbert,Duffy,Distin,Coleman with just one player out of position would have fared better than the one Moyes opted for which had 3 players out of position.
It is just one game though and it has gone now and it is all part of the plan in luring them into a false sense of security because if Baines,Yobo and Pienaar are fit in a fortnight we will beat them easily.
"It wasn’t a second string defence, it was playing out of their position. We put out the best we had and the players did as well as they could," he added. "I only have praise for the players tonight."
WTF "ITS NOT THAT BAD" we just got fucked five nil you tit
I was talking to stefan about who suggested Fellaini had been on antibiotics for 3 months for his viral condition..
If you’d read the posts you’d have realised that...
And steve,
If you don’t like confrontational language perhaps you should refrain from using it yourself...and that goes for the personal stuff to..
You could start with realising that producing an opinion on a forum is not ’mouthing off’...
Woe and behold I go on Sky news and see that we have received a right dicking.
I was talking to stefan about who suggested Fellaini had been on antibiotics for 3 months for his viral condition..
If you’d read the posts you’d have realised that...
buddy please read carefully what I have written and in the future dont put words in my mouth, that I have never said. Thank you.
"and Ciaran, Fellaini is not half fit because he had operation last week but because the guy is on antibiotics for 3 months and the operation is just the cherry"
"Only have praise for the players"
It seems these days that its impossible to publicly critise any EFC player if you work on our managerial/coaching staff
How Fellani, Jo and Cahill get praise is completely beyond me
1. Hibbert to right-back
2. Rodwell to centre-back
3. Gosling to right-mid
4. Cahill to centre-mid
I’m amazed Moyes left young Gosling out there to dry when he clearly lacked the pace to deal with De Maria. I wasn’t expecting much from this game but I thought Moyes could of done something (like the above) to stem the flow of goals.
I don’t want to sound pedantic here, well actually I do. Antibiotic is a general term used for a group of unrelated compounds used to treat any infection whether that be bacterial, viral, fungal or protozoal.
More specifically antibacterials are use to treat bacterial infections, however the term antibiotic is not restricted to bacterial infections.
One thing we can all agree is is that we were shocking last night.
Name me an viral antibiotic?
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Howard, Coleman, Hibbert, Distin, Bilyaletdinov, Rodwell, Cahill, Gosling, Fellaini, Jo, Yakubu. Subs: Saha, Nash, Baxter, Wallace, Agard, Akpan, Duffy.