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Ground control to Tony Marsh
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Just as you can still be an Everton fan even if you disagree with the direction the Club is taking, think the tactics are rubbish, question the team selection and think BK is a crook, then you can be a Tony Marsh fan even if you think exactly the opposite of every opinion he has. So I’ll come out and say that I’m a Tony Marsh fan.
His views are sometimes well informed, sometimes incisive, other times too knee-jerk and often negative. BUT they are always passionate, always heartfelt and come from the angst ridden soul of a true blue. His submissions are always controversial and always create the longest threads, so — love him or hate him — you can’t ignore him!
I wonder if anyone else has noticed that Tony hasn’t been posting for a while? Not since 4th November if my quick look through fan articles is accurate. Not since his article “Time to get on board?” which seemed to suggest he felt he finally needed to settle for second best.
Well Tony, if you’re still out there and still visiting ToffeeWeb, I for one would like to hear from you again as I believe TW is the poorer without you. NSNO.
James Reade, Posted 14/12/2009 at 13:26:49
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He’s said ’I hope we get beat’ and ’I hope we get knocked out’ more times than I can remember...
Personally, I take the word ’support’ very seriously. Criticism, I can live with; even unjustified criticism; it all leads to debate - but as soon as you say ’I hope we get beat’
Well - you ain’t any kind of supporter I can identify with.
It is cancerous, eating away at your enjoyment. In Smith’s case it was not something I had to deal with very often for obvious reasons. The fact is that either your opinions are justified by results or they aren’t. It’s your opinion you have to let go of if results say you are wrong and not hope for the results to change to justify an opinion you’re holding on to in the face of all the evidence. That’s a mistake fans often make and I’m sometimes as guilty as anyone.
Firstly Gavin, you’ve been reading too much Das Kapital mate. It sounds like you’re trying to pin some sort of Che Guevara type revolutionary persona on the guy. I’ve been watching Everton for nigh on 45 years and I’ve yet to meet a ’subservient mass’... just a bunch of supporters who fervently want us to win. (Tony excepted, of course 1 he said it... not me.)
Secondly, all this ’accept mediocrity’ bollocks — do you really think there is a single Evertonian who wouldn’t want us to dominate domestic and European football? So, we’re nowhere near that — we might never get there; the regime in charge might never take us there.
As a supporter what can you do? Boo the place down when we get beat? Chant ’Moyes out’ with other like-minded discontents? Write to the Echo; ToffeeWeb; Blue Kipper expressing your discontent?... even stop going to the game and withholding your revenue from the club?
What you never ever do is say ’I hope we get beat’ — to me, that is the most disrespectful thing you can ever do to your fellow blues who are spending their hard earned cash following them hoping they win — unforgivable; totally unforgivable.
Tony made some good points amongst the childish invective; particularly regarding the Kirkby move — but he didn’t half spout some bollocks too. Saying he ’hoped we got beat’ was a low water mark as far as I’m concerned.
Finishing 4th, reaching the FA Cup Final. Finishing 5th twice on the trot. Bringing through some of the best young talent in the country. All these have been ignored by Tony Marsh who seems to delight in looking for the downside to everything.
He’s a decent poster but by always being negative, his opinion means nothing. He strikes me as a fan with a chip on his shoulder and I for one don’t miss his presence on this website.
After almost eight years, Moyes's sides still seem to have a great deal of difficulty in passing and finding their own players.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Tony isn't scratching his head in amazement at all the fuss about two lucky draws.
I agree with many of his viewpoints except the harsh treatment of Hibbert and Osman but nevertheless always understood where he was coming from.
To me he is the sort of man you could go out for a pint with argue all night about the rights and wrongs of EFC and end the night shaking hands and going home feeling the better for it.
Don't let us all talk about you, Tony, get your arse back on here and speak for yourself again...
We all (mostly all) miss you.
We were playing a game not too long ago and getting beat 2-0 when I said to my pal, assuming its game over, that I hope we get twatted so that people will realise it’s time for Kenwright to go.
We were playing Tottenham. Maybe I was just crying it in.
Personally I don’t miss him or his posts as they always came down to the same thing, namely, Moyes is a shit manager, Kenwright is a crook and we are a nine-man team as Ossie and Hibbo are shite.
I am with Kevin Sparke on this one. I have never ever hoped "we get beat" and I never ever will either. I don’t support Moyes, I don’t support Kenwright — I support Everton. A lot of the time I hate Everton for what they do to me but other times I love them — Sharpy’s goal at Anfield in 1984 remains one of the best moments of my life. The point is I take the word "support" seriously.
Sometimes the emperor has no clothes and it needs to be pointed out.
A true friend is one who’ll tell you the truth regardless, supporting a footy team is a bit the same in my book.
How drab would it be to read and re-read the same point of view? It’s diversity that’s the spice of life, and Tony does his part quite well in this microcosm. Not even sure if I’ve used that word correctly, but you get the point.
The question to be answered is do you cross a line hoping for defeat as a catalyst for a shake-up? I think not. But the reader seeing such a wish by the writer surely would take into account the emotional aspect and reactionary compass of the writer.
And take that comment with a grain of salt.
It is noticable that Tony’s main support comes from like-minded doom-mongers who use the ins and outs of a cat's arse in their desperate attempt to disparage all things Everton.
If those doom-mongers could find the tiniest morsel of praise for anything blue it would add credence to their position but sadly that seems unlikely.
If, for these people, supporting Everton is one long miserable joyless/hopeless experience, why in hell's name do they bother? More to the point, why do they use TW to further spread their miserable miseries?
Do you actually get to the match.....ever?
I can’t claim 60 years an Evertonian but the half century is knocking on the door and I’m still attending GP. Not many away days now but I never miss a home game.
Watching Everton over Moyes reign has been tortuous to say the least. As a blue, probably foolishly, I stil believe in Nil Satis etc., the current set up falls far short of that maxim.
From the dross served up by Moyes to the proposed shed in Kirkby it seems we have become small time these days. After almost 50 years, 39 as a season ticket holder, I feel quite entitled to express my dissatisfaction with today’s Everton.
I’m not miserable but the club is in decline and it needs to be said. All the positive thinking in the world ain’t going to change the downward spiral. Even worse, the paucity of style and ambition is not only in the reality but apparently within the psyche of the club’s owners and many of it’s fans too just now.
Nothing personal.
Cheers
Tom
Made you look? Probably not... but Tony did/does, no matter whether you agree with him or not - he certainly has a way of causing some interesting debate.
Whilst he’s notorious for his forthright "negative" opinions, the complete binary opposite of Comical Doddy, have both become victims of their own notoriety. Tony Marsh gets bayed at the moment Everton string a couple of results together, Ossie scores a goal or Hibbert does anything even remotely creative. He’s heckled the moment he writes anything that doesn’t shit on everything and everyone and ranted at the moment he returns to form. So he becomes a parody of himself, his "Fagan" role versus Richard Dodd’s pantomime dame.
The rest of us fill in various roles — some on more definitive sides of the fence in some scenes, sometimes with speaking parts and other times just watching from the wings. Lyndon and Michael interject from the box every so often to keep the show moving. Ultimately though we’re all led by a story composed by the promising, yet hard up, young writer D Moyes and the ultimate luvie-darling, Kenwrigtht, directing this performance.
All that said, the "Oh yes it is", "Oh no it’s not" of the TW pages do feel a little less colourful without Tony’s insight — in my opinion.
Well, probably like yourself, I froze my arse off when the crowds got down really low in the late 70s / early 80s but the team kept trying... Christ, I enjoyed the 70s more than now as, but for the dark side, we were a bloody good side even then.
Funny how I’ve had my politics second guessed and now my literature consumption; I’ve read lots but across the board not just the blinkered, compartmentalised and labelled tripe.
Out of interest, the subservient point is a particular bugbear of mine, where I have seen far too many cap-doffers accept the shite they are fed as they know their place in my lifetime and I personally strive to enlighten those that will listen and make their own mind up and not be force-fed shite just because those telling them wear a nice suit or carry some poxy title.
Also the endless negativity from Tony Marsh is boring.
The big difference between you and me is that I’ve seen the Blues when they were really good. Sadly for you younger guys, you’ve not. Fingers crossed for you that you will see a decent Everton set-up one day. Come to think about it, I want to see another good side before I fall off my perch.
Hopefully you will have the pleasure of witnessing a great Everton side. When/if that time comes about for you, you’ll realize just how lacking the current regime is.
Until then I fully understand why you’ll continue to feel that I’m talking out of my arse... snag is, I’m not really. Still if it helps you cope with the Moyes dross, crack on mate.
Most of us have at sometime, ’lost it’ and said things we never in a million years want to come true, from the anatomically implausable, "stick it up your arse" to "eat shit and die" or "I hope you drop dead" etc etc... and Marshy’s "I hope they lose" did not, I feel, mean exactly and literally that — more along the lines of "it would serve them right if the Team / Moyes, keeping on the way they are, lost on Saturday".
There are many of the younger supporters who, having only seen the utter dross that was the 90s, think that a couple of seasons over-acheiving is magic, but only through a lack of anything else to compare it with and a few more mature people who should have a better perspective due to having actually seen a decent team. (I won’t say "should know better"... but if the cap fits!)
Perspective; that's the thing, I have seen many crises — personal, local, national, and international, football, financial or political — and almost all of them have had to go way past where action was required to be taken in order to justify, to either self or the public, just how serious it is or was. The one we are still having the after shocks with now is a case in point; I feel it is the nature of the Human condition to ignore things and hope they go away.
During the dire relegation battles, I myself thought that it wouldn’t be the end of the world if they got relegated (because at least ’they’ would hopefully be shocked into doing something and we will rise again ever stronger) not that I wanted it, but hey if it’s going to happen well let's make the best of it and get some benefit out of it.
Marshy and me and others whom I would never dream to speak for, HAVE seen decent teams... DO know what proper football looks like... and are not of a mind to be told that this ’xxxxx’ and ’n’th position, even due to all the usual reasons, is — not only as good as it gets — but is as good as it is GOING to get.
If this is the top then it stands to reason that the only way is stagnation and or a downwards direction.
As I said before, I don’t speak for anyone else but as a supporter, player and coach (well down the food chain), I can get a lot of satisfaction about the recent results W, L, or D coz of the effort put in and correct attitude displayed.
But as the Gunners find out every now and then, that if the effort etc is not there to add to the joined up football, then it is all for naught.
Turned in to a bit of a rant / ramble but I hope you get the point.
Didn’t mean to come across as a smart arse re the ’subservient masses’ quip. It Just reminded me of sociology lectures I had in the 1980s. Personally I couldn’t give a toss if your reading materials are Das Kapital or Das Boot... immaterial
But if I want to be optomistic in my support — why the fuck shouldn’t I be?
I’ve read on these pages time and time again that people like me have had the ’wool pulled over our eyes’ are ’Kenwright’s dupes’ are ’killing the club’ etc etc etc
What utter, utter bollocks. I pay my cash to watch the match to see us win and hopefully be entertained and when we’re not doing well the last thing I want to read is some dick telling me it’s my fault for ’accepting mediocrity and he hopes we get knocked out of the cup/europe/league’.
That’s my gripe — be as miserable, depressed, unhappy as you like; it’s your call — pull the team, the manager, the chairman to bits on these pages and others - again your choice.
But don’t ever tell me that it’s all my fault as a supporter for being ’optimistic, glass half-full, deluded, or a dupe’ and you ’hope we get beat’. I’ve lost jobs because of Everton FC and the club means as much to me and people like me as it does to you habitual miserablists... don’t ever forget that.
Christian, as it has been suggested, Tony Marsh is an anagram of Oh my rants.
Getting to at least the semi finals of both the FA and Europa cups and going on to win at least one.
Meaning Moyes brings back the first silverware in 15 years with his shrewd transfer dealings and outstanding tactical brain (especially bringing on Osman in the last few minutes to score the winner in the final), making him a cult hero forever.
This success brings in investment which then takes us forward to compete with Europe's elite once more!!
RIGHT IF TONY IS STILL WITH US, THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN RESIST.
Come on Tony you know you want to....
The thing I admire about both Marsh and Dodd is they’ve always stayed true to their beliefs. Marsh has never wavered in his hatred of Moyes and Dodd has never changed his stance on how much he loves Kenwright. I’m sure the 2 of them are household names now amongst Evertonians.
I’d like to wish them both a Merry Christmas!
This is outrageous. Whether he is negative, positive, realistic or unrealistic etc is not an excuse to post a whole thread on this guy (or Richard Dodd either).
He comes on here, in his own time, to air his views about the club he supports. I don't often agree with him but that doesn’t mean that I have some right to ridicule or express my opinion of the guy for being upfront and honest about his views. It's an EVERTON site, about the club only.
This post, albeit that some reponses are positive, is out of order and should not have been allowed really. The site, for me, is ALL about the differing views/opinions of Evertonians (we all get wound up now and then... me more so than others!) so please, keep the personal stuff out — it's not fair.
Relax fella, listen this whole site is based around people expressing their views and others agreeing or not as the case may be.
Tony has enjoyed for a long time stoking up debate and reaction. I think you will find he will be most pleased to have caused such debate based on his many inflammatory posts!
Also I think you will find that on the whole although people love to disagree with the man, most of us actually quite like and enjoy his post.....ummm hang on have I read this somewhere before.
So in summary Tony spent many an hour trying to get people to discuss his views and well here we are...
As for Tony, I agree with much of what he says, it’s just the way he says it that I find a bit OTT.
Whilst I agree with him over Kirkby and most off-the-pitch matters, I don’t agree about Moyes or some of our players.
Tom Collie makes a valid point about those of us who watched Title winning teams, went to Rotterdam and Wembley etc, having a wider perspective. Unfortunately, though, in those days money wasn’t everything as proved by Man Utd, who went 25 years from 1968 to 1993 without winning the League despite having more money than everybody else through their massive crowds. They even got relegated in 1974.
So I sort of agree with both Tony and Tom, whilst I find others like Jamie R and Ciaran rather baffling at times, and always find the likes of Jay, Gavin and Chad entertaining.
It’s the diversity that makes these pages interesting.
Having kids of my own caused me to focus on what's best for their future. That led to emigration to Australia and here I have been since the 70s.
The tyrrany of distance has not dimmed my love of all things Everton. I could tell some tales about very primitive efforts picking up faint BBC radio signals just in the hope of hearing our name.
To cut it short, Tom, I hope you recognise that I am not some kind of fly-by-night or glory hunter.
In fact, I suppose I could technically be considered part of the last glory hunting generation...
But I guess my subsequent 25 years of hell .. count as some sort of mitigation..
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Funny how we a more attacking mindset coincided with holding Chelsea on their turf though... and how, sand the sneaking suspicion that a little bit more attacking determination on the break could've won the game for us...
Ah well... apparently such thoughts are "negative".