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So, Toffeewebbers, we are informed that - "Yakubu, the only fit member of a largely unfit Everton forward line, has departed to join up with Nigeria's squad" (cTW)
Well would you Adam and Eve it?!? The lad played 94 minutes and Saha wasn't even on the bench against Burnley (although Vaughan was). Injury would have been Nigeria's problem for the next four weeks, not ours. And might we have expected Burnley to hack Louis down at every step? I would have predicted it and David Moyes, who has much less experience in these matters, might have come to the same conclusion.
And dear TW editorial team - what is a "forward line"? Possibly another Blue Bill musical, like all the rest, I have missed.
Good New Year all the same.
Keith Glazzard, Posted 30/12/2009 at 16:44:41
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(and I know that the Ted McCormack and his family from the Shakespeare streets of Liverpool 20 would support me in this assertion). Besides, where can you get an Ellesmere Port for 3& 6 a bottle these days? (You started it).
You missed Jo - or have you already counted him out? Kieran Agard was hacked down a few times against BATE looking like a decent forward.
The FA Cup is important, but nothing compared to the next seven wins we need. Expect a BATE team against Carlisle. Upset? Who cares. Here is where we need a squad, and I think we actually have one.
Incidentally, its a two year old Gigondas (Cotes du Rhone Villages, if you’re not familiar, just under Les Dentilles, perfect slopes kissed by the sun. And it tastes like it too. Shame about the alcoholic content I suppose).
And so, back to football ...
Ooops... Jô... How could I possibly... ??? Wishful thinking, definitely. He is injured too, however. And Agard; of those on show v BATE, I found him to be the most disappointing. But Moyes has had him on the bench a fair few times, so good point. I just can’t see Moyes naming Agard to lead the (non-existent) forward line alone against Carlisle on Saturday... So Vaughan it is then.
Gigondas? I prefer some of the West Coast US stuff myself; some great wines from California (Napa Valley), Pinot Noir from Oregon (Willamette Valley), and the rich reds (Merlot, Cab Sav, Syrah) from Eastern Washington State (Columbia Valley; Walla Walla) are fruit-rich and plenty high in alcohol... if somewhat overpriced.
By the way, I’m on the Nelson Mandela!
I’m trying to decipher the response but all I can get is the vague notion that Moyes was pretending that Saha and Jô were injured so he wouldn’t have to play them and risk injury during Yak’s time away.
Michael - the USA is a place to be admired for many reasons - but wine? I thank the great spirit in the sky (to echo to another thread) that I was born close enough to stumble into Bourgogne one day and have my taste buds exploded.
Stephen - I’ve tried and I’ve tried. And I do dead hard crosswords quite quickly, usually, honest.
Please, what is a Nelson Mandela?
I know I’m gonna hate myself when you tell me.
But it isn’t rocket surgery (sic) to work out that, yes, would you bloody believe it, Moyes would risk an injury to Yakubu rather than Louis. Not what I would call rocket science. And hallelujah (unless your Hebrew transliteration is better than mine) it worked.
Goodbye Yak for a few weeks. Our leading goalscorer will be on the bench on Saturday. Play YADM yourself. Squad nin use.
And an Evertonian. Is this merely coincidence?
I’ll bet you some of those wine makers out there can do it. As I’m fairly sure, I hope that our new American import is going to do it for us in January (Eds - note how I turned this back to football, EFC in particular, and never got a penny paid for it!)
I’m afraid that wines and football teams are marketed in the same way. The students in my local (megastore) supermarket buy Ozzie, NZ and US wines because they have heard of them. ’Oh French - no no’ I once heard. How did she gather that opinion?
Chelsea good. RS good? Why do the papers, and SkyTV peddle this crap? Because they can. I buy very nice French wines when I can afford to. I never buy The Daily Mail.
That would be my new year gift to you.
Have a successful one, but not at the expense of others.
In which case we should all get out of football anyway.
As for the real issues that matter, I love a Californian but then I get scorned for preferring white to red.
Oh and the strikers, I don’t think Saha is injured as such, merely ’resting a tight hamstring’. As Keith may or may not have been getting at, Yakubu was worth playing against Burnley so that Saha could be free to hammer Carlisle and kick start another glorious FA Cup campaign. If Saha had got injured it would have been a disaster, whereas Yakubu was leaving anyway so played the ’Burnley watchman’ role to protect Louis.
David, for a laugh I thought I’d collect the rumours about potential signings, but decided to stop when it reached 20 players as it all seemed a bit silly.
Get out of football, I said. My partner might echo that sentiment, but she was delighted with her Everton scarf at Christmas as was my neice (birthday 26th) with her ETV subscription. Why?
For all our failings, we aren’t owned by corrupt politicians, pornographers or russian gangsters - sorry - oligarchs. Daft Bill and shite Willy Russell’s Blood Brothers become our lifeblood. Take more school parties, that’s what I say.
Pathetic, in some respects we are, but when Marouane Fellaini hit the cross for James Vaughan to score on Saturday, 40,000 people shouted ’justice’ to the heavens.
There isn’t much justice in this world (and its the only one we’ve got) so you have to scrap for every bit you get.
Johnny Heitinga for man of the season.
I had a solid Sally Army upbinging, so I don’t bet (something to do with a good maths education as well perhaps) but you gamblers out there, bound to perdition, heed my words. And enjoy hell as best you can.
Happy new year, incidentally.
I love the analogy of US wines vs French being Sky 4 Upstarts vs EFC’s History & Class.
I might add I prefer Italian wines myself, red Brunello di Montalcino or any other wine made from Sangiovese grape. Legend says that this grape was cultivated by the Romans and is still going strong today. If you know your history....
An early Happy New Year to all.
Glen
1. To our (thankfully many) American bretheren (obviously persons of taste and distiction - ok I’ll stop there) let me recommend a Santa Cruz above the worth of rubies.
1. Roque, injury prone is a good striker. Hughes will buy him again in a future life
2. David B’s recommendation is noted and will be acted upon when possible.
3. The Martin guitar, the best by far ever created has only one rival. The Santa Cruz. A Nazareth trained apprentice escaped and went west young man. All guitars, like cars, vary - but if you find a Santa Cruz you can afford, have a very good listen to it. It will talk to you.
And Glen - my thankfully long time spent in Catalunya is just up the road from Figueres, Dali’s birthplace and his funerery museum. The queue to get in goes straight past my mate Marti’s Dalicatessen. Nicest guy you could ever meet. (he gets a bit twitchy about non-customers using his toilet - but that’s entirely normal). His hobby is pre-war British sports cars. Explain that.
Surreal or what?
Both Saha and Jo picked up knocks in the last games they played so I wasn’t suprised in the least that neither played any part against Burnley.
So, based on that belief, I stand by my assumption of the fitness levels of out strikers.
How well rounded the working classes have become these days. I bet you even hide your copy of News of the World under a Sunday Times as well.
I never imagined that Bargain Booze carried such a range.
Grow up..
The stage is being set for Vaughan to demonstrate his worth to Everton; to use an unfortunate phrase in his case — it’s make or break time... I hope it’s not ’break’.
(I’ve just finished a bottle of South Eastern Australian Shiraz... smooth, mellow with a hint of dark cherries and spice)
Lyndon - one of our posters (no dis intended but can’t remember his name) reckons he can read Moyes like a book. As can we all. We have lived long enough to know what to expect. I freely give YADM to TW (it was hardly going to be my pension anyway). Knowing the game and the players available you can get 9/11 every time. The BATE game was the the most difficult — a meaningless game, except for the pride of the club, and no more injuries if you please. Moyes’ most radical selection in his tenure. And I bought my ticket knowing that he would put the reserves out — they did pretty well.
Saha is being protected — and he’s still our leading goalscorer. That is how to look after players. Man Utd have no such concept, except for Alex driving round to the Bleeding Wolf in Hale Barns to drag his young players out the evening before a match. That was the ’nurturing’ we obviously didn’t provide for young Rooney. Except that his problem seemed to be the pies.
My post was in hope — hope that Moyes is actually clever enough to protect our lad, and put Nigeria’s in the firing line. He did that, and Saha will warm the bench on Saturday unless the boss thinks we are going out of the cup. Even then, he might not risk the best chance that we have to stay in the PL. And the stakes are really that high.
Not exactly the best Happy New Year, but, hey, we still have tomorrow.
Apart from that I have little to add. This hardly seems to be the season to recommend sun block, but as a freckly redhead myself, I always take care. Danger stalks the unwary.
Can I guarantee this means no more posts and I can go to bed?
Hasta la proxima.
And Donovan supporting Saha or Vaughan is what we will probably be seeing until the Yak returns or Cahill hits his stride.
But I digress... By way of contrast with the hallowed WebMeister, I think the underlying theory indeed carries some weight... Gravitas, even. The subtlety escaped me because I did not believe Moyes capable of such guile... but 94 mins for the Yak is unusual in the extreme, and your explanation seems as good as any.
I’m suitably amused by the thought that it may have taken you over an hour to compose the last effort. A final thought is about those blind wine tastings (The so-called Judgment of Paris) comparing French and Californian Reds, where the Californian wines always somehow seem to come out on top. Why, they even made a film about it.
As much as I hate that red Spannish ladyboy (oh and the bald Spannish fucker in goal... oh and the FSW of a manager), I can heartily recommend nice Spannish reds from the Rioja region. Accept no substitute even though the best are Gran Reserva.
Now where is all this leading you may ask. Well, does anyone know of a nice Brazilian red I can buy because I hate that dirty little Brazillian twat Lucas as well!? If no Brazillian reds are forthcoming, I will accept substitutes on this occasion!
By the way, what's the situation with Yobo?? Has he gone or stayed behind as injured?
Re wines, I’m strictly of the old world variety but find French over-priced and over-rated!
I go for a nice Pesquera, Ribera del Duero, or a decent Rioja, Muga, Marques de Riscal or, if I’m lucky enough to find one, a Vina Ardanza!
Molt d’anys y bon any nou!
I also enjoy a good Rioja and Barbera and Bardolino. My South African friends also tell me that the best SA Wines are only to be found abroad unless you are quite senior as they too are export only, do any of our SA supporters know if this is still the case?
Howard, Hibbert, Neill, Heitinga Baines.
Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Neville, Pienaar.
Fellaini.
Saha/Jo/Vaughan.
Anyone tried the ’Tetleys’ 2009
Happy New Year to you all.
UP THE BLUES
Can't afford to even talk about a Petrus but I once had a very highly rated but ultimately disappointing Vega Siciliana ’81 that was beaten under the table by a simple Muga reserva!
And Tony, I know lots of Portuguese and they wont touch the Matheus Rose. They say only us English like it. (I dont!)
Re the team for Saturday, Ken, although I think Hibbert gets unfair stick, I’d like to see Coleman in there for him. And I’d rather Saha sits another one out for fitness reasons and to give Jo one last chance to show he can do something! Hope that Vaughan gets an extended run and gets in the groove!
Happy New Year to all!
Plus I got to savour a good few bottles over the festive period in front of my brand new environmentally friendly Jotul wood burning stove. Anyone else have any comments about being environmentally friendly in a consumerism, throw away society?
Keith, have you ever heard of a small village in Catalunya called L’Espluga De Francoli, 40 minutes inland from Tarragona? I worked their in the late 1980s as an English Foreign Language teacher. If you pass ever through and hear the locals saying, "Hey Lar giz a ciggy", I will know my teachings have worked wonders.
Mark, I fully agree about the Petrus, I don’t think I could ever justify blowing that much hard earned on wine although I did neck an awful lot of Cristal on someone’s company credit card once, a bottle at a time at a xmas do in Jersey; if it’s my own pocket then it’s Veuve Clicquot on the bubbly front.
Who does Malbec play for?
Who plays at the Napa Valley?
How many internatiional caps has Montepulciano got?
Oh well might as well get into the "Spirit of things early"
Y’all have a Happy New Year.
Just hope the players don't just because we’re only playing Carlisle.
Football you ask? Strikers — what about this soon to be loanee Donovan chappy, isn’t he one?
Happy New Year to you all !
PS - I’m middle class, so I must be evil.
Since then its been my white of choice and I will be quaffing it tonight!
Everton content - I hope we win saturday - the last time we played Carlisle at Goodison it ruined my entire Christmas and probably cost us a shot at the league title!
However, I’m disappointed to note there’s been no reference to Lebanese wine in this thread. Over a 2- or 3-year spell about a decade ago, I kept finding Lebanese red on the wine list wherever we were dining & would promptly order it before anybody else had a chance to see the list. It became a cause of much simultaneous grief & amusement, until I actually developed a taste for the rather "earthy" wine & everybody else decided the joke had worn a bit thin. Sadly, I haven’t seen any around for quite a while.
Re the forthcoming Cup tie, I don’t think we’ll see a VINTAGE peformance, in which CASE I hope it will still be a CORKer ......
I’ll get me coat ......
http://www.corksout.com/product/brown_brothers_everton_red_corks_out_award_winning_independent_wine_merchants/
Remind me!!! You can find me on facebook...All the best for the New Year... COYB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Football tomorrow then is it?
COYB.
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What exactly is wrong with that? Yakubu: departed; Saha: injured; Anichebe: injured; Vaughan: lacking in match fitness... hence "largely unfit Everton forward line" (as in line of forwards, strikers... attacking players... them as is burdened to put the ball in the back of the frigging net... ) Surely it doesn't need to be spelled out any more clearly than that, does it?
Or are you perhaps questioning the concept of a forward line when (a) Moyes usually employs only one such player; (b) even they have to get back and defend for corners; or (c) drop deep/wide in order to see any decent ball possession?
I must be missing something... what exactly is your beef? Happy New Year to you too!