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Fake World Cup Bid Theory

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Less than a year ago, Bill Kenwright told shareholders at an EGM that he "didn't want to be here next year". We were then told that he had employed Keith Harris to help him find a buyer. A few short weeks ago, Robert Elstone (or was it Ian Ross?) was assuring us that Everton will have built a stadium in time for 2018.

Have I missed something... and does this mean Harris has been called off?

Bill has fucked up royally with both King's Dock and Destination Kirkby. What is he planning next ?

Now what concerns me is the prospect of Bill Kenwright turning down what could be a once-in-a-lifetime chance to extend the Goodison footprint in favour of pressing on with one of his hair-brained schemes. Let's face it, if the council offer it then it would leave Kenwright in the unique position of not having any excuses for investing fuck all in Goodison Park.

Are his plans serious or are they simply a tool to deflect a possible offer to extend the Goodison Footprint (an offer that would mean they would actually have to spend real money) until such time that they offload their shares? The lack of a genuine World Cup bid would suggest the latter.

If Bill Kenwright turns down an offer to extend the footprint, I propose we chase him from Goodison Park a la Peter Johnson.
David Johnson, Liverpool     Posted 05/01/2010 at 02:12:38

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Howard Don
1   Posted 05/01/2010 at 14:50:57

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David, am I missing something here? What once-in-a-lifetime chance to extend the Goodison footprint are we talking about?
Tom Campbell
2   Posted 05/01/2010 at 14:57:17

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Yeah fill us in??
Brian Waring
3   Posted 05/01/2010 at 14:55:56

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David, knowing the bullshitter that is BK, it was probably the Keith Harris of Orville fame, and he had to go and do a pantomine. How does it go now? "The bullshitter is behind you"... "No he’s not"... "Yes he is"... etc.
Martin Berry
4   Posted 05/01/2010 at 15:22:15

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He fucked up the Kings Dock not Kirkby. Kirkby was a planning issue. Pointless post. We have no money thus no new stadium.
Dave Roberts
5   Posted 05/01/2010 at 15:19:57

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Assuming for a moment that there is (or will be) an offer to extend Goodison’s footprint, what the fuck has that got to do with the acquisition of a new stadium?

When is it going to sink in that finding a site is NOT the fucking problem here... the problem is finding the money to fill it with a stadium!!!

The DK option (like it or not) offered a stadium (like it or not) for the relatively small outlay of £78 million by the Club. It would cost more than that to redevelop Bullens Road FFS which is shortly going to be required.

The footprint means fuck-all... it’s the shoe we have to worry about FFS.

Jesus Christ I do wonder sometimes.....!
Stephen Kenny
6   Posted 05/01/2010 at 15:38:48

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David,

None of these decisions are bill’s to make anymore.

The only way we will get money spent on us is if someone else takes over the club. Which under the ridiculous terms the club is being sold under is highly unlikely.

The refurbishment of the Bullens will not cost £78m. This was an estimate done by the company who had a vested interest in Goodison being construed as unfit for purpose.
Brian Waring
7   Posted 05/01/2010 at 15:48:10

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Dave, care to enlighten us on how you have come to the conclusion that it would cost more than £78m to redevelop the Bullens?
John Keating
8   Posted 05/01/2010 at 15:47:39

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Sorry David I just can’t understand what this post is all about.
Can you rewrite it or rephrase it or something cos I’m a bit lost on it.
Rob Hollis
9   Posted 05/01/2010 at 15:47:33

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Our club does not have any money. The only clubs that have any substantial funds are Chelsea and City. That is because they have rich owners who are able to withstand the LOSSES.

Arsenal have been well run and succesful for years. They have resisted buying big in order to ensure trophies so they can pay for the stadium which generates lots of extra revenue.

Everton will NOT generate that revenue because we are not one of the BIGGEST CLUBS. We are a substantial club with substantial support. If we built an amazing 65,000 seater it would be half empty every week except for Derbies and United etc.

If Kenwright borrows big to make the stadium happen then we are bust! The EPL is run upon debt and the chickens always come home to roost.

Unless somebody like Abramovich comes along then it will not change. He will never get his money back from Chelsea, in fact he has converted most of the debt into shares. Either we get a mega rich egomaniac with nothing better to do with the cash or we live with what the board do.

The EPL is a sickening joke which pays players far more than the clubs can realistically afford. If your company did that you would be out of a job very quickly.

Forget the pipe dreams and try to be realistic.
Michael Kenrick
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10   Posted 05/01/2010 at 16:24:30

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Seems to me David Johnson has interpreted that one outcome of upcoming talks with LCC could be redevelopment of Goodison Park with an expanded footprint. Yet the club have consistently ruled this out as being too expensive.
Ste Traverse
11   Posted 05/01/2010 at 16:32:00

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I didn’t fall for Kenwrights soundbite of "I don’t want to be here next year" as he’s doesn’t want to give up his chairman's seat.

He wasn’t there as it happens as that was the last ever EGM before he disgracefully blocked them.

As for Keith Harris, he supposedly asked him back in August 2008 to find a buyer but, just 3 months later, at the DK inquiry, it came out that none of the major shareholders were looking to sell or dilute their sharesholding so the club was never for sale and Harris was just a smokescreen.

As for "chasing Kenwright out a la Peter Johnson", well "Kopite" PJ would have been chased out long ago had he even attempted some of the stunts "Blue" Bill has managed to pull off.
Gavin Ramejkis
12   Posted 05/01/2010 at 17:14:29

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Dave, to echo Brian’s question regarding the Bullens Road, can you enlighten me as to why this also has to be done soon? The myth of HSE certification was blown clear out of the water, like every other myth surrounding DK. If you like, I can repost the reply from them regarding safety certification or you can request it for yourself.
Sean McCarthy
13   Posted 05/01/2010 at 17:34:55

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If I may take the liberty of paraphrasing David's post.........."whinge whinge whinge too much snow whinge whinge all Kenwrights fault whinge whinge whinge!!!"
Go out and make a snowman or something man!!!

Chris Jones
14   Posted 05/01/2010 at 17:49:27

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I think what David is alluding to is that LCC will propose to pave the way to extend the footprint i.e. speed up the planning process and offer some financial incentive.

The deal could be tied into the problems we have tried to offload the old training ground at Bellefield which is still worth millions despite the downturn. The council may want this area for affordable housing.

Just a thought. My preferred option would always be to redevelop Goodison — a 50,000 stadium we can afford with better players on the pitch is the priority. GP could be improved and redeveloped for under £40million.
Pat Finegan
15   Posted 05/01/2010 at 18:36:03

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Chris, first off, where does the £40 mil come from? If we do have that money and we spend it on Goodison, we don’t have any to spend on players. If we don’t have good enough players, we get relegated, and so on...

It begins a cycle of poor play on the pitch and financial trouble off the pitch. I don’t want Everton to be the next Southampton. And just how much more money would we stand to make by renovating Goodison? In my opinion, too much risk, not enough reward.

That said, I would love to be able to keep Goodison. I think the stadium is part of the club and I would be sad to see it go. Unfortunately, the only way to do this is if we get bought out by a billionaire.

Dan Parker
16   Posted 05/01/2010 at 19:12:58

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Kings Dock fell through because BK thought he’d hired Keith Harris but actually got Orville instead.

The council meetings kept being interupted by Orville shouting ’I hate that dock’.
Ray Robinson
17   Posted 05/01/2010 at 19:32:31

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Chris, how on earth could GP be re-developed for under £40m? I’m afraid you lost me there.
Brian Lawlor
18   Posted 05/01/2010 at 20:49:43

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Martin Berry - Bill Kenwright did fuck up Kirkby (well the whole planned move to a new stadium) as he had no Plan B and signed an exclusivity deal with Tesco.

There was always a strong possibility the stadium would be called in by the government, as anyone in the property development game will tell you, but BK didn’t legislate for this, which is why Wyness had to go and why we are now back to square one and have wasted millions in the process (which could have been invested in the team).
Karl Masters
19   Posted 05/01/2010 at 21:00:35

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David,

What was it like to score on your debut in 3 competitions and then get swapped for a cart horse like Rod Belfit?

How you must have chuckled as you then proved the Cat wrong by breaking into the England team not once, but twice and even scoring on your debut for them before winning shedloads of medals at Anfield after a transfer to LFC.

Upon returning to Everton, you were past it, but luckily Andy Gray replaced you, and now some 26 years later, you have popped up on ToffeeWeb, baffling us all seemingly knowing the agenda for next Monday’s meeting.

I’m as confused as Rod Belfitt when given a ball and an open goal...
Robert Daniels
20   Posted 05/01/2010 at 20:53:04

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Dave Roberts, Can you explain to me how you can build a brand new stadium for £78M, but you can't develop the Bullens Rd for the same money?

Oh, I get it... because the lying twat said so, it must be true then, silly me.

Dave Johnson is actually trying to make a good point, the liar will be shown up again if the council offer to do something for us regarding GP. Don't forget, Dave, the liar said we had the £78M. Tesco Terry was only giving us the land.

So if you can build a new stadium (like it or not) for £78M, then you can redevelop an existing one for the same money (like it or not). Don't believe everything you hear, Dave.

Btw there hasn't been a decade when this famous football club hasn't won something (apart from the 40s, when there was a bit of a war going on). Oh and the Kenshite years, the noughties.

Another first for our beloved chairman and manager, just thought I would mention that as well.

Ciarán McGlone
21   Posted 05/01/2010 at 21:43:27

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"I don’t want to be here next year"

Was the venue for the EGM particularly shabby?
Brian Foley
22   Posted 05/01/2010 at 21:26:59

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Lads, I don’t think it’s that confusing. I reckon there may be a rush on by BK etc to improve The Bullens Road, as the next best emergency step (plan H or I or J) given that due to it’s make-up — of wood — it may be illegal to house supporters come 2011/12? Personally I would love to see a new Cantilever (a la Leeds Utd) on Bullens Road. I know this will provoke arguments of cost, I’m only expressing an opinion. Any solution will cost, Will it come to pass, then, that we play in a 3-sided ground or, heaven forbid, pay rent to play across the park.
Chris Jones
23   Posted 05/01/2010 at 21:54:54

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Ray - sorry, I should have elaborated. Based on us rebuilding the Bullens / Gwladys St.

Still only half a ground I admit but it would still be GP. Figures are based on the alternative proposals put forward 3 years ago by Goodison for Everton.
Martin Berry
24   Posted 05/01/2010 at 22:01:12

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Brian, don’t get me wrong: I’m not a big fan of either BK or DK but no-one expected such a big regeneration project to go tits up, especially in view of the current under-investment in Kirkby. This, in reality, like it or not, was our only chance of a new stadium unless Tesco fancy a site in Liverpool somewhere.
Ciarán McGlone
25   Posted 05/01/2010 at 22:18:27

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Martin,

A lot of people expected Kirkby to go tits up — as it was a piss poor idea from start to finish.
Derek Thomas
26   Posted 05/01/2010 at 22:33:53

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Dave Roberts; The Bullens alone will cost more than £78M, by how much and says just who?

@15k capacity £78M = £5.2k per seat... well past the average cost per seat, given that a modern stadium. For example, the Stadium of Light is deemed International Quality for under £1k per seat.

You just hate the whole Goodison area and would, it seems, rather be anywhere else...

OVER TO YOU, TOM HUGHES!
Dennis Stevens
27   Posted 05/01/2010 at 23:43:38

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Martin Berry, you don’t consider wasting the last few years and millions of pounds as well as causing no little ill-feeling amongst and between supporters, together with further damaging the club’s credibility, a fuck up?

The amateurs at KEIOC accurately predicted the call-in for an inquiry and the eventual thumbs down for the scheme, but either all the money the club spent on "experts" failed to pick up on this risk or the Board chose to blunder on regardless of the advice they received.

Richard Dodd
28   Posted 05/01/2010 at 23:50:30

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"I propose we chase him out....’’ says this writer. And replace him with whom, I wonder? Is there a queue of wealthy buyers just waiting to get their hands on the Club? Oh, I forgot... there’s the "sheik of the week" wanting to move on from Pompey... and Sven is looking for a new investment opportunity, I believe.

Get real will you?

David O'Keefe
29   Posted 06/01/2010 at 00:15:08

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Is the club for sale, Mr Dodd? The answer is No.

As for you telling someone to "get real," well that is a brilliant wind-up coming from fantasist such as your good self.
Ste Blundell
30   Posted 06/01/2010 at 00:13:57

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Hasn’t the money for DK already been ringfenced?

Didn’t BK say that there was provision for a second tier when Park End was built?

Didn’t Randy Lerner enquire about purchasing us before settling on Villa?

If BK has no money to invest and merely borrows on assets and guaranteed incomings, couldn’t someone else with more expertise do the same job more effectively?
Jay Harris
31   Posted 06/01/2010 at 01:09:51

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Guys, let’s put some myths to bed:

Keith Harris IS still retained to seek investment in the club... I spoke to him myself a few months ago. Suffice it to say any sale is complicated and it is being handled by Earl and Green.

The Bullens stand will NOT cost £78 milllion or more to redevelop. GP is NOT about to fall down NOR be closed down as any new regulations do not apply to existing structures.

DK was NOT going to cost £78 million — it was going to cost £130 million and it was assumed that the retail element created would be worth £52 million. All academic because it never stood a chance anyway.

DK was NOT our only chance for a new stadium — that was just propaganda put out by the club.

GP cannot be redeveloped for £40 million; however, it is not widely known that a team of top engineers put together a scheme to redevelop GP as a "world class stadium" in 2001 for.... you guessed it — £40 million. I reckon costs have gone up quite a bit since then but Tom Hughes did calculate that GP could be redeveloped for about the net cost of DK.

We could add a tier on the Park End for £15 to 20 million and that would create an extra 8000 seats and that for me would be the logical way forward. We would then have a capacity of 48500 and, when revenues and circumstances allow could develop Bullens the Gladys Sstreet to convert the restricted view areas into something worthwhile.
Stewart Littler
32   Posted 06/01/2010 at 02:04:48

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The lack of a genuine World Cup bid would suggest the latter? That’s the bit that confuses me — it was the cities that made the bid, not the clubs.
Martin Berry
33   Posted 06/01/2010 at 08:59:25

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Dennis, I agree with you and as I have said wasn’t happy with DK for a number of reasons. However, I’m sure BK and his advisors were all pretty certain that it would go through and I don’t personally consider this a BK fuck-up. Now the Kings Dock... that was one of the worst things to happen for years and I dream of what might have been if the project had gone ahead.
Paul Gladwell
34   Posted 06/01/2010 at 10:09:13

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Martin Berry, he did fuck up Kirkby; he is head of the club and even my budgies knew it was never going to happen. It just was not feasible for a club with so little money and so much history of utter cock ups.

If it was not the planning, it would have been something else; we cannot organise a piss-up in a brewery, nevermind a development on the level it was.

Ciarán McGlone
35   Posted 06/01/2010 at 11:10:03

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"And replace him with whom"
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A jar of cockles?
Martin Berry
36   Posted 06/01/2010 at 12:03:00

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Seem to have hit a raw nerve here!
Gavin Ramejkis
37   Posted 06/01/2010 at 13:10:25

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Martin, I believe the calmest response as to why DK was a "fuck-up" was that it was claimed to have no Plan B. In the world of projects, that simply isn’t the way to do things.

A well run project should be able to stop at any point during it’s lifespan if it fails to meet it’s original scope, which included transport and off-field income streams, in order to achieve the basic premise of being financially viable. Not using basic foresight to identify risks such as transport and these off-field income streams during planning smacked of irresponsibility and incompetance of the highest order.

The club invested literally millions of pounds on advice from a biased supplier who was bound to promote the project with it’s vested interests. Don’t forget the project failed through it’s blatant disregard of planning rules and regulations, something which existed prior to it’s inception and not through the supporters and KEIOC who campaigned against it.

Whether you like or dislike the chairman, this was his ultimate decision and the failure rests solely at his feet, whether that was driven by the true "owners" or "controlling interests" at the club is a matter of opinion but one which seems to have a lot of credibility too.

Neil Pearse
38   Posted 06/01/2010 at 14:20:22

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Gavin, you and many others are painting the KD rejection decision as far too predictable.

The reality is that Tescos are probably the most powerful business organisation in the United Kingdom (for good and ill), and have a pretty good track record of getting what they want. It was very reasonable to assume that they would get approval.

It’s political interests which determines such things, not trivialities like planning policies. KD was rejected because the Government decided that it had more to gain from supporting the LCC and other threatened councils than the KMBC. KEIOC did not influence the result, but the LCC surely did.
Art Jones
39   Posted 06/01/2010 at 17:52:46

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Jay Harris, great post; everything in it rings true... all the info there is ’out there’ if anybody takes the time to look.

By far the best starting option is increasing the capacity of the Park End which should have been done 15 years ago. I actually prefer the idea of making it a much larger one tier stand holding approx 16,000, plenty of land behind the Park End and this could also create enough space for 1st class corporate lounges, maybe even a megastore and museum? Imagine the noise generated from a stand bigger than the Kop! ...

Just speculation I know but there have been preliminary plans drawn up for a one tier stand. I’m sure it was costed at £22m. I wonder how much we can get for Bellefield if LCC want it?

Gavin Ramejkis
40   Posted 06/01/2010 at 18:51:54

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Neil, DK mate, KD was just a monumental fuck-up on BK’s behalf so he didn’t lose ownership of the club, Paul Gregg and Granchester provided a funding source that would have lost BK ownership of the club, the outcome was an unforgiveable travesty and bullshit of galactic proportions; Trinity Newspapers used to slur Gregg and the laughable FSF.

Accepting the size of Tesco as some sort of ability to influence politics and the law of the land is a tad silly and the fact it wasn’t just LCC that lodged formal complaints but all surrounding councils... Neil, if you must use the facts then choose them all.
Richard Porter
41   Posted 06/01/2010 at 19:57:49

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Wasn’t part of the money for Kirkby going to be raised from selling Goodison Park (or rather the land that it stands on)? So if we believe that the £78m available for Kirkby was accurate, you’d have to knock off the amount which was (in the business plan) to have been raised by the sale to get the amount actually available for a re-development of GP.
Gavin Ramejkis
42   Posted 06/01/2010 at 20:11:56

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Richard, that would have to be have been a remortgage as GP has at least one mortgage attached to it, possibly more; effectively, it belongs to another bank... cheers, BK.
Jay Harris
43   Posted 06/01/2010 at 23:41:59

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Richard, Gavin is correct: there is a £15 million mortgage on GP and it’s assumed market value has been set at about £13 million, so no contribution there then!!
Lee Smith
44   Posted 07/01/2010 at 08:07:17

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Early "Post of the Year" contender goes to Ciaran’s effort on 06/01/2010 at 11:10:03 . I read it last night and am still laughing this morning!

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