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A Song for the Big Fella
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After Saturday's fabulous performance, it struck me that we don't have a chant for Mo the Fro.
Suggestions on lyrics, tune and how we get it to catch on!
Amanda Hudson, Posted 17/01/2010 at 17:29:36
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Amanda, did you go the match on Saturday? If so, what part of the ground did you go in?
Phil, that’s beautiful... I’m actually feeling quite emotional after reading that!!!
What tune is it sung to?
What tune is it sung to?
To the..um...’tune’ of the old St Margaret Mary’s infants classic - Michael Finnegan.
We know a man callled Marounane Fellaini
Looks like a twat but he’s very brainy
His napper is envied by Dick Cheyney
Hope he kicks the shite out of big fat Wayne...ee.
(see you at the Grammys!)
We know a man callled Marounane Fellaini
Looks like a twat but he’s very brainy
His napper is envied by Dick Cheyney
Hope he kicks the shite out of big fat Wayne...ee.
(see you at the Grammys!)
How about (to the tune of Guantanamera)
Marouane Fellaini
There’s only Mara One Fellaini
Marouane Fellaini
There’s only Mara One Fellaini
Marouane Fellaini
There’s only Mara One Fellaini
Marouane Fellaini
There’s only Mara One Fellaini
Clever Mickey, I like!
How about a rip off of the Paddy Vierra song they used to sing at Arsenal.
Fellaini, oh-ay-oh,
Fellaini, oh-ay-oh,
The afro’s f*ckin class,
He’ll put you on your ass
repeat, and fade...
How about a rip off of the Paddy Vierra song they used to sing at Arsenal.
Fellaini, oh-ay-oh,
Fellaini, oh-ay-oh,
The afro’s f*ckin class,
He’ll put you on your ass
repeat, and fade...
I think i went something like:
Viera, oh-ay-oh,
Viera, oh-ay-oh,
He somes from Senegal,
He plays for Arsenal
(crap isn’t it)
Viera, oh-ay-oh,
Viera, oh-ay-oh,
He somes from Senegal,
He plays for Arsenal
(crap isn’t it)
Apologies for the spelling
To the tune of Gary Glitter’s ’Hello, Hello good to be back’ and ’Scousers Aggro’
’Marro, Marro
Scousers afro
Scousers afro
Marro!
You need to be over 40 to know this one!
’Marro, Marro
Scousers afro
Scousers afro
Marro!
You need to be over 40 to know this one!
Can I ask everyone who went on Saturday.
Did you hear the Fellaini Song (the one mentioned by Phil Gray on the first reply) sung by the Gwladys Street v City?
If not what part of the ground were you in?
Did you hear the Fellaini Song (the one mentioned by Phil Gray on the first reply) sung by the Gwladys Street v City?
If not what part of the ground were you in?
Derek, I was in the Top Balcony on Saturday. Heard the Felaini song but it wasnt that loud and couldnt really make it out. How did it go ?
Would love to hear this ’round Goodison:
To the tune of Greatest American Hero:
Believe it or not,
he’s got afro hair.
I never thought he was worth the fee-.
Winning us ball, on the ground, in the air,
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, Fellaini
To the tune of Greatest American Hero:
Believe it or not,
he’s got afro hair.
I never thought he was worth the fee-.
Winning us ball, on the ground, in the air,
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, Fellaini
Back in the late 1960’s I think it was The Hollies had a hit single called Carrie Anne. I think the chorus was something like " Hey Carrie Anne what’s your game now can anybody play ?"I suppose that could possibly be adapted using the words Mouranne instead of Carrie Anne. Sorry I am not enough of a Hollies fan to know the rest of the lyrics !!
When he was at Standard Liege they used to sing one to the tune of Agadoo(shocking I know) which translates went like
Fellani-ni-ni est meilleur que Garbini
Fellaini-ni-ni est un fameux gabarit
A sa gauche, a sa droite, il ramasse tout ce qui passe
Au Standard, c’est le roi, et il chie sur Biglia...
Which translates something like...
Fellaini-ni-ni is better than Garbini
Fellaini-ni-ni is famous for his height
To the left to the right, he wins every ball in sight
At Standard he’s the king and he shits on Biglia
Not sure if we could do anything with that but I’m sure the line ’shits on Steve G' has to go in there somewhere!!
Fellani-ni-ni est meilleur que Garbini
Fellaini-ni-ni est un fameux gabarit
A sa gauche, a sa droite, il ramasse tout ce qui passe
Au Standard, c’est le roi, et il chie sur Biglia...
Which translates something like...
Fellaini-ni-ni is better than Garbini
Fellaini-ni-ni is famous for his height
To the left to the right, he wins every ball in sight
At Standard he’s the king and he shits on Biglia
Not sure if we could do anything with that but I’m sure the line ’shits on Steve G' has to go in there somewhere!!
Hows about (to the tune of "I love you baby, and if its quite alright," Andy Williams)
"We... love.... you..... FELLI, come on an score tonight
We love you FELLI, just don’t play shite tonight
We love you FELLI, trust in me when I say... (and repeat)
"We... love.... you..... FELLI, come on an score tonight
We love you FELLI, just don’t play shite tonight
We love you FELLI, trust in me when I say... (and repeat)
What about this, to the tune of Baby Give It Up by KC and the Sunshine Band
MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA MAR-OUANE FELL-AINI, FELL-AINI, MAROUANE FELLAINI
MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA
MAR-OUANE FELL-AINI, FELL-AINI, MAROUANE FELLAINI!!!
MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA MAR-OUANE FELL-AINI, FELL-AINI, MAROUANE FELLAINI
MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA
MAR-OUANE FELL-AINI, FELL-AINI, MAROUANE FELLAINI!!!
To the classic "How Deep Is Your Love" by the Bee Gees
How big is your Fro
Is your Fro, how big is your Fro
I really need to know
Cos from here it looks so fxxxin’ big
Is it a wig
Don’t cut it off Marouane
Cos we’re all its number one fan!
La La La La, Ohhhhhhh....
Repeat Chorus
How big is your Fro
Is your Fro, how big is your Fro
I really need to know
Cos from here it looks so fxxxin’ big
Is it a wig
Don’t cut it off Marouane
Cos we’re all its number one fan!
La La La La, Ohhhhhhh....
Repeat Chorus
Hey lads, the song for the big fella has to be, to the tune of the Addams family.....
He’s better than john terry,
He’s tall and he’s hairy,
He’s really really scary,
He is Marouane Fellaini......
He’s better than john terry,
He’s tall and he’s hairy,
He’s really really scary,
He is Marouane Fellaini......
Mike Elbey - the Fellaini song is the one mentioned on the very first reply (to the tune of you’re too good to be true).
The reason why I was asking about where you sat is that that song got very loud in the Gwladys Street. Yet most of the people here obviously didn’t hear it.
We’ve been asking for better acoustics in the Gwladys Street lower yet Everton have never bothered to improve them as they don’t understand/care about the problem. (A similar point was made in an article on here last week by Chris Butler).
To me this very article once again highlihgts the need top improve the acoustics in the Lower Gwladys Street. Is it any wonder some fans think we have no songs while other fans can reel off a few hundred. We simply cannot be heard!
The reason why I was asking about where you sat is that that song got very loud in the Gwladys Street. Yet most of the people here obviously didn’t hear it.
We’ve been asking for better acoustics in the Gwladys Street lower yet Everton have never bothered to improve them as they don’t understand/care about the problem. (A similar point was made in an article on here last week by Chris Butler).
To me this very article once again highlihgts the need top improve the acoustics in the Lower Gwladys Street. Is it any wonder some fans think we have no songs while other fans can reel off a few hundred. We simply cannot be heard!
Admittedly this song would only be apropos playing Chelsea.
Directed at Roman A., to the tune of The Beatles’ " You Never Give Me Your Money":
"We’ll never give you Fellaini
We don’t want any of your funny paper"
Directed at Roman A., to the tune of The Beatles’ " You Never Give Me Your Money":
"We’ll never give you Fellaini
We don’t want any of your funny paper"
Sorry, I’m not having ’Felli’.
The tune : Volare.
Fell - aini . .............oh oh
Our Fellaini, oh oh oh oh
He wins the ball on the ground
He wins the ball in the air
He’s the best Belgian you’ve ever found
The Big Fella with the big hair
Fell - aini ............... oh oh
Our Fellaini, oh oh oh oh
The Big Fella with the big hair
And we’d follow him anywhere.
Fell - aini . .............oh oh
Our Fellaini, oh oh oh oh
He wins the ball on the ground
He wins the ball in the air
He’s the best Belgian you’ve ever found
The Big Fella with the big hair
Fell - aini ............... oh oh
Our Fellaini, oh oh oh oh
The Big Fella with the big hair
And we’d follow him anywhere.
To the tune of I Love You Baby...
He Is Fellaini
He always spots the pass
He Is Fellaini
And he should grow a tash
He Is Fellaini
City ain’t got the cash
Ohh yeeeahh
He Is Fellaini
He always spots the pass
He Is Fellaini
And he should grow a tash
He Is Fellaini
City ain’t got the cash
Ohh yeeeahh
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Mauro Fellaini, I'd let you shag my wife
Mauro Fellaini, I want that curly hair toooo!