Questions and Answers
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Questions and Answers.
I was reading on toffeeweb a few days ago about arranging interviews with people from the club. This is no longer done as Michael Kenrick pointed out, we all too predictably know the answer to some questions.
Moving on, after looking at the Liverpool Echo Website. I see that a couple a Journalists (Greg O'Keeffe & David Prentice) from the local paper will be doing an online questions on answers forum.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news//tm_headline=everton-fc-live-blog-greg-o-keeffe-and-david-prentice-answer-your-questions%26method=full%26objectid=27319819%26siteid=100252-name_page.html
After recent results and lack of direction now evident on and off the field, what I'm suggesting is that we collectively list out our questions (sensibly - otherwise they won't get answered) below and present them forward, or possibly source the best questions then present them for comment of the journo types. (Maybe something to include on the forums is the thumbs up thumbs down tab like the one on the OS, if this is seen as a improvement). Who knows it may give the Echo something better to put on it's back pages than a rallying cry from the usual suspects.
I'll be doing my best to log on around that time.
So come on let's be hearing you.
Shaun Brennan,
London Posted 22/09/2010 at 12:37:20
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The questions they choose to answer will be obvious. The Echo is nothing more than the club's official mouth piece. Waste of time all round.
Here's one: Why do we persist with the lone striker when it's obvious it doesn't work?
And what advantage does the 4-5-1 or 5-4-1 system have over the 4-4-2?
Another: Why do we persist in players being played out of position? Seeing as this is the strongest squad we've had in a long time.
Is Slaven Bilic available?
Is Leon Osman going to play 94 minutes of every game?
Has David Moyes lost the dressing room?
Are Everton ever going to seize the opportunity to overtake our neighbours?
Charlie I reckon two of them are Yes and two of them are No.
You pick.
Can we change our motto to 'Nothing but the worst is good enough'?
Can we ask Kenwright how are we going to fund our transfer policy next summer?
"And what advantage does the 4-5-1 or 5-4-1 system have over the 4-4-2?"
The five in midfield covers over the fact that we haven't got four good enough midfielder to allow us to have a 4-4-2 and we don't have 2 fit forwards (Saha crocked, Yak unfit, Anichebe (ha forward) crocked, Vaughan (soon to be crocked on loan to Palace)
You won't get answers, you'll get fob offs.
Will Bill be able to answer all these questions with his 24/7 investment policy?
Christopher McCullough
Posted 22/09/2010 at 16:50:20
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Given this hypothetical opportunity I would ask, with no expectation of a plain or truthful answer, this question of David Moyes:
In line with the reasons you decided to become a coach, do you want to be the Everton manager ?
Is the club for sale?
If so, at what price?
Do any board members insist on staying?
Where are my bloody car keys?
Tony, Wally's in the kop, it's full of Wally's in there!
It's like a Where's Wally for beginners!
Is the correct answer David
@ Tony 12.
If only he could be that honest.
So how about. After nearly 10 years in charge, how come we don't have a midfield good enough to play 442.
And, is it true you and Round are useless bastards when it comes to tactics.
11 - We will sell Rodwell or Fellaini or both next summer to finance new players in.
11 - We will sell Rodwell or Fellaini or both next summer to finance new players in.
I appreciate the hard work that must go in to running such a historic football club such as Everton and I appreciate that unless results are positive after the final whistle has blown the manager will undoubtedly get the blame, for he is the one who has picked the team. We all know deep down that without a huge investment in our great club we will never achieve higher than 4th place in the league, so the question is 'who would win in a fight between the Dalai Lama and the Pope?'
Q. Why dont you give Ozzy a rest and start with Coleman at right attack mid, and play a world cup finalist next to Jags?
COYB
What happened to Keith Wyness?
What happened to Baz Rathbone?
Who fucked up in the Dan Gosling saga and WHY?
Why is Heitinga playing further forward than Aarteta?
Why is Fellaini playing further forward than Arteta?
Why is Beckford up front on his own?
Why is Osman playing 94 mins every game?
Why is Coleman not first choice right back?
Why isn't Heitinga and Jagielka in central defence?
Why does Moyes always end the season with a team he should have started with?
Whatever happened to Robert Elstone?
It is apparent that the side is severely lacking a striker with pace at the moment. Saha can not be depended on to stay fit for a sustained period of time. Moyes has said that Yakubu wanted to leave during the summer and was not fit. Beckford is completely untried at this level. And Anichebe had been moved out wide and was known to not be fit during the summer. So knowing all of this, how the fuck could David Moyes have sent James Vaughan out on loan only to watch him score a hat trick for his new side?
Why can't we have Southern Fried Chicken at Goodison?
Why don't you get a window cleaner to clean that big 'glass' screen on the side of the Main Stand and Top Balcony by the Church? It's filthy!
Why cant we randomly pick 11 wally's from the crowd to put on a show for us?
Why doesn't the Groundsman at Goodison cut the grass in a diamond pattern anymore?
Is Keith Wyness buried under Bill Kenwright's patio?
Who were the other Everton players with Rooney in the 'Granny shagging' incident back in 2004?
Is Jon Woods real or is he a manikin wheeled into the Director's Box for every home game?
Would Bill Kenwright or any of the Board be prepared to wear a 'mankini' in public to raise money for a good cause?
Was Bill Kenwright the most relieved man in the room when Kirkby was thrown out? ( WHERE would he have found ' £78 MILLION from? )
Is Yakubu really only 28? (years not stone )
Is Bill Kenwright such a theatre legend that he is actually doing the management and arranging the script for our actors when they get out the on the stage
Has David Moyes watched the film Mike Bassett England Manager, especially the scene where he says ''England will be playing four four fucking two''?
Any chance of us getting Mike Bassett on Board?
Is David Moyes Sammy Lee in disguise?
How many times has Robert Earl been made bankrupt?
Has Jon Woods ever done anything of any note at EFC?
Why is our 2nd kit Pink and 3rd kit Vanllla?
Is Osman the 1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th/6th/7th/8th/9th/10th/11th name on the teamlist every game?
Why does Osman keep getting a starting berth?
Can you share with us some of the skills, invaluable insights and innovative methods super tactician Steve Round has brought to the club? Apart from fucking mimicry.
Why can't someone shove a big square peg up Round's hole, fuck him off back to obscurity and get a decent coach in.
David, as a renowned 'breasts' man, who has the biggest, most spectacular tits you've ever set eyes upon? Beattie or Yakubu?
Should are £5 million centre back Silver Dustbin be given a free transfer back to 3-2-1
David, does Leon Osman spit or swallow?
David, have you ever actually seen Yakubu's birth certificate
with respect to 40 surely 100 quid would get some new corregated plastic from Rapid hardware to replace the green moldy pigeon shit infested screen we have at the moment?? And what about the pale blue gravel?
What happened with Krøldrup?
Are Northampton in League 2?
Who is Barry Thompson and why is he not on the board?
Should B.K. make a comeback in Corrie as Norris's long lost brother ?
Who does Steve Round talk to on his headset ?
Why did Bungle walk around naked all day then go to bed in pajamas ??
What date does the safety certificate expire for Goodison Park ?
David, if / when you go to pastures new, will Osman be your first signing.
David, given the piss poor performances to date of the"best squad you have had at Everton" why the big cheesy grin on your fizzer
(sorry-question retracted as it's obviously the massive fucking contract you signed when Kenwright persuaded you to stay)
Who, apart from Osman will line up against Fulham?
If David Moyes is the anwser, then what the fuck is the question??
David can you please tell Phil Neville to shut the fuck up with his rallying cries?
No you can't? Sound, might as well give him another 4 year contract and make him one of our highest paid players then.
What the hell is in the "veggie" pies at Goodison?
Has "plan B" still not shown up?
Have you heard of an underground movement known as Toffeeweb?
Shaun - what did you expect mate?!?!?!?!
Everyone is FED UP with the shite we get fed year-after-year; people will stop goin' I promise you.
Ask those twats at the Echo this: How the FUCK did Coco The Clown get fuckin MOTM on Saturday? Did they they go to the same game as me.....?!?!?!?
Fuck them off.
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