Laughs out loud..

look we have enough idiots in and around our club we do not need to add any you jack made your desisions not take it like a man and go we play better without you lad

Probably thinking he’ll play more mins for Scotland than everton.

Fuck off Tuchel !!!

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s telling Jarred to move .

Newcastle play like England?

Burn better than jarred ?

Why take jarred if he’s not "suited to your style of play " ?

Not really that bothered he hasn’t played, we’ve done better without him.

With the squad so light, every option is vital, and he can impact the game, if he’s on his game.

Got to do more when he gets his chance, prove he’s not just taking the dough and going through the motions.

As long as he is fit to play for Everton that’s all that counts ,as for Tuchel he should of been sacked after the world cup the man’s a clown

Could it be, that Branthwaite, dare I say, has had injuries not long ago, and Tuchel wants to see how he’s doing this season, and the start of the next? That would make sense, otherwise, it’s baffling. Even though Branthwaite is at Everton, that should not stop him from getting a nod, as Burn from Newcastle United got straight in. Keep progressing, Branthwaite – there’s plenty of matches for you at EFC.

I wouldn’t swap Dan Burn plus £10m for Tarkowski, let alone Branthwaite.

I am a huge Branthwaite fan.

But i can only think they’re concerned he isn’t fully fit, but they want to see him around the squad.

I thought the decision to play him left back by Moyes, was stupid. It was asking for trouble. am not convinced he can currently play at full tilt without blowing a muscle injury.

He has my heart in my mouth when he pulls up, as the drop in the back 4 is huge without him. Obrien might match his pace, but the distribution & step up into midfield is a different level with Branthwaite.

Keeping him, is about matching his ambition. That’s a worry after last summer. He could be another talent that does it elsewhere.

‘A good few days training’, could have had a couple of more days if he was more professional, and put his teammates and club first.

Nailed on to start the derby and George dropped (even if George scores against Brentford and has a blinder).

no kevin certainly are’nt stupid are they ? everton however have long since cornered the market on premier league stupidity !

did the fuckwits in our crack recruitment teams not read the small print on the contract – we have history of just signing whatever is put in front of us – oh and off topic anyone heard the trailer on radio merseyside for their ‘total sport’ programme its tim cahill mumbling something about the futures bright coz the players are for the future ! or some such drivel , no doubt written by bullshitter angus…it sounds awful .

thanks jack but you should be going back – no other club went after him , file under , only everton..

I said in earlier posts. Tuchel is the new Graham Taylor. Won’t accept when there is a better players available but instead ignores the experts and presses on,regardless of winning or losing. I understand if you have a team of players that play together all the time and they know each others position on the pitch then fluidity can be achieved. When one is injured then surely you pick the best performing player. Tuchel won’t last long if he continues to ignore the best players.

It’s better for Everton if branthwaite remains on the sidelines because there’s less likely hood he will be injured….. COYB

He wont play against Brentford imo.

I’d have my last nicker he starts against liverpool

We all have in this city Christy.☘️☘️

Hopefully we can work him in

He’s joined the long and never ending list of footballers blessed with ridiculously brilliant skills who believe that they can do whatever they want because they are oh so indispensable.

Alcohol generally being their greatest nemesis followed by drugs then psychotic behaviour in the top 3 negative categories they are also blessed with.

Jack pissed me off doing whatever it was exactly that he did. (Which was clearly more than sagging off – which in itself for a pl pro is abhorrent) Not one word of apology or asking humbly for forgiveness from adoring fans.

Donate 80% of your post tax wages to charities and ride a ladies bicycle to work everyday, bellend.

Well he can shove his smug smile up his arse. He fucked everyone over. Id like to see the back of him in January, but I think we’re stuck with him until . God we dont half pick shitty loaners.

It shows how much of a dickhead Tuchel is, embarrassing to say the least, imagine how Jarrad is feeling.

Just wondering any chance he has Irish a bit of Irish blood!

frank , how can barry horne know moyes inside out ? he never played for moyes as he had left everton well before DM took over from woeful walter smith’ so barry horne has never trained or had team talks etc. with DM ..(when i say DM i don’t mean danger mouse ! )

obviously we don’t want branthwaite getting injured playing for england or at left back for everton…but i think jimmy salt might be on to something there

but dan burn ??? not like newcastle are doing great is it ? tuchel has always struck me as if he’s taking the piss in the england job – i mean taking jordan henderson and the brentford betting boy to the world cup !

Not been missed at all. In fact he did us a favour. Don’t want him back in the team over George.

If he’s not playing, he won’t get injured. That will do for me.

Tuchel should have been sacked after the world cup.

He simply can’t walk back into the team. We have young players playing for their future; what message does that send?

It makes you wonder if it’s one big orchestrated mind fuck. I’ve seen many a player (not just at Everton) deserving of an INGUURRLAND place frozen out, and then they join a so-called top club and miraculously become a regular.

UTD worry me now; their new boss is going to have to make some statement signings. I just hope our absent owners don’t sell us short if the worst comes to the worst.

Thats a bit like buying a bag of ice when you live at the North Pole.

what it does show though is that we’re stuck with him, City clearly have left no room for us to return him for disciplinary reasons. they aren’t stupid.

“Now, let’s all move forward” I hope you include Grealish in that statement, going forward? He’s going backwards or sideways most of the time and if he gives the same standards of performance as he has done since he came here he will be of little use to Everton.

it’s an honour for Jarrad just to be on the same pitch as Dan Burn.

For the sake of the squad, I am glad he is back. However what irked me most was the timing of his AWOL. The support he had received from Moyes, the supporters and at a time when we are so short of numbers he kicked sand in accumulative faces. “I love playing for this club”. Prove it Jack – in the field.

if you look at him five years ago he was the picture of health.

Now, not so much.

No-one is commenting much because it is the international break, muppet.

We don’t know the background reason for him going missing, so without that it’s difficult to comment.

But without a very good reason it’s a very serious breach of disaplin and trust.

Its funny to me too Stu.

It`s obvious to anyone with a basic knowledge of football what Moyes priorities are.

His points total at Utd went way down as well.

89 points the previous season,86 goals scored

64 points Moyes season ,64 goals scored

Been reading through these comments and it is funny to me that people would even question whether or not Moyes focuses on defensiveness in training – of course he does! Whether that is right or wrong is down to opinion but the evidence over his career is very clear (and how some of our more attacking young players struggle to get in the team).

But it’s easy to blame our small squad (which I believe Moyes loves) however look no further than his time at Man Utd. The title winning team he took over scored 2.25 goals per game (as did Fergusons teams in general) when Moyes was in charge that same team scored 1.6 goals per game.

That does not simply happen, it is trained (as Rio Ferdinand spoke about – Fergie wanted to win, Moyes wants to not lose).

I wonder what would have happened to Ronaldo if Moyes and not Ferguson had been his manager…?

Notable by their absence? I think you need to check all the comments before making misleading statements like that.

Let’s see where we are after the Liverpool, Man City and Brentford games before christening Moyes as the new messiah

I never believe any statistic I didn’t make up myself – Winston Churchill…allegedly

Gradual increase of pop ups in general, won’t be long before it’s like the red echo

Craig; before the goal, we started off and didn’t look too convincing, you could almost see the goal coming as Coventry realised we weren’t going to over run them, we were grateful to reach HT.

Assuming the players didn’t suddenly acquire that unconvincing mind set once they crossed the white line.

Q)Just who sent them out with a certain set of pre-game instructions ringing in their ears?

TFG, Angus, Baines, The Tea Lady?

A) None of the above.

I wonder who it was🤔

I refer all readers to my comment the day he re-signed

Moyes will be Moyes

That said though, right this minute there are stlll bigger problems at this Club than who the Coach is.

Why do you always have to get so angry and personal, Paul?

Patric, what I was getting at is that if our jewel in the crown is in the top 40 then the standard of PL players is pretty low.

He has scored goals, which in itself is a vast achievement and an incredible feat considering his talentless beginnings. The quality and dubious nature of his finishing is there for all to see as are his wayward efforts and glaring misses. Match contribution is getting better but his actual control, distribution and overall ability is weak. But what I call top form clearly differs from Statistical Bean Counters – R – Us.

Hear,hear

Jordan will not be England’s #1 five years from now. Not sure who it will be, but it will not be JP.

Oh, we got us a classic quote for the ToffeeWeb Hall of Falsehoods:

James Tarkowski — someone who is slow, over-aggressive, liable to make uncontrolled tackles, and get sent off.

That’s brilliant, John. Tarky never sent off in how many games???

‘… garner and dewsbury hall outstrip anyone tuchel picks’.

Complete twaddle is the kind word for this.

Erm: ‘He seems to have a mental block regarding Everton players’.

Pickford. Is selecting Everton players a ‘mental block’? Is bringing them on as subs a ‘mental block’?

File under ‘Amb: Ridiculous’.

Croatia have Nikola Vlašić, former Blue, playing under Slaven Bilic, former Blue.

Dan Burn is having a very good game. He was towering in the Mexico game.

One of the most absurd and misinformed posts that I have ever read on here in two decades.

Anyone else think Tuchel looks like Timmy off South Park? Timmy!

He’s given us 4 goals in 44 appearances, since his arrival.

When Moyes arrived, he did play Charly. He was still giving him starts and minutes last season, until Alcaraz had injuries. Since then, he hardly plays.

On a positive note, he’s scored one goal thus far, in only 49 minutes of play. So his goal return "Per 90+ minutes" is 2.

An unprecedented level of production.