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Dundee 0 - 4 Everton

Pre-season kicked off in earnest this afternoon with a visit of some of the Everton squad to Dens Park, where they were gifted most of the goals.

It feels like we've been here before... too many times, in fact.

The most commercialised World Cup is grinding to its inevitable conclusion tomorrow — without "coming home" naturally — while Jordan Pickford may not actually have to perform one more time in the utterly meaningless 3rd-place match between England and France later tonight. 

Meanwhile, we have the effervescent optimism for a new season around the corner, tempered by cold realities that we only have one new addition in the shape of Hayden Hackney to balance the 15 departed, some of the best players in the squad won't return for weeks, the club has devised a gruelling seven-match pre-season schedule that could easily tire everyone out like they were for the dreadful end to last season... and yes, we still have the same manager

But down to business: after a training camp in Scotland, what else but a nice easy start at Dens Park, home of Dundee, pride of the Scottish Premiership? It's a chance for public airing of the new away strip, just released last week, and a chance to see young players coming through who may be given brief cameos to bolster the threadbare first-team squad.

Kick-off is at 2:00 pm BST. Those with valid memberships can subscribe to watch the game via EvertonTV

First Half

The Spurs look-a-likes almost were gifted a goal inside 5 minutes when a harmless backpass was missed by the Dundee goalkeeper, who just managed to scramble back and clear it off the line. 

Both Dibling and Aznou had opportunities to put early crosses in but played the ball backwards to keep possession. Iroegbunaman was strong in the middle, cutting out moves as well as giving up fouls.

A nice move between George and Dewsbury-Hall almost set up the first decent chance and won a corner. A great through-ball from Armstrong should have been converted by Beto but he drove wide. Aznou then powered forward but his effort was well blocked.  A rare Dundee attack saw a snapshot straight at Travers. 

A forward break with George and Dewsbury-Hall was just too slow and tentative when more pace was required. A looping cross from Dundee caused havoc, Travers getting an arm across the face. 

Beto was given the ball and a chance to run forward but he looked leaden and scuffed a weak shot at goal. But his next weak ground shot off a good pass from Dewsbury-Hall got a huge deflection that flew over the goalie, for Beto (38') to give Everton the lead. 

George worked his way inside and tried to curl his shot in at the far post, but it was deflected, winning a corner. That fell to George but he was too hesitant pulling the trigger.  

Second Half

David Moyes made 4 changes after the break. Former Everton Academy player Ryan Astley came on for Dundee.

Dibling saw a chance to smash a loose ball at goal but it flew over the bar. Armstrong won the ball well but Dibling was again hugely disappointing on the ball. A nice cross from Rohl set up Alcaraz, but the shot was hopelessly weak.

Tyrique George dribbled into the area and went down but there was no real penalty shout. And it was almost all change on the hour mark as the U21s came on. 

George Finney put a great ball in for Braiden Graham but he just couldn't make contact. Barry dragged his shot well wide. 

Thierno Barry (70') closed the goalkeeper down as he went to clear and the deflection looped back over him into the goal for Everton's second. McNeil got forward but could only shoot at the goalkeeper.

After what might have been a foul by Olayiwola in the Everton area, Tom King made a decent save. At the other end, Graham tried to run it in but was dispossessed.

A poor clearance from the Dundee keeper was sidefooted cleanly into the open net by Harvey Foster (82').

More playing out nonsense from Dundee gifted a 4th goal to Dwight McNeil (88'). Tarkowski seemed determined to give Dundee a penalty at the other end but Will Tamen was in with a great blocking tackle that led to the final corner of the game, caught well by Tom King.

Teamsheet

Everton: Travers (46' King), Rohl (60' Tamen), O'Brien (46' Tarkowski), Keane (60' Campbell), Aznou (60' Foster), Armstrong (60' Graham), Iroegbunam (60' Olayiwola), Dibling (60' Finney), Dewsbury-Hall (46' McNeil), George (60' Barry), Beto (46' Alcaraz).

Subs not Used:  Catesby. 

 

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Michael Kenrick
1 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:32:55
Obviously no Pickford, Ndiaye or Patterson.

Were there a few others mentioned who would be conspicuous by their absence?

Oooo video starting NOW!

Really good starting line-up... except No Hackney ... What the Fuck???

And of course No Branthwaite!!!
Michael Kenrick
2 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:39:41
Hackney -- new to the squad, on an integration pathway [sic]

Branthwaite -- back in training, working up to match fitness.

Mykolenko -- in Ukraine for the birth of his second son.

Garner -- feeling his groin a bit.
John Collins
3 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:46:07
Rohl the latest infill for the right back slot.
Michael Kenrick
4 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:58:16
Decent team selection, I think. These are mostly the players I want to see.

I don't want to see Tarkowski and McNeil, that's for sure.

Lousy picture quality. The HD machine broke or was confiscated at the border.
Mike Kennedy
5 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:10:47
I can't logon to the match it keeps sending me round in circles.
Don Wright
6 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:18:13
Mike I had that problem I emailed customer services and they got back to me I don't know if they did anyting there end I was told to log out the log back in and it worked, and they got to me within ten mins
Michael Kenrick
7 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:22:09
Dibling is on the far side and hard to see but he is just not playing the way I want to see --- he's slowing things right down or playing it backwards.
Don Wright
8 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:22:36
is it time for the add break yet ?
Liam Mogan
9 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:28:08
Dibling just does everything so slowly. Looks absolutely devoid of confidence
Dave Abrahams
10 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:29:28
Michael O/P to add a bit of interest what is the estimated attendance.
Mike Kennedy
11 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:31:26
Thanks Don I will give it a go.
Kevin Molloy
12 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:34:09
Yes, Dibling may well go on to have a good career but I don't think it will be at Everton.
Jack Convery
13 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:34:12
Will there be cake at H/T ?
Liam Mogan
14 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:41:32
Need to go to 8 CBs now and hold on
Michael Kenrick
15 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:46:26
Dave,

I counted 37 kopties in The Bill Shankly Stand... What the fuck?!?!
Jeff Armstrong
16 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:55:25
Bob Shankly stand, brother of Bill and Dens Park legend.

Wonder if Moyes will have the bottle to make changes after 45 minutes!
Derek Powell
17 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:57:41
https://vipleague.io/football/dundee-vs-everton-streaming-link-1
Liam Mogan
18 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:01:31
I thought it was Bob Shankly and Bill Paisley
Don Wright
19 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:03:17
i thought it was Bill and Ben
Derek Powell
20 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:10:19
Moyes can't help himself in resisting bringing on McNeil.

We can all see he's shite. Rohl looks good at right-back.
Keith Harrison
21 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:36:04
Looks like their goalie has backed Everton .
Keith Harrison
22 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:40:36
And a brilliant Try by England U20's v the All Blacks!!
Keith Harrison
23 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:42:54
And the third pass by the goalie to us!!!
Liam Mogan
24 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:43:46
This goalie is hilarious 😂
Michael Kenrick
25 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:45:28
Alcaraz was really poor there, when not taking the initiative from McNeil.
Darren Hind
26 Posted 18/07/2026 at 16:04:32
Fleetwood just gone 6 under.

Oh Tommy Tommy
Jack Convery
27 Posted 18/07/2026 at 16:19:57
Leicester fan page stating we have agreed terms with Fatawu and finalising deal with Leicester for £15m plus addons.
Raymond Fox
28 Posted 18/07/2026 at 16:29:07
We have not scored 4 goals for a while but it sounds like we had some help. Our two centre forwards will be goal machines this season. just watch!

Anyone been to Birkdale this week, I've attended a couple there before but not this year, my legs have gone now.
Steve Brown
29 Posted 18/07/2026 at 17:07:09
Dibling, Rohl, George and Aznou all played well.

Fleetwood now 7 under.
Edward Rogers
30 Posted 18/07/2026 at 17:50:58
We'll probably put a bid in for their goalkeeper!
David West
31 Posted 18/07/2026 at 19:12:49
Sounded like Aznou played well. Great to see Aznou play, in fact it's just good to know he's still alive!!

Reports Fatawu is done, or is he our new Gnonto? We seem to be in for him every window, like Gnonto.

Norton-Cruyff is another one who keeps cropping up.

Any agent with a right-back must be flogging them our way now, I can just hear the calls:

"He's only 22, great right foot, missing a right leg though..." He's a Nigerian 45 though Davie !!!
Jim Bennings
32 Posted 18/07/2026 at 21:20:56
I can't understand Moyes blatant ignorance to Aznou last season, choosing the four performing and not particularly great defensively anymore, Mykolenko.

Moyes brought in Baines and Coleman back in the day, he was a clear advocate of attacking modern day fullbacks, so why he's regressed his mentality from that era is beyond me.
Jeff Armstrong
33 Posted 18/07/2026 at 21:38:09
How many wide players do we need?
Fatawu to add to Dibling, George, Grealish? Any chance of a RB? A striker and a LB maybe?
I thought Aznou played well today, he’s better than the current incumbent, and I thought that last year when he signed, his pedigree at BM and Barca told me he was better than Myko I still believe that and his 60 minutes today was far better than any 60 minutes Mykolenko has served up lately, but its a low bar cos Mykolenko is absolute shite
Fleetwood down to 5 under and fading, damn.
Tomorrow is another day though.
Paul Griffiths
34 Posted 19/07/2026 at 07:14:02
Sorry, nice win, but I'm really a tad down in the dumps - Beto starting and the #9, replaced by Barry at half-time, no natural right-back, and fecking McNeil.

Not that things might change, but a dreary reminder of where we are at the moment. And was that Saint David-of-Lytham-St-Annes I saw in the dugout? Who the fuck with a big wad of cash and a modicum of taste chooses to live in Bobby Ball's LSA?

Today reminded me of just how much there is still to do and we sluggishly slip into the second half of the window with one new face generated by apparently our top-drawer stats and whatever the buzzword is company who appear to be doing rather more for Roma than for us.

6 weeks or so to go. Stay calm. Cross fingers. But our expensively assembled crack recruitment lads have a lot of work and convincing to do.

Off topic, why is there an elephant sculpture on a fecking boat/ship in Kirkby town centre and a crazy armchair with wings sculpture?
Eric Myles
35 Posted 19/07/2026 at 08:36:40
Paul, McNeil came on as a sub, and scored a goal !

And LSA is the dream retirement destination for rich old old fogies who think they can hit a golf ball.

Just ask Don Alexander!
Paul Griffiths
36 Posted 19/07/2026 at 08:42:44
That's right Eric, Don, and Gordon Lee.

You'll have to do a little more, mate, than that Dwight McNeil nabbed a goal against that keeper. He is Hull, Burnley, 'boro, Sheff Utd., or Coventry bound.
Terry McLavey
37 Posted 19/07/2026 at 16:23:23
There used to be a joke going around about the quality of Scottish goalkeepers, yesterday's friendly definitely didn't do them any favours!

Glad about the win, some people dismiss friendlies as unimportant, I think it sets the tone for the season, having a win and scoring goals, it builds confidence, maybe enough to beat the golden boys at the top for change? Come on, Davie, break a habit?
Alan McGuffog
38 Posted 19/07/2026 at 16:57:54
Paul, I heard about this.

Isn't it something to do with illegal immigrants travelling by boat along the Alt from Huyton to Kirkby? 🤔
Paul Griffiths
39 Posted 19/07/2026 at 21:04:04
The Alt hits the big water around Hightown Alan. An obvious route and point of entry.

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