Dundee 0 - 4 Everton
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Pre-season kicked off in earnest this afternoon with a visit of some of the Everton squad to Dens Park, where they were gifted most of the goals.
It feels like we've been here before... too many times, in fact.
The most commercialised World Cup is grinding to its inevitable conclusion tomorrow — without "coming home" naturally — while Jordan Pickford may not actually have to perform one more time in the utterly meaningless 3rd-place match between England and France later tonight.
Meanwhile, we have the effervescent optimism for a new season around the corner, tempered by cold realities that we only have one new addition in the shape of Hayden Hackney to balance the 15 departed, some of the best players in the squad won't return for weeks, the club has devised a gruelling seven-match pre-season schedule that could easily tire everyone out like they were for the dreadful end to last season... and yes, we still have the same manager.
But down to business: after a training camp in Scotland, what else but a nice easy start at Dens Park, home of Dundee, pride of the Scottish Premiership? It's a chance for public airing of the new away strip, just released last week, and a chance to see young players coming through who may be given brief cameos to bolster the threadbare first-team squad.
Kick-off is at 2:00 pm BST. Those with valid memberships can subscribe to watch the game via EvertonTV.
First Half
The Spurs look-a-likes almost were gifted a goal inside 5 minutes when a harmless backpass was missed by the Dundee goalkeeper, who just managed to scramble back and clear it off the line.
Both Dibling and Aznou had opportunities to put early crosses in but played the ball backwards to keep possession. Iroegbunaman was strong in the middle, cutting out moves as well as giving up fouls.
A nice move between George and Dewsbury-Hall almost set up the first decent chance and won a corner. A great through-ball from Armstrong should have been converted by Beto but he drove wide. Aznou then powered forward but his effort was well blocked. A rare Dundee attack saw a snapshot straight at Travers.
A forward break with George and Dewsbury-Hall was just too slow and tentative when more pace was required. A looping cross from Dundee caused havoc, Travers getting an arm across the face.
Beto was given the ball and a chance to run forward but he looked leaden and scuffed a weak shot at goal. But his next weak ground shot off a good pass from Dewsbury-Hall got a huge deflection that flew over the goalie, for Beto (38') to give Everton the lead.
George worked his way inside and tried to curl his shot in at the far post, but it was deflected, winning a corner. That fell to George but he was too hesitant pulling the trigger.
Second Half
David Moyes made 4 changes after the break. Former Everton Academy player Ryan Astley came on for Dundee.
Dibling saw a chance to smash a loose ball at goal but it flew over the bar. Armstrong won the ball well but Dibling was again hugely disappointing on the ball. A nice cross from Rohl set up Alcaraz, but the shot was hopelessly weak.
Tyrique George dribbled into the area and went down but there was no real penalty shout. And it was almost all change on the hour mark as the U21s came on.
George Finney put a great ball in for Braiden Graham but he just couldn't make contact. Barry dragged his shot well wide.
Thierno Barry (70') closed the goalkeeper down as he went to clear and the deflection looped back over him into the goal for Everton's second. McNeil got forward but could only shoot at the goalkeeper.
After what might have been a foul by Olayiwola in the Everton area, Tom King made a decent save. At the other end, Graham tried to run it in but was dispossessed.
A poor clearance from the Dundee keeper was sidefooted cleanly into the open net by Harvey Foster (82').
More playing out nonsense from Dundee gifted a 4th goal to Dwight McNeil (88'). Tarkowski seemed determined to give Dundee a penalty at the other end but Will Tamen was in with a great blocking tackle that led to the final corner of the game, caught well by Tom King.
Teamsheet
Everton: Travers (46' King), Rohl (60' Tamen), O'Brien (46' Tarkowski), Keane (60' Campbell), Aznou (60' Foster), Armstrong (60' Graham), Iroegbunam (60' Olayiwola), Dibling (60' Finney), Dewsbury-Hall (46' McNeil), George (60' Barry), Beto (46' Alcaraz).
Subs not Used: Catesby.
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2 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:39:41
Branthwaite -- back in training, working up to match fitness.
Mykolenko -- in Ukraine for the birth of his second son.
Garner -- feeling his groin a bit.
3 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:46:07
4 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:58:16
I don't want to see Tarkowski and McNeil, that's for sure.
Lousy picture quality. The HD machine broke or was confiscated at the border.
5 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:10:47
6 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:18:13
7 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:22:09
8 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:22:36
9 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:28:08
10 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:29:28
11 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:31:26
12 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:34:09
13 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:34:12
14 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:41:32
15 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:46:26
I counted 37 kopties in The Bill Shankly Stand... What the fuck?!?!
16 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:55:25
Wonder if Moyes will have the bottle to make changes after 45 minutes!
17 Posted 18/07/2026 at 14:57:41
18 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:01:31
19 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:03:17
20 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:10:19
We can all see he's shite. Rohl looks good at right-back.
21 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:36:04
22 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:40:36
23 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:42:54
24 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:43:46
25 Posted 18/07/2026 at 15:45:28
26 Posted 18/07/2026 at 16:04:32
Oh Tommy Tommy
27 Posted 18/07/2026 at 16:19:57
28 Posted 18/07/2026 at 16:29:07
Anyone been to Birkdale this week, I've attended a couple there before but not this year, my legs have gone now.
29 Posted 18/07/2026 at 17:07:09
Fleetwood now 7 under.
30 Posted 18/07/2026 at 17:50:58
31 Posted 18/07/2026 at 19:12:49
Reports Fatawu is done, or is he our new Gnonto? We seem to be in for him every window, like Gnonto.
Norton-Cruyff is another one who keeps cropping up.
Any agent with a right-back must be flogging them our way now, I can just hear the calls:
"He's only 22, great right foot, missing a right leg though..." He's a Nigerian 45 though Davie !!!
32 Posted 18/07/2026 at 21:20:56
Moyes brought in Baines and Coleman back in the day, he was a clear advocate of attacking modern day fullbacks, so why he's regressed his mentality from that era is beyond me.
33 Posted 18/07/2026 at 21:38:09
Fatawu to add to Dibling, George, Grealish? Any chance of a RB? A striker and a LB maybe?
I thought Aznou played well today, hes better than the current incumbent, and I thought that last year when he signed, his pedigree at BM and Barca told me he was better than Myko I still believe that and his 60 minutes today was far better than any 60 minutes Mykolenko has served up lately, but its a low bar cos Mykolenko is absolute shite
Fleetwood down to 5 under and fading, damn.
Tomorrow is another day though.
34 Posted 19/07/2026 at 07:14:02
Not that things might change, but a dreary reminder of where we are at the moment. And was that Saint David-of-Lytham-St-Annes I saw in the dugout? Who the fuck with a big wad of cash and a modicum of taste chooses to live in Bobby Ball's LSA?
Today reminded me of just how much there is still to do and we sluggishly slip into the second half of the window with one new face generated by apparently our top-drawer stats and whatever the buzzword is company who appear to be doing rather more for Roma than for us.
6 weeks or so to go. Stay calm. Cross fingers. But our expensively assembled crack recruitment lads have a lot of work and convincing to do.
Off topic, why is there an elephant sculpture on a fecking boat/ship in Kirkby town centre and a crazy armchair with wings sculpture?
35 Posted 19/07/2026 at 08:36:40
And LSA is the dream retirement destination for rich old old fogies who think they can hit a golf ball.
Just ask Don Alexander!
36 Posted 19/07/2026 at 08:42:44
You'll have to do a little more, mate, than that Dwight McNeil nabbed a goal against that keeper. He is Hull, Burnley, 'boro, Sheff Utd., or Coventry bound.
37 Posted 19/07/2026 at 16:23:23
Glad about the win, some people dismiss friendlies as unimportant, I think it sets the tone for the season, having a win and scoring goals, it builds confidence, maybe enough to beat the golden boys at the top for change? Come on, Davie, break a habit?
38 Posted 19/07/2026 at 16:57:54
Isn't it something to do with illegal immigrants travelling by boat along the Alt from Huyton to Kirkby? 🤔
39 Posted 19/07/2026 at 21:04:04
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1 Posted 18/07/2026 at 13:32:55
Were there a few others mentioned who would be conspicuous by their absence?
Oooo video starting NOW!
Really good starting line-up... except No Hackney ... What the Fuck???
And of course No Branthwaite!!!