COLUMNIST KEVIN SPARKE
Response to Mr C
I?ve thought carefully about your deliberately provoking language bordering upon invective and I?m willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that this piece has been written not as a treatise truly examining Everton in comparison to that hotbed of footballing excellence in North London who have so remarkably set the world alight over the last 20 years? No, this piece is a pure vein of bile sodden, rank envy. You are truly to be pitied. You must really be shitting yourself to come out with such bollocks.
I?ll break your piece down into manageable chunks to illustrate how you got it oh so wrong:
Firstly, you are certainly right in your assertion that you are living in the shadow of your local rivals ? which ones by the way? Arsenal? Chelsea? Charlton? or Fulham? gosh there are so many to chose from ? is it any wonder you are so critical of your team; I mean coming joint third in a five horse race year on year out must really grate.
You then talk about a club of your ?Stature? whatever that means.
A club of your stature Mr C? Well, Since Spurs last won the title there have been 9 Prime Ministers, 9 Presidents of the USA 4 Popes, the Beatles had not had a hit record and there were only 2 TV channels? men hadn't walked on the moon and Joan Collins was still a virgin. Ah, but later in your piece you tell us that we dine out on our illustrious past ? good job you don?t, eh? (More fries with your burger?)
You?re not very good with history are you Mr C? Because I remember 1987 very well and I also remember the 'crippling fixture pile up'? ours. You never conceded the title, You were beaten by a better team, Mr C. Go on admit it ? contrition is good for the soul.
Your next assertion would be funny is it wasn?t so obviously tinged in bitterness. ?Liverpool supporters have more class?? are these the same Liverpool supporters who recently tried to emulate their forefathers in getting English clubs kicked out of Europe? The ?Worst Supporters in Europe? I read. More class, eh? Most Everton supporters I know don?t hate Spurs ? you barely register on the map, son.
I gave up there ? you made some fair points but your tendency to let your prejudice rule your intellect means your piece is nothing more than an ill-thought-out rant. Go away and do your homework.
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2 Posted 08/06/2007 at 22:23:54
For 20 years Everton have not been able to compete at the level they should be (i.e. for the league championship) and have fallen so far behind that coming 6th is considered a decent position.
In the present era, more than ever, you need savvy people running your club and not just your team. Everton just doesn’t have that and hasn’t had it for 20 years.
There’s no doubting Kenwright loves Everton, but it’s obvious he does not have the acumen to lead Everton football club.
A club with Everton’s size, fanbase, history and honours list has all the raw materials to be a vibrant, profitable club competing for the top prizes. Except for the fact we have the wrong guy in charge (Kenwright), whose solution is to lead Everton out of the city (at best a short term solution, not a long term solution).
NSNO.
3 Posted 09/06/2007 at 00:05:54
4 Posted 09/06/2007 at 09:47:33
5 Posted 09/06/2007 at 12:19:29
Quite true, Spurs don’t register. Never thought of them as our rivals. well just never thought of them.
6 Posted 09/06/2007 at 12:45:24
7 Posted 09/06/2007 at 13:07:27
8 Posted 09/06/2007 at 13:47:34
9 Posted 09/06/2007 at 14:50:30
So go ahead and buy all the £10 million players you want, there is no team in this countries history that has our fighting spirit.
We know how to win titles, and the difference between us and Spurs is that we can still remember a time when we weren’t afraid to try.
10 Posted 09/06/2007 at 15:15:03
11 Posted 09/06/2007 at 16:22:07
But instead of trying to discredit the whole piece because of his other indiscretions, let take them for what it is.
Yes, we were robbed of Lawton’s brilliance because of the war. Yes, we were robbed of Alan Ball and thus our favourite trio of midfielders when Catterick sold Ball for profit.
Yes, we were robbed through Heysel. But let’s get over it.
The decline started exactly during the glory years of the 80s.
We stopped scouting (how do you explain Fowler, McManaman, Owen etc in the Reds camp despite being toffee fans), we stopped investing in our grounds, being one of the last (if not the last team) to take on black (or non-white) players.
I’m a proud toffee fan for the past 23 years, and that is on the other side of the globe. Some of the comments I hear from our people, trying to make us sound so "working class" is kind of pathetic.
We were the Mersey Millionaires. We were the first ground to have undersoil heating. Goodison didn’t host big games because of its Everton heritage. It hosted big games then because the ground was ahead of its time.
We were the Man Utd and Chelseas of the yester-years. Think of the number of times we had broken transfer records in the past. So to fail to recognise that and gripe about how the Big Four are buying success is being really myopic.
Let’s recognise that we are no longer the Big Five / Four, and accept that it’ll be a short while more before that can happen. Aim for Excellence (NSNO), but be grounded in the present.
Some of our fans act like Man City fans. While teams produce season reviews of great goals, cup runs and wins, league runs, we rant & rave about the 3-0 win over the "dark side".
I am looking forward to the next season to make some more progress. Yes, the Board is probably not helping much and can do loads more, and unless the fans and the supporters’ club can do something to "forcibly" remove the chairman and put someone more decent in place, lets get behind the team.
For all our claims that Everton fans are the best/unique/amazing, I cannot comprehend that we can’t fill our ground (minus the fact of the blocked views). No, I am not suggesting that we be suckers and pay through our nose and watch route one football. People vote with their hard earned $$ and that’s powerful.
I know this comparison is going to rankle and draw flak, but look at Newcastle. They are living a pipe dream; yet they get 50,000 + every home game. That’s hard core, some say stupidity, but hey, when is being a football fan rational and sensible?
As long as we don’t pawn our families for a season ticket, riot & be hooligans...... the real fans are fans for life. Period. Like what some of you have quoted "...eiher you understand it or not" (my paraphrase about being a blue).
12 Posted 09/06/2007 at 21:03:57
13 Posted 10/06/2007 at 11:37:10
The tone really is the thing that annoyed me. You don?t mind your mates slagging you in the pub or in work. It?s part and parcel of being a football fan. You throw some good natured abuse back and you get on with it. A fan of another club being that smarmy and condesending about our club?s issues is genuinely grating.
The thing is though, a lot of my mates are Utd fans but are knowledgable enough and open-minded enough about the game not to descend to using superior tones or rubbing it in that their club is more successful. Mr C, while possibly being knowledgable and open-minded about football, doesn?t have the luxury of supporting a successful team. Their pedigree and tradition aren?t more impressive than ours either. His smarminess and condescention just backfires on him.
14 Posted 11/06/2007 at 09:05:17
15 Posted 11/06/2007 at 09:30:57
Keep the faith. Up the Toffees!
16 Posted 12/06/2007 at 12:10:00
Who was the last team outside of the so called big 4 to win the FA Cup, that’s right Mr C Everton and even our Cup Final records are better- Chas & Dave that sums Spurs up really they are to the Premiership what Chas & Dave are to music.
17 Posted 13/06/2007 at 12:59:13
18 Posted 13/06/2007 at 15:20:18
The majority of contributors to this forum have no idea just how big a club Everton were.
Everton ceased to be a big club somewhere during the 1970s.
Teams cited by the media now as big clubs such as Newcastle and Chelsea were not in the same department as Everton.
Liverpool were just coming up to Evertons level at that time.
If you take just the core support from the city of Liverpool you will find that Everton are still the best supported club,but as Everton under-achieved in europe over the years and other clubs succeeded so Everton failed to attract the band-waggon jumpers like Liverpool,Manchester United and now Chelsea have.
Everton have just been a badly run football club and their supporters have been badly let down.
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1 Posted 08/06/2007 at 22:06:43
The problem is that he couldn’t help himself taking needless jabs at Everton and its fans. What might have been a considered analysis of a fellow ex-Big 5 club descended into, as you say, an ill-thought-out rant.