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'Didier Bilabilabilakillakov'

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Some light relief now that the season is over. I'm glad I'm not the only one who struggles with Bily's name:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/5615879/
Anthony Gird, South Africa     Posted 11/05/2010 at 10:34:22

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Gary Creaney
1   Posted 11/05/2010 at 15:02:30

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So what is the purpose of this thread then?
To once again discuss the good and bad about our Russian winger?
To admire the fantastic goal he scored? or
To have a laugh about his surname which I now find quite easy to pronounce?
Fran Mitchell
2   Posted 11/05/2010 at 14:51:02

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It's really not that difficult, though, is it?

Bi ly a yet di nov

or phonetically
b ɪ l ɪ: æ j e d ɪ: n ɒ v
Gary Creaney
3   Posted 11/05/2010 at 15:34:21

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Clearly too difficult for you Fran LOL!!
it should be LET not YET
Michael Kenrick
4   Posted 11/05/2010 at 16:14:42

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Fran, surely you have the syllables wrong too — it's not:

'Bi ly a yet di nov'

it's

Bil-ya-let-din-ov

But I agree with you — it should be easy once you break it down.

While we're at it, hands up who still can't spell Pienaar? [Damn, I gave that one away]
Tom Wellings
5   Posted 11/05/2010 at 17:44:34

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As a pedant who has worked in Russia for 4 years, I can tell you that it's actually pronounced like this:

Bilya-let DEEN ov

with the let being very softly pronounced

Doesn't really matter though, does it...
Tom Wellings
6   Posted 11/05/2010 at 17:48:27

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missed a 'y''

Биля -Bilya

лет -lyet

дин - DEEN

ов - ov

Hope that settles things
Ella Thornton
7   Posted 11/05/2010 at 18:10:46

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He was interviewed on Everton TV when he came and said his name was pronounced as Tom Wellings gives it.

I don't suppose it's the only foreign footballer's name that gets pronounced not quite correctly, though.
Dave McCarten
8   Posted 11/05/2010 at 20:25:26

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Do you know what DNA stands for.....

National Dyslexics Assotiation.
Gerry Quinn
9   Posted 11/05/2010 at 21:10:45

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Dyslexia Rules - KO?
:)
Christopher McCullough
10   Posted 11/05/2010 at 23:44:05

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Old McDonald was dyslexic o-e-i-e-e-i..
Brendan McLaughlin
11   Posted 11/05/2010 at 23:47:14

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What about

Phil Ja - gel - ka
Kevin Ratcliffe phonetically of course.
Christopher McCullough
12   Posted 11/05/2010 at 23:55:33

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I always thought he said 'Dajelka', Brendan; got right up my tits. He's lucky he's a living legend,
Brendan McLaughlin
13   Posted 12/05/2010 at 00:02:08

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Christopher, actually, somebody argued that point with me about a year/18 months back. The "living legend" claim of course not the DA v JA argument. It was a sort of side issue on a thread that never really took off but thanks for re-inforcing my memory of Kevin as a great player.
Jamie Sweet
14   Posted 12/05/2010 at 01:31:49

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It's spelled "Bilyaletdinov", but it's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove" ..... I believe.
Jamie Morgan
15   Posted 12/05/2010 at 09:17:50

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At the end of the day it simply made Dean Windass look like a bit of a knob!

Oh hang on... no change there then!
Duncan McDine
16   Posted 12/05/2010 at 09:55:44

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My wife caught a glimpse of the back of Bily's shirt while I was watching match of the day, and asked me in all seriousness:

"Is his name Ballykissangel?"

She also thinks the one with the big hairdoo is called Felatio.
Peter Dancer
17   Posted 12/05/2010 at 11:35:01

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A quick way to remember how to spell Dyslexia: It's an anagram of daily sex.
Danny Burke
18   Posted 12/05/2010 at 11:48:21

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I've been ok with Bilyaletdinov but I still struggle with Lukas Jutkieftreyuewuwurtwitz.

Played football with a lad of Hungarian decent the other week, when we had to give the goalscoreres names at the end he ended up just writing it down,
HRZCHRZYN, was his name, not a bloody vowel in sight. Pronounced "her-cher-shin" apparently.
Ciaran Duff
19   Posted 12/05/2010 at 12:19:00

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My personal favourite "foreign" names are:-
+ Young Swedish player, Pissflapsen (very good around the box apparently)
+ Serbian lad, Onyabakyavic (goes down easily by reports).
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Brendan O'Doherty
20   Posted 12/05/2010 at 21:20:42

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Nothing could beat the legendary Celtic player Rafael Scheidt. They couldn't even dare try to pronounce it on the radio.

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