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Bill Kenwright — Master Story Teller
By John Roberts :: 01/02/2012What a great day Tuesday 31 January 2012 was for all Everton supporters. But even more importantly, what a great day it was for Billy Bullshitter! Some good transfer window dealings, both inwards and outwards, and a great win over league leaders Manchester City.
But be very careful with your new-found enthusiasm. You?re playing right into Billy?s hands with a plan I?m sure he?s orchestrated for quite some time.
Player transfers since end of last season until the start of the January window:
Out:?
Vaughan £2m
Beckford £4m
Yakubu £1.5m
Arteta £10m
Mustafi Free
Total £17.5m
In:?
Dier Loan
Stracqualursi Loan
Drenthe Loan
McFadden Free
Hahnemann Free
Total Zero
Profit from sales £17.5m
?Right? says Billy, ?decision made, we?re not spending any of that income on players. We?ll let the supporters scream the house down but none of it is being spent. And just think of our nett save in wages."When I spend a few million in January, which hopefully will be based on further sales, they?ll think we?ve turned the corner and it?ll look like I?m pumping some money back into the club.?
So, as we?ve all seen, our January sales earned £5.5m (Bilyaletdinov & Saha) and expenditure was £6.5m (Donovan, Gibson, Jelavic & Pienaar); nett spend of £1m. Luckily for Billy our 3 potentially good transfer dealings happen on the same day as the win over the league leaders.
Everyone is now on the up but the real story is he?s stripped £16.5m from the value of the playing squad in just over 6 months. I?m sure after that nice little result he?s working on the plan for the same period this coming year. We may never be relegated but we?ll certainly never challenge for the title.
Billy's maybe not just a blithering idiot (although he does seem to give us plenty of evidence that he is) but could actually be quite a scheming operator.
Billy, let go if you love the club.
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2 Posted 01/02/2012 at 14:55:12
3 Posted 01/02/2012 at 15:27:07
I dont know about Kenwright letting go if he loves the club, I would suggest that some BU supporters should let go of their negativity. We have just signed a much needed forward, taken Pienaar back on loan. So cant we just have one day off from bashing Kenwright.
4 Posted 01/02/2012 at 15:31:50
5 Posted 01/02/2012 at 15:46:34
We have just signed a player we needed (Jelavic) and even that signing has been criticised. We have signed a player we've missed (Pienaar) and who will no doubt rekindle a great left sided partnership with Baines. Our recent signing (Gibson) scored the first of hopefully many screamers for us last night and our previously average at best front man (Straq) has had a stormer.
Also, we have off loaded two highly paid passengers (Saha & Bilyaletdinov) from the club.
Add to all this a fantastic performance last night and the last thing we should be doing is putting a negative spin on it all.
If we can't enjoy our club when things go well, we may as well all give up now!
6 Posted 01/02/2012 at 15:55:32
The lack of understanding of finances and transfer's is just baffling, particularly when it gets so much airing. You make it sound like the club have received £17.5m income from transfers in just a few months.
I would wager that it isn't the case. Most transfer deals are done on various payment structures, and "paying all in one go upfront" is not a very usual one. Often, it can be spread over the life of a players contract, or can be dependent on appearances, trophies, etc.
You are also failing to acknowledge that in some cases a proportion of those incoming fee's would have been due to previous clubs, as part of sell-on clauses. I might be wrong, but I think for example the arteta deal was £1m to real socieddad.
Also, whilst it's nice to think that all of the loan deals we have brought in were "free", I would also wager that its unlikely to be the case. It's very common to have to pay an initial fee's for players that are coming in on loan, to the club. Of course clubs that want rid of players and just want them off the wage bill, may be happy to relinquish that, but in most cases, not the case for in-demand players
I'm not for one minute trying to paint a rosey picture with regards the finances and net spend.
But let's be accurate, eh?
7 Posted 01/02/2012 at 16:15:20
8 Posted 01/02/2012 at 16:17:24
It was too heavy on the negativity, yes... and while we should all enjoy the win and watch the highlights over and over, we can't give the board an easy ride just because they have invested a fraction of what we have brought in!
It's been said that the Manolas deal fell through on personal terms but it was being stated all day that the deal hinged on the Jelavic deal... that Everton cannot pay £500k for a player they obviously want is simply not good enough!
Anyway, a great win, great performances from Stracq and Heitinga in particular (he's recapturing his first season form, he HAS to stay at centre-half now, preferably with Duffy) and here's to us looking towards Europe and not the Championship for the rest of the season.
9 Posted 01/02/2012 at 16:27:24
I think however that even if the facts are wrong (or misleading), the point of the post is a valid one. We have made a bit of progress with the squad and done well this January. However, I think the important point is that our financial failings as a club have not gone away and we need to keep up the pressure on the board to not sink us into eternity.
As for the posts to suggest this is ill timed, I am personally very glad John wrote this piece now. Any piece written about the dire state of club is usually knocked back by some saying that it's a 'knee-jerk reaction' to a loss. Then there is Moyes standing up for BK and saying that everything will feel better once we get a good win or two.
Well everything is not better, and we are just as frustrated by our board in victory as in defeat. This is not Knee-jerk, this is a much grander undercurrent of malaise at EFC and we will not be placated by two middle-of-the-road signings and a couple of loan deals. (Don't get me wrong, Gibson is my new hero (!) and I hope that Jelavic can really make an impact on the EPL, but people are talking like the dark days are behind us now we have signed Messi and Ronaldo)?
Keep up the good work!
10 Posted 01/02/2012 at 16:29:07
In that 17.5 million, (which will be spread over a period of time) do we include - agent fees? signing on bonus? sell on clauses?
And Jeremy is right, No loans are free, there will always be a price.
Fellaini has just had a big bumper contract to stay at the club.
The banks will take their cut, this is common knowledge.
But if you want to try and bash someone because you dont like them without considering the facts, feel free to carry on.
11 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:05:16
What would you rather BK do?
Borrow £300m from the bank,
can't pay it back,
administrators come in,
receivers come in,
players go out,
club gets relegated,
club goes bankrupt.
Just for once try smiling will you?
12 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:04:37
Indeed, so lets apply pressure for more decisions like these ones. Until we have sugar daddy we need to ensure the board are acting responsibly with the clubs finances - and within 6 months they've managed to find £16.5m whilst not really changing the quality of the squad (arteta in his hey-day would be a bigger loss then the arteta we had at the end, the rest were no great shakes). Top work.
13 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:13:43
14 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:14:31
I can't really see the point you're trying to make!
Rob #686, are you seriously suggesting that the quality of the squad was not changed over the past year? We were basically shorn of any attacking impetus we had.
The loss of Pienaar left us short of ideas in midfield and the loss of Arteta left us completely clueless. Letting Yakubu go on loan was reckless then selling him and Beckford was complete madness, as summed up by the lack of goals this season!
I can see your point to a degree but I wouldn't go so far as to congratulate the board on 'Top work'!
15 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:28:09
Pienaar to Spurs last January was a deal that was clearly never going to benefit anyone, shame it happened at all!
16 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:29:24
EFC has dumped an enormous amount of wages, which is what teams do to make a club more attractive to potential suitors.
17 Posted 01/02/2012 at 17:48:34
18 Posted 01/02/2012 at 18:06:07
How about bugger off and let someone competent run the club.
People on here are going on about other people needing to stop moaning, how about you wake up and smell the coffee (still burning). Yes, it was a good day yesterday but lets not kid ourselves that everything is suddenly ok. We spent a little cash that was generated by selling a player (although Billy should have been moved on 12-18 months ago!) and we brought in a loan signing and allowed a good (but under performing) striker to leave.
I really hope that Jelavic works out and time will tell. I am also happy with the win and 3 points further away from the drop zone but the real work will come in the summer when at least 4 players will leave the club (after Donovan already will have left) and the usual lack of transfer funds wil be apparent - unless we sell again.
Am looking forward to hopefully not being involved in the relegation scrap and hopefully a really good cup run. Then the carnage can begin in the summer.
There may have been some patches of blue sky in view last night but there is still one hell of a shit storm on the horizon.
Enjoy the win and new signing(s) but dont forgot who still has his trainset.
19 Posted 01/02/2012 at 18:46:10
Yet again we've had a slow start to the season but the teams definitely got legs and if we play every game like last night we're not far off getting into Europe, some days you kenwright haters make real fools of yourselves and sorry but today is one of those days.
20 Posted 01/02/2012 at 19:50:40
21 Posted 01/02/2012 at 21:24:24
22 Posted 01/02/2012 at 23:10:29
23 Posted 01/02/2012 at 23:52:17
Perhaps a case could be made for the Yak but not on his post injury games.
By clearing the decks of those wantaways, injury affected, poor 1st touchers, lazy arses and a few never gonna make it kids we have made space in the squad and on the wage bill for a new bunch of wannabee's.
Time will tell if the newbies make the grade yet the future was dire if we had hung on to those others.
24 Posted 02/02/2012 at 00:21:51
25 Posted 02/02/2012 at 00:25:45
I don't know anyone who is saying all our troubles have gone away after a good week for the Club. They are simply asking for a brief respite in the constant and incesant negativity that we have to swallow each and every day as an Everton supporter on here.
Just a couple of days to celebrate a great week to be an Evertonian, thats all. It is not wise to interpret some supporters' joy at recent events as their suggesting that all our off-field troubles are over.
26 Posted 02/02/2012 at 01:24:19
Mathew #685, take out 'borrow £300 from the bank" and you have stated the position that the Club IS in right now.
NSNO - Need Some New Owners
Kenwright OUT
27 Posted 02/02/2012 at 01:53:45
Thing is, he (and the board) are in the difficult position of maintaining Premier league status AND balancing the books.
What they are actually trying to do at the moment is the right thing to do, i.e not attempt to buy yourself out of trouble with money you haven't got, but try to buy and sell, and pay off debts which carry huge amounts of interest.
They're in a no win situation. Get us deeper into debt by buying players right left and centre and the downward spiral towards administration beckons. Buy nobody and get relegated-enough said on that.
That the board and Kenwright are naive and out of their depth on how to drag the club into the 21st century, is to some beyond doubt.
I believe the problem goes deeper than that and that we are saddled with a huge number of factors which have prevented us "moving on" since the halcyon days of the mid 80's. That's where the lack of vision from the board started the rot. We missed a golden opportunity to be one of the so called "big four/six" take your pick.
Unfortunately unless you have all the things in place to allow a club to move onwards and upwards, the only way out is a billionaire benefactor.
We have to face it that we missed the boat and in these days of corporate greed and cut-throat money dealings we're "small fry".
We're "small fry" for many reasons. We don't have a global appeal, we don't have the potential to vastly increase corporate income due to our locality, our nearness to our much better known "neighbours," the fact that we're not in London, the fact that there's a worldwide recession, the fact that we're not an appealing purchase.
Getting a new chairman and a new board may well help, but until we earn more than we spend that's not likely to happen...and it's fucking difficult in this day and age for us to earn more than we spend.
Don't get my wrong, our predicament pisses me off no end. I'm lucky enough (or unlucky if you look at it in a cynical way) to be of an age where I enjoyed the all too fleeting mid 80's success, and would love that to happen again.
I'm also a realist though, and no matter how angry and frustrated I get at our predicament now, I know it's not just a case of a new chairman and a new board. I wish it was!
It's a fucking tough world out there and we're no longer the Mersey Millionaires. Our problems have been thirty or more years in the making and could take just as long, if not more, to put right.
Sad but true!
28 Posted 02/02/2012 at 02:44:15
I for one now fully support Kenwright and the board and our manager and believe me I'm one of an apparently stupid majority.
29 Posted 02/02/2012 at 02:56:34
If you want to "fully support" the man who has taken us to this point then I guess that's up to you.
Worrying how easily the "stupid majority" can be bought though.
30 Posted 02/02/2012 at 03:27:54
And what also is not likely to happen with this board is that we get into a position to earn more than we spend. We don't have 30 years to turn it around, we won't exist then if we carry on as we are.
The 'vision' of this board was Desperation Kirkby, not King's Dock. Says it all really.
31 Posted 02/02/2012 at 03:32:17
I think all the transfers John Roberts listed were good business - with the excecption of the purchase of Jelavic, which is of course too early to tell (fingers are crossed but 50% of transfers fail to deliver). So we raised GBP17.5m. This would reduce our debt and help the club to sustain its position. This is a good thing. Far better than gambling it all on new signings which would threaten the very survival of the club.
Of course selling the club to someone who was prepared to spend US$1billion on players and lose US$300m per year (like Man City) would be better, but even oil rich sheiks and Russian oligarchs get bored of losing massive amounts of money eventually.
32 Posted 02/02/2012 at 03:35:48
33 Posted 02/02/2012 at 03:39:37
The 'do nothing' solution is no solution.
34 Posted 02/02/2012 at 05:47:11
Martin if you'd met BK you'd know he's absolutley without question a true Blue Evertonian. Loves the club, without a shred of doubt.
You'd also realise that he's out of his depth.
He took over when the club was in need of a saviour and for that I admire him.
He'd be the first to admit (in private) that he doesn't have what's needed to take Everton to the "next level."
I take my hat off to him for what he's achieved in this transfer window, I really do, but the fact remains that, we ARE treading water.
As I said in my earlier post I believe the board is in a no win situation. If that, and my post, qualifies me as a negative hanger-on then so be it.
We're all entitled to our opinion and while we may not all agree with each other we should respect that.
What can't be argued about is our love for the club!
35 Posted 02/02/2012 at 06:12:04
No wonder we still have idiots clapping the worst chairman in 130 odd years. Iceberg ahead boys and girls, two wins has not suddenly generated a short, medium or long term business plan, it hasn't suddenly increased any revenue streams whatsoever, it hasn't resolved our piss poor sponsorship deal in line with our peer group, it hasn't resolved our piss poor marketing and merchandise outsourced deal, it hasn't created desperately needed non match day income.
It also hasn't seen a single majority shareholder dip their hands in their pockets still but hey at least the lying two faced toerag is a blue eh?
36 Posted 02/02/2012 at 06:36:50
What a load of dross. Who exactly has said that all our problems have gone away and the problems at the club are forgotten. Who exactly are your comments directed at ?? Because I haven't seen many comments from individuals declaring all is rosy again.
37 Posted 02/02/2012 at 06:42:13
As for Jamie #836, "Worrying how easily the "stupid majority" can be bought though." What an arrogant arsehole, you sound like you should be in "people's front for the liberation of judea". Get back to your cult mate.
Memo to the BU, slap these two clowns with a superinjunction quick as some fans might begin to think they have something to with you.
38 Posted 02/02/2012 at 07:36:07
39 Posted 02/02/2012 at 07:36:23
I'm no fan of the board for sure but think our business over the last 12 months has been relatively sensible. We have shipped out players on high wages and used the transfer fees hopefully to reduce our crippling debt. What else were they meant to do? Assuming no new investor this was the only sensible option. We have replaced the outgoings with younger cheaper players who will hopefully prove their worth.
Yes the club is still poorly run on many levels but we now have a very decent looking squad whilst hopefully having given the bank 10-15m to reduce debt payments and significantly reduced our wage bill, both of which move us away from financial ruin.
40 Posted 02/02/2012 at 07:54:05
41 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:08:08
42 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:26:04
43 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:34:17
You and your lot have a hide generalising about the majority of fans. You obviously haven't got a clue about what most fans are thinking. Let me tell you they are not stupid but have a rational and mature approach to Everton and the issues we are faced with as a football club.
44 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:42:45
45 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:32:55
A proper `heads-up` with the fanbase might have prevented a lot of the rancour radiated over the last few months but pride ? and not just BK`s ? prevented that happening.
46 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:47:29
No-one here is saying that suddenly everything is great or proclaiming Blue Bill as the second coming. They are saying that with all the trouble we have had recently it's good to get 3 points and have a satisfying transfer window.
Please tell me what is wrong with that.
47 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:34:53
I have trawled back over this thread and the vast majority of people are under no illusion as to the roots of the malaise still being there Wednesday morning.
But what people saw on Tuesday night was not just winning a match, they saw, fire, passion, commitment - qualities that instil pride in Evertonians and qualities that ought to be congratulated the next day. To denounce this in the way you have (and to be fair others also) strikes me as counter-intuitive - assuming your rationale for the removal of the board is your love and passion for EFC - well what was Tuesday night all about? Touch selective do you not think?
48 Posted 02/02/2012 at 08:56:19
49 Posted 02/02/2012 at 09:03:38
50 Posted 02/02/2012 at 09:08:02
Thats what i was trying to say but unfortunately I am not the wordsmith you are.
51 Posted 02/02/2012 at 09:44:25
Problems still persist of course but, if one were to go through life never able to enjoy the good bits but concentrated solely on where the troubles may lead, then that would be rather a waste in my opinion. Yet that is what so many on here seem determined to do. It is of course their prerogative but I prefer to bask in the sunshine, however brief its duration may be!
52 Posted 02/02/2012 at 11:43:14
I am not Moyes's biggest fan and I would love to see us have the financial clout to compete in the transfer market but that is not going to happen anytime soon. Accept it and get behind the team. The negativity on this site is just incredible.
53 Posted 02/02/2012 at 17:04:54
54 Posted 02/02/2012 at 17:36:04
Has the business side of Everton FC suddenly changed because of two wins and the purchase of a single player funded by the sale of another and removal from the wage bill of one more? Easy one boys - YES or NO
Next, what the fuck does still being in the FA Cup and beating Man City in a single game do to the current state of debt and ability to service said debt at the club? Come on boys, your defiant stance quick to respond to my post well respond to that simple question.
Next, did you see the attendance at the Man City game, where you there? Less than 30,000 and several thousand of those were Man City fans. How do you think the falling attendances are going to look against the balance sheet at the end of the season which rolls nicely again into my first question for you all?
I won't hold my breath boys as your limited responses seem to indicate a couple of wins and replacing another two players of the books has wiped your short memories clean again.
55 Posted 02/02/2012 at 22:07:54
Simple answers. 1. No 2. Nothing. 3. Not good.
So tell us something we don't know. You seem to be banging on about the same thing over and over and I and others are giving you answers to your questions but you don't seem to be absorbing the feedback. Everyone knows we are in trouble financially but all they wanted was a few days to enjoy a great week for our club without the constant negativity that is rammed down our throats on a daily basis.
56 Posted 02/02/2012 at 22:24:36
As far as I can see Peter only you have provided an answer so again, try reading the page above and remind me of all these "I and others are giving you answers to your questions but you don't seem to be absorbing the feedback."
3 out of 10, try again only this time a little harder and this time remember if you are going to make statements such as your quote for them to actually make sense.
57 Posted 02/02/2012 at 22:24:40
The falling attendances are possibly more to do with the fragile state of the economy than the fans not caring anymore, that and the poor displays. However, the lost revenue from 5000 stay away fans would equate to about £100,000 to £150,000 per match. With lets say 10 home games left that would be a maximum of £1.5m. About the same as finnishing two to three places higher than the 17th or lower that you and your friends have been suggesting for weeks. When we finnish in the top ten again, about 7 places (£3.5m+) better off, it will mean you were a little off with your somewhat myopic rantings.
58 Posted 02/02/2012 at 22:44:26
59 Posted 03/02/2012 at 01:39:49
Say we finish in the same place as last year (which was looking to need a miracle to achieve before the last 2 wins) then we would recieve the same place income as last year BUT with our average attendance being down ALL season (not just the last 10 games that you have calculated) then our combined total income will be less.
With regard to the loss of 5,000 from the average attendances being due to the economy I have never read a post on here saying 'I can't afford to go', they've all been anti-Kenwright or anti-Moyes reasons for not going.
60 Posted 03/02/2012 at 08:47:47
Attendance drops, take some time to compare ours with the rest of the premiership and think about it.
"finnish" is what you would call someone from Finland.
As far as your generalism of me and "my friends" saying Everton would finish 17th again can you point me to a posting where I have said this and let me know who "my friends" are. If you are going to talk shite expect a response.
A higher premiership finish is worth £750,000 per place, so if we go scandinavian as you suggest to the top ten from the 17th place you contrived me and my friends as saying that would be a minimum of £5.25m.
0 out of 10, really think hard before trying again
61 Posted 03/02/2012 at 09:09:55
I don't hate Kenwright, but I do want him to go. I do like Moyes, but wish he was less negative but neither are the reason I'm not going as much.
I normally get to about 12 home league games, a couple of away games, a couple of cup games and all the home Europa games, but since Christmas I haven't been able to afford to.
62 Posted 03/02/2012 at 09:22:56
63 Posted 03/02/2012 at 10:02:02
64 Posted 08/02/2012 at 09:32:53
@ Jon Ferguson.
What is the name of the pub, dude? I am working 15 miles from Sheffield and would like to watch the game with fellow blues.
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