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Song for Wembley
35 Comments: We are now agreed that Tim Cahill will start on Saturday. We know how much RS fans dislike/fear him. TC has a tremendous scoring record against them so why not give TC his own well earned song and irritate our neighbours even more? It goes like this:-
Waltzing Tim Cahill, waltzing Tim Cahill,
Who´ll come a waltzing Tim Cahill with me?
He came and he scored and he massacred the kopite hordes.
Who´ll come a waltzing Tim Cahill with me?
TC is due a goal or two, especially against them. Saturday is the day to break the record.
Brian Garside, Posted 10/04/2012 at 10:58:37
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Simon Dunne
943 Posted 10/04/2012 at 16:42:00
943 Posted 10/04/2012 at 16:42:00
Hrmmm... 2009 called and would like their idea back....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwRZ1oapcps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwRZ1oapcps
Stephen Sullivan
944 Posted 10/04/2012 at 16:25:35
944 Posted 10/04/2012 at 16:25:35
Maybe Everton fans should start chanting..
"Merseyside, Merseyside, Merseyside"
at the end of minutes silence.?
This will negate some of the tension and off-set some of the "it's us against the world mentality" stoked up by Kenny.
We can then enjoy the game with the focus upon football and fair play?
The more relaxed we can commence the game the more likely our football can do the talking.
Maybe a few banners and friendly chants of......
"Dodgy Dodi!"
"Dodgy Dodi!"
"Dodgy Dodi!"
"Merseyside, Merseyside, Merseyside"
at the end of minutes silence.?
This will negate some of the tension and off-set some of the "it's us against the world mentality" stoked up by Kenny.
We can then enjoy the game with the focus upon football and fair play?
The more relaxed we can commence the game the more likely our football can do the talking.
Maybe a few banners and friendly chants of......
"Dodgy Dodi!"
"Dodgy Dodi!"
"Dodgy Dodi!"
Mark Riding
964 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:23:40
964 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:23:40
Happy Days theme tune ( The one with the Fonz )..
Magaye Gueue has got to fit into that surely ??
Magaye Gueue has got to fit into that surely ??
Phil Bellis
970 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:31:17
970 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:31:17
The obvious one, for Scousers who remember a good sing-song `round the joanna, is the old favourite
Oh Magaye Magaye Gueye...
Oh Magaye Magaye Gueye...
Eugene Ruane
971 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:30:56
971 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:30:56
www.bluekipper.com
Phil Bellis
973 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:35:47
973 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:35:47
Just clicked that link EJ and got Bill Kenwright Ltd front page at kenwright.com
Bloody interweb never works
Bloody interweb never works
Benji Learman
976 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:39:45
976 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:39:45
I just found this and to be fair it's quite catchy and it's put me more in the mood, wish it was Saturday already!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg5Ph6VoJzM&list=PL73443D3E59884629&index=20&feature=plpp_video
IT'S EVERTON, IT'S EVERTON, STAND UP, STAND UP AND SING FOR EVERTON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg5Ph6VoJzM&list=PL73443D3E59884629&index=20&feature=plpp_video
IT'S EVERTON, IT'S EVERTON, STAND UP, STAND UP AND SING FOR EVERTON!
Nick Entwistle
977 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:30:35
977 Posted 10/04/2012 at 17:30:35
Now I might be wrong on this, but isn't 'Waltzing Matilda' parlance for lonely bushmen who erm... dry humped their kit bag?
'Who´ll come a waltzing Tim Cahill with me?
He came and he scored and he massacred the kopite hordes'.
Well I'm not, I hope you don't, and I hope he doesn't.
'Who´ll come a waltzing Tim Cahill with me?
He came and he scored and he massacred the kopite hordes'.
Well I'm not, I hope you don't, and I hope he doesn't.
Eugene Ruane
991 Posted 10/04/2012 at 18:12:34
991 Posted 10/04/2012 at 18:12:34
Phil, on my German interweb, known here as (shouts) 'ZE INTERVEB!', I just managed to get Eggheads on BBC 2.
One of the questions was "Who did Phil Neville move to after leaving Manchester United - Everton, Villa or Spurs?"
The gormless looking puddin' said "Umm..can't see him moving to London....or playing for a Liverpool club...I'll say Villa".
Sorry but I don't not pay my license fee to watch pretend swots get Phil Neville questions wrong.
I've a good mind to put my foot through the screen and send Neville the Bill!
One of the questions was "Who did Phil Neville move to after leaving Manchester United - Everton, Villa or Spurs?"
The gormless looking puddin' said "Umm..can't see him moving to London....or playing for a Liverpool club...I'll say Villa".
Sorry but I don't not pay my license fee to watch pretend swots get Phil Neville questions wrong.
I've a good mind to put my foot through the screen and send Neville the Bill!
Mike Hayes
021 Posted 10/04/2012 at 19:24:23
021 Posted 10/04/2012 at 19:24:23
Cant get to Wembley so looking to watch on screen. Anyone know if the club are showing it there?
Howard Don
038 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:02:10
038 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:02:10
David (938) it was a song for Duncan McKenzie, just his name sung over and over to the tune of Waltzing Matilda.
How about the "Follow The Jelavic Road" headline from one paper recently to the "Follow The Yellow Brick Road" tune.
How about the "Follow The Jelavic Road" headline from one paper recently to the "Follow The Yellow Brick Road" tune.
Howard Don
040 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:06:28
040 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:06:28
Stephen (944) do that and Doni will be certail to have a blinder!
Dean Adams
043 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:15:59
043 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:15:59
Eugene Ruane 991
I am amazed that he knew Everton was in Liverpool!! At least half the RS fans dont know that!!
I am amazed that he knew Everton was in Liverpool!! At least half the RS fans dont know that!!
Stephen Sullivan
049 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:25:15
049 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:25:15
Told you it was a case of Dodgy Doni
He's off!
Gerrrin!
He's off!
Gerrrin!
Stephen Kenny
054 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:26:22
054 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:26:22
Mike the club have got the lounges open for it.
Eugene Ruane
058 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:29:37
058 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:29:37
- Well done Yak you puddin'.
Tony I'Anson
060 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:28:15
060 Posted 10/04/2012 at 20:28:15
Clive Thomas!! Off thread, but Evertonians of a certain age will appreciate the Shakespeare-esque attempt at dramatic irony in this news article.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17668965
I shudder to think that a certain disallowed goal was the first memory of Everton I have. Or was it my dad going mental at the Radio Rentals device in the corner of the room.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17668965
I shudder to think that a certain disallowed goal was the first memory of Everton I have. Or was it my dad going mental at the Radio Rentals device in the corner of the room.
Mike Hayes
079 Posted 10/04/2012 at 21:08:45
079 Posted 10/04/2012 at 21:08:45
Thanks Stephen, do you have to book or just go over?
John Malone
088 Posted 10/04/2012 at 21:08:57
088 Posted 10/04/2012 at 21:08:57
Saturday is about winning nothing else, not a great day out, not a great occasion for Merseyside, not about football, just about winning. We have got to win! dives, oggies, pens anyway how.
Get stuck into this 3rd choice goalie and create our own luck, COYB FTRS!!!!!
Get stuck into this 3rd choice goalie and create our own luck, COYB FTRS!!!!!
Sam Higgins
100 Posted 10/04/2012 at 21:59:13
100 Posted 10/04/2012 at 21:59:13
Fucking blackburn i hope those surrender monkey twats go straight down pathetic.
Oh GOD ive just got such a hideous feeling about sat
Oh GOD ive just got such a hideous feeling about sat
Sam Higgins
101 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:00:50
101 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:00:50
We not allowed to say twats anymore?
Sam Higgins
102 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:02:10
102 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:02:10
And when i say twats i mean kunts !!!!
Sam Higgins
103 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:02:10
103 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:02:10
And when i say twats i mean kunts !!!!
Dick Fearon
112 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:32:17
112 Posted 10/04/2012 at 22:32:17
Will ESPN show the game in Australia or do I have to seek dodgy net freebies.
Roman Sidey
148 Posted 11/04/2012 at 00:39:37
148 Posted 11/04/2012 at 00:39:37
Dick, the last time we were in the semi's it was either on ESPN or Setanta. Should be able to scroll through the week and it will tell you.
How about Jonesie getting his first start for them in the semi?! Gotta get stuck into him for the duration. Also, how was he only yellow carded and not red carded?
How about Jonesie getting his first start for them in the semi?! Gotta get stuck into him for the duration. Also, how was he only yellow carded and not red carded?
Brian Cleveland
161 Posted 11/04/2012 at 02:54:58
161 Posted 11/04/2012 at 02:54:58
Roman (148), agree entirely. Ref bottled giving a second red when the foul was identical to the one that resulted in the first red card!
Anyway, as for songs, if Cahill is playing, likely, how about:
"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy the blue kangaroo.....
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy a blue through and through"
to the tune of Skippy the bush kangaroo (if anyone is old enough to remember that!)
Anyway, as for songs, if Cahill is playing, likely, how about:
"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy the blue kangaroo.....
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy a blue through and through"
to the tune of Skippy the bush kangaroo (if anyone is old enough to remember that!)
Robin Hunuki
162 Posted 11/04/2012 at 02:52:29
162 Posted 11/04/2012 at 02:52:29
Dick, Setanta is showing it (if obviously you're on Foxtel). Unfortunately I'm out in the stick (so called holiday) during this weekend with minimal coverage... I cannot believe my luck, let alone picking the missus over Everton... Fuck!!
David S Shaw
200 Posted 11/04/2012 at 10:13:28
200 Posted 11/04/2012 at 10:13:28
Howard Don - thank you! Would you know of our ones to When a child was born and Super Womble as well?
Howard Don
218 Posted 11/04/2012 at 11:17:52
218 Posted 11/04/2012 at 11:17:52
David Shaw - nope sorry they don't ring any bells. I remember the Duncan Mckenzie one well from the League Cup semi final against Bolton in 1977 (?) at Burnden Park. We were in a pub near the ground pre match, and that was the song of the evening, it just seemed to catch on that night.
David S Shaw
230 Posted 11/04/2012 at 11:56:07
230 Posted 11/04/2012 at 11:56:07
Howards, there were another couple from around then as well that you may recall the Ugly Duckling and Arrivederci Roma which, if I'm not mistaken, skitting Liverpool?
David Stewart
244 Posted 11/04/2012 at 12:47:36
244 Posted 11/04/2012 at 12:47:36
Dick Fearon, like me, I believe you may be in Western Australia? If so, you will be able to see the game on ESPN thru Foxtel? The Everton Supporters Club WA have got a gathering at the Floreat Football Club, Floreat, Perth. Expecting a good crowd and young ones are quite welcome.
With regards to Saturday's minutes silence, surely 60 (not 59 or 61) seconds ain't too much too ask? We don't have to become part of the circus but we can do the name of EFC proud by showing our respect and, when the minute is over, thrash them both on and off the pitch.
With regards to Saturday's minutes silence, surely 60 (not 59 or 61) seconds ain't too much too ask? We don't have to become part of the circus but we can do the name of EFC proud by showing our respect and, when the minute is over, thrash them both on and off the pitch.
Neal King
492 Posted 12/04/2012 at 08:55:26
492 Posted 12/04/2012 at 08:55:26
fuck the merseyside chants, its everton all the way
Ciaran Duff
529 Posted 12/04/2012 at 11:16:15
529 Posted 12/04/2012 at 11:16:15
Its a pity LP won the Carling Cup because it would have been great to beat them on Sat and sing "Europa Cup, your having laugh"
Sgt Moyesy
663 Posted 12/04/2012 at 20:05:39
663 Posted 12/04/2012 at 20:05:39
Hoping to have an updated version of this ready for download by Sunday...
http://soundcloud.com/sgt-moyesy/were-all-in-blue-2009
http://soundcloud.com/sgt-moyesy/were-all-in-blue-2009
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