Scharner claims Everton approach

The story has it as being a 3-year deal — for a 33-year-old.

Phew... Not a bad player but I'm glad he said No.

Didn't Big Dunc nut him once?

Yeah, and Lucy Pinder once offered me the chance to have a bath with her.

Who is this nob?

Got Moyes parting gift all over it.

Yeah, I remember that James. I think Big Dunc gave him a left hook to the body, if memory serves me correctly.

I would be surprised if he was offered a 3-year deal at his age.

Barry your bitterness knows no end. If this is true Martinez should be thankful Scharner rejected his offer because him as a first signing would have sent out all the wrong signals.

I have every reason to believe Matinez knew about his future at that time-as did Moyes.
We have been the audience to the biggest scam Kenwright has EVER pulled off !

Isn't this the twat Duncan throttled on the pitch
Don't believe a word of it

That was Stefan Freund, Mike. He was playing for Leicester at that point, although he played for Spurs before that. He's now part of the Spurs backroom team.

Scharner, who is 33 has claimed he was offered a three year deal. I know Kenwright is stupid but I don't think he'd offer something that ridiculous.

Ponderous over rated not for me. Last good game was probably against us when he bagged 2 headers at GP

I don't know why some of you are so sceptical. We have wound up with Alcaraz as a senior pro from Wigan, who is to say Scharner wasn't the first choice?

And Paul McAllister asks 'who is this nob?' whilst dreaming of glamour models taking a bath with him. He must have had his head buried in a copy of Nuts as Scharner scored those goals against us a few years back....

I don't know why some of you are so sceptical. We have wound up with Alcaraz as a senior pro from Wigan, who is to say Scharner wasn't the first choice?

And Paul McAllister asks 'who is this nob?' whilst dreaming of glamour models taking a bath with him. He must have had his head buried in a copy of Nuts as Scharner scored those goals against us a few years back....

Scharner is a well known lunatic who likes to dye his hair. Pinch of salt and all that.

Wasn't this Scharner?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIB7dCl51Z8

Dyeing your hair makes you a lunatic?

Just ask Phil Neville! Or a certain Mr Moyes who was sporting blonde highlights in grey rather than red hair by the end!

I rest my case, Karl. Dying your hair can lead to lunacy and, probably, loss of virility.

Fantasy

I remember big Dunc digging him in the gut and whilst awaiting his punishment, Jimmy Bullard stood next to him with a nervous smile wondering whether to say anything to the big man or not. Classic.

While I'm at it, does anyone remember when he went he went after Zenden like a raging bull and the morning paper read
"Judo expert Zenden sparks brawl with Ferguson...AND LIVES!"
Oh the days.

I digress. Scharner is talking bollocks.

Karl #378

It's called sarcasm mate. Heavy sarcasm. Even Moyes wouldn't have signed this bloke, he's a no mark who's biggest claim to fame is supposedly Big Dunc smacking him one. That's why no-one believes him.

I'm trying to visualize Lucy Pinder.

It's called irony, Paul, heavy irony! Legs not fall out over it though, especially as you have made Harold's evening! :)

Three year deal?

What nonsense!

Next thing we'll hear is the club can't spell the players names correctly.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/embarrassment-everton-club-shop-spells-2080872?

D'OH!!!!

Maybe Kevin Ratcliffe is working in there? Phil Jajelka anybody?

Eugene one of my Nephews came back from Goodison with a Number Seven and Jolly Vic on the back of his shirt.

Interestingly, while we're talking rearranged letters, an apposite anagram of Naismith is... "I shit man". You said it, mate, you said it.

I remember Brian Harris dying his hair blond to much applause! RIP Brian.

He's Austrian, he swore at Duncan ferguson in German and got a punch in the guts for his troubles, he said later that week had I known Ferguson could speak German I would have kept my mouth shut.

I remember Peter Reid dyed his hair Jet Black once. Brought a titter from all corners of the ground.

I remember the Steffen Freund incident, Kev. When you think about it, there are a number of scrapes he got into over the years. Like the Scharner & Zenden incidents, our Dunc didnt do handbags, you fucked him off, beware! Also remember him smashing fredi Bobic (think that was his name) of Bolton in the midriff. Wouldve been interesting to see how he would have handled Suarez's antics (ala Distin & Mirallas). I would take a guess that them bucked teeth may have been part of the turf.
Anyway, ive gone a bit off topic reminiscing about Big Dunc, but it shows how much interest I have in us signing Scharner.

The Steffen Fruend strangling used to be the wallpaper on my phone. Loved it.

Shouldn't this thread be called Big Dunc – players he hurt? I was at that Wigan game, their goalie gets the ball and I look up field to watch the expected clearance... next thing, we are in uproar and Duncan is walking off the field, having been on it as a sub for only 8 minutes or something.

I look and see Scharner writhing around in agony and definitely not acting. It's on YouTube; the couple of times I've seen it I expect to see Dunc's fist come out of Scharner's back, he really did hit him that hard.

Paul 337 I was also offered that but decided on Lizzie Velasquez. That's between us like.

I agree with Colin - 381 - Scharner is regarded as being a "loose cannon" over here.