Tough, you’re just not invited!

With a year to go before Everton play a competitive match at the new Everton Stadium, I was feeling a bit bitter and petty… thinking who should not be “invited” to this opener.

So here is my list of non-invitees:

• Richard Masters, or anyone representing the reprehensible Premier League.
• Club traitors such as Barmby, Lescott, Gosling, McMahon, Bilic, Xavier, Radzinski, Rooney (the MUFC badge kisser!)
• Various board members, including Barrett-Baxendale, Moshiri!
• Any past or present Tory MP for their callous disrespect for our City.
• Any Royalty, to avoid any playing of the joke National Anthem.
• Benitez, Allardyce, Walker, Koeman.
• No ex-RS players even if involved with Sky and BBC Sports etc.