Predictions 2025-26

Colin Glassar
31/12/2024

Hope everyone has a smashing New Year. Here are my predictions for the next 12 months:

  • Dyche remains manager of Everton until the final day of the season 
  • Everton are knocked out of the FA Cup by Peterborough 
  • Everton survive by 1 point in May, finishing 17th
  • Dyche is sacked in the tunnel following the game
  • Everton appoint NCAA coach, Bill Hubermeier coach of PAC 10, The Oregon Ducks soccer team
  • The new season starts badly
  • The Moyes widow/widowers society start a petition to reinstate the Moyesiah
  • Bottom of the table Sunderland appoint Sean Dyche as their manager
  • Winless Sunderland promptly thrash Everton 5-0 at the Everton Stadium
  • Coach Bill gradually turns things around
  • Everton are knocked out of the Carabao Cup in Round 3
  • Everton start the New Year in 14th place
  • Everton  are knocked out of the FA Cup in Round 3
  • The Moyes widow/widower’s society plans a March down Goodison Road
  • Coach Bill brings back Big Dunc and Rooney to help him save the season
  • Sunderland win only their 2nd game of the season, beating Everton 5-0. They end the season on 6 points
  • Everton crawl past the finishing line finishing in 16th place
  • Friedkin sacks Coach and sells the club to Jenny Kenwright.
  • Jenny promptly appoints darling David as the new manager – much to the delight of the Moyes widow/widower’s society 

Happy New Year!

 

 


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