31/12/2024
Hope everyone has a smashing New Year. Here are my predictions for the next 12 months:
- Dyche remains manager of Everton until the final day of the season
- Everton are knocked out of the FA Cup by Peterborough
- Everton survive by 1 point in May, finishing 17th
- Dyche is sacked in the tunnel following the game
- Everton appoint NCAA coach, Bill Hubermeier coach of PAC 10, The Oregon Ducks soccer team
- The new season starts badly
- The Moyes widow/widowers society start a petition to reinstate the Moyesiah
- Bottom of the table Sunderland appoint Sean Dyche as their manager
- Winless Sunderland promptly thrash Everton 5-0 at the Everton Stadium
- Coach Bill gradually turns things around
- Everton are knocked out of the Carabao Cup in Round 3
- Everton start the New Year in 14th place
- Everton are knocked out of the FA Cup in Round 3
- The Moyes widow/widower’s society plans a March down Goodison Road
- Coach Bill brings back Big Dunc and Rooney to help him save the season
- Sunderland win only their 2nd game of the season, beating Everton 5-0. They end the season on 6 points
- Everton crawl past the finishing line finishing in 16th place
- Friedkin sacks Coach and sells the club to Jenny Kenwright.
- Jenny promptly appoints darling David as the new manager – much to the delight of the Moyes widow/widower’s society
Happy New Year!
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