How will we even get there?

Everton FC is the footballing equivalent of a cut-and-shut car.

Looks great on the forecourt and appears to have all the right credentials, but closer inspection reveals signs of hastily repaired accident damage, irreparable corrosion, and a gearbox that struggles to find 4th and 5th.

We’ll be lucky if we’re picked-up by the buyer equivalent of a shit-arsed local taxi company.

Talking of which, you never see much about how people are actually going to get to this new stadium of ours if we are still running by then!