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Springtime in Kirkby

Here is a synopsis for a well known movie that could be remade.

Fiction, stranger than fact.

Down-on-his-luck theatrical producer Max Biyalistok (played by Bill Kenwright) is forced to romance rich old friends to finance his efforts. When bankrupt accountant Leo Bloom (played by Keith Wyness) joins the company and reviews Max's books, the two hit upon a way to make a fortune by producing a sure-fire flop.

The idea which is to be their gold mine? - "Springtime in Kirkby." (copyright Kenwright Productions)

Raise more money than you need for a SURE FIRE Flop football stadium.

No one will suspect anything bad and you can pocket millions when it completely fails and you sell it.

They need the ultimate bad song to do this.

They find it in the new Everton theme song ?Springtime for Kirkby and Everton?.

Written and produced by Gordon Clegg (Internationally renowned actor of Coronation Street fame).

It can't fail, it's almost like real life.
Steven Flavin, Knowsley Posted 06/08/2007 at 12:15:41

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Neil Todd
1 Posted 06/08/2007 at 12:49:43

Ha ha very good! Stranger things have happened Steve

Nick Entwistle
2 Posted 06/08/2007 at 13:28:19

My Blanky! My Blanky!

Jimmy
3 Posted 06/08/2007 at 14:14:32

when we were young, in our school in Toxteth and in all inner city schools had this song which i’am sure you older guys have heard before, the chorus goes "I DON’T WANT TO GO TO KIRKBY", DON’T WANT TO GO TO SPEKE, I ONLY WANT TO GO, IS THE PLACE I KNOW, DOWN BACK BUCHANNAN STREET, OK DOWN BACK TO GLADY;S STREET.

Jimmy
4 Posted 06/08/2007 at 14:51:25

the reason i mention the above song was because in the 60s-70s the Lpool city council tried to get a lot of us out of the inner city, to places i have mentioned, we did not go, we stayed. they then slowly decided to build up the inner city areas, the exact same will happen with EFC be patient vote no and we will be re-developed.

Gavin Ramejkis
5 Posted 06/08/2007 at 15:03:31

Can you picture BK and KW goosestepping down Valley Road? Great letter, cheered me up

robert carney
6 Posted 06/08/2007 at 15:52:13

I can also think of another old song. In my Liverpool home, we speak with an accent exceedingly rare if you want a cathedral we’ve got one to spare In my Liverpool home.

No where in the song does it mention a football club to spare.

Vote NO

chris taggart
7 Posted 06/08/2007 at 17:19:45

or is this how it will go down

BK has just told KEIOC he will consider dropping tesco in favor of the loop but there might be a little snag?..

KEIOC that?s that’s great. We?re really... happy.
BK Are you listenin’?
KEIOC Yes!
BK This is what I’m gonna do for you: God bless you, keioc. But this is what you gonna do for me,
KEIOC Yeah, what can we do for you, bill? You just tell me what can we do for you?
BK It’s something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It’s almost a club motto. Are you ready keioc? I wanna make sure you’re ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! KEIOC it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, KEIOC
KEIOC Show you the money?
BK No, no. You can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Tez Leahey on the other line I bet you he can say it!
KEIOC Ye, ye, no, no, no. Show you the money?
BK Not show you! Show me the money!
KEIOC Show me the money?
BK Yeah! Louder!
KEIOC Show me the money?
BK I need to feel you Jerry!
KEIOC Show me the money! But we cant!!!!!!!
BK tez Are you listenin’?
Tez Yes!
BK Who’s your motherf****r, terry?
TEZ You’re my motherf****r! Show me the money!
BK I love Everton!
TEZ I love Everton!
BK ! Congratulations, you’re still my preferred development partner

and that my friends is exactly how it will happen