ToffeeWeb - Season 2007-08

The Mail Bag

Ten Evertonian Wishes

EFC win some silverware (any of the domestic cups will do if not the Uefa Cup).
EFC batter someone with 5+ goals. Possible candidates are Derby, Fulham, Man City, Boro ...... or Wigan today.
EFC break into top four again, forcing bitter Rafa Beneathus to blame underinvestment in his team-building plans.
EFC do the double over Liverpool; sulking Scandinavians and Cornishmen protest by throwing missiles onto the Anfield pitch. A LFC spokesman says, "they weren't real LFC fans" (ie, it was someone else's fault - again).
An EFC striker scores 20+ goals but turns down an England call-up as "EFC is my priority".
The half-time hit-the-cross-bar competition is scrapped and replaced by the Goodison Cheerleader Girls (they were class).
The Health and safety at Work Act forces EFC officials to turn the volume down on the PA loudspeakers.
David Moyes wins Manager Of the Year (again) forcing a bitter Red Rafa to claim, "anyone can win that with the finiancial backing he has received".
Tim Cahill and James Vaughan come back stronger than ever.
Big-spending upstarts like Man City, Newcastle, Pompey and West Ham are put in their place by Moyes's Boys with last minute substitute-inspired home and away Everton victories.

Mike Hughes, Wirral Posted 11/08/2007 at 08:36:37

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Derek Thomas
1 Posted 11/08/2007 at 06:25:47

FOR OR AGAINST: leave the fervour at the turnstiles, or better still, all sides turn it FOR the Team and AGAINST Wigan...do not give in to the anger of the darkside.

David Barks
2 Posted 11/08/2007 at 14:51:08

I’d take all of those!! But I would add one. Manny Fernandes partners Arteta and Cahill in the midfield, with the three combining for 30+ goals.

Asia Blue
3 Posted 11/08/2007 at 11:48:40

We use to tremble others team feet with the blues chant, lets have it again. Do It Blues

Steve Lyth
4 Posted 11/08/2007 at 10:20:34

Can we give it a big burst of "We want our Maddie back" at Goodison today Ladies and Gents, the Mcanns could do with our support

Roy coyne
5 Posted 12/08/2007 at 00:51:41

I would settle for the refs to treat us like they do the redshite,it is now a foul to take the ball off Gerrard its getting Beyond a joke