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Can you ask people to stop sending in their dream teams or the line ups they wish to see at Goodison especially with 2 or 3 players that are signing within the next 24 HOURS. It's really started to annoy me. Thank you and keep up the good work.
Anton Fitzpatrick, Posted 28/08/2007 at 15:16:49
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Michael Kenrick
Absolutely, Anton. Perhaps this salutory lesson will make them stop... although I doubt it somehow!
big blue bill
1 Posted 28/08/2007 at 15:50:15
1 Posted 28/08/2007 at 15:50:15
Howard
Neville, Yobo, Lescott, Baines
Arteta, Jags, Pienar, Osman
AJ, Yakubu
Neville, Yobo, Lescott, Baines
Arteta, Jags, Pienar, Osman
AJ, Yakubu
Allan Hobbs
2 Posted 28/08/2007 at 15:51:37
2 Posted 28/08/2007 at 15:51:37
Southall
Cafu, Moore, Baresi, Maldini
Beckham, Zidane, Gullit, Cruyff
Pele, Puskas
Cafu, Moore, Baresi, Maldini
Beckham, Zidane, Gullit, Cruyff
Pele, Puskas
Declan Critchley
3 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:00:11
3 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:00:11
Ignore them and they’ll go away...
Allan
4 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:09:26
4 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:09:26
I’m still here....
Morecambe & Wise
Cannon & Ball
Laurel & Hardy
French & Saunders....err....no.
Morecambe & Wise
Cannon & Ball
Laurel & Hardy
French & Saunders....err....no.
Lee Smith
5 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:05:59
5 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:05:59
Baardsen
Bilic, Thomsen, Hottiger, Tiler
Oster, Ward, Williamson
Angel, Barlow, Madar
:)
Bilic, Thomsen, Hottiger, Tiler
Oster, Ward, Williamson
Angel, Barlow, Madar
:)
Will
6 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:17:21
6 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:17:21
Just a thought chaps...but with Manny gone and Yak, well, who knows!, I think Peter Reid and Lineker are free at the moment, cheap, could be a good move
Jake Stevens
7 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:34:48
7 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:34:48
I like your team Lee but i would suggest getting John Spencer in ahead of Williamson. I feel with his skill and flair he would be better equipted in linking the play up between the midfield and strikers.
I think its pretty fair to say that the 3 lads, with their quality, will put those chances away. COYB !!
I think its pretty fair to say that the 3 lads, with their quality, will put those chances away. COYB !!
Mike Allison
8 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:49:49
8 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:49:49
Wessels
John O’Kane, Me, Materazzi, Pistone
Simon Davies, Fernandes, Riquelme, Kilbane
Nugent, Allan’s Nan
John O’Kane, Me, Materazzi, Pistone
Simon Davies, Fernandes, Riquelme, Kilbane
Nugent, Allan’s Nan
Keith Harrison
9 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:54:08
9 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:54:08
Mike, how dare you leave me and Steve Claringbold out but include Allan’s Nan ??????
Hvae you not read the other threads today????
Hvae you not read the other threads today????
Mike Allison
10 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:57:57
10 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:57:57
Well, no actually, but I can see you’re upset, so:
Wessels
John O?Kane, Me, Materazzi, Steve Claringbold
Keith Harrison, Fernandes, Riquelme, Kilbane
Nugent, Allan?s Nan
Wessels
John O?Kane, Me, Materazzi, Steve Claringbold
Keith Harrison, Fernandes, Riquelme, Kilbane
Nugent, Allan?s Nan
Keith Harrison
11 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:59:31
11 Posted 28/08/2007 at 16:59:31
That’s better. Now I’m going to put Steve’s house on us finishing third.
Allan
12 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:04:39
12 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:04:39
How dare you put my Nan up front with that waste of space Nugent; she should be up there as centre forward in a Keith & Steve forward line sandwich...ooerr.
wes b
13 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:03:00
13 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:03:00
on a day i found we somehow managed to screw up the fernandez deal and can now add him to a long list of other missed ops, this post made me laugh and reminded me why EFC fans are the best in the world....sense of humour, god knows u got to have one supporting this club
Lee Smith
14 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:10:52
14 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:10:52
Jake, I had the midget on the bench! Wes, if we didn’t laugh we’d cry hey mate! NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM (my dad says he remembers when that used to mean something to our club)
Anton Fitzpatrick
15 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:16:00
15 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:16:00
Love it.
wes b
16 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:07:53
16 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:07:53
1 Félix
2 Brito 3 Piazza 4 Carlos Alberto
5 Clodoaldo
6 Marco Antônio 7 Jairzinho
9 Tostão 10 Pelé 11 Rivelino
i hear that ronaldinho fella could be going on the cheap as well, would fit in quite nicely too
2 Brito 3 Piazza 4 Carlos Alberto
5 Clodoaldo
6 Marco Antônio 7 Jairzinho
9 Tostão 10 Pelé 11 Rivelino
i hear that ronaldinho fella could be going on the cheap as well, would fit in quite nicely too
Allan
17 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:22:18
17 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:22:18
Nelson
Sweet, McGuinn, Rix, Chapman
’Selly’ Selleck, Opal,Shaz,Noleen
Melanie, Daz
And if anyone can name that ’dream team’ then you win a night out with my Nan!
Sweet, McGuinn, Rix, Chapman
’Selly’ Selleck, Opal,Shaz,Noleen
Melanie, Daz
And if anyone can name that ’dream team’ then you win a night out with my Nan!
Ian
18 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:39:04
18 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:39:04
I agree with Anton....let’s stop these rubbish rumours.
But this one is definite - I heard it from my mate’s nan’s best friend’s cousin’s wife’s sister-in-law who bumped into someone that once met Moyes in the chippy: The £12m that was going on Manny is going on a brilliant midfielder with both flair and bone-crunching commitment: Alex Nyarko
And in a brilliant double-signing, Gazza is going to prove that he still has the bottle to cut it at top level.
You heard it here first!!
But this one is definite - I heard it from my mate’s nan’s best friend’s cousin’s wife’s sister-in-law who bumped into someone that once met Moyes in the chippy: The £12m that was going on Manny is going on a brilliant midfielder with both flair and bone-crunching commitment: Alex Nyarko
And in a brilliant double-signing, Gazza is going to prove that he still has the bottle to cut it at top level.
You heard it here first!!
kieran fitzgerald
19 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:57:33
19 Posted 28/08/2007 at 17:57:33
It’s getting to the stage where I’d nearly ring Moysey and tell him I have my own boots. I’m thirty three, slow as a cart horse and have dodgy knees, but for as little as 1500quid sterling a week I’ll happily sign a five year deal. I also look quite fetching in the away jersey.
Ian
20 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:08:07
20 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:08:07
Kieran: you’re not Lee Carsley writing under a false name and trying to get a pay rise, are you?
kieran fitzgerald
21 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:28:33
21 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:28:33
Jesus Ian don’t get me started on the national team over here. Lee Carsley is a God by the way.
Tom Edwards
22 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:32:32
22 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:32:32
Pugh
Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble
Grub, Top Cat, Benny, Choochoo, Brain
Fancy, Spook
Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble
Grub, Top Cat, Benny, Choochoo, Brain
Fancy, Spook
steve
23 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:35:02
23 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:35:02
howard neville lescott yobo baines osamn arteta pienaar jags yakubu johnson
Keith Harrison
24 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:36:31
24 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:36:31
Allan,
You already promised me a night out with your Nan, and I being picked up in 5 mins to meet her at the Carlisle match.
Couldn’t wear the white suit as the wife got suspicious.
I’ll be really pissed if someone wins your quiz in the meantime, and I haven’t time to study it now.
In the words of Rafael Beneathus/Max "How dare you, How dare you".
She’d better turn up mate, and I’ll be back on here at about 11 to let you know.
You already promised me a night out with your Nan, and I being picked up in 5 mins to meet her at the Carlisle match.
Couldn’t wear the white suit as the wife got suspicious.
I’ll be really pissed if someone wins your quiz in the meantime, and I haven’t time to study it now.
In the words of Rafael Beneathus/Max "How dare you, How dare you".
She’d better turn up mate, and I’ll be back on here at about 11 to let you know.
Roy coyne
25 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:52:35
25 Posted 28/08/2007 at 18:52:35
Is this the EVERTON WAY
Allan Hobbs
26 Posted 28/08/2007 at 19:19:40
26 Posted 28/08/2007 at 19:19:40
Keith - in light of my promise to you, if you crack my dream team conundrum then you get a full night with her; fair do’s?!
Still no quiz takers?
Still no quiz takers?
sickboy
27 Posted 28/08/2007 at 19:17:39
27 Posted 28/08/2007 at 19:17:39
jeez steve thought u wanted osama in midfield then!!!! saying that....he is a rich foreign backer lol,we could really compete with city then :)
Dave Lynch
28 Posted 28/08/2007 at 19:40:51
28 Posted 28/08/2007 at 19:40:51
Allan.
Got it mate.
It’s JOSSYS GIANTS
Got it mate.
It’s JOSSYS GIANTS
Allan
29 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:04:23
29 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:04:23
We have a winner ladies & gentlemen, good work Dave, you win a night out with my Nan! Treat her right and the worlds yer oyster mate!
PS Dont keep her up too late, she has to be at Bellefield early in the mornin.
PS Dont keep her up too late, she has to be at Bellefield early in the mornin.
Dave Lynch
30 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:05:55
30 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:05:55
Thanks Allan.
She’d better not stand me up as i’ve just got a fresh bottle of Old Spice.
Dusted down me zoot suit and polished me platforms.
By the way. Is she a big drinker?
She’d better not stand me up as i’ve just got a fresh bottle of Old Spice.
Dusted down me zoot suit and polished me platforms.
By the way. Is she a big drinker?
Matt Geraghty
31 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:09:38
31 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:09:38
LOL :-)
Allan
32 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:27:03
32 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:27:03
You bring the Harveys Bristol Cream Dave and she’ll be putty in your hands!
Dave Lynch
33 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:37:07
33 Posted 28/08/2007 at 20:37:07
The rest of you lads !
Read em and weep !
I’m the man !
Harveys it is then.
Read em and weep !
I’m the man !
Harveys it is then.
Keith Harrison
34 Posted 28/08/2007 at 22:14:17
34 Posted 28/08/2007 at 22:14:17
Allan,
Where the f was she ????? I had to sit through nearly 90 minutes of Carlisle v Coventry scouring the 5742 crowd (I think that was announced for the taxman - there was 7000 there at least)for your Nan. Carlisle played a triallist called Brittain who could have been your Nan. He turned on a car park a couple of times before whipping crosses in - by the way, does she still have her whip??
I feel seriuosly let down, as you promised she would meet me within the "next 24 hours", only to let her go out with some (spanish?)bloke who happens to know some modern group trivia.
Why didn’t you ask who played lead guitar on Layla or something about UFO or Lynyrd Skynyrd or a proper Rock group question like that.
I am burned mate, burned. Expect a horse’s head in the post tomorrow if they’re not on strike.
Does anyone have a cure for ’Viagra wrist’? I have a lot of spreadsheets to complete tomorrow.
By the way, does anyone else know who played lead guitar on Layla???
Lets keep this fun rolling.
Where the f was she ????? I had to sit through nearly 90 minutes of Carlisle v Coventry scouring the 5742 crowd (I think that was announced for the taxman - there was 7000 there at least)for your Nan. Carlisle played a triallist called Brittain who could have been your Nan. He turned on a car park a couple of times before whipping crosses in - by the way, does she still have her whip??
I feel seriuosly let down, as you promised she would meet me within the "next 24 hours", only to let her go out with some (spanish?)bloke who happens to know some modern group trivia.
Why didn’t you ask who played lead guitar on Layla or something about UFO or Lynyrd Skynyrd or a proper Rock group question like that.
I am burned mate, burned. Expect a horse’s head in the post tomorrow if they’re not on strike.
Does anyone have a cure for ’Viagra wrist’? I have a lot of spreadsheets to complete tomorrow.
By the way, does anyone else know who played lead guitar on Layla???
Lets keep this fun rolling.
Keith Harrison
35 Posted 28/08/2007 at 22:28:34
35 Posted 28/08/2007 at 22:28:34
Dave Lynch - be afraid, be very afraid. Hell hath no fury like a Cumbrian scorned.
Dave Lynch
36 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:13:30
36 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:13:30
Believe me Kieth.
She still has the whip. Just off to the chemist for some sudocrem.
She still has the whip. Just off to the chemist for some sudocrem.
Dave Lynch
37 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:20:08
37 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:20:08
Dayne Allman played guitar on Layla
Keith
38 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:21:29
38 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:21:29
Been posting nasty things about you on another thread mate LOL. Check out Mad Dog.
Keith
39 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:25:28
39 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:25:28
Sorry mate, it was Duane Allman. You’ve just forfeited my true love.
You’ll have to make do with (very)sloppy seconds I’m afraid.
You’ll have to make do with (very)sloppy seconds I’m afraid.
Dave Lynch
40 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:48:17
40 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:48:17
You pedantic bastard.
Keith
41 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:54:02
41 Posted 28/08/2007 at 23:54:02
Its taken you 20 odd minutes to think up that witty reply ???
All’s fair in love and war mate, but good news, I’m going out with Allan’s mum, so we can double date if you have more than one bottle of Harveys. I refuse to wear Old Spice tho, never worn it since I stopped playing Rugby. It used to make their front rows eyes water !!!
Let me know when the girls can go out together with us mate.
Cheers,
Keith
All’s fair in love and war mate, but good news, I’m going out with Allan’s mum, so we can double date if you have more than one bottle of Harveys. I refuse to wear Old Spice tho, never worn it since I stopped playing Rugby. It used to make their front rows eyes water !!!
Let me know when the girls can go out together with us mate.
Cheers,
Keith
Steve Claringbold
42 Posted 29/08/2007 at 09:02:14
42 Posted 29/08/2007 at 09:02:14
Good to see I made the dream teams.
Cheers lads.
Here’s mine.
Stallone
Caine - Von-Sydow - Wark - Moore.
Ardiles - Summerbee - Osman (Russell not Leon) - O’Callaghan - Deyna
Pele - Prins.
Aahh Escape to Victory. Great film.
Cheers lads.
Here’s mine.
Stallone
Caine - Von-Sydow - Wark - Moore.
Ardiles - Summerbee - Osman (Russell not Leon) - O’Callaghan - Deyna
Pele - Prins.
Aahh Escape to Victory. Great film.
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