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Ukraine Travel Information

The Foreign Office today issued a warning to Everton Fans travelling to Ukraine for Everton's Uefa Cup 2nd leg match against FC Metalist Kharkiv.

Any visitors to this region are advised not to purchase men's underwear locally. Official Reason: Chernobyl fallout.
Denholm Elliot, Overseas Posted 17/09/2007 at 16:45:37

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Barry Lightfoot
1 Posted 17/09/2007 at 20:14:12

Blimey that jokes older than our last European win. It’ll be queuing up fot it’s pension as we speak.

Bob Turner
2 Posted 17/09/2007 at 21:39:56

Denholm, mate, I hope when you get there your hotel gives you A Room With A View of the Temple of Doom.

(Do you see what I did there?!?)

Lyndon Lloyd
3 Posted 17/09/2007 at 23:34:53

"...that joke?s older than our last European win," and should rightly have been buried long ago like the real Denholm Elliot, rest his soul. I still chuckled, though, despite myself.

Thicko
4 Posted 18/09/2007 at 12:10:35

Sorry I don’t get it!!!

Lee Spargo
5 Posted 18/09/2007 at 12:28:51

Doh!

Below average intelligence
6 Posted 18/09/2007 at 15:31:33

Err, what’s the joke?

Even thicker
7 Posted 18/09/2007 at 18:17:56

What did you do there Bob?

Bob Turner
8 Posted 19/09/2007 at 21:59:50

I very cleverly used the titles of 2 of his most famous films and spun them into a sentence.

What do you mean, it’s not funny?!?!?

Martyn
9 Posted 21/09/2007 at 11:52:35

You’ve only got a small knob, won’t be a problem for you!