There's a pretty well tanned bloke with greying hair who's out of a job right now. I'm sure he'd welcome the chance to become neighbours with his fellow Iberian football nut, Rafa.

If not, maybe the prospect of walking his terrier past Rafa's palace and letting it soil his yard might prove and irresistable lure.

A special Club for the Special One.

Yeah, I know..but we're all allowed to dream aren't we??

It seems about as realistic as Everton playing beguiling and bewitching football on the deck that involves crisp and accurate passing and smart movement off the ball.

We will win the second leg and go on to have a few more wins in Europe this season.

Even without the injured players (all teams have injured players so forget about them), we clearly had the better bunch of individuals on the pitch last night and even with the odd tactics, play that game the same way in 10 parallel universes and we would have won it maybe 8 times.

So what about the odd tactics... Where did they come from? Was Moyes making a ballsy attempt to overrun FCMK in the first leg, putting the second leg beyond doubt and taking pressure of the congested fixture list? Was Moyes trying to play exciting football realising that the European Cup is not normally a money spinner and we desperately need to keep (1) TV cameras on us and (2) Goodison sold out if we are to make money out of this tournament (to invest in the team and build us further...)?

The tactics were definately bold even if they were not as effective as the tried and trusted normal tactics often derided as boring. And... I think Moyes always knew that if the bold tactics started looking like LOSING the game (which they never actually did) then he could easily switch to the old faithful tactics in the blink of an eye - all the necessary players were on the pitch.

Whatever the reason for the tactics last night... we were never going to lose the game... we will win the second leg for sure... The tactics last night are not what Moyes is going to play against tougher teams... So calm down!

Financial, family and personal constraints have meant I haven't been to matches, don't even get to watch that many. Last night was my chance to see the Blues for a full 90 minutes for the first time this season, my chance to see whether the stuff that is written on this site was right or wrong.

I would never say people aren't entitled to their opinion, I just hoped that some of the opinions on here were a bit over enthusiastic. Now I know they aren't. Hoofball up the centre of the park against nine men does not win matches. Right backs posing as central midfielders doesn't. Allowing a confidence-stricken striker three attempted penalties doesn't. FFS, even John Barnes on commentary had a better idea of how to win that game (it hurts to say that). Keep the ball, pass, stretch them.

I have uprooted my tent and am now off camping in the heart of the Moyes Out section. A nice bloke, done a lot for us, in fact has done all he can for us but that was just unbearable. Maybe Jose would like a real opportunity to prove he is the Special One and take on a club with less resources, less quality but with a great fan base and history. Give him a shout Bill, see what he says. Maybe Davie could have Buster's job if you want to keep him close by.

ps: Any North East Scotland based Everton Fans, give us a shout!!! Be happy to congregate over a pint and debate all things Everton!!!

As for playing 4-3-3 formation, this didn't work from the first minute. We looked clueless in midfield, well i say midfield, 3 fellas stood in the middle of the park were clueless! They had runners bursting through from midfield & neville/carsley let them go. Only down to Wessels for a finger-tip save in the 1st half kept it 0-0.

Hibbert should be sacked!! The Yak needs a good kicking to wake him up, he's not at shitty boro now!! Were too slow in possesion, lack movement, no skill on the ball, in a word SHITE!!

Not to mention the utter balls up of the ticketing! Stood in a cue for an hour to get tickets i bought last friday. Well done Everton!! Got home at 2am, pissed of, tired as fuck today at work today, all to watch a load of shite!

Ah well, I could be a red!!

One look at the team sheet revealed all. No creativity in the midfield and 3 strikers. Ayone who has played this game will know, if you play 3 upfront you have to be confident that youre back line and midfield have enough about them to work as a unit and support each other. But then again, we have no midfield to speak of, so that theory is out of the window. No midfield means no creativity, which then = hoofball tactics.

Don't give me this Arteta was missing shit either, he built this squad with a style of play in mind and it is at best a poor mans Wimbledon. To blame certain players shows a lack of nouse, Neville is not and never will be a midfielder. AJ is an off the shoulder striker, not a channel runner, as for Osman and Hibbert? Enough has been said already.

Moyes once stated that we should judge him when he has built HIS team. Well that time has arrived Davey boy and it doesn't look pretty. This cannot go on. We are fucking awful and it's down to his tactical inability. The apologists on here have stated that this is our best squad for a decade or so. If that is so, where is the football ? Because we don't play any as far as I can see. Can you imagine if Man Utd, Aresenal, Chelsea or the unmentionables where playing that lot last night. They would have torn them up for arse paper.

Missing 2 penalties is not an excuse for a defeat, WE ARE SHIT! End of. All this talk of breaking into the top 4 and good cup runs is deluded nonsense. The quicker this useless charlatan pissess of back to the lower leagues the better. Then maybe we can start building a proper FOOTBALL team. ps: Don't DARE anyone say give him time.