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Pass the dagga, man

I'm rather worried about tomorrow evening's game. I don't think the lads are taking it seriously. Is it me or is Stephen Pienaar smoking a joint as he gets off the plane?

Ben Howard, UK Posted 03/10/2007 at 17:35:44

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Lyndon

Heheh... either that or he's kissing his cross in thanks that the plane didn't plough through Kharkov's quicksand runway!

Anthony Jaras
1 Posted 03/10/2007 at 17:48:57

I don’t care if he smokes or even deals crack as long as he hits the back of the net again tomorrow night.

James Bernard
2 Posted 03/10/2007 at 18:30:39

Lollipop?

Declan
3 Posted 03/10/2007 at 18:39:08

Nah. He blowing his fingers. It’s probally cold.

Ian Bonnette
4 Posted 03/10/2007 at 18:41:38

Is that the Yak behind him? If so, the size of the gut on him, they must serve burger and chips of jet2 these days.

Laura James
5 Posted 03/10/2007 at 19:37:57

Ian look at the size of Pienaar’s gut. Is it not just the wind blowing there tracksuits? I dont get these "Yakubu is fat" shouts. He just blatently isn’t and you could see that when he took his top off against Mettalist. His arms where massive and he looked quite slender around the mid area.

He needs to get fit but not lose weight. He has always been that build and it has never stopped him banging in goals in the past.

On Pienaar I think it probably would be kissing his cross. Judging by his celebration and from articles about him he is a very religious man.

Shaka
6 Posted 03/10/2007 at 19:44:32

Pienaar’s probably doing a puff daddy impression having a tooth pick in his mouth!

Allan Hobbs
7 Posted 03/10/2007 at 20:22:05

Yakubu’s not fat, he’s nicked the in-flight blanket. : )

Gareth Docherty
8 Posted 04/10/2007 at 01:57:52

He’s kissing his cross after saying a prayer, he does it every time he lands and he says a prayer on the tarmac before he takes off apparently.

Nick Xenos
9 Posted 04/10/2007 at 03:17:55

Didn’t you guys know...Yakubu is a man of many talents. As well as a talented footballer, he is also the body guard of little Stevie Piennar. It has been rumoured that they will be starring in a Hollywood blockbuster together alongside ’Sly’ Stallone...apparently in a sequel of 90’s fave, The Bodyguard.

Paul Cook
10 Posted 04/10/2007 at 06:30:01

I don’t think I like the idea of a Bodyguard remake. I that film, Kevin Costner shags Whitney Houston. I wouldn’t like to see Yakubu shagging Piennar. Might be one for the gay Blues though....

Paul Turner
11 Posted 04/10/2007 at 07:38:26

Just as long as we’re not subjected to that God-awful song again; "IEIEIEIEI will always..." SHUT UP, Whitney!

Let’s have a top performance tonight from the team and the 1500 travelling fans. COYB!

Bashra Mohammed
12 Posted 04/10/2007 at 08:30:56

"Sorry if i sound racist, but all african, all africans like a good joint. "

Get back down your whole you ignorant fuck and stop with the social stereotyping.

Dick

Bashra Mohammed
13 Posted 04/10/2007 at 08:34:59

..and before anyone picks up on my grammar, it should have been hole not whole.

COYB

2-1 win tonight. Lescott and the Yak

Paul Cook
14 Posted 04/10/2007 at 09:56:45

Amanda Holden and Yakubu would make a cool, new Bodyguard film. Or even better, Amanda Holden and me :)

Michael Newton
15 Posted 04/10/2007 at 12:09:00

The West Indians prefer a joint to Africans.
Nothing more fun than being at Old Trafford for a West Indian v England test match the West Indians are fun guys.
Pienaar is a very Christian guy he probably kissed his cross because he landed safely at a dodgy airport.
Yakubu isnt fat he is built like a brick shit house not like the stick insect Crouch who is knocked over by a puff of wind.

Andy Callan
16 Posted 04/10/2007 at 14:18:21

Lollipop you clown.

sean callaghan
17 Posted 04/10/2007 at 14:56:21

Nice one Bashra. Thinking the same thing