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Channel bloody 5 comedy commentary.
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Well as much as last night's performace made me choke on my tea, my God it was fecking hilarious watching/listening to the channel 5 commentary of Everton vs the part time metal workers.
The studio looks like a gust of wind may blow it down and makes Prisoner cell block H seem like a real feckin lock up.
Pat Nevin looked like he was going to gouge that Colin (red shite) Radio 1 reject's eyes out after all his witty sarcastic comments.
Plus, did you see Joe Royle constantly giving him the "don't feckin make a joke at me kid, or I'll cut ya bollocks off" look.
Then we had Kevin Ratcliffe's commentary. Considerting he supports Everton you would think he supported the reds, he was so bloody scathing. Come back, John Barnes, ya cocky fat red shite, all is forgiven.
He also didn't seem to know who was who ,who the feck is, Yakaba, An-chovy and Michael Arteta??? Plus what team were me playing, Metallurgy, Mechalist, Melalust he certainly didnt fecking know.
Then top top it off you had our performance on the pitch which was so bad I was hiding behind the couch, and I was fearing for Moyes's —health his eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head he was so feckin annoyed.
All in all it was football slapstick of the highest order, and I'm looking forward to the next intsallment of the comedy football network. God help us, Thursday night will never be the same again.
Daniel Johnson, Posted 05/10/2007 at 15:52:48
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1 Posted 06/10/2007 at 08:33:40