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Things on TW have been getting very heavy lately so I thought we could lighten the mood a bit with a challenge.
Can somebody come up with a better song for Victor Anichebe than the one being sung at the moment? It is a very poor effort.
Sorry but I'm not smart enough to start us off.
Peter Corcoran, Posted 17/01/2008 at 13:24:11
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Shyt Chantwritter
2 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:46:25
2 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:46:25
Anichebe, Anichebe,Anichebe, Anichebe, scoring late goals in Europe, Anichebe.
Sung to the tune of "let it be"
Sung to the tune of "let it be"
Shaun Brennan
3 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:57:11
3 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:57:11
Why change it? unless the current one reminds you of a bad night out in Birkenhead.!
Lue Glover
4 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:56:20
4 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:56:20
Ha ha, nice one Amanda, bet he’s still having nightmares about the Chelsea game.
It’s a shame we don’t have something for each player. Just read in the new Evertonian how chuffed Jags was when the crowd started chanting his name v Bolton. It obviously means a lot to the players.
It’s a shame we don’t have something for each player. Just read in the new Evertonian how chuffed Jags was when the crowd started chanting his name v Bolton. It obviously means a lot to the players.
Matt Hayhurst
5 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:29:35
5 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:29:35
A very simple one sung to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree...."
"Anichebe Anichebe - there’s only one Anichebe"
"Anichebe Anichebe - there’s only one Anichebe"
Matt Morgan
6 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:36:01
6 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:36:01
Instead of finding a new chant for Anichebe we should really be looking for a better one for Tim Cahill, the guys been here for years now and been voted player of the season and yet the only thing heard is Tim Cahill Tim Cahill!
Eddie Harrison.
7 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:39:40
7 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:39:40
Victor’s, Theres been a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
He did what he had to do
And missed Afcon through exemption.
He powered through each euro course;
Each careful step along the highway,
But more, much more than this,
He’s Victor Anichebe.
Second half is a bit lacking.
But then again, too few to mention.
He did what he had to do
And missed Afcon through exemption.
He powered through each euro course;
Each careful step along the highway,
But more, much more than this,
He’s Victor Anichebe.
Second half is a bit lacking.
Gerard Horton
8 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:38:12
8 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:38:12
Whats that comin’ over the hill....
Its ANICHEBE....
Its ANICHEBE....
to the tune of ’The Automatic - Monster’
Its ANICHEBE....
Its ANICHEBE....
to the tune of ’The Automatic - Monster’
Lue Glover
9 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:42:21
9 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:42:21
Oh Christmas tree.......great. Agreed poor ol’ Timmy gets a raw deal. I suppose there’s a few names (with 3 syllables) that would fit in with ’Volare’ - Tim Cahill, oh oh, Tim Cahill, oh oh oh oh.
Jagielka, oh oh
Phil Neville oh oh oh.....
and there’s
Manuel, Manuel Fernandes to the tune of ’Last train to San Fernando’
Dear me, can anyone tell I’m bored and stuck at home today!
Jagielka, oh oh
Phil Neville oh oh oh.....
and there’s
Manuel, Manuel Fernandes to the tune of ’Last train to San Fernando’
Dear me, can anyone tell I’m bored and stuck at home today!
Mick Mc
10 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:49:29
10 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:49:29
I heard that Fernando song by ABBA, starting changing the lyrics for Fernandes, but not much good at this sort of thing anyway here are Abbas words sure some budding song writer could come up with a song for Fernades from this
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and
softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
They were closer now Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Fernando
We were young and full of life and
none of us prepared to die
And I?m not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There?s no regret
If I had to do the same again
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/AR ]
I would, my friend, Fernando
Now we?re old and grey Fernando
And since many years I haven?t
seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night
we crossed the Rio Grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There?s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There?s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
Yes, if I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando...
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and
softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
They were closer now Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Fernando
We were young and full of life and
none of us prepared to die
And I?m not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There?s no regret
If I had to do the same again
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/AR ]
I would, my friend, Fernando
Now we?re old and grey Fernando
And since many years I haven?t
seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night
we crossed the Rio Grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There?s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There?s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
Yes, if I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando...
Ben Brown
11 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:43:59
11 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:43:59
To the tune of ’Long Way to Tipperary’
His name is Victorrrr, Anichebe,
He’s gonna score us a goal,
We think that maybe, just maaaaaybe, He’s the greatest player we know.
Strugglin.
His name is Victorrrr, Anichebe,
He’s gonna score us a goal,
We think that maybe, just maaaaaybe, He’s the greatest player we know.
Strugglin.
Al Reddish
12 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:53:45
12 Posted 17/01/2008 at 15:53:45
Whats that coming over your MUM.........
Its Anichebe, Its ANICHEBE....................
Its Anichebe, Its ANICHEBE....................
Craig McManus
13 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:13:36
13 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:13:36
Superb Dirk (above). I’d love to hear that one when manure are next in town.
Arthur Jones
14 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:16:29
14 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:16:29
Not a song but perhaps everytime he?s warming up before coming off the bench , they could play the ? Rocky ? theme tune , scare the bejabours out of the opposing centre halfs
Barry Lightfoot
15 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:23:24
15 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:23:24
Here’s an old tune with new lyrics, you have to pronounce his name Ani-chee-bee
He’s black
He’s sound
He leaves defenders on the ground
Anichebe
Anichebe
He’s black
He’s sound
He leaves defenders on the ground
Anichebe
Anichebe
Johnny Bell
16 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:31:39
16 Posted 17/01/2008 at 16:31:39
Tim Cahill oh oh
Tim Cahill oh oh
He comes from Australia
Hes guna score against ya
(repeat)
To the tune of the Vidic chant
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Mikel arteta he hates the red shite
To the tune of the Ronaldo chant
Tim Cahill oh oh
He comes from Australia
Hes guna score against ya
(repeat)
To the tune of the Vidic chant
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Mikel arteta he hates the red shite
To the tune of the Ronaldo chant
Gary Tudor
17 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:20:41
17 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:20:41
I like Gerards suggestion :Whats that coming over the hill its Anichebe Anichebe. I think a Tim Cahill chant to one of the boxer songs to fit in with his celebration.
Mike Mulhall
18 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:21:49
18 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:21:49
Tims just a goal machine,
scoring a goal or three,
give him a chance and he’ll score!
Hes Ca-hill
To the sound of Girls aloud "goalmachine"
quite sad i know a girls aloud verse really!
scoring a goal or three,
give him a chance and he’ll score!
Hes Ca-hill
To the sound of Girls aloud "goalmachine"
quite sad i know a girls aloud verse really!
Micky Norman
19 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:20:20
19 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:20:20
You need to be ancient to remember this tune- Skippy.
Timmy, Timmy Timmy the blue kangaroo
Timmy, Timmy playing for me and for you.
And yes it is getting heavy on here.
Timmy, Timmy Timmy the blue kangaroo
Timmy, Timmy playing for me and for you.
And yes it is getting heavy on here.
Jack Johnson
20 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:20:30
20 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:20:30
What about a simple -
An-i-che-be
An-i-che-be
so on
Same as Adebayor’s chant for Arsenal.
Pretty simple admittedly, but surely better than what he already has!
An-i-che-be
An-i-che-be
so on
Same as Adebayor’s chant for Arsenal.
Pretty simple admittedly, but surely better than what he already has!
Gerry Allen
21 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:52:52
21 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:52:52
ON TIM CAHILL.
Surely a simple chant befitting our heritage:
Nah, nah, nananahh - nananah CAHILL
(to the tune of Hey Jude or the old song about Kean-oh sung by the mancs for the culturally deprived).
Like the Lescott one from Amanda and think the "Red Flag" tune (or Oh Christmas Tree) is great for Victor. Anything but "there’s only one...fill in the blank".
Surely a simple chant befitting our heritage:
Nah, nah, nananahh - nananah CAHILL
(to the tune of Hey Jude or the old song about Kean-oh sung by the mancs for the culturally deprived).
Like the Lescott one from Amanda and think the "Red Flag" tune (or Oh Christmas Tree) is great for Victor. Anything but "there’s only one...fill in the blank".
Ian Mac
22 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:52:41
22 Posted 17/01/2008 at 17:52:41
Man Man-uel Fernandes
Man Man-uel Fernandes
He’s portuguese
Brings defenders down to there knees
With Pienaar - Arteta
they just can’t take anymore
Repeat
to Tom Jones song ( my my my delilia )
Ya ku bu bu bu he scores 2 & he scores 3
Ya ku bu bu he scores 2 & he scores 3
With his left with his right with his head an with his knee.
He will score every time with a pass from lee carsley !!
Tune of Agga do do do
An we like, an we like, an we like , an we like....... an we like him ... like him
Tim Caaahill he’s from the other side of the world
Tune - Status Quo ( Rockin all over the world )
Man Man-uel Fernandes
He’s portuguese
Brings defenders down to there knees
With Pienaar - Arteta
they just can’t take anymore
Repeat
to Tom Jones song ( my my my delilia )
Ya ku bu bu bu he scores 2 & he scores 3
Ya ku bu bu he scores 2 & he scores 3
With his left with his right with his head an with his knee.
He will score every time with a pass from lee carsley !!
Tune of Agga do do do
An we like, an we like, an we like , an we like....... an we like him ... like him
Tim Caaahill he’s from the other side of the world
Tune - Status Quo ( Rockin all over the world )
Chris Boyd
23 Posted 17/01/2008 at 18:36:15
23 Posted 17/01/2008 at 18:36:15
Got a couple here myself... firstly for Timmy Cahill
Watch out cahills about
watch out cahills about
Ohhh you better watch out
cos cahills about !!!
to the tune of beadles about ( i know! )
Next i have two sneaky ones for Lescott... the first attempt at dolly partons joleon wasnt bad but it was lacking in verses, which i will now give you...
Oh hes ten feet tall and ten feet wide
he leaps a mile in a stride
he wears his shirt each week with pride..Joleon
Oh Hes going to be here for a while
He’ll see you comin from a mile
He’ll grow his afro eighties style..Joleon
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeeon
He’s big he’s bad he’s strong and he’s fucking hard!
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeeon
dont mess with him cos he’ll snap you right in half!
My last one is for J Lo again to the Godfather tune...
He’s super Joleon Lescott
He’s the bionc man
If your big and strong
Or small and fast
Your never getting past
Cos he’s super Joleon Lescott
He’s the bionic man
etc etc..
Lets get these songs bouncin in the ground so the divvys dont keep embarrassing us by singing about ste gerrard!
Come on you blues!
Watch out cahills about
watch out cahills about
Ohhh you better watch out
cos cahills about !!!
to the tune of beadles about ( i know! )
Next i have two sneaky ones for Lescott... the first attempt at dolly partons joleon wasnt bad but it was lacking in verses, which i will now give you...
Oh hes ten feet tall and ten feet wide
he leaps a mile in a stride
he wears his shirt each week with pride..Joleon
Oh Hes going to be here for a while
He’ll see you comin from a mile
He’ll grow his afro eighties style..Joleon
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeeon
He’s big he’s bad he’s strong and he’s fucking hard!
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeeon
dont mess with him cos he’ll snap you right in half!
My last one is for J Lo again to the Godfather tune...
He’s super Joleon Lescott
He’s the bionc man
If your big and strong
Or small and fast
Your never getting past
Cos he’s super Joleon Lescott
He’s the bionic man
etc etc..
Lets get these songs bouncin in the ground so the divvys dont keep embarrassing us by singing about ste gerrard!
Come on you blues!
Caron Jôs
24 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:00:19
24 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:00:19
I like the Do-Do-Do... Victor Anichebe, like was sung at Nurenburg. Ive been singing that since that game and It always brings a cheeky smile to my face!
Antony Matthews
25 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:03:26
25 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:03:26
Hows about SUPER, SUPER VIC .SUPER, SUPER VIC, SUPER SUPER VIC. SUPER ANICHEBE. sung to the tune of super Kevin Campbell (loved that one)
Dave Lynch
26 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:34:33
26 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:34:33
Call me a miserable old fart ( my wife does).
But the one thing i love about us is the fact we don’t go in for these shitty songs you hear at the theatre of screams or Satans pit.
But the one thing i love about us is the fact we don’t go in for these shitty songs you hear at the theatre of screams or Satans pit.
Micky Norman
27 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:34:07
27 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:34:07
To the same tune as super Lee or Super Kev
He’s a scouser he’s a blue
He’s big and fast and he’s gona get you
He’s gonna score a goal or two......
Victor Anichebe
Then follow it with super Vic as the one from Antony Matthews.
He’s a scouser he’s a blue
He’s big and fast and he’s gona get you
He’s gonna score a goal or two......
Victor Anichebe
Then follow it with super Vic as the one from Antony Matthews.
John Dawson
28 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:48:47
28 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:48:47
I like the Fernandes, Fernando idea
How about:
"There was something in the air tonight, the reds are shite, Fernandes"
How about:
"There was something in the air tonight, the reds are shite, Fernandes"
Andy Hilton
29 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:42:03
29 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:42:03
how about...
Anichebe in the U.K
Anichebe for the u.k he’s scoring sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
Your future stadium is a shopping scheme cos i
wannaaaaa beeee Anichebeeee!
you know wor I mean!
Blue and white punks!
Anichebe in the U.K
Anichebe for the u.k he’s scoring sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
Your future stadium is a shopping scheme cos i
wannaaaaa beeee Anichebeeee!
you know wor I mean!
Blue and white punks!
John Charles
30 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:58:24
30 Posted 17/01/2008 at 19:58:24
Hows about
Steve Pienaar Pienaar!
He?s small than me than me!!
he?s on-loan from germany
steve pienaar pienaar!
Steve Pienaar Pienaar!
He?s small than me than me!!
he?s on-loan from germany
steve pienaar pienaar!
Anthony Newell
31 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:10:18
31 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:10:18
If you want the mood lightened just look at Bully Beef’s dress sense when signing the new Chang deal
Alan McMillan
32 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:17:10
32 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:17:10
to the tune of "We’ll support you ever more", for Mr Beneathus:
Dos Cervesas Por Favor
Dos Cervesas Por Favor
Dos Cervesas Por Favor
Dos Cervesas Por Favor
Arthur Jones
33 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:25:10
33 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:25:10
To the tune of the Human Leagues ? Don?t you want me Baby ?
You were working as a waiter in a tapas bar , when they found you ...
They picked you up , hosed you down and turned you around (you smelled of poo)...
3 years later on they realised you are shite (they don?t want you !)
they don?t want you Rafa , they don?t want you , no..o.o.o.
fu*k off home you waiter , just f*uk off , go.o.o.o
You were working as a waiter in a tapas bar , when they found you ...
They picked you up , hosed you down and turned you around (you smelled of poo)...
3 years later on they realised you are shite (they don?t want you !)
they don?t want you Rafa , they don?t want you , no..o.o.o.
fu*k off home you waiter , just f*uk off , go.o.o.o
Eric Holland
34 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:42:20
34 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:42:20
If you see him you will get a fright
He’s in blue and white Fernandes
He’s gona score a goal or to
against man u Fernandes
Good for manure game
or change last line to
For me and you Fernandes
Same old ABBA tune
He’s in blue and white Fernandes
He’s gona score a goal or to
against man u Fernandes
Good for manure game
or change last line to
For me and you Fernandes
Same old ABBA tune
Keith Glazzard
35 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:14:03
35 Posted 17/01/2008 at 20:14:03
Way up there at the top of all the songwriting was the idea of a chant for the lad. And the players do appreciate being recognised (as was said about Jags). So keep it simple, and let them hear it. Imagine having scored a winning goal you could hear -
Victor, Victor, VICTORY, Victor, VICTORY.
(to the usual tune)
Could it be better?
Victor, Victor, VICTORY, Victor, VICTORY.
(to the usual tune)
Could it be better?
Don Jo
36 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:07:36
36 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:07:36
To the tune of Jingo
Yoboooooooooooo, Yobo-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah
Yobo-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah
Yoboooooooooooo, Yobo-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah
Yobo-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah
Ian Ankers
37 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:15:01
37 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:15:01
Well heres my lame attempt! In brackets is the tune it would be to!
It makes me just sick ter (we wish you a merry christmas)
leave out young Victor (we wish you a merry christmas)
but our strikers are so good (we wish you a merry christrmas)
I probably would. (and a happy new year)
Evertons a great club (good tidings we bring)
and we?ll have him as a sub (to you and your ?)
and when fatigue takes its toll (we wish you a merry christmas)
he?ll come on and score a goal (and a happy new year).
I do apologise!
It makes me just sick ter (we wish you a merry christmas)
leave out young Victor (we wish you a merry christmas)
but our strikers are so good (we wish you a merry christrmas)
I probably would. (and a happy new year)
Evertons a great club (good tidings we bring)
and we?ll have him as a sub (to you and your ?)
and when fatigue takes its toll (we wish you a merry christmas)
he?ll come on and score a goal (and a happy new year).
I do apologise!
Mike Fisher
38 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:33:52
38 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:33:52
For Big Vic I think:
Victor An i chebe victor an i chebe the the russian billionaires Jose Mourinho.
For Lescott I like the Frattellis Chelsea Dagger starting:
Joleon Lescott I believe your playing for the greatest team and it must be a fucking dream cos Joley Lescott’s in my team DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA DA If you know the song it makes sense.
Victor An i chebe victor an i chebe the the russian billionaires Jose Mourinho.
For Lescott I like the Frattellis Chelsea Dagger starting:
Joleon Lescott I believe your playing for the greatest team and it must be a fucking dream cos Joley Lescott’s in my team DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA DA If you know the song it makes sense.
David O'Brien
39 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:59:15
39 Posted 17/01/2008 at 21:59:15
How about (To the tune of ?I wanna Be Your Man? by the Rolling Stones) Here comes Anichebe Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaaa Here comes Anichebe Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaa.........no? It sounded good in my head
Lee Heath
40 Posted 17/01/2008 at 22:10:05
40 Posted 17/01/2008 at 22:10:05
Who needs Stevie G when you’ve got Stevie P. Stevie Pienaar!!! Stevie Pienaar!!!
Do we alredy sing that? Forgive me for not knowing. Can’t make it to the games unfortuately.
Do we alredy sing that? Forgive me for not knowing. Can’t make it to the games unfortuately.
Rob Jones
41 Posted 17/01/2008 at 22:38:58
41 Posted 17/01/2008 at 22:38:58
Someone said about boxing for Timmy so how about this from Eye of the Tiger, probably too long for the terraces though...
Rising up straight from Millwall
Took the shots, took the headers
hes taken his chance now hes not gonna stop,
Soon you will be a goal down
Hes the pride of the blue boys
Hes the King of the header
Rising up to head the ball into the net
Punch the flag, like ma-ny times before
And you know - oh oh oh oh oh oh,
Its Timmy Cahill.
please excuse my rather bad effort lol.
And thank you Peter for raising the mood around here
Rising up straight from Millwall
Took the shots, took the headers
hes taken his chance now hes not gonna stop,
Soon you will be a goal down
Hes the pride of the blue boys
Hes the King of the header
Rising up to head the ball into the net
Punch the flag, like ma-ny times before
And you know - oh oh oh oh oh oh,
Its Timmy Cahill.
please excuse my rather bad effort lol.
And thank you Peter for raising the mood around here
Simon Walker
42 Posted 18/01/2008 at 01:11:59
42 Posted 18/01/2008 at 01:11:59
To the tune of Walzing Matilda
Scoring Tim Cahill
Scoring Tim Cahill
We?ll come a?watching Tim scoring today
And he out-jumps defenders to head the ball into the net
We?ll come a?watching Tim scoring today
Scoring Tim Cahill
Scoring Tim Cahill
We?ll come a?watching Tim scoring today
And he out-jumps defenders to head the ball into the net
We?ll come a?watching Tim scoring today
Simon Walker
43 Posted 18/01/2008 at 01:14:09
43 Posted 18/01/2008 at 01:14:09
To the tune of Tie me Kangeroo down sport !
Can ya stop Timmy scoring
Stop Timmy if yer can
he’ll be boxing the corner
when he heads you one down
Can ya stop Timmy scoring
Stop Timmy if yer can
he’ll be boxing the corner
when he heads you one down
Ange Stamos
44 Posted 18/01/2008 at 00:31:53
44 Posted 18/01/2008 at 00:31:53
Heres one sung to the tune of ? Scotland the Brave? for the Big Vic, might also bring a tear in Moyes eyes as well.
Mersey hear the sounds of rumbling,
Must be the Big Vic coming,
Pumped up and full of running,
Aaani chebeeeee,
Blue White a big heart thumping,
strikes like a flash of lightning,
revved up and full of fighting,
Aaani chebeee,
And in the heat of battle,
he?ll come on with no fear,
Proud and courageous,
loves to score so we can win! so
rpt Mersey hear ....etc
Mersey hear the sounds of rumbling,
Must be the Big Vic coming,
Pumped up and full of running,
Aaani chebeeeee,
Blue White a big heart thumping,
strikes like a flash of lightning,
revved up and full of fighting,
Aaani chebeee,
And in the heat of battle,
he?ll come on with no fear,
Proud and courageous,
loves to score so we can win! so
rpt Mersey hear ....etc
Julian van Lingen
45 Posted 18/01/2008 at 03:01:28
45 Posted 18/01/2008 at 03:01:28
The Aussies will recognise this ...
"I’d like to buy a beer for Timmy
I’d like to buy a beer for Tim
He scores in the local derby
Then runs to the corner for some shadow boxin’
In front of the Lower Gwladys
Where the atmosphere is great
I’d like to buy a beer for Timmy
Cause Timmy’s me mate!!"
(to the tune of Slim Dusty’s "I’d like to have a beer with Duncan")
"I’d like to buy a beer for Timmy
I’d like to buy a beer for Tim
He scores in the local derby
Then runs to the corner for some shadow boxin’
In front of the Lower Gwladys
Where the atmosphere is great
I’d like to buy a beer for Timmy
Cause Timmy’s me mate!!"
(to the tune of Slim Dusty’s "I’d like to have a beer with Duncan")
Eric Myles
46 Posted 18/01/2008 at 08:38:13
46 Posted 18/01/2008 at 08:38:13
That one from Simon Walker to Waltzing Matilda is a good un and I’m sure Tim will really appreciate it with it being their ’unofficial’ National Anthem.
I’ll be listening out for it on the telly on Sunday.
I’ll be listening out for it on the telly on Sunday.
Peter Corcoran
47 Posted 18/01/2008 at 09:18:28
47 Posted 18/01/2008 at 09:18:28
Clearly some of you have missed your true vocation with all those songs and chants - great efforts even if some a bit convoluted.
Tim Cahill - I always watched Skippy when I was a kid so I really like that one from Micky Norman. Also liked the waltzing matilda one from Simon.
Victor Anichebe: my favourite is from Matt Hayhurst because its simple and catchy.
Mick Mc - I can’t see any fans rememdering all those verses.
Dave Lynch - your wife is right, you are a miserable fart. Go and sit in a dark room and listen to yourself breath to check you are still alive.
Let’s see if any of these efforts make it to matchdays.
Tim Cahill - I always watched Skippy when I was a kid so I really like that one from Micky Norman. Also liked the waltzing matilda one from Simon.
Victor Anichebe: my favourite is from Matt Hayhurst because its simple and catchy.
Mick Mc - I can’t see any fans rememdering all those verses.
Dave Lynch - your wife is right, you are a miserable fart. Go and sit in a dark room and listen to yourself breath to check you are still alive.
Let’s see if any of these efforts make it to matchdays.
Craig Ashford
48 Posted 18/01/2008 at 09:08:29
48 Posted 18/01/2008 at 09:08:29
Aaaaaaaaaaa-nicebe
(Anichebe)
Is fucking great
(Is fucking great)
Anichibe Is fucking great
He?s Big, ?ard and fast!
He?ll be past and score in a flash!
We love you A-NICH-EBE!!!
(Anichebe)
Is fucking great
(Is fucking great)
Anichibe Is fucking great
He?s Big, ?ard and fast!
He?ll be past and score in a flash!
We love you A-NICH-EBE!!!
Simon Walker
49 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:15:37
49 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:15:37
Stop it guys, the success is going to me ’ead, I can feel a Britney style breakdown coming on already...
To the tune of Pinball Wizard
Ever since I was a young boy I’ve watched the blues play ball
This is the School of Science, we hope you’ll be enthralled
I ain’t seen nothing like it from the shit across the road
Victor An-i-che-be, sure plays a mean football
To the tune of Pinball Wizard
Ever since I was a young boy I’ve watched the blues play ball
This is the School of Science, we hope you’ll be enthralled
I ain’t seen nothing like it from the shit across the road
Victor An-i-che-be, sure plays a mean football
John Turner
50 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:24:15
50 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:24:15
Pinball Wizard’s a good un!
What about Oh My Darling, Clementine?
Anichebe, Anichebe, Big Vic, you’ll do for me...
He’s a super Super Eagle but he comes from Crosby!
What about Oh My Darling, Clementine?
Anichebe, Anichebe, Big Vic, you’ll do for me...
He’s a super Super Eagle but he comes from Crosby!
Simon Walker
51 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:27:20
51 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:27:20
Slightly change, means it would also work when we move to Kirkby !
Ever since I was a young boy I?ve watched the blues play ball
This is the School of Science, we hope you?ll be enthralled
I ain?t seen nothing like it from the red shite down the road
Victor An-i-che-be, sure plays a mean football
Ever since I was a young boy I?ve watched the blues play ball
This is the School of Science, we hope you?ll be enthralled
I ain?t seen nothing like it from the red shite down the road
Victor An-i-che-be, sure plays a mean football
Eric Myles
52 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:48:29
52 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:48:29
John Turner’s got my vote on the Anichebe song with Simon’s a close second.
You guys got nothing to do in work then ;-)
You guys got nothing to do in work then ;-)
Ian Macdonald
53 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:48:39
53 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:48:39
Could use same song as we used for Bakyoko - Hokie Kokie song
He turns defenders in, defenders out
in, out, in, out, he turns them all about
You do the Anichebe and you score a goal
that?s what it?s all about
Victor Anichebe , Victor Anichebe Victor Anichebe
you know the rest !!
He turns defenders in, defenders out
in, out, in, out, he turns them all about
You do the Anichebe and you score a goal
that?s what it?s all about
Victor Anichebe , Victor Anichebe Victor Anichebe
you know the rest !!
Simon Walker
54 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:54:04
54 Posted 18/01/2008 at 10:54:04
I work nights and should be going to bed,
but can?t stop watching YouTube vids and writing lyrics instead
but can?t stop watching YouTube vids and writing lyrics instead
Dave Lynch
55 Posted 18/01/2008 at 11:54:18
55 Posted 18/01/2008 at 11:54:18
Peter C.
I have a feeling you are my wife. Posting under another name.
Forget the new carpet dear, iv’e sussed you out.
I have a feeling you are my wife. Posting under another name.
Forget the new carpet dear, iv’e sussed you out.
Peter Stone
56 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:17:19
56 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:17:19
As transfer speculation becomes increasingly heated, I wish to thank the many contributors who have wonderfully distracted me from tabloid mendacity with their mellifluent stanzas. I myself have become increasingly pious in the hope that some deity may influence destiny and land our beloved Blues the Zenit St Petersburg player?. Andre Ashavin.
I have to confess this is for absolutely no footballing reason whatsoever but for a rather worrying fascination for the image his name phonetically inspires - and the resulting sonnets that will undoubtedly evolve. I humbly submit my own arioso for public consumption. Pubescent? Yes! Immature? Certainly! Dubious? Hopefully!! Disturbing??? Mmmmm???!!!!
Ode To Mr Arse-Shaving (Arse shavin?) Everton FC V Redshite
The Blues have lined up, going out 4-5-1
And there is Arshavin with prosaic bum
The Old Lady roars and the crowd starts to sing
All hail to the Russian with his buffed up ring
The ref blows his whistle, the start of the match
The crowd go berserk at the lack of arse thatch
No winnits, no cleg and no sign of dirt
The cleanest brown eye ever seen in our shirt
The Blues start off brightly the shite start to waver
Clearly in awe of our nifty arse shaver
The ball moves out swiftly to our left back Baines
He?s learning quickly - no skiddies, no stains
Up to the Yak, now looking trimmer
Then out to the wing to our hairless rimmer
The crowd get excited some start to drool
Others just blinded by bright anal jewel
Past one then another, bald butt in motion
Smooth as a baby soaked in Jonsons lotion
The Reds can?t catch up, they?re starting to flag
The penance of playing with hirsute bum drag
He takes it past three, and then feigns to cross
The defence are distracted by lack of arse moss
He can shoot with his right, or with his left
Another advantage of the bum-hair bereft
Finally he shoots ? Yes ? back of the net
His own celebration involves a Gillette
He gives a big smile but not from his lips
A big one-eyed stare from below his hips
Areteta and Osman smile back in surprise
As our hairless hero gives thanks to the skies
They know the secret of this huge success
A nice clean backside that leaves little mess
The rest of the team can?t wait for half time
To reach for their razors to cut a new line
Shaved derrières are the latest new fad
Why don?t you try it ? you know you?ll feel glad!
As for the match, well we won at a canter
Some say it?s down to our newest arse-mantra
Go neck down some Chang and get a bit tipsy
& then celebrate a bald Gipsy?s Nipsy
So let?s sign this Russian as he?s no defector
His ringpiece would please any Rectal Inspector
He?ll prove a great signing and might set you craving
The need for your razor to start your Arse Shaving.
Nick Flack
57 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:13:23
57 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:13:23
Surely for Cahill the most obvious is...
"We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Aus.
Because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does"
"We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Aus.
Because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does"
Nick Flack
58 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:55:07
58 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:55:07
Anichebe,
To the tune of Offsprings Pretty fly for a white guy.
VICTOR ANICHEBE
AH HA AH HA
VICTOR ANICHEBE
AH HA AH HA
To the tune of Offsprings Pretty fly for a white guy.
VICTOR ANICHEBE
AH HA AH HA
VICTOR ANICHEBE
AH HA AH HA
Rob Jones
59 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:59:09
59 Posted 18/01/2008 at 12:59:09
Ah yes nice one Nick.F, I?d completely forgotten about that
Nick Flack
60 Posted 18/01/2008 at 13:09:22
60 Posted 18/01/2008 at 13:09:22
I often wondered how chants came about, then was in Wetherspoons in St Helens once watching a load of saints fans come up with some new songs about the team they were playing. Quite funny really. Singing at the top of their voices in a packed pub.
Joe McMahon
61 Posted 18/01/2008 at 13:16:46
61 Posted 18/01/2008 at 13:16:46
NO- please No - Dolly Parton - I’m called Jolyon - and Joleen is all I ever got at school :-(
Guy Wilkinson
62 Posted 18/01/2008 at 16:40:26
62 Posted 18/01/2008 at 16:40:26
The Agadoo - Yakubu song is mint. Pissing myself here in work...
John Maxwell
63 Posted 19/01/2008 at 20:17:33
63 Posted 19/01/2008 at 20:17:33
How about these two ?
Tie me Tim Cahill down sport
Tie me Tim Cahill down sport
Or to the kinks Lola..
Cause I’m not dumb but I dont understand.
Why he walks like woman and talks like man.
Stevie Gerrard, the redshite Stevie Gerrard.
Tie me Tim Cahill down sport
Tie me Tim Cahill down sport
Or to the kinks Lola..
Cause I’m not dumb but I dont understand.
Why he walks like woman and talks like man.
Stevie Gerrard, the redshite Stevie Gerrard.
Andrew Dodgson
64 Posted 19/01/2008 at 20:44:27
64 Posted 19/01/2008 at 20:44:27
Cahill deserves a good chant
Tim Cahil Whoooaaa, Whooaa
Tim Cahil Whoooaaa, Whooaa
He comes from Samoaaaa
He is a born winaaaa! (winner)
To the tune of Verra.......
Come on, you know it makes sense! His current chant is shite, so let's hear this ringing round GP when he gets the second goal on Wednesday.
Luke Murray
65 Posted 20/01/2008 at 09:49:28
65 Posted 20/01/2008 at 09:49:28
Hello all, don?t know what chance there is of anyone reading this, you hve to scroll down an awful long way!! But I like the idea of a boxing theme for Tim Cahil, what about the rocky theme tune? No lyrics needed apart from Timmy?s name, just a catchy as hell tune that anyone can sing along to.
It?s a bugger to write in words cos its just trumpets, but after the first blast of trumpets you just repeat Tim Cahill four times before going back into trumpets. The next section with "trying hard now" can just be "Tim-my Cahill", you get the idea.
Follow this link and then imagine the Gladys Street singing along. I think it would be quality.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EADM_Ak3GTg
It?s a bugger to write in words cos its just trumpets, but after the first blast of trumpets you just repeat Tim Cahill four times before going back into trumpets. The next section with "trying hard now" can just be "Tim-my Cahill", you get the idea.
Follow this link and then imagine the Gladys Street singing along. I think it would be quality.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EADM_Ak3GTg
Tom Davies
66 Posted 20/01/2008 at 23:31:41
66 Posted 20/01/2008 at 23:31:41
He’s Big,
He’s Black,
We Play Him In Attack,
He’s The Yak,
He’s The Yak
He’s Black,
We Play Him In Attack,
He’s The Yak,
He’s The Yak
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1 Posted 17/01/2008 at 14:43:24
But I have a good one for Lescott
(Sung to Dolly Partons Joleen)
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeon
I?m begging on you please don?t let one in!