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How old is the Yak?

Now I know I'm guna get some stick for this post, and the only reason I'm posting it is that it made me laugh today in work. I am currently 2 weeks through a month working trip (sentence) in Lagos, Nigeria ? Apapa Docks to be more precise. After having another strange meal in the canteen on site(bushmeat stews and that), I got talking to a local, who was either called Gooner, or was an Aresnal fan.

After a short interagation, he told me the Yak's real age... he told me the Yak was quite a skilled painter, and he went to the same college as his brother ? his brother is 34!!!!!!

He seemed quite serious, and he was much bigger than me, so I wasn't going to call him a liar. After hearing this, I've put another local on the case.

Is he really 25? Personally, I couldn't care if he keeps banging them in (but £11 million for a 34-year-old is abit scary). Anyway, I will let you know more after my investigation: How old is the Yak?
Mark Culbert, Lagos(at the moment,Old swan) Posted 27/02/2008 at 20:27:06

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Paul Mull
1 Posted 28/02/2008 at 23:49:05

Ha, Cully?s gettin power drilled by Yak?s pals. If you survive and do make it home, we?ll give you the answer, until then sort out your skinhead or the marriage is off!
PS Is Phil Jagielka the new Chuck Norris as he has been ruthlessly good the last 6 to 8 weeks ?

Derek Thomas
2 Posted 29/02/2008 at 01:56:56

Re Players ages and the truth thereof...two words...Roger Millar... and didn’t Arsenal let Viera go sharpish when they found out his real age?? Then again if you are good enough arn’t you young or old enough??