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Alexie Sayle — Tosser
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Did anybody watch that drivel on BBC 2 last evening? Written by southern-based (and never really very funny anyway) comedian Alexie Sayle, he sought to rediscover the city that he had abandoned twenty five years ago.
In a historical journey through Liverpools character throughout the 60's to the present day, Sayle chatted with a host of people who in his opinion had played a key part in the development of the city (good and bad) throughout that period.
In a programme that made numerous references to the cities footballing pride it was with great dissapointment that the mention of Everton Football Club was limited to a very short comment made on Harry Enfields 'Scousers', and a question to Sayle from a scally red neck news agent still hung up over The Sun's treatment of dark side after Hillsborough, when making reference to the fact that even bitter blues dont buy that paper.
In contrast they lingered their cameras over Analfield when making reference to the cities football traditions, spent time in a Kopite pub and chatted to a Union militant from Fords who claimed that he spent most of his time discussing the pros and cons of Liverpool FC while building Ford Anglias (no wonder the cars were shit).
But the thing that really pissed me off and had me shouting at the TV screen was an interview with Gerry Marsden after subjecting the viewer to his shit version of what can best be described as the devil's song; you know the one. It could only be described as ignorance, blinkered stupidity or even naivete that Sayle declared the song to unite ALL football fans throughout the city.
I found this particularly offensive and tantamount to the suggestion that Judaism unites the whole of the Middle East. I was at the so called freindly Milk cup final in 1984. Despite the wrongs of 'Hands christian Hansen', this was otherwise a friendly final and good advert for the City of Liverpool and Merseyside as a whole in the dark days of Thatcherism. But maybe Sayle shoul of investigated just why the scally newsagent felt the need to make reference to those 'bitter blues', and explore the reasons why those so called loveable reds are not so loveable after all.
Maybe then he could of presented a true picture of the Cities footballing divisions instead of falling into line with the medias passion for glossing up a club that were never truely punished, nor appologised to the nation for their role in the Heysel stadium disaster.
Maybe the he could of discovered why Evertonians have the right to be bitter. You'll never walk alone unites nobody but glory hunting bandwagon bastards with little knowledge or lust for the game of football, and led only by the southern media for which Sayle is very much a part. It would be nice to believe that our own blue Bill who must be on the periphery of that soceity could one day show Sayle the error of his ways, however Sayle has probably swanned off back to his London home (and good riddance) in the smug belief that he has portrayed the character of Liverpool to the country. Yet again we see another blinkered and biased picture of the cities football culture.
Colin Garland, Posted 06/06/2008 at 22:54:25
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2 Posted 07/06/2008 at 16:01:28
3 Posted 07/06/2008 at 15:57:14
4 Posted 07/06/2008 at 16:23:07
5 Posted 07/06/2008 at 16:42:49
Some Blues aren?t upset or aware of this but to me it is a genuine attempt to push us into the ?loving arms? of a borough that wants us. No way!
I?ve tried desperately to be pragmatic about the location part of the move issue but this is beyond a joke now. Are the history books to be sanitised for the redshite to help them with their guilt by eliminating every connection or mention of Everton FC?
I have never bought The Sun, ripped copies up after hillsborough too, but to be called a ?bitter blue? by some skaghead newspaper boy is too far.
It was a good opportunity in this show to have us all together. There would have been riots if it had portrayed the city as protestant only; to me, this is the same.
6 Posted 07/06/2008 at 16:50:53
Sayle, Tarby, Black and all the other southern-based Scouse Luvy mafia can fuck right off.
7 Posted 07/06/2008 at 16:57:23
8 Posted 07/06/2008 at 17:06:10
But am I surprised? No. It's a mainstream program brought on by the Capital of Culture bollocks. BBC have to make a program on it/about Liverpool?s history and, to be brutally honest, the RS have had more "world media" exposure (be it Hillsborough, board battles or cups) than we have.
We?re almost the forgotten club ? Liverpool City Council couldn't give a shit about us now, the RS will always be the media?s favourate scouse football team, media whores in some respect. Christ, I was watching football years 92/93 on Sky Sports last Saturaday and you know how many times we popped up? Once when we won the RS 2-1 (Beardsley?s long range bottom corner job) - You?d think we were relegated or something. The RS were on constantly and did fuck all that season being that Norwich City were the team to beat that season.
It won't change any time soon unless we start winning sutff. The RS shadow is too big (even the name Liverpool FC helps) to the outside world. Manc City have the same problem against Manure, and I?m sure a similar program about Manchester would?ve done the same thing.
But would people want more media exposure? Personally, I?d say yes for a bigger profile but I do like the fact we?re a team that keeps its head down and lets the football on the pitch do the talking.
9 Posted 07/06/2008 at 17:28:53
Will you dopes be happy then?
10 Posted 07/06/2008 at 17:27:54
11 Posted 07/06/2008 at 18:22:10
12 Posted 07/06/2008 at 18:42:13
13 Posted 07/06/2008 at 18:27:51
Liverpool, to my knowledge, have never accepted responsibility for what happend at Heysel nor have they accepted that Everton suffered the most from the ban English Clubs received. Why couldn’t Alexi Sayle have said
....’Ironically, the club that suffered most out of the Heysel disaster was Everton FC, having won the Championship 2 times they were denied entry into the European Cup, when arguably they were the best team in Europe. This has led to a souring of relations between the cities two sets of supporters over the subsequent years.’
I would like to think that had the roles been reversed and I had been in his position, I would have been big enough to make that statement and also acknowledge the other half’s existence and contribution to the City.
14 Posted 07/06/2008 at 19:39:15
15 Posted 07/06/2008 at 19:48:39
16 Posted 07/06/2008 at 19:36:03
Ok, some of the coverage in the programme was cliched (Gerry Marsden, Hatton etc) and it would have been nice to have some mentions of our club, but guys, get real, not everyything can be judged on how many times Everton are mentioned. Alexi Sayle did not come across as a professional scouser and was, in fact, honest and thoughtful about his relationship to the city.
There is a strain in some comments (also shown in the ground move debate) of contempt for anyone who does not live in the city. LIke a lot of the people who view and comment on this site, I moved away in search of a better job. I?m still a passionate Evertonian. This dispersal trend is inevitable and to be embraced as successful clubs need a global fan base.
There is media bias in favour of Liverpool, but it?s not a conspiracy. It?s the outcome of their (unfortunately) sustained, if diminishing, success. We will get more if and when we start to match it. In the past few years there has been a growing respect for Everton amongst commentators and oridnary fans alike, but those who can only see slights and only hear silences, seldom notice.
17 Posted 07/06/2008 at 20:34:17
To me the point he made was he?d lost touch, lost his understanding. He admits he left!! He knows he?s a scouser through birth and upbringing but got lose somewhere. So it was his a reflection on what he thinks the difference is.
You don?t have to like it, it's his opinion!!!
As for the missing out of Everton, I think that is proof of how out of touch Alexi got that he ain?t Red or Blue, he's forgotten about Liverpool so only sees what he gets in the National media. Which, as we know, is a lover of the red shite and we are slightly insignificant.
The point to take from the film was: Be proud! ? we have a right to be, but don?t forgot ? the rest of the country couldn?t give a fuck!!
18 Posted 07/06/2008 at 20:43:45
19 Posted 07/06/2008 at 21:23:53
20 Posted 07/06/2008 at 23:37:27
21 Posted 07/06/2008 at 23:43:28
22 Posted 08/06/2008 at 06:51:55
The main thing you have to remember is that this prog. was NOT made for the likes of us, it was for the great unwashed, the chattering classes, the masses, or what passes for such on BBC2.
You don’t have an audience of A,B,C. and give them X,Y,Z.
You give them what they think is ( their version of ) the truth
BUT !!
This editing out of EFC is on a par with the old Russian editing of the Mayday Parade photos.
We are ’ An inconvenient truth ’ we don’t fit stereotype of the jolly red scally from a Bread like sitcom.
Yeah, but you’re all too sensitive, harden up, thought you Scousers all had a sense of humour??.
It’s only one little show on BBC2, where’s the harm, can’t you ppl have a laff.
But it’s not....it’s not just one little show
It’s the death of a 1000 cuts. In and of it’s self, on it’s own...nothing
BUT
When taken in total, it has taken on a Gobbells like life of it’s own.
Repeat a lie long enough and often enough and it becomes the truth...that is to most people.
Henry Higgins had the right of it...As soon as an Englishman opens his mouth and speaks somebody else will look down upon him.
If this degree of institutionalised stereotyping was directed at a group of a colour OTHER than Blue or red ( aka scousers in general ) then feet would not touch the ground, they would be swept away in a PC flash flood.
I’ve lived down south and in expat communities and we are all tarred with the same brush...
On the footie pitch...Watch him ( on hearing the accent ) if you foul him he’ll steal your hubcaps.
Even on my own side from a ’ seemingly ’ sensible team mate ( chelsea supporter )...My laces are all in a knot and I can’t get them undone...Here you go cut them off but watch it it’s sharp.....Reply...Should’ve known, a scouser with a knife.
It’s endemic.
And plastic tossers like fatboy Sayle just pander to it for easy money
No surprise really
23 Posted 08/06/2008 at 11:56:14
24 Posted 08/06/2008 at 12:08:18
I dont think there was a need for Everton to have been mentioned and apparantley in the other episodes he slags the football club or clubs off for not helping the community more, I wonder if we will get a mention then?
25 Posted 08/06/2008 at 11:57:37
26 Posted 08/06/2008 at 12:05:26
I am not just a bitter blue, I am bloody sensitive one too!!!!!!!!
Call me what you like, but for me Everton football club will always be the number one team, whether that be in Liverpool or the rest of Europe, and I dont care who knows it.
Having simmered down since Friday evening, I have to admit that there were parts of the show that I otherwise enjoyed, but I am glad that it has got a debate going and thanks to everyone that left some comments, whether in support of my view point or otherwise.
I do think that it is important lto et the rest of the country know about the passion that exists for the peoples club where ever you hail from.
By the way, I dont buy the Sun. But that has got more to do with the fact that it is a shit paper and not so much to do with Hillsborough, which as was rightly pointed out could of happened to any of us.
Stand up and be proud to be an Evertonian. Let everybody know and lets hope that Moysey’s boys deliver a long awaited trophy in the coming season.
Everton for ever. COYB
27 Posted 09/06/2008 at 13:33:49
Fuck the Red Shite off as well.
I am sick of hearin’ about the 96 and all that shite. it was a disaster and the people who got there early were the poor ones killed - WE ALL APPRECIATE THAT.
I bet fuckin’ Hysel wasn’t mentioned.
Cunts.
28 Posted 17/06/2008 at 09:05:00
I do not agree with those who seem to think that by leaving Liverpool, one somehow disqualifies onesself from commenting upon it, this is bigotry.
Who cares about the tired old "Liverpool Everton" squabbling, the show wasn?t about fucking football, nor should it be, I mean this is a tiny part of life in my world, perhaps some of you live only for sport but don?t assume the rest of us give a toss.
To judge Sayle negatively and evaluate the three part programme from the narrow perspective of sport, only serves to undelrine that he was partly correct all those years ago when he used the term "Philistine" as he did.
Liverpool has a lot of problems and scousers really do need to wake up and face these else they will never get discussed let alone fixed.
On a recent trip here is what I experienced:
1. Taxi drivers had no idea where to go, insisted I help them with their GPS system.
2. My wife asked for a pint of water in between beers in a pub near Dale st, the barmaid refused point blank.
3. Many shops sell pasties and pies but never have napkins.
4. Many of the pubs serve dull lager and or weak bitters, many are also dirty and offer no food or just microwaved junk.
5. Everybody seems to obsessed with posing, the men in particular like to "look hard" and there is an ever present air of tensions/agression.
6. The City is badly damaged by drugs, these are consumed almost openly.
7. Good quality restaurants and service are rare, so many places have low standards and so many customers have no idea just how good standards and service can be outside of Liverpool.
8. Finally the City has been handed over to the wealthy, the land owners (like Duke of Westminster) for use as a giant retail park, honestly this is all the City is these days nothing but shops selling junk.
Alexi Sayle is intelligent and dares to say what many of us have known for years, it?s time to wake up.


1 Posted 07/06/2008 at 15:50:01