Reading the thread that called for the return of "We shall not be moved" (which brought back a memory of a great rendition at Old Trafford in the 1971 FA Cup semi-final) made me think of other songs which time may have truly forgotten. It's time I think to bring them all back. So let me start off with two from the 60s.
Firstly to the tune of 'Michael Row the Boat Ashore' let's give a rousing chorus of 'Send St John to Vietnam!'. And then there was the curious 'Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly 'Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury? 'No' said Shanks, 'I can't say that I have, but I've heard of the famous Street End!
So to take our minds off the silly transfer rumour season, let's bring on the best forgotten songs. COYB
Rob Paterson, Posted 10/06/2008 at 22:11:33
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1 Posted 11/06/2008 at 08:20:57
2 Posted 11/06/2008 at 08:29:21
3 Posted 11/06/2008 at 08:55:31
(McKenzie that is!)
4 Posted 11/06/2008 at 09:12:00
Bless ?em All, Bless ?em All
May Goodison?s gates never fall
They?re Merseyside?s Pride, they?re a wonderful side
So come on the lads, Bless ?em All
5 Posted 11/06/2008 at 09:28:21
"We all agree - Duncan Mackenzie is magic!" From the Street End, it sounded like an echo as the sound from the Park End arrived a second ot two later.
6 Posted 11/06/2008 at 09:42:44
"We all agree,
West is better than Yashin,
Young is better than Eusebio,
and Liverpools in for a thrashin?"
(El Cielito Lindo,again"
7 Posted 11/06/2008 at 10:39:20
8 Posted 11/06/2008 at 10:54:09
Oh my darlin oh my darlin oh my darlin Mick Madar
9 Posted 11/06/2008 at 12:07:31
"Trio, tri-i-i-o, Rotterdam, Wembley and the Championship too" to the tune of "Day-oh". Had to stop singing it when the Manure fucked the treble up. But it was nice to be able to sing about chasing three pots, having already secured two of them.
10 Posted 11/06/2008 at 12:17:57
Great that was.
11 Posted 11/06/2008 at 12:18:32
" Come On Without
Come On Within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Everton"
12 Posted 11/06/2008 at 12:24:09
He’s watching from the stands
13 Posted 11/06/2008 at 12:25:06
14 Posted 11/06/2008 at 12:33:43
15 Posted 11/06/2008 at 13:35:04
(When we are playing Man Utd)
"Posh Spice is a slapper, she is a fuccking whore, and when she?s shagging Beckham, she thinks of Joe Max Moore! OH... Joe Max Moore, how do ya like it how do ya like it, Joe Max Moore, how do ya like it how do ya like it" etc etc
16 Posted 11/06/2008 at 13:29:52
They come from Bootle too
They come from every part of the globe
To cheer the boys in blue
Oh yea its E V ---E R T AN NO AN N
The finest team in all the land
And they call it EVERTON.
There are more verses ------ oh, and this one:
St John is a monkey, he's always messing around.
17 Posted 11/06/2008 at 13:43:12
Serves us right.
18 Posted 11/06/2008 at 13:54:11
Ron,but most of all we hate St JOHN"....
ending"FOR THE BOY?S IN THE ROYAL
19 Posted 11/06/2008 at 14:32:42
Surely you know that this song is a ’current’ one.....
Can I have 3 of what you are on please.....?
20 Posted 11/06/2008 at 15:17:01
Us in Park End - ’The Park End’
replied to by Street End - ’The Street End’
Bouncing off each - one end then the other.
Defo players names before kick off.
Favourite from those days though -
’You are my Everton, my only Everton,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You’ll never how much I love you,
So please don’t take my Everton away.
Nah,nah,nah,nah,nah - nah, nah, nah, nah nah ..............
Terracing then so on the ’Nahs’ everyone went mad.
Today I still laugh everytime - Newcastle United - ’Never won fuck all.’
’The Park End, The Park End, The Park End.’
21 Posted 11/06/2008 at 15:31:14
It would make the hairs stand up on the back of your necks in the ol boys pen.
22 Posted 11/06/2008 at 16:22:34
23 Posted 11/06/2008 at 16:44:33
What year do you remember singing ’Grand Old Team’ in the boys pen?
24 Posted 11/06/2008 at 17:00:59
Scotland, Scotland´s Number 1
Lyons for England (lol)
Oh Andy is our King
´ello, ´ello, Martin Dobbo
Bobby Latchford walks on water..
Duncan McKenzie is magic
Davy, Davy Thomas on the wing
25 Posted 11/06/2008 at 18:29:20
?He?s bald, he?s bent, his arse is up for rent, Elton John, Elton John..........?
Well needless to say he didn?t stick around to long.
26 Posted 11/06/2008 at 18:57:13
Mind you I did like The Everton Attack to the tune of My Autumn Almanac
27 Posted 11/06/2008 at 18:59:31
Isn?t it great to follow the men in the royal blue.
I don?t wanna be a red.
I?d rather be friggin? well dead.
And Evertonians are good looking to.
28 Posted 11/06/2008 at 19:33:32
I’d walk a million miles
to the end of your nose
(for older readers)
29 Posted 11/06/2008 at 21:18:25
Bring on yer Manchester Uniteds, bring on the cockneys by the score and we?ll take ye two by two and we?ll kick fuck outta you coz Everton are the team that we adore.
Walking down Lime Street swinging my chain along came a copper and he called me a name so I kicked him in the ed an he fell down dead now I?m an Everton skin?ead.
There is a very sick theme going back to my mis-spent youth. I can promise you all though, it was all talk (or at least song)! HONEST!
30 Posted 11/06/2008 at 22:45:48
"He?s fat,He?s round,his arse drags on the ground,Elton John,Elton John"
"He?s fat,He?s queer,he takes it up the rear,Elton John,Elton John"
Very non-PC but who gives a fuck.
Actually, probably Elton John,Elton John...
31 Posted 12/06/2008 at 06:35:51
" and as for Alun Evans you can stick him your hole"
32 Posted 12/06/2008 at 08:19:37
His name is Joey Royle hes the leader of the team
The finest centre forward the world has ever seen
When we(?) take a corner, he nods it in the goal and as for Alun Evans......
Anyone remember a song to the tune of From a Jack to a King
33 Posted 12/06/2008 at 13:39:22
Me boots are made for fightin’
Me scarf is blue and white
And if you come in the Park End
Your gonna get afight
Oh, I was born, under the Stanley Park End...
34 Posted 12/06/2008 at 14:40:27
35 Posted 12/06/2008 at 14:42:42
We are the Stanley, Stanley Park End
Nah, nah, nah, nah , nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
36 Posted 12/06/2008 at 14:47:42
I heard Chelsea once sing one about Throwing bricks at Roger Hunt, and Anfield being a brothel with Roger Hunt the biggest cunt!
If we didn’t have a version of that, we missed a trick!
37 Posted 14/06/2008 at 06:59:09