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Number 1?
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Is there a reason why Tim has not been given the Number 1 shirt? Is it because of Southall and what about the number 10 shirt? Could someone please clarify this.
Lee Rogers, Posted 05/07/2007 at 16:14:32
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1 Posted 05/07/2007 at 16:33:15
2 Posted 05/07/2007 at 16:48:40
3 Posted 05/07/2007 at 16:50:57
4 Posted 05/07/2007 at 16:59:50
The grins...just imagine the size of the grins.
Come on Dave, surprise us!
5 Posted 05/07/2007 at 17:04:03
6 Posted 05/07/2007 at 17:23:08
7 Posted 05/07/2007 at 17:26:39
8 Posted 05/07/2007 at 17:35:52
9 Posted 05/07/2007 at 17:49:53
Just watched a video (http://www.morefoot.com/actualite-5288.html) of a particular Argentine N° 10 who is probably not signing for us and I?m still wiping the dribble off my desk.
Back to terra firma...
10 Posted 05/07/2007 at 17:57:29
11 Posted 05/07/2007 at 18:14:36
This is Everton and if I?ve learnt one thing over the years it?s don?t get too carried away or at all excited. You?ll be left feeling very disappointed. After all it could make perfect sense to elaborate on all the rumours for test data depending on how you look at it :-(
12 Posted 05/07/2007 at 19:18:40
13 Posted 05/07/2007 at 19:27:08
Would be mint like wouldn't it though?!
14 Posted 05/07/2007 at 19:51:05
Unfortnately I think i’ll be staying put for the time being.
15 Posted 05/07/2007 at 19:57:43
Well, not the whole country not even the whole city, but...:)
16 Posted 05/07/2007 at 20:25:24
17 Posted 05/07/2007 at 20:33:02
Scene: Bellefield ? late August.
DM: Welcome to Bellefield Juan Roman Riquelme, its gud to hav?y?ere laddie!
JRR: Que?
DM: (speaks louder) I said ? its gud to hav?y?ere laddie!
JRR: Que? Me no speaky eenglish well. Me Juan, you Boss Moyseezy, Si?
DM: Er, tha?s right! Me bosso, you go-o get ready-o for practice, yes?
JRR: What eez ?practeese?, me go to beach, si?
DM: Beach, wha?d?ya mean beach, y?booger, get yer kit on and get on the field!
JRR: Me no booger, boss moysezy, me Juan Roman, me go to beach, si?
DM: Gud h?v?ns?. (Shouts) Where?s our Tater, we need some spanish. Can someone get Mikel out here and tell this little guy to get his kit on?
Later that afternoon.
JRR: Boss Moyseezy, Juan Roman eez tired, me go for siesta now? Si?
DM: We?ve only be jogging for an hour and ten minutes, whaddya mean yer tired?
An hour later, three-on-three ball work.
DM: Juan Roman! Why you no pass-o the ball-o?
JRR: Que?
DM: (Bug-eyed) Why you no pass (acts out a pass with his foot) the ball (makes a ball shape with his hands) to him (points to James McFadden)?
JRR: Si, Boss Moyseezy, but he no move, he always wait too long, so Juan Roman keep zee ball and beat all zee defenders by myself, si? Good yes?
DM; (To Alan Irvine) We?ve a right one ?ere and no mistake, Alan, he expects the lads to move around b?fore he passes it, w?ll ye take ?im ?round the back and knock that nonsense oot ov ?im??(To McFadden) Gud job Jimmy lad, don?t ye worry, keep it oop laddie, keep workin? on that shape we told ye t? keep.
Half-time after Riquelme?s debut.
JRR: Boss Moyseezy, me not play any more today, me not well.
DM: Wot laddie? You-o not-o touch-o the ball-o yet. Wot?sa matta wi?you?
JRR: Me hurt neck, me watch ball go over head all game, me hurt neck, me not well?..
18 Posted 05/07/2007 at 20:49:01
if we sign Riquelme, I’ll ride you all the way from cambridge to goodison. And I dont mean with a saddle...
Look fella’s, there is nothing surprising about the "error". Is it so shocking that EFC might actually have - Shock, Horror! An everton fan as a web page editor/webmaster? Should that not same everton fan actually dream, have a laugh, have a play, occasionally?
I seem to think there are more than enough dreaming evertonians around here, for example...
19 Posted 05/07/2007 at 22:10:00
20 Posted 05/07/2007 at 23:36:57
21 Posted 06/07/2007 at 08:17:19

