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He Must Have Been Joking
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On the 16 May 2007 these words were spoken by our illustrious team manager... "We are going to try and be as active as we possibly can (in the summer transfer market...). I think we are an attractive proposition to players who maybe just can't quite get ito the current top four sides. I think they will see plenty to like about Everton. We are an up and coming team, we are enthusiastic and we are knocking on the door and trying to win things if we possibly can in the future."
Not My words. The words of one David Moyes!
Just one question, Davie: Who are they? And, more importantly... WHERE are they!? Can anyone else see the funny side?
Neil Vaughan, Posted 11/07/2007 at 15:56:34
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2 Posted 11/07/2007 at 17:32:09
3 Posted 11/07/2007 at 17:56:12
4 Posted 11/07/2007 at 18:24:30
5 Posted 11/07/2007 at 18:30:34
People were saying that two years ago and looked what happened!
I think we have every reason to be worried. If we struggle for numbers next season then Moyes and the board any have themselves to blame. Everyone knows we need a bigger squad so they have no excuses.
6 Posted 11/07/2007 at 18:36:38
What’s the quote supposed to prove? What about the quote where he said not to expect things to happen quickly this year? Or the quote where he said Fernandes might be a bit out of our price range? Why aren’t these pulled out to illustrate why things are happening as they are. Not saying it’s right or wrong. But this quote proves little other than people will believe what they want to.
7 Posted 11/07/2007 at 18:53:44
8 Posted 11/07/2007 at 18:57:27
I look at this site every day and sit and read some of the things that are said, in total disbelief.
We havent played our first pre-season friendly yet and already, some people are predicting 17th place finish like 2 years ago! DO ME A FAVOUR!!!! Even a a mid table finish at best?? again, GET A GRIP!!!
Instead of all harping on about how shit scared you are at the fact we cant sign Nugent over Portsmouth or Koumas over Wigan, why dont you actually sit down, have a cuppa and actually look at the bigger picture.
Nugent wanted to come to us more than any other club but when did Moyes actually say he wanted him??. The only clubs to actually show an interest in him was shitty Wigan and mid-table Portsmouth. I’d never understand us not paying £6m for him if the likes of the Shite, Arsenal, Spurs etc where in for him, but they weren’t! why?? COS HE AINT WORTH THE DOSH and he’s never played in the Prem!! In james Vaughan, we have an 18yr old who is quicker, stronger and better in the air than Nugent. He tackles centre halves instead of getting tackled, he run’s season premier league defenders ragged (ASK JOHN TERRY)and jumps like Big Dunc!
No one on here can tell me that a fully fit James Vaughan, in a full season, would not bang in more goals in the championship than David Nugent, cos he fuckin would! Instead, he’s banging them in, in the prem!! Going by how his season finished, I for 1 cant fucking wait for the new one to start to watch him lash Bramble an Melchiot all over the gaff!
And, while i’m in my seat in the park end, I’d also stick money on it that Leon Osman will outshine Koumas. The only thing Leon Osman doesnt have is Pace, If he did then he’d be in the England squad! But Koumas aint exactly Linford! Osman is another who does it in the Prem week in and week out.
There is no doubting that Koumas has quality, but, to be fair.... he aint worth £5.5m and he wouldnt see Osman on the Bench!
So, instead of all the doom and gloom, look forward to 11th Augsut amd remember that there is still LOADS of time left for Moyes to sign players that will make the squad stronger. There is no way on this earth that he will take us in to Europe having only Signed Jags! NO FUCKING CHANCE! Not after going on about the small squad for so long.
Its frustrating to have no news but we’ve already shown that we do things quietly which maye be better. In Moyes I TRUST!
Finally - Alos remeber that we have just signed Cahill (at least 10 goals a season) and the outstanding Arteta (worth 15 goals a seaosn to any side) for another 5 years! There is probably 95% of the prem who’d pay MASSIVE money for them 2 but they comitted to us for 5 more years! They must know something!
PS. Riquelme will be finished in the Copa America soon so he should be our’s shortly after. JOKE BEFORE YOU ALL START!! hahahaha
COYFB!!! NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM!
9 Posted 11/07/2007 at 20:06:58
10 Posted 11/07/2007 at 20:14:31
Moyes also says that he wants players who are maybe not quite good enough for the Top 4 teams. That implies that he’s looking at some quality players, not Championship players who possibly may be able to hack the Premiership. There’s no chance that Man Utd and Chelsea would look at Nugent or Koumas so maybe Moyes isn’t either.
For all we know Moyes could be hard at work attempting to bring in some high quality European players and thats why he didn’t bother with Nugent and Koumas.
Seven weeks people, plenty of time, relax.
11 Posted 11/07/2007 at 20:27:25
12 Posted 11/07/2007 at 20:57:04
This new forum (excellent by the way) has alot of people posting using nicknames, so I figure why not me.
Its great to be back.
13 Posted 11/07/2007 at 21:06:27
During the disappointing season where we crashed out of Europe and sunk to the bottom of the Prem, Dutch pretty much stood alone in backing Moyes and trying to raise Toffeeweb morale.
Unfortunately just as Tony Marsh will look for any excuse to slag off the club, Dutch will look for any excuse to praise, mindless optimism can be as annoying as mindless pesimism.
But its still good to have Dutch back and another optimistic view in the ever increasing pesimistic Toffeeweb family.
14 Posted 11/07/2007 at 22:10:26


1 Posted 11/07/2007 at 17:27:15
Forgive me Neil but is that not two questions?