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Home of the Blues

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HOME OF EVERTON
(To the tune of The Star Spangled Banner)

Oh say can you see
Shank-ley?s gates open wide
And from to-wer and wreaths
All the kop-ites are flee-ing

For our city?s first team
Has returned ?cross the green
To repay ol? saint John
With a ro-yal blue beat-ing

Sharpy scored them with flair
And Big Dunc in the air
More years in top flight
To which none can compare

Oh say can you hear
From the Street and Park end-ers
That the Mersey will always run
Through the home of EVER-TON
EVER-TON
EVER-TON
Paul Columb, Alaska Posted 09/01/2009 at 18:05:51

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Derek Thomas
1 Posted 10/01/2009 at 05:08:55

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The Falklands (and we fought a war for this) and now Alaska. The bleak desolation must be getting to them. Mind you I suppose living in the land of Palin is enough to send anybody crackers....

Mike Jones
2 Posted 10/01/2009 at 09:40:26

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I like it would love to see the look on the Rs faces if this was sang in the derbys

Stefan Tosev
3 Posted 10/01/2009 at 10:33:08

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I think its pretty good

Joeynkoo Ludden
4 Posted 10/01/2009 at 11:12:59

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We are presuming that the RS will understand.... there was a great shout on Bluekipper I read where one gobshite at an anfield derby shouted at the blue end "what the hell have you ever won" and a plucky blue shouted back "we were league champions here before you lot even existed".

Craig Price
5 Posted 10/01/2009 at 14:26:12

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Any links for the game today please?

Ian Maher
6 Posted 10/01/2009 at 14:31:34

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I think it’s good..would make a hell of a banner!!

colin ryan
7 Posted 10/01/2009 at 14:45:15

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Craig try www.iraqgoals.com...click english in the top right corner and then select channel 1..works most weeks

Craig Price
8 Posted 10/01/2009 at 14:48:12

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Cheers Colin, will try it out

Mark Duggan
9 Posted 10/01/2009 at 14:54:31

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does anyone know of any other stand alone player (not P2P) links, can’t get iraqgoals working.

Cheers

Chris Jones (Wakefield)
10 Posted 10/01/2009 at 15:00:05

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Wohoo! www.iraqgoals.com, and commentary in English too!

Peter Roberts
11 Posted 10/01/2009 at 18:51:34

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Nice work Paul. Wonder how Waldorf and Stadtler would like that being sung by 6000 Evertonians pre-Fa Cup match.

Rich Osborne
12 Posted 11/01/2009 at 12:42:37

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Fuck me lads. That is fucking woeful. You?d have to be a massive, MASSIVE bellend to contemplate singing that.

Paul Columb
13 Posted 15/01/2009 at 07:24:06

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Sorry Rich....I know it?s not the best.
Sat down and re-did it. Wanted to put something together theat would last beyond the background chorus of ?You?ll never...?, that would reflect our history and place in city bofore that shower, and that was not entirely based on hatered and bitterness (despite that fact fact tht that?s what drives us in the derby). So here goes:

Ev-er-ton, Everton, Everton.........
(repeat once through then fade...)
Got it Rich?????????????