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Marouane Fellaini I Am Not...
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Just a bit of useless weekend fun... has anyone noticed Robert Plant sings something which sounds a lot like 'Marouane Fellaini we are not' in Stairway to Heaven? It's about 6:55 in, the lyrics say that it's 'There walks a lady we all know' but it doesn't sound anything like it to me, honestly, it's uncanny.
So there you are, a message from Rock & Roll Royalty to the big lump with the doo ahead of our FA Cup QF, let's hope we can Rock Boro' to their foundations and Roll them over today... *groan*
Simon Walker, Posted 08/03/2009 at 09:21:31
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Just saw the team news. The initial smile I had on my face when I saw Neville go to right back was completely overturned in to a frown of disbelief when seeing Baines on the left in midfield. Our only creative source without Arteta has been the left flank with Baines and Pienaar, and now that has been taken apart....... WTF!
My anxiousness just turned to serious nervousness!
Felli and Cahill start up front. COYB.....
I’m not very confident I wish we had Hibbert to stop Downing and Jags in the center for Tuncay and I don’t think we have enough enough going forward but what the hell COYB!!
Wembley here we come!
Wembley here we come!
Links to watch the game please anyone?
http://plstreams.com/channel1.php
Working beautifully
Working beautifully
This one seems ok
http://www.plstreams.com/channel1.php
http://www.plstreams.com/channel1.php
If Yobo fucks up today, it should be the last straw. He is looking very shaky since he wombled back into the team. Undeservedly I have to say. Also Osman is due a good game. Well that's an under statement, COYB
Is Moyes out of his mind??
Jags at RB again??
Osman over Gosling??
Jags at RB again??
Osman over Gosling??
Has Moyes learned nothing from the last 3 games? answer NO..
Oh god....
plstreams.com is skipping
iraqgoals.com has an American commentator
tough choice
COYB
plstreams.com is skipping
iraqgoals.com has an American commentator
tough choice
COYB
Jimmy you got a link matey?
I am Moyes till I die and defend him on here quite a lot but he has definitely made a mistake with Yobo. He has said that Jagielka and Lescott are second only to Partizan Vidic and Rio Braindead and then he splits them up to bring in the laid back Jobo. He's lumbering around like the player he was when he made that terrible laid back don't give a shit pass to Rooney that game. Bricking myself everytime Boro attack. Can Moyes not see it?
Iraq goals is actually streaming Martin Tylers commentary now Jimmy
http://www.iraqgoals.com/en/ch3.html
works better for me than the first one.
COYB!!!
works better for me than the first one.
COYB!!!
Is it just me or is Fellaini looking a little more timid in the tackle?
Thanks Neil much better now
Jim
I thought he has split Jags and Lescott not to incorporate Yobo but to cover for Hibbo and be able to keep Nev in centre mid?
I thought he has split Jags and Lescott not to incorporate Yobo but to cover for Hibbo and be able to keep Nev in centre mid?
Rory thats the Rangers game... anyone got an iraqgoals link to our game? Cheers..
http://www.hqsportz.net/
Very good link
Very good link
http://www.justin.tv/steve_vip
Great link satanta pictures and commentator.
Come on lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great link satanta pictures and commentator.
Come on lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil I would feel much more comfortable without Yobo with Pip at right back; Rodwell can handle the holding role Osman next to him and Gosling on the right I think it would work much better but thats just my opinion
My god i miss Arteta
My god i miss Arteta
Neil - Maybe so mate I certainly hope he hasn't cut off his nose to spite his face though. Hope he proves me wrong.
@ Joeynkoo: I don’t know mate! but i’ve got it on iraqgoals Ch 3 and it’s our game. i’m scared to do anything now in case i lose the signal! LOL
This is really dire at the mo.... we?re making the smoggies look like a decent side! Boro deffo playing with more hunger while we seem happy to lump it.
http://www.veetle.com/viewChannel.php?cid=48cb03bd8ab18
good quality
good quality
Lots of hoofball going on I’m not liking that
FUCK
ah well - 1-0 to the boro. this first half’s a stinker!
We’re playing like shit I hope Moyes rips the players a new asshole in the dressing room
totally gutted. Moyes and the lads have to earn their money today!!
Too many stupid free kicks
Too many stupid free kicks
No invention, no innovation, no guile. do these players actually want to win this game?
I’m just lost for words... damn
We’ve had three games to get used to life without Arteta....why haven’t we adapted yet?
If this is as good as it gets then say bye bye Wembly. Where the fuck is Osmond? The invisible man or what!
Get him off, get gosling on in the second half. The right hand side is none existant. Even shandy would be better than what we have now.
Gosing in the centre pip to rb avm to right wing. Saha on later.
Go Moyes do it you’ve nothing to lose.
Get him off, get gosling on in the second half. The right hand side is none existant. Even shandy would be better than what we have now.
Gosing in the centre pip to rb avm to right wing. Saha on later.
Go Moyes do it you’ve nothing to lose.
Cant believe the deal that Fellaini and to some extent Cahill are getting from that bloody ref, Ballsey. Arca so flopped for that foul and thats given while Fellaini is having his hair pulled and Cahill pushed. I wasnt againt Boro in the league till now, but i hope they take their Riverside to the Championship next year and see if Downing stays with the sinking ship.
About us, could we play any worse than this? Rodwell might as well wear a paper bag over his head coz he has been hiding. Hoofball against Huth and Wheater? You kidding me? Get Rodwell off, move Ossie to the middle and bring Gosling/AvdM on the right. Saha could come on as well.We need this or its back to the drawing board. The League run in looks a bit dodgy...
About us, could we play any worse than this? Rodwell might as well wear a paper bag over his head coz he has been hiding. Hoofball against Huth and Wheater? You kidding me? Get Rodwell off, move Ossie to the middle and bring Gosling/AvdM on the right. Saha could come on as well.We need this or its back to the drawing board. The League run in looks a bit dodgy...
What was MT talking about when he said, the stadium plans may be on hold with the talk of a takeover, its 6.00am here in NZ and I have not heard anything
This is embarrassing!! Shocking performance! Our central midfield of Neville and Rodwell is poor & Felliani and Cahill up front just isn’t working. Why does Yobo insist on launching aimless long balls everytime he gets it??
VDM and Saha must come on now. Fellaini and Yobo off, Nev to RB and Osman to CM. That was pathtic.
Everton playing poorly. Boro aren’t much - if any - better.
Think the ref has no idea and is totally biased against Fellaini (who will certainly be booked as he really getting fed up with the rough, ignored, treatment he is getting.)
Moyes needs to get more creativity on, maybe Gosling, and get the team to pass it atround as Boro are far from impregnable at the back.
Think the ref has no idea and is totally biased against Fellaini (who will certainly be booked as he really getting fed up with the rough, ignored, treatment he is getting.)
Moyes needs to get more creativity on, maybe Gosling, and get the team to pass it atround as Boro are far from impregnable at the back.
Im gutted, I couldn?t see where one goal would come from and know we need 2.
Didn't Moyes see enough against Blackburn to see that this line-up will not create anything? We are home to a side struggling to stay in the league and we play our best centre-back at right-back and 2 defensive midfilders in the middle.
Yobo Off, Saha on, Neville right back, Fellaini in the middle and Saha up with Cahill. I would also get Gosling on for Rodwell and stick Ossie in the middle with Gosling on the wing. Come on, Moyes, at least look like you want to win this game.
Come on Everton, take me to Wembley!!!!
Didn't Moyes see enough against Blackburn to see that this line-up will not create anything? We are home to a side struggling to stay in the league and we play our best centre-back at right-back and 2 defensive midfilders in the middle.
Yobo Off, Saha on, Neville right back, Fellaini in the middle and Saha up with Cahill. I would also get Gosling on for Rodwell and stick Ossie in the middle with Gosling on the wing. Come on, Moyes, at least look like you want to win this game.
Come on Everton, take me to Wembley!!!!
Pathetic. A waste of my time they are today. Yobo was shite for the goal. Ah well Boro are deservedly leading. We are pure dirt. I really couldnt give a fuck though becuase if we get to a semi the way we are playing one of the Big 3 will fuckin wallop us in Wembley. We are an embarassment at the moment. Our season ended with Arteta at Newcastle. We havent any invention... Zero. Pienaar is doing his best Osman impression and is shite. Get Yobo off bring back Neville and bring on Saha up front drop Felliaini back to centre-mid...
Gosling for Yobo maybe? Move Nev to right back?
I would much rather see VdM on
I would much rather see VdM on
Someone mentioned after Arteta got injured that we we’re not a one man team, well........
The difference is we have basically a midfield and two forwards who havent put 3 passes together, whilst Middlesborough’s midfield 4 and two upfront are playing football.
Without Arteta we have no creativity, we cannot rely on Pinnear and Osman to step into the void , and in particular young Rodwell.
The other problem is we have nothing at all down the right hand side. Bite the bullet, sub Yobo, put Neville at RB and bring on Saha.
Without Arteta we have no creativity, we cannot rely on Pinnear and Osman to step into the void , and in particular young Rodwell.
The other problem is we have nothing at all down the right hand side. Bite the bullet, sub Yobo, put Neville at RB and bring on Saha.
well, we obviously can’t pass it...so why not hoof it and hope for the best. i’m just hoping we come out with more fight and bite in the second half...or we can kiss our wembley pipe dream goodbye!
I think I better go to bed now.....
Lescott and Cahill with second half goals to win...you heard it here first!
COYB!
COYB!
It?s not a good performance but I think it?s better than last game vs Blackburn.
We play too deep and invite them to attack. Jag is good at defense but does not at attack. We don?t create any good chance from the right.
AVM? Can you play the full 45 minutes?
We play too deep and invite them to attack. Jag is good at defense but does not at attack. We don?t create any good chance from the right.
AVM? Can you play the full 45 minutes?
Half-time. It?s half-time.
Can the likes of "Big" Jim and Brian at least wait until bloody full time until they say "told you so."
We may be one down but for Christ's sake.
Have you written your full time winge already?
Can the likes of "Big" Jim and Brian at least wait until bloody full time until they say "told you so."
We may be one down but for Christ's sake.
Have you written your full time winge already?
What has Van Der Meyde ever done in a blue shirt in 4 years to suggest he can help us now? Wake up, fellow blues. A Van Der Meyde wonder goal will never happen!
What has Van Der Meyde ever done in a blue shirt in 4 years to suggest he can help us now? Wake up, fellow blues. A Van Der Meyde wonder goal will never happen!
Saha on!
Let’s have em
Let’s have em
Exactly, Brett.
Ged it may only be half time in this game, but this performance up to now is just a continuation of the last 2 games, Newcastle and Blackburn were we we’re also shite. So my point is that without Arteta we don’t have a clue.
Yobo lost the header, simple as that. He’s been really poor AGAIN. There’s no passing, only hoofball. Back to the football we played at the start of the season. What a huge disappointment.
FELLAINI!!!! I LOVE YOU
THE BIG FELLA!!!!!
Shabby goalkeeping there...well taken Fellaini though
Brian... Oh shit, we scored!
Yobo lost the header, simple as that. He’s been really poor AGAIN. There’s no passing, only hoofball. Back to the football we played at the start of the season. What a huge disappointment.
It goes: "Marouane Fellaini we all know.." It is a scary song.
BTW the guy also looks like Jimmy Page :)
BTW the guy also looks like Jimmy Page :)
Who did Moyes take off for Saha?
Jimmy Crack - Your answer Rodwell. I’m not surprised you didn’t notice though!
King Louis!!!!!1
Get in Saha!!!!
SAHA!!!! I LOVE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS FELLAINI!!!! NOTHING PERSONAL!!!!
SAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You beautiful French Gentleman!!!
The fuckin dream!!!!!!
Saha is fuckin mint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Saha is fuckin mint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
great goals (I think)
are there any links that haven’t got a stutter?
are there any links that haven’t got a stutter?
Nick
www.iraqgoals.com is working smoothly for me
www.iraqgoals.com is working smoothly for me
Lets give moyesy some credit shit first half but he must have bollocked them in there at half time! KING LOUIS!!!
I am an idiot! I stand corrected! Everton did have 2 in them, let's finish them off now. I love king Louis, keep him fit he could be a god sent!
Come on Everton!
Come on Everton!
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to.....
Saha ! "
Saha ! "
Yeah I know Ged, and the rest of my neighbours probalby heard me when we scored. But, your missing the point I was trying to make, that being without Arteta, we lack any creativity, and look lost when we have the ball.
We've been playing some dirty teams lately... add Pogatetz to the list of thugs that are trying to put our players in hospital.
Ged Simpson, you are so bloody correct!!!
Yeah I’m on Iraq goals Jimmy.
either it is stuttering or I get the lovely tones of Martin Tyler but with the picture frozen.
I’ll just have to piece the game together from the fragments I see
either it is stuttering or I get the lovely tones of Martin Tyler but with the picture frozen.
I’ll just have to piece the game together from the fragments I see
I know Brian... just being testy and will be again when they equalise!
Does anyone know who the co-commentator is with Martin Tyler?
20 minutes away from wembley...and it’s Alan The Gobshite Green until full time on radio 5.
This is going to be so hard in so many ways!!!
This is going to be so hard in so many ways!!!
For fucks sake send off Huth for being a twat
Did I see right? The ref blew for a foul committed ON Fellaini??? Surely not...
http://www.atdhe.net/live-tv-4596.html is working perfectly for me.
Good stuff from Fellaini he’s doing much better today
Thank you Lescott!
The foul by Huth on Fellaini has gave him new life... Screech is back!
I've had to put up with Alan Green for the whole game. What a prick! He just said what sort of future must Saha think he has at Everton if he can't get into the starting line up. He has been injured you dickhead and if he was fully fit he would be our number one striker. PRICK!
Exactly Andrew. His ignorance shows no boundaries. He’s a useless Gobshite.
4 mins added on lads, something always happens when 4 minutes goes up this year - quote andy gray, i’m bloody sweating!!!
4 mins added on lads, something always happens when 4 minutes goes up this year - quote andy gray, i’m bloody sweating!!!
That windbag Green doesn?t know what he?s talking about. COYB
Wembley!
We’ve done it !!!! Semi-Finals here we come !!
Well done lads!
Now to get Hull in the semis...
Now to get Hull in the semis...
Some people say the FA Cup has lost that sparkle. How fucking wrong they are!
Everyone is so crap at our club.
The Manager, the Owner, the Team, the PR, the ground.
But...............semis in FA cup ?
The top 3 and Chelsea.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Manager, the Owner, the Team, the PR, the ground.
But...............semis in FA cup ?
The top 3 and Chelsea.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We?re going to Wembley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
We really need to keep Saha Fit now. He really made the difference when he came on even if he did miss an easy chance in front of goal. The more minutes he gets the better he will get. One thing I would like is earlier balls through the middle, he made a great break at one point but Pienaar did not release, he will rip teams apart with runs like that.
Come on Everton, Wembley here we come!!!
Come on Everton, Wembley here we come!!!
We?re going to Wembley twice, tell me ma, me ma!!!
Great team effort. Fantastic.
Plus Big Joe Royle choosing 2 of the balls for the draw in 35 mins, so definItely no shenanigans trying to keep Chelski and Man Ure apart.
COYB
Plus Big Joe Royle choosing 2 of the balls for the draw in 35 mins, so definItely no shenanigans trying to keep Chelski and Man Ure apart.
COYB
Who do we want in the draw??
I guess Arsenal would be our best bet but they’re looking good recently
I guess Arsenal would be our best bet but they’re looking good recently
Big game - step up Steven Pinaar, Tim Cahill and the Big Fella to win the second half. And if Louis Saha can stay fit, we can still do a lot this season.
Thank you lads.
ps - Cap’n Pip, The Jag, our lovely Leighton and the amazing Joleon helped out too!
Thank you lads.
ps - Cap’n Pip, The Jag, our lovely Leighton and the amazing Joleon helped out too!
Man Utd... bring em on!
The game has ended. My red other half has gone in the bath. I am now here with nothing to do for 10 mins. So, my thoughts about us.
I think we are just so much better than people think because we have something that has won in many sports for centuries. That is spirit. That is created by moyes and his team. Worth a fortune.
I think we are just so much better than people think because we have something that has won in many sports for centuries. That is spirit. That is created by moyes and his team. Worth a fortune.
FUCK
United
United
Utd it is.
Utd didn't get Chelsea in the semi ? what a suprise.
Well it's Utd for us ? bring em on!!!
COYB
Well it's Utd for us ? bring em on!!!
COYB
This may sound odd but... we have a better chance of beating Utd in the semi than the final. They will be in the middle of playing for the title/Champions League so may have more injuries/suspension etc.
You never know!
You never know!
I agree Bob, we are not Fulham, we are a very good side and will push United hard. They will have LOADS on their plate with Champions League (I hope) and might even rest one or two.
I reckon we’ll do it!!
I reckon we’ll do it!!
Big Thanks to Robert Plant for popping on today and being the only person to mention the original topic.. lol
Oh, and get a feckin hair cut, you lout
Oh, and get a feckin hair cut, you lout
"And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our souls,
There walks a lady we all know
etc etc"
He needs his feckin haircut - it must have slowed him down by 10mph today, and he’s not the fastest to start with.
Another thing - play Joey or Jacobsen at right back, why move the player of the month - and our season - to accomodate Joey????
Our shadows taller than our souls,
There walks a lady we all know
etc etc"
He needs his feckin haircut - it must have slowed him down by 10mph today, and he’s not the fastest to start with.
Another thing - play Joey or Jacobsen at right back, why move the player of the month - and our season - to accomodate Joey????
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But he's in the team: Howard;
Jagielka Yobo Lescott Baines;
Neville (c) Rodwell Osman Pienaar;
Fellaini Cahill
Subs: Nash Jacobsen Wallace Castillo Gosling Van der Meyde Saha